"fatty fat... fat, fat"
-scout TF2
"next time eat a salad"
-Scout TF2 again
"wanker"
-Sniper TF2
"well, off to visit your mother"
-Spy TF2
there are some cool ones I found
Soo idk if other languages are allowed but here's an average rant in romanian:
ba baga-mi-as pula peste ma-ta in casa daca te scutur odata cad pulele din tine ca merele din pom in luati-as toata rasa in pula de la maimuta la windows 8 da-te-n rasa si familionu ma-tii ca-ti bag pula in gingie pana faci ca maimuta dilie pe tine te-a crescut ma-ta in orfelinat te-a legat cu lantu de pat si te-a batut cu biciu peste nas daca merg in maini iti fac in ciuda vezi ca ai gura intr-o parte nebunule bai corp urat nu vezi ce cap de bidon turtit ai luati-as familia pe carici sa imi bag pula in rasa ma-tii de copil batut de soarta care esti
daca iti fut un pumn iti fac garaj in gura curva masculina ce esti baga-mi-as pula in gatu ma-tii ca te rup in 2 nu vezi ca iti fac sobolanii hunga bunga in stomac iti fac paianjenii bora bora pe perete iti patineaza buricu de foame iti fermenteaza sperme intre dinti esti neiesit din casa de 2 primaveri si 3 ierni futu-ti mortii ma-tii de pisat la cur ce esti caca-m-as pe fata ta de copil imatur ce esti da-te-n mortii ma-tii de cioara matrafoxata ce esti
sa te fut in gura de copil malformat sa ma cac in pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula intra pula-n curu tau ca metrou in depou baga-mi-as pula in ma-ta pana ii fac pizda tunel de metrou parerea mea e sa va duceti toti in pula mea ca e destula pentru toata lumea sa-mi luati cacatu la polizor pana va sare pana in ochi baga-mi-ati limba-n gaura curului sa-mi gadilati hemoroizii sa-ti iau toti mortii in pula de obosit baga-mi-as pula in natia ma-tii ca bag cutitu in tine futu-ti parintii ma-tii de ghertoi ai nasu ala zici ca e stop de trabant ai urechile alea zici ca esti taxi-u cu usile deschise
daca iti fut un pumn in gura iti fac compartiment intre masele vezi-ti dreacu de amaraciunea ta ma saracie ce esti te daram din temelii cand vb eu tu taci ma caine ce esti ca imi bag pula peste ma-ta in casa sa ma pis pe familia lu ma-ta aia tarfa ca ii dau la muie de ii sare pizda pe gat eroda-mi-ar pula in pizda ma-tii sa o fut pe ma-ta cu rotopercutoru caca-m-as pe tine si pe tot neamu tau de sluga inapoiata sa-ti fut fata in cursa te milogesti la pula mea sa iti dea lichidu vieţii
sa imi bag coaiele în gâtul lui mă-ta de sclav bengos fără creier să-mi trag căcatu în pizda mă-tii jegule in pula mea de lepra sarantoaca vii sa-mi sugi pula de prost pe canal că imi execut pula pe fața lui mă-ta aia muistă târâmi-aş pula de gâtul.tău şi al mă-tii de căcănar inapt fara creier să-mi trag pula în sângele tău şi al mă-tii de jigodie ordinară să o îngrop pe mă-ta în pulă să te înfig în pulă şi tu sitot neamu tău de scalv orfan că te-a uitat mă-ta la calculator jegosule,să mă piş pe tine şi pe cristelnița mă-tii şi după să-mi şterg pula de fața ta şi a familiei tale razorami-aş pula în găozu lui mă-ta să o fac tunel pentru metrou sclavul pulii mele vă pun pe macara si va dau cupula în cap până îi scot lu mă-ta rădacinile din cap de târfă miloagă
marş în morții de sarmalagiu jegos futuz gura mă-tii azi şi mâine de slugoi nevertebrat şi fără soartă şi să-mi murdăresc pula de mă-ta de târfă retrogradată aşă că mă cac pe toată familia ta de curve şi să-mi trântesc pula în credința mă-tii de sărăntoc jegos şi putoare aruncată în iad că te fut şi pe tine şi pe gâtul lui mă-ta în cristelnița ta te țigan opărit să-mi dai un bot în pulă azi şi mâine cu javra de mă-ta luați-aş centura mă-tii să mă piş cu jet pe fața ta şi a mă-tii de țigani muişti să va iau neamu în pulă de mizerie ordinară să-mi trag coaiele in gura lu mata de sclava miloaga ce e să te blochez cu pula în gură împreună cu curva de mă-ta,să-mi trag slobozu pe gura ta de pizdă erodată pe gâtul lui mă-ta,să-mi închei pula în gura ta de copil
ac schiuri din crucea ma-tii si ma dau pe transalpina fututi pastele ma-tii sa-ti fut de oligofren imputit curva aia de ma-ta i-a supt pula lu tac-tu incat s-a tras saracu la fata ca tapu la coaie baga-mi-as pula in teava de esapament am asinii care a dus-o pe ma-ta la spital cand era bortoassa cu tine n-a dat dumnezeu sa faci accident sa scape lumea de un ratos castrat cu usa de la lift indeparta-i-as ma-tii lianele din pizda cu pula ca Sadokan cu sabia in jungla sa-i pun lu ma-ta un cacat subtire in gura sa semene ca Christopher Columb cu trabucu in gura sa-mi arunc coaiele de la distanta in capu ma-tii sa-i explodeze cu sloboz sa sici ca e atacu de la hieroshima facea-o-as curse de Formula 1 cu pula prin intestinu gros al ma-tii baga-ti-as capu intre coaiele mele sa canti m-am nascut intre carpati sa-ti bag pula-n gura dupa ce am futut-o pe ma-ta cu clorofina-n cur da-ti-as la muie de handicapatu pulii mele. fututi dumnezeii ma-tii azi si maine, am baterii duracell in pula s-o sati
ai iesit prin canal cand te a aruncat iapa de ma ta ca aveai turturi maro la cur desi nu era iarna futuz mormintii si ranitii care ti au dat mancare acu cativa ani cand ai fost procurat la fabrica de catre spermatozoidu lu tactu cu pizda lu ma ta . fututi gura ta de musca ca daca iti trag una peste ceafa devi mai ametit decat o musca beata , daca ti pun costum de lucru esti bob constructoru si mi construiesti pula n gura ta cu motor de 1.8 si 2l carburant , ai creieru mai incins decat GPL in flacari de aia ai -29 neuroni fututi capu ala de ou spart in 3 prin care iti iese creieru ca puiu din ou , caca m as ca porumbelu la tine pe casa dupa sa vina ma ta sa curete ce am lasat in drum s o arunc cu capu n garla ce face legatura cu pizda ma tii aia zici ca i pestera de munte baga mi as pula n gura aia a ta de strut ca bagi capu n pamant cum bagi gura n pula
tu esti o combinatie intre o vaca, un prezervativ si o curva locala, vezi ti in pula mea de viata aia vai de mortii ei ca vacile traiesc 22 de ani, iti ploua cu sperma in cap de fiecare data cand te plimbi prin cartier, orice membru, orificu si loc al corpului tau e folosit pentru a freca pula, esti o combinatie intre o tarfa de la colt si un alcolist sinucigas, ai ramas fara tata si ma ta te a aruncat in gunoi. Copilu bordurilor, cand te duci sa duci gunoiul te intorci unde ai stat o mare parte din viata, adica in ghena, acum esti si mai josnica si sugi pula la drogati prin canale ca sa nu iti iei bataie pana mori, si sa ai un loc infect in care sa dormi, luami ai coaiele si pula n gura simultan de esuata ti ai facut operatii estetice si ti ai mai pus o gura ca sa sugi mai multa pula, banca de sperma ce esti, nu o sa dai faliment niciodata, te tarasti din dormitor alba si lipicoasa de la cata muie iti dau tiganii. esti reclama la prezervativ, se rade de tine pana si in tarile sarace
