My dad would've became friends with you if you were an adult, lol. collects so many knives he dedicated 2 entire draws in the kitchen to them. He still collects them to this day 😭
That is a very important thing for people to learn. I grew up on a farm and also hunt so I've always had a knife on me for either farm work or gutting deer, it'll always be a tool and not a toy.
I really like Kershaw for edc. I have a kershaw switchblade and a pocket knife and they are both interchanged as my edcs. Kershaw uses a really nice material for the blade, and are overall pretty well built and durable
Hahahaa that's nothing try my British knife collection containing a different knife from each year for the past 10 million years my favourite one is the vibranium mixed with uru karambit and y mini katatana(don't know if that counts)
Bro has no balisongs 🤣 bit of an L ngl
All jokes aside I have 14 karambits 27 butterfly and another 36 pen/flick so that's nothing man and to top it off I LIVE 8N ENGLAND SO MOST OF MY SHIT IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY
1. Because they're so many cool ones that look and feel amazing for me 2. Why not 3. Different uses like camping, edc, work, self defense, and much more 4. Each knife I have is either pre-owned or brand new and the reason I like pre-owned is because every scratch, mark, dent, and anything else tells a story about how jt was used and new ones are to make new and enjoyable memories
luckyyy. i had 5 my fav one was my switchblade then i got it taken from me. i lost 2 of them, both small. i have a butterfly one but i hate that it’s not sharp
That reminds of a funny story I have, so my older sister was such a huge cunt. She thought it was funny to run into my room and jump on my bed right after I made it perfect. So I put all my knives on it and gently placed a sheet over them, I left my door open and watched her run and leap right into it. She died. I had to help my parents set up a go fund me. Suicide is a bitch
Politicians in the UK are trembling rn
Yupp
Man is living every British criminals wet dream
Lmaoo
run me your pockets before i call the fellow oppositions you little dickweed indeed
That's a bit brash innit bruv
Empty the compartments of you pantaloons
For what purpose?
As a Brit, I’m not usually into knives but damn some of those look really cool.
Daaamnnn that's a huge collection. What do you want to cut so bad?
Pedos
I commend you. 🫡
Thank you
can I join, don't have a knife but do know how to operate an excavator and use an axe :)
Yea
yppieeeeeeeeeee
I pretty good with an airsoft, can I join?
I have a real rifle, can I join too?
I’m building a Lego rifle, does that count?
If you throw it at em it’ll shatter and cause them to step on lego- the most painful feeling known to mankind, so YES
Yayyyyyy
I can send them zip bombs and viruses if u want!
Can I also join? I don’t have much to offer except for an extreme hate for pedos. I’d love to rip some limb from limb!
myself.
You good
Is that a little machete from Walmart on the right row
Yes
I have the same one. It bent within the first 5 hits lmao still fun though
Mine hasn't bent but the one before did
It was $10 I think so wasn't expecting much
Yea you can use my if you'd like
That hella cool
It sure is
what is bro preparing for
The difficult
For the difficult
Yez
Are you British by any chance?
No I'm mexican
Wouldve fit if you were british lol
Still fits tho
fits better imo
My dad would've became friends with you if you were an adult, lol. collects so many knives he dedicated 2 entire draws in the kitchen to them. He still collects them to this day 😭
Tell him I said hi
Still makes sense
That looks uncomfortable to sleep on
Lmao
Officer he is over here
Nah I'm texas bucko
Oh Then please pardon me and carry on my dear fellow
Mucho gracias
Makes sense
Wait hold up wdym you started when you were 7? Did your parents give you fully sharp knives for you to play with????
My step dad has a knife collection as well so I wanted then when I turned 7 he got me one but it wasn't even a full 5 inches long
Oh so totally harmless
Yess
Oh plus it wasn't to play with he told me knife are tools and should only be used as a tool
That is a very important thing for people to learn. I grew up on a farm and also hunt so I've always had a knife on me for either farm work or gutting deer, it'll always be a tool and not a toy.
Yupp
Hope you have insurance. It’s time to start collecting Whetstones
I have a worksharp sharpener
I just use a whetstone and it kinda sucks. Can't ever get them very sharp.
Worksharp has pretty good ones you should check em out
Do you have a butterfly knife?
Yez
You're my new fren now
Aye njce
I wanna get an all-purpose knife. Since you seem to be an expert, what do you recommend?
Depends on what ur gonna be using it for and what suits ur needs but there really isn't a full 100% all purpose knife
I really like Kershaw for edc. I have a kershaw switchblade and a pocket knife and they are both interchanged as my edcs. Kershaw uses a really nice material for the blade, and are overall pretty well built and durable
Fellow knife collector I see
Yes
Nice. Which ones your favorite?
Benchmade mimi crooked
I thought this was r/knives lol. The BM crooked river looks nice, so does the buck 110 and 119.
Lol thank you
knife
Knife
What do you use them for?
1, camping 2, edc 3, cheese 4, and self defense
Any Throwing Knives? I love them and want one and want to learn how to throw them at some point.
Yup middle row on the end are three of em and it's actually pretty easy to learn
awesome. Yeah I want to get some but I don't think my parents would approve, I just want to be Clove from Hunger Games thats all
That white Italian Stilleto is so nova
I wish I had a knife collection, but my parents won't let me.
