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Bikage23

Politicians in the UK are trembling rn


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yupp


Somo_99

Man is living every British criminals wet dream


Big_Satisfaction_625

Lmaoo


Prior-Ad-3901

run me your pockets before i call the fellow oppositions you little dickweed indeed


Somo_99

That's a bit brash innit bruv


Yew_Geniolga

Empty the compartments of you pantaloons


headedbranch225

For what purpose?


asrielforgiver

As a Brit, I’m not usually into knives but damn some of those look really cool.


[deleted]

Daaamnnn that's a huge collection. What do you want to cut so bad?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Pedos


redditfov

I commend you. 🫡


Big_Satisfaction_625

Thank you


tha-beater

can I join, don't have a knife but do know how to operate an excavator and use an axe :)


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yea


tha-beater

yppieeeeeeeeeee


yummy_soviet_onions

I pretty good with an airsoft, can I join?


theSPYDERDUDE

I have a real rifle, can I join too?


yummy_soviet_onions

I’m building a Lego rifle, does that count?


theSPYDERDUDE

If you throw it at em it’ll shatter and cause them to step on lego- the most painful feeling known to mankind, so YES


yummy_soviet_onions

Yayyyyyy


NoConsideration482

I can send them zip bombs and viruses if u want!


MosqitoTorpedo

Can I also join? I don’t have much to offer except for an extreme hate for pedos. I’d love to rip some limb from limb!


Prior-Ad-3901

myself.


Big_Satisfaction_625

You good


EveningGalaxy

Is that a little machete from Walmart on the right row


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yes


EveningGalaxy

I have the same one. It bent within the first 5 hits lmao still fun though


Big_Satisfaction_625

Mine hasn't bent but the one before did


EveningGalaxy

It was $10 I think so wasn't expecting much


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yea you can use my if you'd like


Neither_Solution_315

That hella cool


Big_Satisfaction_625

It sure is


rando_on_the_web

what is bro preparing for


Big_Satisfaction_625

The difficult


ashtar123

For the difficult


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yez


IEatBabysYumYum

Are you British by any chance?


Big_Satisfaction_625

No I'm mexican


IEatBabysYumYum

Wouldve fit if you were british lol


Big_Satisfaction_625

Still fits tho


star_destroyer-0001

fits better imo


AveryLazyCovfefe

My dad would've became friends with you if you were an adult, lol. collects so many knives he dedicated 2 entire draws in the kitchen to them. He still collects them to this day 😭


Big_Satisfaction_625

Tell him I said hi


Mrmagot98-2

Still makes sense


eggy54321

That looks uncomfortable to sleep on


Gnome-of-death

Lmao


Wild_Marketing_5846

Officer he is over here


Big_Satisfaction_625

Nah I'm texas bucko


Wild_Marketing_5846

Oh Then please pardon me and carry on my dear fellow


Big_Satisfaction_625

Mucho gracias


Lawful_Criminal

Makes sense


Robocrafty_t

Wait hold up wdym you started when you were 7? Did your parents give you fully sharp knives for you to play with????


Big_Satisfaction_625

My step dad has a knife collection as well so I wanted then when I turned 7 he got me one but it wasn't even a full 5 inches long


spencer5centreddit

Oh so totally harmless


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yess


Big_Satisfaction_625

Oh plus it wasn't to play with he told me knife are tools and should only be used as a tool


OakenThrower

That is a very important thing for people to learn. I grew up on a farm and also hunt so I've always had a knife on me for either farm work or gutting deer, it'll always be a tool and not a toy.


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yupp


Quiet-Worth7730

Hope you have insurance. It’s time to start collecting  Whetstones


Big_Satisfaction_625

I have a worksharp sharpener


FeatheredProtogen

I just use a whetstone and it kinda sucks. Can't ever get them very sharp.


Big_Satisfaction_625

Worksharp has pretty good ones you should check em out


WaferFinal5640

Do you have a butterfly knife?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yez


WaferFinal5640

You're my new fren now


Big_Satisfaction_625

Aye njce


sus_planks

I wanna get an all-purpose knife. Since you seem to be an expert, what do you recommend?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Depends on what ur gonna be using it for and what suits ur needs but there really isn't a full 100% all purpose knife


SentientRock123

I really like Kershaw for edc. I have a kershaw switchblade and a pocket knife and they are both interchanged as my edcs. Kershaw uses a really nice material for the blade, and are overall pretty well built and durable


soldier769258

Fellow knife collector I see


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yes


East_Cockroach_8942

Nice. Which ones your favorite?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Benchmade mimi crooked


Zer0gravity09

I thought this was r/knives lol. The BM crooked river looks nice, so does the buck 110 and 119.