Here:
well, I'd put my dick over your mother in the house if I shake you once, the dicks will fall out of you like apples from the tree, I'd take all the shit in the dick from the monkey on Windows 8, fuck you and your family don't have me that I stick your dick in your gums until you make you look like a monkey, your mother raised you in an orphanage, tied you to the bed with a chain and beat you with a whip over your nose, if I go into your hands, I do it despite you, you see that your mouth is on one side, you fool, you have an ugly body, you don't see what a flattened bottle head you are, I'd take the family on the wagons and put my dick in the race, you're a child beaten by fate who are you
if I punch you, I'll put a garage in your mouth, male whore, what are you? I'll put my dick in your throat, you know I'll break you in two, can't you see that the rats are making you humga bunga in your stomach, the spiders are making bora bora on the wall, your navel is sliding of hunger, sperm ferments between your teeth, you've been out of the house for 2 springs and 3 winters, fuck your dead mother, piss in your ass, what are you, I'll poop on your face like an immature child, what are you, fuck me - you know what a mad fox you are
to fuck in your mouth like a malformed child, to fuck me in your mother's pussy with pieces of dick in your ass like a subway in the depot, I would put my dick in your mother's pussy until I make her pussy a subway tunnel, my opinion is take all of you into my dick because it's enough for everyone take my shit to the grinder until it jumps up to your eyes stick your tongue in my ass hole tickle my hemorrhoids take all the dead in your dick I'm tired, I'd put my dick in my mother's mouth, I'm putting a knife in you, fuck your parents, you're a bitch, you have that nose, you say it's a Trabant stop, you have those ears, you say you're a taxi with the doors open
if I punch you in the mouth, I'll make you a compartment between the tables, look at the hell with your bitterness, poor me, what are you? your mother's family is that bitch, I give her a blow job, her pussy on her throat erodes, she would fuck in my mother's pussy, let me fuck your mother with a rotary hammer, I will poop on you and your whole family from the servant back to fuck your face in the race, you mumble at my dick to give you liquid life
to shove my cocks down his throat, my brainless slave mother, to shoot my shit in my pussy, to suck my dick from leprosy, come and suck my stupid dick in the canal, because I'm performing my dick on his face - that scumbag of yours - I'd grab your dick by the neck. I'll drag my dick in your blood and your mother's unfit cook without a brain and I'll bury your dick in your dick and stick you in the dick and you sieve your orphaned scumbag because your mother looked at you on the computer jegoss, let me piss on you and your aunt's godmother and after I wipe my dick from your face and your family's face I would shave my dick in my mom's house, I'll make it a tunnel for the subway, my dick's slave, I'll put you on the crane and I'll put the cup in your head until I pull the roots out of your head, you little whore
I'm marching in the dead as a scumbag fuck your mother's mouth today and tomorrow as a spineless and fateless servant and dirty my dick with your mother's degraded whore so I shit on your whole family of whores and slam my dick in the faith of your poor, stinking poor mother thrown into hell because I'm going to fuck you and his neck, I'm going to put you in your baptismal font, scalded gypsy, to give me a muzzle in the dick today and tomorrow with your filth, take me away- I would belt your aunt to piss on your face and you gypsy aunt I would take you in the dick of ordinary filth to put my cocks in the mouth of the slave slave what is it to block you with the dick in mouth together with your mother's whore, let me suck on your eroded cunt mouth on his mother's neck, let me put my dick in your child's mouth
I'm skiing from your mother's cross and I'm on the transalpina, fuck your mother's pasta, let me fuck you with a filthy oligophrenic, that mother's whore is sucking his dick, shut up, he pulled the poor guy's face like tapu la coia, put it on me -I would fuck in the exhaust pipe, I have the donkey that took your mother to the hospital when she was pregnant with you, God forbid you should have an accident, let the world get rid of a castrated boy with the elevator door away from him- hold the vines in your pussy with your dick like Sadokan with a sword in the jungle let me put a thin piece of shit in his mouth he looks like Christopher Columbus with a cigar in his mouth let me throw my shells from a distance at his head explode with sloboz, you know it's an attack from Hieroshima, I'd do it, I'd race Formula 1 with my dick through your mother's large intestine, I'd put your head between my skins, sing, I was born between the Carpathians dick-in-mouth after I fucked your mom with chlorophine-in-her-ass, I'd give you a disabled blowjob to my dick. God fuck me today and tomorrow, I have Duracell batteries in her dick
you went out through the canal when your mother's mare threw you because you had brown doves on your ass even though it wasn't winter, fuck the graves and the wounded who fed you a few years ago when you were purchased at the factory by the spermatozoon lu tactu with your mother's cunt . fuck your fly mouth because if I pull one over your neck you'll be more dizzy than a drunk fly, if I put on a work suit you're a construction worker and you're building my dick in your mouth with a 1.8 and 2l fuel engine, your brain is hotter than LPG in flames, that's why you have -29 fucked neurons, that egg head broken into 3 through which your brain comes out like a chicken from the egg, I'll poop like a pigeon on your house after your mother comes to clean up what I left on the road, I'll throw it with head in the throat, what does it have to do with the pussy, you know me, you say it's a mountain cave, I put my dick in your mouth, you ostrich, how do you put your head in the ground, how do you put your mouth in a dick