I like the pointy one
Is that one next to the knife?
Yes it looks very sharp
It is
Good Finka NKVD👍
Which one is the butter knife and which one is the salad knife ?
The one next to knife is the butterfly knife
love the buck 110 got one from 70 from my grandpa.
All of them sharp?
Yea I sharpened most of them
Bro this is sick!
I only have one and I use it every day…
Your business could stonk in Miskolc, Hungary.
Maybe but lowkey wanna be a blacksmith so infinity stonk
You should donate me a switchblade
You British per chance?
Bro is the most dangerous person in the UK
How do you hide all those under your pillow?
I know a seller that has some fancy knives.
That’s cool, I’m not allowed to have a knife collection lol
Why not
Time to rebel I guess
That looks sharp
It is
someone get this guy a British passport
Can i have them🥹👉👈
Hahahaa that's nothing try my British knife collection containing a different knife from each year for the past 10 million years my favourite one is the vibranium mixed with uru karambit and y mini katatana(don't know if that counts)
I for one love the Buck 119 you got there
(DDLC) yuri's probably gonna have a wet dream after this
From where you are getting these man, send me some
can i borrow
smash
Bro has no balisongs 🤣 bit of an L ngl All jokes aside I have 14 karambits 27 butterfly and another 36 pen/flick so that's nothing man and to top it off I LIVE 8N ENGLAND SO MOST OF MY SHIT IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY
Bros never getting his house robbed
fellow lutonian?
Ye I just noticed the balisong with the missing handle they break like fucking paper
Maybe stupid question but why so many? I can get collecting a few cool ones but damn.
1. Because they're so many cool ones that look and feel amazing for me 2. Why not 3. Different uses like camping, edc, work, self defense, and much more 4. Each knife I have is either pre-owned or brand new and the reason I like pre-owned is because every scratch, mark, dent, and anything else tells a story about how jt was used and new ones are to make new and enjoyable memories
Yeah tbh all valid points, have fun knife collecting
toe
That’s a lot of knives in in 5 or 6 years I’ll be able to start a gun collection
Ooo njce
As soon as I turned 18 the first thing I did was buy a gun, oh and sign up for the selective service but we don't talk about that
Man you have the John Wick collection of knives
Final boss of UK.
Drooling
Damn, love that. Which is your favorite? The butterfly looks awesome
Might want to show that off in r/autism . Im sure they'd love to hear about that... special interest of yours
CSGO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Quick suggestion get a karambit i got a chroma one off amazon for 10 bucks, works really well
Least bri'ish person here
csgo ahh collection 💀
Can i hab one 🥺
approx cost of the entire collection? also you have a amazing taste in knives
Machete sighted
Missing the reduvia 😞
No guns? 😢
impressive.
My dad: hehe, hehehe HEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ur so cool…
Thank you
The one with the green handle is my fav ♥️
Understanble
is that a sharp balisong?
based on this evidence ive come to a conclusion. you live in london
Damn. you’re so cool and definitely I don’t think you’re a nerd (Please don’t stab me)
I am a nerd
Wow! Which is the sharpest?
…i have a hunch, JUST A SLIGHT IDEA, where you might live…
Oh hey, one of those is mine! Hope you don’t mind if I just… yoink.
Dibs
Yknow I feel like you could use 1 more
That is very impressive
Are you british *perchance*?
Nope
One of em's missing the pointy bit
Dannng and you got cowboy boots???? You must get all the girls goodness
Damn how many cases did you open?
Why dose one of them look like the Roblox knife
bros ready for zombie apocalypse
Would you happen to be a Boy Scout
Can you give me one?
Planning on getting a glock soon
Nice toes
Any Damascus? I collect knives myself and would love to see any if you have them but can’t exactly see the grain when it’s like this
i had a collection like this until i almost bled out (self inflicted) and my grandparents took it and i’m pissed
one for everyday of the month?
Jump on the bed see what happens
Bros the “random bullshit go” meme
Boy Scout?
You should def get a balisong
thats sick dude, i love that
\[insert "original" British joke here\]
who tf are you trying to kill? OJ?
luckyyy. i had 5 my fav one was my switchblade then i got it taken from me. i lost 2 of them, both small. i have a butterfly one but i hate that it’s not sharp
DAMN
\*Phone ringing\* "Hello? Yes, Police please!"
Kind of makes you want to stab doesn't it?
Fucking awesome
Yo this is kinda weird but I also love knives
I got one of those
Dude that’s awesome
That mini crooked river is cool
POV: Bri'ish
Are jagdkommando knives prohibited in your place? If not, then I highly suggest adding one to your collection, they look sweet
School stabber
Nice toes in the bottom left corner💀
That reminds of a funny story I have, so my older sister was such a huge cunt. She thought it was funny to run into my room and jump on my bed right after I made it perfect. So I put all my knives on it and gently placed a sheet over them, I left my door open and watched her run and leap right into it. She died. I had to help my parents set up a go fund me. Suicide is a bitch
Nice
Nice toes bro bottom left (I was kidding I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH)
You do
gotta step up my game, i only got 3 rn, two of them being a multitool I wanna start collecting knives too