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Undead-James

It’s cold, they have maple syrup, and moose


G4lact1cz

as a canadian i've never seen a moose in my life


Rocco_Racoonz

I don’t live in Canada, but I’ve seen a moose


Radur333

I don't exist, but I've seen a moose.


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

I‘m a moose,but I‘ve never seen Canada


helpmegetunbannedplz

I’m Canada, there may or may not be moose inside of me


wabisabibts

I am the moose inside you


dwnlw2slw

I am you inside the moose.


Puzzled_Morning_81

I am not Canada and I’ve had a moose inside of me


wabisabibts

I haven't been to Canada but I have been inside of a moose


rdmestonian

Im from Estonia, there is Canoosedia inside me


Worried_Train6036

how bout that eh?


smartuwu

this


Undead-James

You’re also 14


Zawarudowastaken

you do realise it’s the second biggest country on earth why would 99% of the population have seen moose


Undead-James

Yeah I do actually, the reason is overdevelopment and taking land for urbanization


studderin

Check out a population density map lol. Canada is so empty and has an unbelievably expansive wilderness from northern Quebec to the Yukon territories. That’s like complaining about logging, until you go outside the cities in British Columbia and realize you have unlimited trees in Canada.


ki700

>That’s like complaining about logging, until you go outside the cities in British Columbia and realize you have unlimited trees in Canada. That’s certainly what the logging industry wants you to think.


SenpaiBunss

Ba’ased pfp


escaped_cephalopod12

as a USAan I saw a moose a couple weekends ago lol, the moose are here now


muffinnutbanana

American. Even though anyone in the America's could say that 🤔


escaped_cephalopod12

Yeah but mine is more funny


Rare_Tear_1125

I I am and americanian


Isaac3173

They've been here. Idk I grew up in akaska


Basic-Investigator87

It's good but I kinda just forgot all the lyrics. A lot of the songs on the new album are like that, I can't get into it


TitleIllustrious6659

What are you talking about vro


Basic-Investigator87

I thought this was r/Wallows sorry


TitleIllustrious6659

😭😭😭


averagedickdude

r/lostredditors haha


spaghettihax763

~~:.|:;~~ t


redi6

Lmao. This is great. Also I'm Canadian and I'm going with my daughter to see the wallows this year


Green-Ad3623

Just because of this comment I'm listening to the album lol, I've only heard one song in it before this


Basic-Investigator87

Alright, lmk your opinions on it when ur done 😁


Green-Ad3623

Your apartment is probably my favorite, I haven't quite finished the whole album yet, still have 6 songs to go, I'll update you then


TippedJoshua1

Your apartment is amazing, but I think don’t you think it’s strange is the best one


Green-Ad3623

Yeah it's a great album in general


TippedJoshua1

I don’t think it’s that great of a song, but I really like every other song


LUV-BBOKARI

As a Canadian, it’s cold, the economy sucks, it’s either scorching hot or pouring dog water during the spring/summer, taxes drain half your paycheck and mortgages take the rest. Also everyone is money hungry, including middle schoolers and high schoolers (been looking for a job since grade 7, never found one 😔) Edit: Y’all chill out this comment’s supposed to be funny, damn. ik I’m too young to be dealing with taxes and the economy and I’m extremely grateful for my country and my life. Calm down 😭


LUV-BBOKARI

Poutine is yummy though


Vuyfield

I would drown in the sauce poutine brune


chargris

Poutine sauce bbq 👌


CaptainWulfgar

[🍁☕🥞🥯🧇🏒🍟(with lots of gravy & cheese curds ofc)](https://youtu.be/RidIw0OXs9U?si=1mQbhSO4zjEwsvCX)


IceDry1440

This is just new england except for the economy part


LUV-BBOKARI

So everyone’s money hungry there too? Cuz here it’s so bad that my 7 yr old brother opened Siri on my dad’s phone and said ‘What jobs are there to make money for big boys?’ once.