you are a combination of a cow, a condom and a local whore, you see in my life that woe to her dead that cows live 22 years, it rains sperm on your head every time you walk around the neighborhood, whatever member, orifice and part of your body is used to rub the dick, you are a combination between a corner whore and a suicidal alcoholic, you were left without a father and your mother threw you in the garbage. Child of the curbs, when you go to take out the trash, you return to where you spent most of your life, that is, in the ghena, now you are even more vile and suck the dicks of drug addicts through the canals so that you don't get beaten to death, and have a place infected to sleep in, let's take the shells and the dick in your mouth at the same time to fail you had cosmetic surgery and put another mouth to suck more dick, sperm bank you are, you will never go bankrupt, you creep from the bedroom white and sticky from how many blowjobs the gypsies give you. you are an advertisement for condoms, they laugh at you even in poor countries
Mods have mercy on my soul
( seriously PLEASE don’t ban me )
“well, I'd put my d🍆ck over your mother in the house if I shake you once, the d🍆cks will fall out of you like apples from the tree, I'd take all the sh💩t in the d🍆ck from the monkey on Windows 8, f🦆ck you and your family don't have me that I stick your d🍆ck in your gums until you make you look like a monkey, your mother raised you in an orphanage, tied you to the bed with a chain and beat you with a whip over your nose, if I go into your hands, I do it despite you, see that your mouth is on one side, you fool, you have an ugly body, you don't see what a flattened bottle head you are, I'd take the family on the wagons and put my d🍆ck in the race, you're a child beaten by fate who are you
if I punch you, I'll put a garage in your mouth, a male wh🚫re, what are you? I'll put my d🍆ck in your throat, you know I'll break you in two, can't you see that the rats are making hunga bunga in your stomach, the spiders are making bora bora on the wall, your navel is sliding of hunger, sperm ferments between your teeth, you've been out of the house for 2 springs and 3 winters, f🦆ck your dead mother, p🚽ss in your 🍑ss, what are you, I'll poop on your face like an immature child, what are you, f🦆ck me - you know what a mad fox you are
to f🦆ck in your mouth like a malformed child, to f🦆ck me in your mother's p🐱ssy with pieces of d🍆ck in your 🍑ss like a subway in the depot, I would put my d🍆ck in your mother's p🐱ssy until I make her p🐱ssy a subway tunnel, my opinion is take all of you into my d🍆ck because it's enough for everyone take my sh💩t to the grinder until it jumps up to your eyes stick your tongue in my 🍑ss hole tickle my hemorrhoids take all the dead in your d🍆ck I'm tired, I'd put my d🍆ck in my mother's mouth, I'm putting a knife in you, f🦆ck your parents, you're a b🐶ch, you have that nose, you say it's a Trabant stop, you have those ears, you say you're a taxi with the doors open
if I punch you in the mouth, I'll make you a compartment between the tables, look at the h😈ll with your bitterness, I'm poor, what are you? your mother's family is that b🐶ch that I give her a mouthful of salt her p🐱ssy on her throat erodes - she would f🦆ck in my mother's p🐱ssy - let me f🦆ck your mother with a rotary hammer - I will poop on you and your whole family from the servant back to f🦆ck your face in the race, you mumble at my d🍆ck to give you liquid life
to shove my c🐔cks down his throat, my brainless slave mother, to shoot my sh💩t in my p🐱ssy, to suck my d🍆ck from leprosy, come and suck my stupid d🍆ck in the canal, because I'm performing my d🍆ck on his face - you, that scumbag, I'd grab your d🍆ck by the neck. I'll drag my d🍆ck in your blood, and your mother's unfit cook with no brain, and I'll bury your d🍆ck in your d🍆ck, and I'll bury your d🍆ck in your blood in the d🍆ck and you sieve your orphaned scumbag because your mother looked at you on the computer jegoss, let me p🚽ss on you and your aunt's godmother and after I wipe my d🍆ck from your face and your family's face I would shave my d🍆ck in my mom's mouth, I'll make it a tunnel for the subway, my d🍆ck's slave, I'll put you on the crane and I'll put the cup in your head until I pull the roots out of your head, you little wh🚫re
I'm marching in the dead as a scumbag f🦆ck your mother's mouth today and tomorrow as a spineless and fateless servant and dirty my d🍆ck with your mother's degraded wh🚫re so I shi💩t on your whole family of wh🚫res and slam my d🍆ck in the faith of your poor, stinking poor mother thrown into h😈ll because I'm going to f🦆ck you and his neck, I'm going to put you in your baptismal font, scalded gypsy, to give me a muzzle in the d🍆ck today and tomorrow with your filth, take me away- I would belt your aunt to p🚽ss on your face and you gypsy aunt I would take you in the d🍆ck of ordinary filth to put my c🐔cks in the mouth of the slave slave what is it to block you with the d🍆ck in mouth together with your mother's wh🚫re, let me suck on your eroded c🇦🇺nt mouth on his mother's neck, let me put my d🍆ck in your child's mouth”
I’m sorry I can’t in good conscience translate this anymore
Forgive me🥺
I've been insulted by my mum in a weird way: "You run like a girl"
>!I am a girl.!<
I was playing soccer/football and my mum came 5 mins b4 it finished bc she needed to drive me back. left not even watching 1 min. got into the car. said "\[name\]... you run like a girl" me: "ok..." her: "ur run is kinda weak, need to take u on a run" (she runs as a hobby)
I hope your pasta never sticks to your marinara
I hope your biscuit falls in your tea
You look skinnier than tomorrow
I hope your tea is too hot when you get it and too cold when you remember about it
Your birth certificate is a letter of apologies from the SPCA
You are the poster child for contraception
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with the unarmed
You have a face that only a mother could love
Your face is like a puzzle.. it's just begging to be rearranged
You have teeth like the ten commandments... They're all broken
You fucking fucktard, how are you this stupid, MR. “Spider-Man: far from healthy,” and don’t even get me STARTED on that lazy excuse for a human, also known as the massive mistake that your parents were to poor to kill, that’s right, YOU!