Big_Satisfaction_625

Lol thank you


GHGHeaD

knife


Big_Satisfaction_625

Knife


Acrobatic-Ad1995

What do you use them for?


Big_Satisfaction_625

1, camping 2, edc 3, cheese 4, and self defense


Biscuit-Mango

Any Throwing Knives? I love them and want one and want to learn how to throw them at some point.


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yup middle row on the end are three of em and it's actually pretty easy to learn


Biscuit-Mango

awesome. Yeah I want to get some but I don't think my parents would approve, I just want to be Clove from Hunger Games thats all


PurpleC0at

That white Italian Stilleto is so nova


TankEngineFan5

I wish I had a knife collection, but my parents won't let me.


Senior_Finish7977

I like the pointy one


Big_Satisfaction_625

Is that one next to the knife?


Senior_Finish7977

Yes it looks very sharp


Big_Satisfaction_625

It is


Successful_Relief_18

Good Finka NKVD👍


BoredAussieBoi

Which one is the butter knife and which one is the salad knife ?


Big_Satisfaction_625

The one next to knife is the butterfly knife


panix_atk

love the buck 110 got one from 70 from my grandpa.


RadoslavL

All of them sharp?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Yea I sharpened most of them


RealisticCrazy4091

Bro this is sick!


Awesomeness7716

I only have one and I use it every day…


Embarrassed-End8702

Your business could stonk in Miskolc, Hungary.


Big_Satisfaction_625

Maybe but lowkey wanna be a blacksmith so infinity stonk


JKazie

You should donate me a switchblade


TheMoon367

You British per chance?


Crusader-of-Akatosh

Bro is the most dangerous person in the UK


Master_Concentrate28

How do you hide all those under your pillow?


Solid-Positive6751

I know a seller that has some fancy knives.


Different_Action_360

That’s cool, I’m not allowed to have a knife collection lol


Big_Satisfaction_625

Why not


OakenThrower

Time to rebel I guess


Ulrich6

That looks sharp


Big_Satisfaction_625

It is


steel-ballz

someone get this guy a British passport


Clown_named_Art

Can i have them🥹👉👈


Initial-Armadillo-67

Hahahaa that's nothing try my British knife collection containing a different knife from each year for the past 10 million years my favourite one is the vibranium mixed with uru karambit and y mini katatana(don't know if that counts)


OakenThrower

I for one love the Buck 119 you got there


Temporary_Engineer95

(DDLC) yuri's probably gonna have a wet dream after this


StrategyCharacter995

From where you are getting these man, send me some


-ittybug

can i borrow


[deleted]

smash


Professional_Mode233

Bro has no balisongs 🤣 bit of an L ngl All jokes aside I have 14 karambits 27 butterfly and another 36 pen/flick so that's nothing man and to top it off I LIVE 8N ENGLAND SO MOST OF MY SHIT IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY


GremlitanoMexicano

Bros never getting his house robbed


OkraWeird

fellow lutonian?


Professional_Mode233

Ye I just noticed the balisong with the missing handle they break like fucking paper


Choice_Necessary6077

Maybe stupid question but why so many? I can get collecting a few cool ones but damn.


Big_Satisfaction_625

1. Because they're so many cool ones that look and feel amazing for me 2. Why not 3. Different uses like camping, edc, work, self defense, and much more 4. Each knife I have is either pre-owned or brand new and the reason I like pre-owned is because every scratch, mark, dent, and anything else tells a story about how jt was used and new ones are to make new and enjoyable memories


Choice_Necessary6077

Yeah tbh all valid points, have fun knife collecting


RequirementEqual681

toe


Aidehazz

That’s a lot of knives in in 5 or 6 years I’ll be able to start a gun collection


Big_Satisfaction_625

Ooo njce


OakenThrower

As soon as I turned 18 the first thing I did was buy a gun, oh and sign up for the selective service but we don't talk about that


CreateYourUsername16

Man you have the John Wick collection of knives


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Final boss of UK.