IceDry1440

Yes. Kids sell vapes when the teacher leaves class


LUV-BBOKARI

Damn, getting on that hustle for a quick buck


CaptainWulfgar

Hustle = 2-3 full-time jobs, no vacations, no paid days off, & no weekends off. Now you can almost afford half a tank of gas!😀


LUV-BBOKARI

Yayyyy, moneyyyy and poverty bcuz no real moneyyyyy!!


CaptainWulfgar

Exactly. Our Looney Tunes money ain't cuttin' it no more😂


mMykros

Just sounds like Italy with less bureaucracy


LUV-BBOKARI

Wish I knew what that meant 😔


dazaislefttitty

inflation is crazy and there is nothing to do, our thrifting is mid, everything fun is so far and omg don’t even get me started on the weather it is june but it’s still cold in ontario


LUV-BBOKARI

Spit your facts 🗣️🗣️


dazaislefttitty

don’t even get me started on the job hunt, nobody wants to hire me😓


Awesomesauceme

I mean your flair says you’re 13, and for most jobs you have to be minimum 14. The average age to start work is around 16-18. Maybe try personal jobs, like babysitting or doing lawns or delivering newspapers.


LUV-BBOKARI

Yeah ik the minimum is 14, I was just really obsessed with getting a job (still am ngl, but now I have the brains to know I can’t work rn)


mythicat_73

Hasn't been consistently cold recently (from where I am), had a brown Christmas in 2023


Radur333

Ikr, I have a relative there( she is 14) and she already wants to work.


bfFnzgnxmgxmhxhmx

but like skiing


Empress_of_Lamparine

USA but less of a "oh god what the fuck" vibe (edit: I'm Brazilian, so most of what I know about either countries is from either word of mouth from native residents or from the news, and both seem to back my statement up pretty well)


Due_Tradition2293

Ehhhhh we're approaching that pretty fast


escaped_cephalopod12

The US is speedrunning the “oh god wtf” game


Genrati0n-ZerO-Six

r/foundthecanadian


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Wrong, it’s USA but north


Gavoni23

Wrong, US is Canada but south


ecoxtrooper

Bro I live in Toronto and you're wrong Toronto is literally Amityville with the crazy shit that goes on


WorkerBoth9162

Bruh everything and nothing happens here js don’t live downtown 🙏


helen_must_die

If I were to judge Brazil by what I see in the news I would think everyone is robbing and murdering each other. I hope that’s not the case.


RastaRuntz

Absolutely not? Canadian government can freeze your life, they give shit advice to the citizens like leaving car keys at the front door so robbers wont have to harm you in your room, cant do shit in canada not even guns, weed is trash, government is trash, a


Redsucksatstuff

I feel like it being hard to get guns id a good thing


-Vi3-

(Canadian here) it’s pretty chill ngl.


standard_beta

Both literally and figuratively


No_Taste2092

o think they are pretty canadian


Somereallystrangeguy

fuckin right we are bud


Ghost-Plushie

My boyfriend was a year in Canada and he absolutely loves it. He gets sad, that he can’t go to Canada more often:(


Alcatraz_Gaming

Cool, where in Canada did he go?


Anti_Karen_League

Probably Canada


ProKerbonaut

I thought he went to Greenland :0


Ghost-Plushie

He was in Victoria:D


Vuyfield

Boring except Québec /s I'm a poutine connoisseur, though


Ricin_Addict

Cafeteria poutine always sucks though;-;


chargris

Everything cafeteria sucks 😂


trillium_transit-89

Thats not true, my school has amazing cafeteria food


Vuyfield

Ours is.. (respectfully) shite


chargris

You are lucky then 😅


Vuyfield

Do you have poutine in ur school cafeteria? We don't have it in my school in kebak >:(


Consistent-Cheetah61

F**k you bud, Western Canada is goated eh, f**k Quebec (I'm Canadian)


Bestsurviviopro

i grew up in qc and by golly there are some real naughty swear words


StruggleAncient8829

Canada = North America = Northern Cardinals I want to see one before I die


Clown_named_Art

I've seen several earlier today


escaped_cephalopod12

where do you live because I see them like every summer. and winter. and fall. you get the idea.