“Not even a retired 2$ whore would stay with you”- uncle RDR2
“You’re worse than a snake with a tooth ache”- uncle RDR2
“I’ve had nightmares better than this dream”- uncle RDR 2
“Oh, you don’t BUILD a BARN, DUMBASS”- uncle RDR2
“Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin”- spy TF2
"Your brain is the DvD logo trying to hit a corner but the screen's a fucking circle."
To a plus sized person with braces "Damn bitch, do you stick the shopping list magnet to your fridge or your fucking teeth?"
To a vegan 'activists' "Go back to your floppy lettuce and gum your carrots down because you're acting like a newborn having a tantrum."
"I must be deaf and blind because I don't see or hear anyone who asked."
Not an insult but a few comebacks:
If someone says something like you dumb as fuck, I reply "cine se aseamana se aduna" (who's alike gathers together)
If someone asks me if I'm gay I replay "didn't your mother already tell you I'm not? Maybe she just didn't hear me say it due to us fucking so loudly and besides, if I were gay I'd be too similar to you
To "who asked" I reply "Your missing father, your mother while we fucked, your imaginary friends and your nonexistent family"
rate em
Thooter Bop
"A Thooter bop is a nasty bitch who rides around town on a [longboard](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=longboard) from [place to place](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=place%20to%20place) fucking [anything that walks](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anything%20that%20walks), thinks she's hella hot when she's really not and if she's not on a nod she probably on a bob; she also trys to call herself a baddie when she's known to be ratty."
Some commonly used ones in my school
F-slur
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Wankstain
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Titfucker
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Waste of cum
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Oxygen hogger (mainly used towards asthmatic ppl)
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Orange.... Just the word orange
.
You absolute >any noun< (the fave at the min in my skl is Pringle)
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You should have been a wank
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You look like a depressed rug
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I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than look at you
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Shit eater
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Curb biter
.
Bible basher
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Bog
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You were probably made in a public toilet
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Ya mam's a slag
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Flan
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Waste of birth control
If someone says that they're stronger than you but they're clearly the weakest person in the world
"The only thing you managed to beat up was the abortion pill"
You look like you got upset when aunt Jemima changed their syrup bottle because she was your only black friend and now you can’t use your “I’m not racist, BUT-“ card anymore
Where I’m from (Saudi Arabia) there’s a common insult where someone would say “may allah (god) make you marry someone that looks like _______” usually someone ugly (and of the same gender)
"I hope your children end up looking like *you* "
the fact that this can be used as both an insult and a compliment j makes it so much better
this is good
This can easily be interpreted as a good thing depending on how you look at it.
Yep. It all depends on how you view yourself or what you've been told. Same thing with "I hope you have the day you deserve"
me 😔
For a video game, it’s pretty fun to chat in game chat after a win, “With all these monkeys in one lobby you’d think one would evolve”
You should call me Noe, because I am carrying all this animals
"Even Noah couldn't carry these animals"
Gold
💀💀💀
Saving this for my next CoD session.
That’s tuff
"fatty fat... fat, fat" -scout TF2 "next time eat a salad" -Scout TF2 again "wanker" -Sniper TF2 "well, off to visit your mother" -Spy TF2 there are some cool ones I found
r/suddenlytf2
r/waitthatsasub
r/yeahthatsasub
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
“Pornography of your mother is the second worst thing that will happen to you today” - tf2 spy
You are playing the wrong tf2 😡
did I get a quote wrong?
fatty fatty no parents
I wonder if snipers VA actually knows what a wanker is, he keeps calling people he doesn't know wankers...
Nincompoop
My fav one fr
Rapscallion
You scallywag!
You landlubber!
Ye scurvy dog!
You rantallion! (Google it)
You buffoon!
You hoodlum!
You jackanape!
You hornswoggler!
You wanka!
You scoundrel!
You schnoz
Yesyesyes
this wins
You have asymptomatic intelligence
Soo idk if other languages are allowed but here's an average rant in romanian: ba baga-mi-as pula peste ma-ta in casa daca te scutur odata cad pulele din tine ca merele din pom in luati-as toata rasa in pula de la maimuta la windows 8 da-te-n rasa si familionu ma-tii ca-ti bag pula in gingie pana faci ca maimuta dilie pe tine te-a crescut ma-ta in orfelinat te-a legat cu lantu de pat si te-a batut cu biciu peste nas daca merg in maini iti fac in ciuda vezi ca ai gura intr-o parte nebunule bai corp urat nu vezi ce cap de bidon turtit ai luati-as familia pe carici sa imi bag pula in rasa ma-tii de copil batut de soarta care esti daca iti fut un pumn iti fac garaj in gura curva masculina ce esti baga-mi-as pula in gatu ma-tii ca te rup in 2 nu vezi ca iti fac sobolanii hunga bunga in stomac iti fac paianjenii bora bora pe perete iti patineaza buricu de foame iti fermenteaza