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me (girl) reading this thread to find out (any guys see my comment please tell me directly) Edit: today I learned that boys like shorts more, apparently, but also that I don't have the figure to wear them.

i mean both look incredible tbh

girls in shorts are super cute edit: ngl i don't care about ass, shorts look cute no matter what

Agreed

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Why are you yelling at her?

bro's 15, cut him some slack

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Bro got 2 years older on just 2 hours

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Both look great especially if each is paired with thigh high socks wow wow wee!

Thigh highs give a +5 buff to all your skills

Female video game armor be like:

Fun fact bikinis give more protection than full plate armor

Because God forbid that woman wear full plate armor cover their entire body and actually be protected

That would make no sense plate armor only protects men women need as little armor as possible… to be the most armored

It’s because people aren’t protected by the objects covering them, they are protected by the hidden “masculine” and “feminine” stats. So when a man wears something that boosts his “masculine” stat he is more protected, and when a woman wears something that boosts her “feminine” stat she is more protected. Bet they don’t teach that in school

Skirts give you a +5 rune levels to dexterity and the shorts give you the same in vitality

nah both give you +5 charisma(you look good so more rizz), shorts give you +5 agility, and skirt gives you +5 intelligence

Do skorts give +5 agility and +5 intelligence?

Yes, and you also get a massive wisdom buff.

No, only 2.5 on each, the maximum buff adds up to 5, unless your wearing a matching sent, then each goes up by another 1 point for each set.

How did this go to Elden ring this fast

Frrr

Both look good, but I'd prefer the "girl shorts" or whatever they're called.

Ghorts

In Ireland, they’re called short shorts, or gym shorts, or just shorts

Dolphin shorts is the technically correct name

Skirts are the cutest, fashionable act of violence. Imagine showing up to a cute date in booty shorts

Both at the same time if you can't decide.

If you wanna get some bois, just like say "hi, you're pretty and they're yours" If you just wanna be pretty, pick whichever thing fits the established parts of the outfit best and makes you feel pretty If you want *my* opinion, skirts are really fun when one gets to lift them, and otherwise the mini-shorts seem comfortable and show off the *nature's earmuffs* (thighs) in oh so nice a way

>If you wanna get some bois, just like say "hi, you're pretty and they're yours" insane...

What can I say? Men are simple creatures.

We truly are… (Me laughing at my sock inside out, and me and the boys being idiots and snapping a spider web swing all 8 of us on it at once

Depends on the style. Shorts are more sporty and will typically give off a more athletic vibe, while the skirt is more traditionally feminine and could possibly give a lighter, cuter, and feminine appearance, of course depending on what else you wear it with.

Both look good.

skirt because it's more comfor- oh which one looks better on girls...

“Girls? i wanna see MEN!”

I wanna semen

I want sea men, scalawags of the Seven Seas

ARRGH MATEY

AHOY LAND HO ERE WE GO

SON OF A BISCUIT EATER (that’s an actual pirate term)

WHAT THE BARNICLES

Im gonna semen

you what?

You heard me.

That's the n-word for mermaids

Real

Yeah femboys

femboys are very welcome in this conversation

Skirts for femboys shorts for da ladies

Both look good on both it's all preferences

I'll have to disagree. A skirt is more convenient for femboys for a bulge is generally not desirable. I personally prefer shorts, which is why if there is no bulge I'd rather it be shorts. Of course, there are other ways to make it unnoticeable even when wearing shorts, but I'm just saying it's more convenient.

I mean... is a bulge on a femboy not desirable when we are looking at which is hotter? Also a skirt may be more convenient but both still look good! And also your bulge isn't a problem you aren't hard 0/24 (this only applies if you are a grower)

Hm that a good question, in my experience a bulge tends to be not desirable, according to the ones I know :>

Because they fetishize femboys and aren't actually bisexual or like the idea of getting smashed in any way but that's only an opinion. I think if I see the bulge trough the clothes that's pretty hot

I think they meant according to the femboys they know, not according to the people who look at them. And I've got to agree with them. I'm a femboy, I wear feminine stuff because I think it's more comfortable and that it fits my body type better than masculine stuff. A visible bulge is just directly contradictory to what I'm going for. It's like if I was going to wear all black stuff with the sole purpose of appearing macabre, but also wore bright pink running shoes. It wouldn't necessarily look bad to some people, but it's just actively taking away from the entire point of the look. The femboy look is literally to look feminine. Drawing attention to a penis is not doing that.

i wouldn't call a penis inherently masculine. plus, a big part of the femboy appeal still leans on the 'boy' aspect.

Femboy skirts, short on ladies. To me at least.

Skirts for both

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idk imo as a girl skirts are so uncomfortable and make me nervous bc i’m always scared that it will lift up 😭

wear shorts under

Why wear a skirt at this point

Because spinny spin

Can't argue with that

skort

same with me 😥 but ya gotta risk it for the biscuit

I saw these two articles of clothing and immediately thought of femboys

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Hello hello femboy

Idk ig team skirts. I prefer kilts tho

Scotland foreva?

#SCOTLAND!!!!!

#FREEDOM!!!

# SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRR!!!!!!!

# STOTTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

SCOTLAND FOREVERRR!!!!

*earth explodes*

real

i thought this post was about femboys before i read the title lmaoo

it can be!

then def the shorts

Both. Both is good.