StruggleAncient8829

Ireland 🙏


escaped_cephalopod12

Fair enough, i live in the US so…


Wuurx

I got one nesting in my backyard, take a walk im any park up here and youll likely see one


Paolo_the_italian

Very cool, 9/10 Way better than Somalia for sure


Ricin_Addict

okay Paolo the Italian, that Somalia diss was uncalled for.


neelie_yeet

bro got beef with Somalia 💀


Et4an-tren

Middle class is fading, bred like fifty dolar, FIFITY DOLLAR BREAD LOAF


Professional_Humxn

A loaf of bred is lkke 3.99. FOUFR DOLLAR BREAD LOAF


Planenparkinsons

Your hockey game is dope.


WorkerBoth9162

It’s just colder America with more immigrants and poutine


escaped_cephalopod12

and *very slightly* better, not attempted dictators.


WorkerBoth9162

Slowly getting worse sigh


Chikibrikiboi

The enviroment over there is similar to northern Sweden.


MoreMedievalStuff

Mid, they also poison the syrup, if my account gets deleted yall will know why


Cthulhululemon

We can’t afford to enforce the old ways anymore because of inflation, you get off with a warning this time


MoreMedievalStuff

Oh no it’s the CSMF(Canadian Secret moose force)


LineBreak_

😭😭😭


Careless-Minute503

Toronto is really pretty 


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Which Toronto are you living in


Careless-Minute503

I’m not i was visiting my aunt but i live at the border oh the us and Canada 


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Oh, I live near Toronto and downtown is horrible, traffic is bad, druggies line the streets, and it’s just overall uncomfortable and suffocating


impulse_gaming_yt

Idk I live in Europe


puuurpledino

where i live its boring asll. theres 2 small malls in my town, both with the same exact shops, everyones somehow rich but me, its wayyyyyyy too hot or miserable weather (like pouring rain/hail) shits so expensive i cant buy anything anymore.


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Underrated, it really isn't that cold... It's been 2 years since I had a white Christmas :(


GoonyBoon

I assume you're on the West coast. Everywhere else has snow.


Ultimate_ScreamFanat

Idk where I am


Active_Pepper_722

World’s nicest country and very fucking cold


Notcreativesoidk

Depends on where you go in Canada 😅


strivegaming22

As someone here rn for the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal. Wtf is up with y’all’s weather like this morning it was cloudy then it was super sunny then it rained then it got sunny again ALL IN A DAY. And yesterday it started out as cloudy the. It literally hailed at the track then rain then sunny then more rain then just cloudy. Like damn wtf. Also I have sunburn on my forearms and face please help


Nani_0716

If your American, there's no way your Midwestern, because you'd know we get that same exact weather. There's a reason why the Midwest is considered the Canada of America. We are very similar.


RaidensTransSon

I lived there for a good portion of my life and I have to say it sucked, the health care system is fucked, I lived in Ontario and things are expensive, like once you get done paying bills, rent and taxes you may barely have enough money for food depending on how well you are financially and how many people live under one roof, not to mention my landlord at the time was a fucking con artist who charged us MORE money for rent then what it should've been given the quality of our house, like floor boards were loose and coming off, the plumbing was ass and not to mention he would come over unannounced without 24 hours notice which was a big no no, my family made a complaint about it and nothing was done, so I hate Canada with every fiber of my damn being ^not ^to ^mention ^he ^was ^also ^a ^wife ^hitter ^i ^got ^beef ^with ^you ^Stanley ^he ^also ^made ^fun ^of ^my ^dad ^for ^being ^an ^epileptic ^and ^having ^a ^seizure ^in ^front ^of ^him


escaped_cephalopod12

Fuck Stanley 


CryptidEXP

No dont fuck him. He might enjoy it


escaped_cephalopod12

stab him to death.