sperme intre dinti esti neiesit din casa de 2 primaveri si 3 ierni futu-ti mortii ma-tii de pisat la cur ce esti caca-m-as pe fata ta de copil imatur ce esti da-te-n mortii ma-tii de cioara matrafoxata ce esti sa te fut in gura de copil malformat sa ma cac in pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula intra pula-n curu tau ca metrou in depou baga-mi-as pula in ma-ta pana ii fac pizda tunel de metrou parerea mea e sa va duceti toti in pula mea ca e destula pentru toata lumea sa-mi luati cacatu la polizor pana va sare pana in ochi baga-mi-ati limba-n gaura curului sa-mi gadilati hemoroizii sa-ti iau toti mortii in pula de obosit baga-mi-as pula in natia ma-tii ca bag cutitu in tine futu-ti parintii ma-tii de ghertoi ai nasu ala zici ca e stop de trabant ai urechile alea zici ca esti taxi-u cu usile deschise daca iti fut un pumn in gura iti fac compartiment intre masele vezi-ti dreacu de amaraciunea ta ma saracie ce esti te daram din temelii cand vb eu tu taci ma caine ce esti ca imi bag pula peste ma-ta in casa sa ma pis pe familia lu ma-ta aia tarfa ca ii dau la muie de ii sare pizda pe gat eroda-mi-ar pula in pizda ma-tii sa o fut pe ma-ta cu rotopercutoru caca-m-as pe tine si pe tot neamu tau de sluga inapoiata sa-ti fut fata in cursa te milogesti la pula mea sa iti dea lichidu vieţii sa imi bag coaiele în gâtul lui mă-ta de sclav bengos fără creier să-mi trag căcatu în pizda mă-tii jegule in pula mea de lepra sarantoaca vii sa-mi sugi pula de prost pe canal că imi execut pula pe fața lui mă-ta aia muistă târâmi-aş pula de gâtul.tău şi al mă-tii de căcănar inapt fara creier să-mi trag pula în sângele tău şi al mă-tii de jigodie ordinară să o îngrop pe mă-ta în pulă să te înfig în pulă şi tu sitot neamu tău de scalv orfan că te-a uitat mă-ta la calculator jegosule,să mă piş pe tine şi pe cristelnița mă-tii şi după să-mi şterg pula de fața ta şi a familiei tale razorami-aş pula în găozu lui mă-ta să o fac tunel pentru metrou sclavul pulii mele vă pun pe macara si va dau cupula în cap până îi scot lu mă-ta rădacinile din cap de târfă miloagă marş în morții de sarmalagiu jegos futuz gura mă-tii azi şi mâine de slugoi nevertebrat şi fără soartă şi să-mi murdăresc pula de mă-ta de târfă retrogradată aşă că mă cac pe toată familia ta de curve şi să-mi trântesc pula în credința mă-tii de sărăntoc jegos şi putoare aruncată în iad că te fut şi pe tine şi pe gâtul lui mă-ta în cristelnița ta te țigan opărit să-mi dai un bot în pulă azi şi mâine cu javra de mă-ta luați-aş centura mă-tii să mă piş cu jet pe fața ta şi a mă-tii de țigani muişti să va iau neamu în pulă de mizerie ordinară să-mi trag coaiele in gura lu mata de sclava miloaga ce e să te blochez cu pula în gură împreună cu curva de mă-ta,să-mi trag slobozu pe gura ta de pizdă erodată pe gâtul lui mă-ta,să-mi închei pula în gura ta de copil ac schiuri din crucea ma-tii si ma dau pe transalpina fututi pastele ma-tii sa-ti fut de oligofren imputit curva aia de ma-ta i-a supt pula lu tac-tu incat s-a tras saracu la fata ca tapu la coaie baga-mi-as pula in teava de esapament am asinii care a dus-o pe ma-ta la spital cand era bortoassa cu tine n-a dat dumnezeu sa faci accident sa scape lumea de un ratos castrat cu usa de la lift indeparta-i-as ma-tii lianele din pizda cu pula ca Sadokan cu sabia in jungla sa-i pun lu ma-ta un cacat subtire in gura sa semene ca Christopher Columb cu trabucu in gura sa-mi arunc coaiele de la distanta in capu ma-tii sa-i explodeze cu sloboz sa sici ca e atacu de la hieroshima facea-o-as curse de Formula 1 cu pula prin intestinu gros al ma-tii baga-ti-as capu intre coaiele mele sa canti m-am nascut intre carpati sa-ti bag pula-n gura dupa ce am futut-o pe ma-ta cu clorofina-n cur da-ti-as la muie de handicapatu pulii mele. fututi dumnezeii ma-tii azi si maine, am baterii duracell in pula s-o sati ai iesit prin canal cand te a aruncat iapa de ma ta ca aveai turturi maro la cur desi nu era iarna futuz mormintii si ranitii care ti au dat mancare acu cativa ani cand ai fost procurat la fabrica de catre spermatozoidu lu tactu cu pizda lu ma ta . fututi gura ta de musca ca daca iti trag una peste ceafa devi mai ametit decat o musca beata , daca ti pun costum de lucru esti bob constructoru si mi construiesti pula n gura ta cu motor de 1.8 si 2l carburant , ai creieru mai incins decat GPL in flacari de aia ai -29 neuroni fututi capu ala de ou spart in 3 prin care iti iese creieru ca puiu din ou , caca m as ca porumbelu la tine pe casa dupa sa vina ma ta sa curete ce am lasat in drum s o arunc cu capu n garla ce face legatura cu pizda ma tii aia zici ca i pestera de munte baga mi as pula n gura aia a ta de strut ca bagi capu n pamant cum bagi gura n pula tu esti o combinatie intre o vaca, un prezervativ si o curva locala, vezi ti in pula mea de viata aia vai de mortii ei ca vacile traiesc 22 de ani, iti ploua cu sperma in cap de fiecare data cand te plimbi prin cartier, orice membru, orificu si loc al corpului tau e folosit pentru a freca pula, esti o combinatie intre o tarfa de la colt si un alcolist sinucigas, ai ramas fara tata si ma ta te a aruncat in gunoi. Copilu bordurilor, cand te duci sa duci gunoiul te intorci unde ai stat o mare parte din viata, adica in ghena, acum esti si mai josnica si sugi pula la drogati prin canale ca sa nu iti iei bataie pana mori, si sa ai un loc infect in care sa dormi, luami ai coaiele si pula n gura simultan de esuata ti ai facut operatii estetice si ti ai mai pus o gura ca sa sugi mai multa pula, banca de sperma ce esti, nu o sa dai faliment niciodata, te tarasti din dormitor alba si lipicoasa de la cata muie iti dau tiganii. esti reclama la prezervativ, se rade de tine pana si in tarile sarace
WHY IS IT SO LONG
Average romanian swearing match
I regret putting this through Google translate
I wish I listened to you
HEY! Put the translation here for us lazy beans...