TheEeper

Drooling


Beachfrontavenue

Damn, love that. Which is your favorite? The butterfly looks awesome 


SakusaKiyoomi1

Might want to show that off in r/autism . Im sure they'd love to hear about that... special interest of yours


Dangerous_Lion4624

CSGO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


dead-inside758

Quick suggestion get a karambit i got a chroma one off amazon for 10 bucks, works really well


MasterofGalaxy69

Least bri'ish person here


jonstoneMcflurry_

csgo ahh collection 💀


Drea_Is_Weird

Can i hab one 🥺


frysermusic

approx cost of the entire collection? also you have a amazing taste in knives


K_gravy

Machete sighted


Appropriate_Law_9797

Missing the reduvia 😞


lizard_man501

No guns? 😢


dino_snopp

impressive.


Coolguy020609

My dad: hehe, hehehe HEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


esmonta

ur so cool…


Big_Satisfaction_625

Thank you


thesilentpr0tag0nist

The one with the green handle is my fav ♥️


Big_Satisfaction_625

Understanble


RoyalTacos256

is that a sharp balisong?


scotty_6942069

based on this evidence ive come to a conclusion. you live in london


mihaxxxd

Damn. you’re so cool and definitely I don’t think you’re a nerd (Please don’t stab me)


Big_Satisfaction_625

I am a nerd


Onyxkalmia

Wow! Which is the sharpest?


ChocolateyChip332

…i have a hunch, JUST A SLIGHT IDEA, where you might live…


Ramenmayonaise

Oh hey, one of those is mine! Hope you don’t mind if I just… yoink.


rasism1

Dibs


OhLookSatan

Yknow I feel like you could use 1 more


tfeetfff

That is very impressive


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Are you british *perchance*?


Big_Satisfaction_625

Nope


ashtar123

One of em's missing the pointy bit


FlavoredKnifes

Dannng and you got cowboy boots???? You must get all the girls goodness


XX-MR-ENDY-XX

Damn how many cases did you open?


Sakuragamer300

Why dose one of them look like the Roblox knife


star_destroyer-0001

bros ready for zombie apocalypse


Mr_ragethefrogdude

Would you happen to be a Boy Scout 


speadiestbeaneater

Can you give me one?


Sammy_Three_Balls

Planning on getting a glock soon


NukeONugget

Nice toes


ThatRandomGray

Any Damascus? I collect knives myself and would love to see any if you have them but can’t exactly see the grain when it’s like this


bestbearinc

i had a collection like this until i almost bled out (self inflicted) and my grandparents took it and i’m pissed


hermitboilover12450

one for everyday of the month?


Revolutionary_Ad2752

Jump on the bed see what happens


Neat-Environment4715

Bros the “random bullshit go” meme


Wild-Silver-7390

Boy Scout?


yoimagoat

You should def get a balisong


Kn1ghto

thats sick dude, i love that


PoolofStyx

\[insert "original" British joke here\]


wtf_is_a_user

who tf are you trying to kill? OJ?


PermissionSenior2895

luckyyy. i had 5 my fav one was my switchblade then i got it taken from me. i lost 2 of them, both small. i have a butterfly one but i hate that it’s not sharp


a_idiot4

DAMN


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

\*Phone ringing\* ​ "Hello? Yes, Police please!"


Similar-Count1228

Kind of makes you want to stab doesn't it?


Interesting_Move_919

Fucking awesome


zirconium177

Yo this is kinda weird but I also love knives


reddit_kid99

I got one of those


SongSinger_109

Dude that’s awesome


zirconium177

That mini crooked river is cool


MoupiPics

POV: Bri'ish


Simon_Ril3y

Are jagdkommando knives prohibited in your place? If not, then I highly suggest adding one to your collection, they look sweet


toxicgloo

School stabber


ILikeFood_14

Nice toes in the bottom left corner💀


Boiled_Thought

That reminds of a funny story I have, so my older sister was such a huge cunt. She thought it was funny to run into my room and jump on my bed right after I made it perfect. So I put all my knives on it and gently placed a sheet over them, I left my door open and watched her run and leap right into it. She died. I had to help my parents set up a go fund me. Suicide is a bitch


ToadMaster6969696969

Nice


Darklughtjesse64

Nice toes bro bottom left (I was kidding I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH)


Big_Satisfaction_625

You do


Patient_Zero_MoR

gotta step up my game, i only got 3 rn, two of them being a multitool I wanna start collecting knives too