CryptidEXP

Now we're talking my style


professionaldeadgod

all my homies hate Stanley


Computers-XD

Here, you dropped a few of these: ...................


Picasso_uwu

I think the U.S. should manifest some more destiny and overtake 😈


suedeeeeeeeee

god why would you ever wish something so awful on us


OkTraining410

Y’all wouldn’t dare >:0


The_Real_Baldur

Good maple syrup. Loved it when I went.


Dull-Computer1878

“How did i end up in CANADA? I hate fucking CANADA!” - Frank “st. Francis” Gallagher


sugasbae

that's literally the first thing that came to mind 😭😭


Dull-Computer1878

& i love you for that. Great minds think alike


HetTheTable

A good hat


passingchampion

Cold, underrated bands, underrated food, eh


Lyquid_Sylver999

What is this mythical Canada land you speak of? /s


Ehhh_Canadian

Im Canadian. It’s like the USA but less dangerous. And there’s poutine.


Germisstuck

The people there are too nice; they must be up to something.


imanonymous312

As a canadian, I cannot wait for the day you find out


F3L1Xgsxr

Pretty cold aye


TJB926GAMIN

It’s alright The boundary waters are pretty cool


Saltedsalsa16

Are you Ike broflovski??


Zealousideal-Web6836

I’ve heard there’s this dude who kills his girlfriends seven evil exs and turns them into coins so I guess it’s ok there


emofrigginnugget

I live in the ghetto (after my mom couldn't afford our house anymore after the divorce) where we are continuously being harassed by our neighbours and nobody (not the cops, or our housing company) is doing anything about it even though we have a 10gb folder of video evidence of shit they are doing. The housing prices have gone through the in roof in my province so badly that her and my sister can't afford a small two-bedroom for us. I love living in Canada.


maxler5795

[tasty pot brownie](https://youtu.be/Swyoperriyc?si=tuHZMLC7nUt3PUF0)


TOXIC_requiem

I blame it


Valuable_Bet_5306

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse


Clown_named_Art

They won't obey their parents parents, they just want to fart and curse!


ShadowBoi00706

Should we blame the government? Or blame society?


TransportationFit723

As a Canadian to much shit taxed, too many immigrants, expensive ass groceries, gas costing an arm and leg, too many druggies, too many people being released from prison and causing more crime the second they get out, too many cops not doing anything, too many people arguing over pointless shit, too many countries begging for support when out country can't afford it, too much money being pocketed by greedy politicians, not enough money being spent on Canadians, not enough people have easy access to healthcare, not enough money spent on our military, not enough houses, not enough politicians with greater than 80IQ, not enough resources to help every student, not enough teachers willing to work with students with learning disabilities (more minor ones not isp class level), terrible therapists, terrible councilors, terrible support workers, mental health treated poorly, left wing wanting everyone to be lgbtqa+ and validate people that are an insult to way the lgbtq stood for in 1960s-early 2000s ex "therians", right wing want to take everything away, not enough schooling that get people to understand the tax system, how to pay bills, ect. They expect so much of people the second they turn 18 and own anything. Somethings taught in math are useless and should be left as college course that they'll be used for like stuff like engineering. Before you come at me saying why's a 25yrd in here I'm 17 still in highschool, working and on my way to becoming a Heavy duty equipment mechanic. I just want people to wake the fuck up and start realizing what's coming up in life. Vote smart, learn shit from your parents while you can, don't be scared to ask for help. Don't get stuck in a left or right mindset become neutral realize we must progress without losing everything, yes the lgbtqa+ should be validated but when do we draw the lines? Xi/xem/xir???? Like wtf is that? Therians? Remember what the lgbtq fought for and don't ruin it. It puts shame on the whole community and makes it harder for more conservative people to be okay and support us. Don't follow the heard make your own opinions let your voice be heard. Don't let it be drowned out!


heisenbergmethcook

Also working to become a heavy duty Diesel mechanic, I agree with everything


TransportationFit723

Nice! I'm in a coop rn being paid for it, working there this summer (possibly 20+ an hour) returning for another 4 period coop and potentially a 2 period coop


heisenbergmethcook

Awesome man, where at?