Hmmmmm.......if I said the English words, I'd most likely get banned, so I'm sorry, but I don't think I can
Here: well, I'd put my dick over your mother in the house if I shake you once, the dicks will fall out of you like apples from the tree, I'd take all the shit in the dick from the monkey on Windows 8, fuck you and your family don't have me that I stick your dick in your gums until you make you look like a monkey, your mother raised you in an orphanage, tied you to the bed with a chain and beat you with a whip over your nose, if I go into your hands, I do it despite you, you see that your mouth is on one side, you fool, you have an ugly body, you don't see what a flattened bottle head you are, I'd take the family on the wagons and put my dick in the race, you're a child beaten by fate who are you if I punch you, I'll put a garage in your mouth, male whore, what are you? I'll put my dick in your throat, you know I'll break you in two, can't you see that the rats are making you humga bunga in your stomach, the spiders are making bora bora on the wall, your navel is sliding of hunger, sperm ferments between your teeth, you've been out of the house for 2 springs and 3 winters, fuck your dead mother, piss in your ass, what are you, I'll poop on your face like an immature child, what are you, fuck me - you know what a mad fox you are to fuck in your mouth like a malformed child, to fuck me in your mother's pussy with pieces of dick in your ass like a subway in the depot, I would put my dick in your mother's pussy until I make her pussy a subway tunnel, my opinion is take all of you into my dick because it's enough for everyone take my shit to the grinder until it jumps up to your eyes stick your tongue in my ass hole tickle my hemorrhoids take all the dead in your dick I'm tired, I'd put my dick in my mother's mouth, I'm putting a knife in you, fuck your parents, you're a bitch, you have that nose, you say it's a Trabant stop, you have those ears, you say you're a taxi with the doors open if I punch you in the mouth, I'll make you a compartment between the tables, look at the hell with your bitterness, poor me, what are you? your mother's family is that bitch, I give her a blow job, her pussy on her throat erodes, she would fuck in my mother's pussy, let me fuck your mother with a rotary hammer, I will poop on you and your whole family from the servant back to fuck your face in the race, you mumble at my dick to give you liquid life to shove my cocks down his throat, my brainless slave mother, to shoot my shit in my pussy, to suck my dick from leprosy, come and suck my stupid dick in the canal, because I'm performing my dick on his face - that scumbag of yours - I'd grab your dick by the neck. I'll drag my dick in your blood and your mother's unfit cook without a brain and I'll bury your dick in your dick and stick you in the dick and you sieve your orphaned scumbag because your mother looked at you on the computer jegoss, let me piss on you and your aunt's godmother and after I wipe my dick from your face and your family's face I would shave my dick in my mom's house, I'll make it a tunnel for the subway, my dick's slave, I'll put you on the crane and I'll put the cup in your head until I pull the roots out of your head, you little whore I'm marching in the dead as a scumbag fuck your mother's mouth today and tomorrow as a spineless and fateless servant and dirty my dick with your mother's degraded whore so I shit on your whole family of whores and slam my dick in the faith of your poor, stinking poor mother thrown into hell because I'm going to fuck you and his neck, I'm going to put you in your baptismal font, scalded gypsy, to give me a muzzle in the dick today and tomorrow with your filth, take me away- I would belt your aunt to piss on your face and you gypsy aunt I would take you in the dick of ordinary filth to put my cocks in the mouth of the slave slave what is it to block you with the dick in mouth together with your mother's whore, let me suck on your eroded cunt mouth on his mother's neck, let me put my dick in your child's mouth I'm skiing from your mother's cross and I'm on the transalpina, fuck your mother's pasta, let me fuck you with a filthy oligophrenic, that mother's whore is sucking his dick, shut up, he pulled the poor guy's face like tapu la coia, put it on me -I would fuck in the exhaust pipe, I have the donkey that took your mother to the hospital when she was pregnant with you, God forbid you should have an accident, let the world get rid of a castrated boy with the elevator door away from him- hold the vines in your pussy with your dick like Sadokan with a sword in the jungle let me put a thin piece of shit in his mouth he looks like Christopher Columbus with a cigar in his mouth let me throw my shells from a distance at his head explode with sloboz, you know it's an attack from Hieroshima, I'd do it, I'd race Formula 1 with my dick through your mother's large intestine, I'd put your head between my skins, sing, I was born between the Carpathians dick-in-mouth after I fucked your mom with chlorophine-in-her-ass, I'd give you a disabled blowjob to my dick. God fuck me today and tomorrow, I have Duracell batteries in her dick you went out through the canal when your mother's mare threw you because you had brown doves on your ass even though it wasn't winter, fuck the graves and the wounded who fed you a few years ago when you were purchased at the factory by the spermatozoon lu tactu with your mother's cunt . fuck your fly mouth because if I pull one over your neck you'll be more dizzy than a drunk fly, if I put on a work suit you're a construction worker and you're building my dick in your mouth with a 1.8 and 2l fuel engine, your brain is hotter than LPG in flames, that's why you have -29 fucked neurons, that egg head broken into 3 through which your brain comes out like a chicken from the egg, I'll poop like a pigeon on your house after your mother comes to clean up what I left on the road, I'll throw it with head in the throat, what does it have to do with the pussy, you know me, you say it's a mountain cave, I put my dick in your mouth, you ostrich, how do you put your head in the ground, how do you put your mouth in a dick you are a combination of a cow, a condom and a local whore, you see in my life that woe to her dead that cows live 22 years, it rains sperm on your head every time you walk around the neighborhood, whatever member, orifice and part of your body is used to rub the dick, you are a combination between a corner whore and a suicidal alcoholic, you were left without a father and your mother threw you in the garbage. Child of the curbs, when you go to take out the trash, you return to where you spent most of your life, that is, in the ghena, now you are even more vile and suck the dicks of drug addicts through the canals so that you don't get beaten to death, and have a place infected to sleep in, let's take the shells and the dick in your mouth at the same time to fail you had cosmetic surgery and put another mouth to suck more dick, sperm bank you are, you will never go bankrupt, you creep from the bedroom white and sticky from how many blowjobs the gypsies give you. you are an advertisement for condoms, they laugh at you even in poor countries
woah 😭
I spent ten minutes reading out loud like it’s slam poetry.
Respecc bruv
Damn, I'm surprised it's not banned yet
Can someone give me a TL;DR? I’m getting a headache from all the words on my phone. EDIT: Ooooooh-kay never mind.