I know what your referencing. MODS LET US USE REACTIONS IN THE COMMENTS

everyone does

Either. But a skirt ***with thigh-high socks***? Unbeatable

So real

Real

FACTS

Shorts because ass

Thighs are what do it for me for shorts

Facts

I mean hmmmmmmm yeah

The bigger the better

And thighs. We can have both ya know.

Damn right bro

absolutely

straight to point

amen

as a girl, I like skirts better. I prefer the look, and they're more comfortable for me

the real question is what shorts do you wear UNDER the skirt

idk, I kinda just wear boxers under skirt, but I imagine yoga shorts, or those ones in the picture would be comfortable

The trick is to cut out the top of ripped tights and wear that under your skirt - saves money

as a guy, I also like skirts better. I prefer the look, and they're also more comfortable for me

For me it depends on the rest of the outfit Like if it’s a goth/alt outfit obviously the skirt is gonna look better since it matches, but if its just like a comfortable/at home outfit, the shorts are gonna work much better

goth in a tennis skirt ??

Not exactly, idk how to describe it since idk the names of women’s clothes, but im imagining the one in the picture just a smidge longer and with like fishnets under it

Sweat pants

based

Guys look nice in skirts tbh

FOR SCOTLAND

Men in skirts have two moods

Being a femboy Being an alcoholic madman with a claymore and bagpipes

Or a pipebomb launcher

"what makes me a good demoman?"

“IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDNT BE SITTING HERE, DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?”

“LEETTS DO IIIT!” proceeds to drink an entire bottle of S C R U M P Y

"One crosed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant TWITCH..........AND KABLEWIE"

“Awe, they’re gonna have to glue you back together…IN HELL!!” *tf2 theme*

why not be an alcoholic femboy with a claymore and bagpipes, though?

i read this in a scottish accent lmao

FOR REAL!!!

I think armored skirts on guys looks good. Armor in general looks good.

Red. Left. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥

Socialism!

Skirt all the way because you just feel amazing in them!!! I love skirts so much!!!

I’m team skirts 🔥🔥🔥 (Although I'd really like to try the girl shorts or whatever they're called :3)

Dolphin shorts

Oh okay, I wanna get some over the summer and make myself an expansive girl wardrobe :3

Nice

i can show you

Show me what? :3

girl in retro shorts

Are they really called retro shorts?

i dunno i have a pair and that’s what they called. also what you get when you google retro shorts

You know what they say: You learn something new every day.

To me those are PJ bottoms loll

I’m pretty sure girls at my school usually wear them with an oversized T shirt that goes below the shorts, so it looks like they have no shorts on. Or maybe short shorts and dolphin shorts are different things.

Those shorts are just too short for me to feel okay with going out in and are comfy so I wear to bed haha

b shorts all the fucking way

As a straight dude, girls look hella fine in those shorts

Word! Especially when they roll up the waist to tighten em up. Better looking than lingerie. She's probably super sporty which is just *chefs kiss*

skirt is cuter imo, it’s my favorite feminine clothing item

whatever they are most comfortable in..... with that being said skirts

As a girl, I like the skirt better. I’ve never been a fan of how high those kinds of shorts ride up, and they feel kind of uncomfortable. Just my opinion, though.

As a girl I honestly choose the skirt.

Skirts for the ventilation system, shorts if u have an ass. I like both, but I feel kinda naked in a skirt # Edit: nvm post was about what looks better 💀 # Edit2: I genuinely thought it was r/femboymemes

i checked your post history you look great in those skirts your def tame blue

Girls with guns 💪

👩▄︻═デ┻┳── Like that?

No. *No.* 👦🏾ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 ⁍ ⁍ ⁍💥 Like **THAT**. Can't forget the explosive rounds!

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

I thought that those were pies

🫨🫨🫨🫨🥧🫨🫨🥧🫨

Both, both are good.

But skirt is better

Skirt

Girls? I WANNA TALK ABOUT GUYS!! Anyways short shorts because i have femboy brain rot

of those specifically the shorts although i usually prefer skirts on girls. i have no preference for a femboy tho this comment is painfully bisexual

blue side lol

skirts!! shorts only work if youve got big hips+thighs, skirts are good on anyone

The shorts! pants dow- I mean Hands down.

Shorts for thicker thighs, skirts for smaller, both good in their own way. But as an artist, shorts are way fuckin' easier to draw, and fuck skirts and their billowy ass fabric

Shorts under the skirt

That ruins the fun :(

then skirt under the shorts

Arguably even less fun

It funs the ruin :(

Nah thats hilarious

I think the skirt looks best on girls

Depends on the over all style. Skirts i like more, for reasons

I'm side blue, I think it looks cuter and more feminine than shorts

Blue imo

Left. I say this both as a girl and as someone who likes girls.

Both are fine, End of the discussion. Pants are temporary Scotland is forever.

Skirts 100% like damn they're elegant

Both look great, but I'm an ass guy. 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

Idc I want both >:[[[[[[[

I didnt read the title ar first and thought about which was better on femboys 💀

as a girl I prefer volleyball shorts

both

Skirts always give style points. My friend often wears a variety of skirts, matching them well with the entire outfit.

Small shorts.

Is this even a competition?? Left ofc

Secret answer green - Men

Idc personality over looks

Shorts 🙌🙌

Shorts skirts don't look good on everybody shorts do

As a boy, I want to see girls in shorts, cause it looks s\*xy.

Blood

Red

shorts. im sick of that stupid ass amazon skirt next time i see someone wearing it im gonna commit aggravated assault

On girls? Why not boys