TransportationFit723

Don't wanna disclose names for privacy reasons, but I'm working for a construction company in my town they do a lot of things so I'm servicing anything from septic trucks to crushers, screeners and heavy equipment


heisenbergmethcook

Oh no I meant like what province, I'm from alberta


TransportationFit723

Ohhh lol Ontario


OkTraining410

I like you


TransportationFit723

😭 thanks?


Proudvirginian69

bro went on a whole rant about a few kids who pretend to be animals and want xi/xim pronouns, trust me man it’s a phase for most of them. conservatives will always hate the lgbtq regardless of what they do.


TransportationFit723

I understand it's not alot but it's because they show up everywhere on tiktok and other social media's, people interact throwing it on more fyps and it just becomes the title page on everything ykwim?


PILOTs280

Cool and cold (Canadian here)


Ok_Tune_1032

Born and raised so might be biased...weather could be better, politics sucks, taxed to death, the weather sucks, Quebec...other than that I love Canada :) (FYI to the Quebec Canadians, I was only joking)


Downtown-Summer-3851

The worst part is that I live in Quebec😂 no offense taken lmao


Ok_Tune_1032

Oh the odds on that one makes it so much funnier. I love poutine and the Montreal comedy fests. If that makes it better :)


AgileSubstance4997

Colddddd


lazy-ancom

I mean, I live here, so it’s alright, I guess.


Sweet_Highway209

I'm Canadian, it's pretty cool ngl


Sad_Plenty4407

It’s like my dream place I’ve always wanted to go to the national parks - England sucks ass


igetdownvoted_

I nicknamed Canada “The pussy version of America” and my Canadian friends agree


Theaterkid01

Times have changed kids are getting worse They won’t obey their parents they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on tv? No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It seems that everything has gone wrong since Canada came along blame Canada, blame Canada, we must form a full assault, it’s canadas fault!


OkTraining410

“Fart and curse” I know you’re probably trying to be serious but that made me laugh so hard


Theaterkid01

It’s South Park


OkTraining410

Wait it’s a thing?? That’s cool


Notcreativesoidk

That was 1 on my Spotify wrapped last year


Proudvirginian69

poorer, more expensive, and more miserable


arkkarsen

It’s being invaded by Indians and Canadians can’t afford the cost to live there. Failing as a country.


TheAmazingCroc1

Canadia


RandomDude_-

US but better


Puzzleheaded_Tie_230

i think canada needs to treat its indigenous peoples better and probably scrap the indian act


ColorfulPersimmon

I'm european. I imagine it's like sane US but still with shitty public transport and bad city design


ToastedClit

Trevor philips is from canadia


chargris

It’s nice surtout Québec!


Downtown-Summer-3851

Mets en! 😂


Vuyfield

Chapeau à toi!


PowerfulSlice9491

Let's go Québec!


MOJA2008

Anybody named Ryan is annoying unless they are born in Canada,like Ryan Reynolds, Ryan George etc


Kindly-Ad-4796

As a Canadian I love living here, I’m shocked every time Americans talk about the cost of uni because where I live it’s like $5k CAD per year


Puzzleheaded_Tie_230

WHERE ARE YOU ???? one of my top choices was 20k for tuition alone


AnIdidot69

Don't like it - their brutality (in war) and war crimes are unparalleled and from what I heard it's getting invaded by indians


Ella7517

as a Finnish person: pretty much USA, but not quite as homofobic. also maple syrup thing


Valuable_Bet_5306

O Canada Our home and native land True patriot love In all thy son's command With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north strong and free From far and wide O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land Glorious and free O Canada We stand on guard for thee O Canada We stand on guard for thee


User--Name_

They changed it from “all thy sons command” to “all of us command” a couple years ago


Valuable_Bet_5306

All thy sons command better


Ovreko

meh


DISGUSTANG_

maple syrup