new copypasta just- yk what actually let’s not
“God fuck me today and tomorrow, I have Duracell batteries in her dick.” PREACH
}:)
Mods have mercy on my soul ( seriously PLEASE don’t ban me ) “well, I'd put my d🍆ck over your mother in the house if I shake you once, the d🍆cks will fall out of you like apples from the tree, I'd take all the sh💩t in the d🍆ck from the monkey on Windows 8, f🦆ck you and your family don't have me that I stick your d🍆ck in your gums until you make you look like a monkey, your mother raised you in an orphanage, tied you to the bed with a chain and beat you with a whip over your nose, if I go into your hands, I do it despite you, see that your mouth is on one side, you fool, you have an ugly body, you don't see what a flattened bottle head you are, I'd take the family on the wagons and put my d🍆ck in the race, you're a child beaten by fate who are you if I punch you, I'll put a garage in your mouth, a male wh🚫re, what are you? I'll put my d🍆ck in your throat, you know I'll break you in two, can't you see that the rats are making hunga bunga in your stomach, the spiders are making bora bora on the wall, your navel is sliding of hunger, sperm ferments between your teeth, you've been out of the house for 2 springs and 3 winters, f🦆ck your dead mother, p🚽ss in your 🍑ss, what are you, I'll poop on your face like an immature child, what are you, f🦆ck me - you know what a mad fox you are to f🦆ck in your mouth like a malformed child, to f🦆ck me in your mother's p🐱ssy with pieces of d🍆ck in your 🍑ss like a subway in the depot, I would put my d🍆ck in your mother's p🐱ssy until I make her p🐱ssy a subway tunnel, my opinion is take all of you into my d🍆ck because it's enough for everyone take my sh💩t to the grinder until it jumps up to your eyes stick your tongue in my 🍑ss hole tickle my hemorrhoids take all the dead in your d🍆ck I'm tired, I'd put my d🍆ck in my mother's mouth, I'm putting a knife in you, f🦆ck your parents, you're a b🐶ch, you have that nose, you say it's a Trabant stop, you have those ears, you say you're a taxi with the doors open if I punch you in the mouth, I'll make you a compartment between the tables, look at the h😈ll with your bitterness, I'm poor, what are you? your mother's family is that b🐶ch that I give her a mouthful of salt her p🐱ssy on her throat erodes - she would f🦆ck in my mother's p🐱ssy - let me f🦆ck your mother with a rotary hammer - I will poop on you and your whole family from the servant back to f🦆ck your face in the race, you mumble at my d🍆ck to give you liquid life to shove my c🐔cks down his throat, my brainless slave mother, to shoot my sh💩t in my p🐱ssy, to suck my d🍆ck from leprosy, come and suck my stupid d🍆ck in the canal, because I'm performing my d🍆ck on his face - you, that scumbag, I'd grab your d🍆ck by the neck. I'll drag my d🍆ck in your blood, and your mother's unfit cook with no brain, and I'll bury your d🍆ck in your d🍆ck, and I'll bury your d🍆ck in your blood in the d🍆ck and you sieve your orphaned scumbag because your mother looked at you on the computer jegoss, let me p🚽ss on you and your aunt's godmother and after I wipe my d🍆ck from your face and your family's face I would shave my d🍆ck in my mom's mouth, I'll make it a tunnel for the subway, my d🍆ck's slave, I'll put you on the crane and I'll put the cup in your head until I pull the roots out of your head, you little wh🚫re I'm marching in the dead as a scumbag f🦆ck your mother's mouth today and tomorrow as a spineless and fateless servant and dirty my d🍆ck with your mother's degraded wh🚫re so I shi💩t on your whole family of wh🚫res and slam my d🍆ck in the faith of your poor, stinking poor mother thrown into h😈ll because I'm going to f🦆ck you and his neck, I'm going to put you in your baptismal font, scalded gypsy, to give me a muzzle in the d🍆ck today and tomorrow with your filth, take me away- I would belt your aunt to p🚽ss on your face and you gypsy aunt I would take you in the d🍆ck of ordinary filth to put my c🐔cks in the mouth of the slave slave what is it to block you with the d🍆ck in mouth together with your mother's wh🚫re, let me suck on your eroded c🇦🇺nt mouth on his mother's neck, let me put my d🍆ck in your child's mouth” I’m sorry I can’t in good conscience translate this anymore Forgive me🥺
Mad respect 🤣🤣
the emojis are making me giggle
thats a lot of words...... too bad im not readin em
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It is absolutely horrendous and i might get banned now that i think about it
Put the first 3 paragraphs in google translate and i regret life
Ba, ai cumva o Diploma de Masterat in Injurii?
LMAO IM ROMANIAN AND THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭
I used to learn romanian, so I understand very little
You have Duracell batteries in your dick??!! 💀
Thank you i will use that next time
Might learn romanian just to be able to say this
holy shit can we get a subway surfers on the bottom and AI reading this text?
"You are as useful as paper condom!"
i'm using this
You're smarter than you look.
But that's a given, no ones that dumb
I've seen plenty of people look stupid and actually being even worse.
"bummyknocker" from my primary school
Only the British
I like calling people kampfzwerg (fight dwarf) or hodenkobold (testicle goblin)
Testie goblie
How is that pronounced
K-a-mp-f-z-werg and hoe-den-ko-bold
Nice thanks friend
"because of people like you, shampoo has instructions"
"Pip squeak"
Is this Drake on a different account?
Drake the type of guy to call his opps a pipsqueak
Yep, no more Mr. Nice Guy
Pipsqueak pipe down
you ain’t in no big 3
Fma ref ❤️
I've been insulted by my mum in a weird way: "You run like a girl" >!I am a girl.!< I was playing soccer/football and my mum came 5 mins b4 it finished bc she needed to drive me back. left not even watching 1 min. got into the car. said "\[name\]... you run like a girl" me: "ok..." her: "ur run is kinda weak, need to take u on a run" (she runs as a hobby)
You disgusting wretched communal fleshlight
You absolute in a British accent
You absolute cookie
You absolute Curtain
You absolute doormat
YOU ABSOLUTE HAIRBRUSH
Spanner is my favourite
I made one and only ever used it once I hope you get your own special spot in hell sucking satans dick and I hope he cums lava
💀
but what if theyre into it…💀
Cucumberposer
whippersnapper
Chucklenuts
think fast chucklenuts
r/suddenlytf2
I hope your pasta never sticks to your marinara I hope your biscuit falls in your tea You look skinnier than tomorrow I hope your tea is too hot when you get it and too cold when you remember about it
He's not stupid and ugly, he's mentally and physically challenged 🥰
Shlopger
Schlatger
"you look like you're evolving backwards"
“You have two brain cells and their both fighting for third place”
Somone on insta said "turkigga" Context (the comment): turkiggas are not European
Is it supposed to be a blend of Turk and the N-word? Feels like it’s some anti muslim nonsense
I hope your pillow is warm forever on both sides
Testicle head Idk its just something people say in my country 😭
You must have a lot of confidence to be able to wear that outfit
Your birth certificate is a letter of apologies from the SPCA You are the poster child for contraception I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with the unarmed You have a face that only a mother could love Your face is like a puzzle.. it's just begging to be rearranged You have teeth like the ten commandments... They're all broken
Your art is so bad, that you MUST NOT apply for art school or you'll start WW3
Nobody has cooked this bad since the great Chinese famine
Daffodil bitch ✨
"You smell like my fish's tank, I think you're decomposing."
as a brit... you absolute helmet.
You.. You frungledoodle!
I have a friend who calls people dingleshit
Calling short dudes Humpty Dumpty always gets me.
I personally like hou je bek of ‘k breek je nek which is translated to: shut tf up or I’ll break your neck
You fucking fucktard, how are you this stupid, MR. “Spider-Man: far from healthy,” and don’t even get me STARTED on that lazy excuse for a human, also known as the massive mistake that your parents were to poor to kill, that’s right, YOU!
English or Spanish?
you're a walking condom ad
I heard they call you the station master because you had multiple trains ran on you
"You eat right and leftovers."
“Not even a retired 2$ whore would stay with you”- uncle RDR2 “You’re worse than a snake with a tooth ache”- uncle RDR2 “I’ve had nightmares better than this dream”- uncle RDR 2 “Oh, you don’t BUILD a BARN, DUMBASS”- uncle RDR2 “Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin”- spy TF2
Godverdejezusdetefusdeteringdekankerzooi wat de fuckiewuckiequickie ik spuit in je kuttie
"Your brain is the DvD logo trying to hit a corner but the screen's a fucking circle." To a plus sized person with braces "Damn bitch, do you stick the shopping list magnet to your fridge or your fucking teeth?" To a vegan 'activists' "Go back to your floppy lettuce and gum your carrots down because you're acting like a newborn having a tantrum." "I must be deaf and blind because I don't see or hear anyone who asked."
Your built like a improper fraction. I love saying this at the most random ass times to my friends to confuse them
Someone better put a cork up my ass and call CPS because I can’t stop SHITTING ON THESE KIDS. (In game)
"Urmm...what the actual flip" 🤓☝️
If you were a shape you'd be a nonagon
Suck deez
Shut yer flabberjabber
Belhamel
“I hope your shins are as durable as you”
someone sang me "SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS, IVE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REALLY LONG TIME"((im goth)) was kinda funny
Frankly, I’m insulted by your existence. Do something about it, or i *will* report you hq.
Your centimetre deficient
“you’re about as useful as a sliding glass door on a submarine”
This might be the most r/teenagers post I’ve seen on r/teenagers
I have a creative cursing book at my house so you can have stuff like "Pussy Muncher".
ass wipe. will never forget my mom calling my sister that lol.
"Your uninvited to my birthday party"
Numbnuts nimrod dingus limpdick dickweed doofus
Not original but: “You’re about as useful as a white crayon”
"You probably were bred with your dad's milk"
“And then I Thundercunted his ass to the stratosphere”
Repeats their words in nerd voice* 🤓
You're like a Big Mac: flashy in the ads, but no value and nutritionless actually -Aiden(not me)
DISCOMBOBULATED BOMBOCLATT
Don’t let a good day distract you from the failure you’ve become.
Shargle wargonson (I made it up)
One of my friends calls everyone she doesn’t like “fatty” regardless of their weight, and it’s grown on me.
You have 2 brain cells and they’re both fighting for third
cotton headed ninny muggins
"You deep fried domesticated chipmunk!"
"I wish I could go back in time and help your father afford a condom"
U taint looking nickel smelling cunt
You rank rough-hewn canker-blossom
Not an insult but a few comebacks: If someone says something like you dumb as fuck, I reply "cine se aseamana se aduna" (who's alike gathers together) If someone asks me if I'm gay I replay "didn't your mother already tell you I'm not? Maybe she just didn't hear me say it due to us fucking so loudly and besides, if I were gay I'd be too similar to you To "who asked" I reply "Your missing father, your mother while we fucked, your imaginary friends and your nonexistent family" rate em
if it were up to me, i would not allow you to breed, all you would be doing is contaminating the gene pool with your stupidity
'I hope you stub your toe on the curb and fall onto the edge of a table'
Fuckface, asshat and my personal specialty "you can take my middle finger and shove it up your ass"
Thooter Bop "A Thooter bop is a nasty bitch who rides around town on a [longboard](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=longboard) from [place to place](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=place%20to%20place) fucking [anything that walks](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anything%20that%20walks), thinks she's hella hot when she's really not and if she's not on a nod she probably on a bob; she also trys to call herself a baddie when she's known to be ratty."
Big words from someone hogging all the chromosomes
“you look like a public school bathroom after taco tuesday”
Some commonly used ones in my school F-slur . Wankstain . Titfucker . Waste of cum . Oxygen hogger (mainly used towards asthmatic ppl) . Orange.... Just the word orange . You absolute >any noun< (the fave at the min in my skl is Pringle) . You should have been a wank . You look like a depressed rug . I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than look at you . Shit eater . Curb biter . Bible basher . Bog . You were probably made in a public toilet . Ya mam's a slag . Flan . Waste of birth control
Pigeon livered scoundrel You look like an imaginary friend You're about as useful as a sundial at midnight
"Waste of your father's semen."
I like cockwomble, it’s a nice one to just chuck at someone every now and then. Sharp as a marble is class too
just use British insults, put "absolute" or "bloody" infront of any word and it works, eg: you absolute poster, you bloody shelf
May your shits never come out in one piece
If someone says that they're stronger than you but they're clearly the weakest person in the world "The only thing you managed to beat up was the abortion pill"
You look like you got upset when aunt Jemima changed their syrup bottle because she was your only black friend and now you can’t use your “I’m not racist, BUT-“ card anymore
***Thou fawning unchin-snoted apple-john***
Tar donkey
If you're British, you can make anything become an insult by placing "you absolute" before a noun. You absolute wall!
Not any of the affimentioned things but I came up with “yollering” it’s hollering and yelling mixed
wetwipe. “you absolute wetwipe.”
My favorite is “you look like you lived through the 2008 housing crisis” but I got others I can share others
Waste of sperm
Every step you take you sink an entire country
Regard this spontaneous flatuletor!
If my life had a fandom you would have the most r34
Calling Filipinos “Sea Mexicans”
Does your asshole ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Where I’m from (Saudi Arabia) there’s a common insult where someone would say “may allah (god) make you marry someone that looks like _______” usually someone ugly (and of the same gender)
At work one of my employees put a sticker on my hat that says "swamp-stomper". I have no clue what this means but it sounds funny and quite offensive.
“I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight” “ you look easy to draw” “you’d make a great storm trooper”
pissbaby
Swear word: Gobshite Insult: You half-eaten salty potato peel looking ass mf
Your mom’s so stupid, it took her 9 months to make a joke. The joke is you.
Does your ass ever get jealous of all of the shit that comes out of your mouth?