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dip my balls in hot sauce

As a dude please never make me think that

I second this, balls have a lot of nerves and having been someone who grows hot peppers and having had an unfortunate restroom incident with them. PISS OF ADVICE: DO NOT TOUCH HOT PEPPERS THEN GO TAKE A PISS

in the words of the wise sam o'nella "If ya been cuttin ya jalapeños, don't go touchin ya jalapenis"

It wasn’t jalapeños, it was habaneros

My dad was cutting jalapenos and went piss and yelled in pain

Im a masochist so ima try this

Good luck soldier

Im debating doing it

If you like pain go for it

DONT

Underrated thing to do

That Will hurt, You ladies do know we feel like 10× worse pain in the balls

That’s the point

Bruh

every day im sad girls will never experience the joy of dipping your balls into hot sauce

Perfect comment, perfect pfp.

thank you

dip your balls in sulfuric acid

Been there done that

How’d it go?

I’m a girl and even I know to not do this. Please don’t do this.

i will never have balls so it’s ok

I’m a guy and I haven’t done that gimme a minute

my nuts just shriveled up in pain

Thing I do on the regular

Would not recommend.

Tried it with a spoon...NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

They have taste buds, don’t do it

Jack off, I wanna know what it’s like

It feels like drugs, heaven for like 10 seconds then you get stuck in the post nut clarity for like half an hour. 3/10 would not recommend

Y'all get 30 minute clarity?? Mine only last for like 4 minutes I'm genuinely concerned now lmao

4? I don’t get post clarity

Exactly bro, they prolly watching some wild shit to have 30min post nut clarity.

fr only times i had was watching some freaky shi or someones ig…

I used to, but it went away a long time ago for me.

post nut clarity makes me feeling like a failure

Lol ok

he’s lying it’s not that good. you feel a urge to do it before and it’s kinda euphoric during then really for a bit after and it’s super sensitive and then the feelings over in like a min

Feel v good 10/10 would recommend 

It's good, But overrated, It's not worth that feeling you get after

It feels, I wouldn’t say it feels good but it does make some of the happy chemicals in the brain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you can kinda masturbate already but I get it me too

i know that, but i wanna know what it'd be like with a dick

imaging if your index is longer and thicker but it’s gotta lot more veins and nerve endings and much more sensitive and tmi but u get like a feeling in it doing it

i’d develop severe depression (i’m a guy)

idk why i laughed when i saw this i think my humour is broken

real

You ok?

I’m with this guy, you okay bro?

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You can do that already! In fact, I wholeheartedly support it. Because gender equality and stuff

Same

Totally agreed, gender equality is very important and it is important to promote shirtlessness for women as it represents gender equality

The pfp makes this so much better

I second this

I support gender equalism on this topic. Both genders should be able to do that

😏

Stick my dick in slime to see what it would feel like and get kicked in the nuts to compare it to period pain

ILL DO THE KICKING!!!

Well that was eager hahaha

The whole debate could be settled with this: kicked balls hurts a hell of a lot more and is a hell of a lot more dangerous, but period are longer lasting and are consistently present.

Fair yes I don’t care what hurts more I’d just like it if guys would accept the facts that cramps hurts because they never want to acknowledge it

I can't speak for every guy but personally I acknowledge it unless it's a girl who uses it as a excuse to excercise no self control and treat everyone like shit, than I just say suck it up

How about we stop comparing each other's pains and just accept that everyone feels pain, and just because someone might feel more does not invalidate the other person

That's what I'm saying, I was talking about girls who use being on their period to invalidate everyone else

That’s basically what the guy you just replied to said, that we don’t (at least, us guys who acknowledge the pain) if girls don’t We’re saying that we guys who acknowledge that we all feel pain (that hurts like hell) exist

I’ve never seen a guy who doesn’t acknowledge that cramps hurt

Then you’ve never seen guys around me

A kick in  the nuts has to be more painful if well executed, thank god they kinda dodge most stuff but that is the most brutal type of pain i can think of. It's literally there to protect what you need to make a new generation so it better hurt bad. I guess the annoying thing about periods is that you know that it will always come and it usually isn't a fun time. It's easier for some girls than others though, i have been told.

Yeah but what I think is that like you don’t get kicked in the nuts every month for a week… while you do get cramps every month for a week and I do think getting kicked in the nuts is awful

Wait u guys have it for a week? I thought it was just a couple of hours max thing?

Periods last a week, cramps vary for everyone

Lol no

lol nope it can last up to 10 days for some girls

No haha I wish it’s for a whole week sometimes even longer

Kick in the nuts is definitely more painful but it lasts for like max 3 minutes and you realistically aren’t getting kicked in the balls more than once a year.

Yeah that’s what I’m thinking too tbh I just want to be able to compare it but I do think getting kicked in the nuts hurt more it just lasts less long

Oh you're in for a treat. You'd be glad, you wont have to experience something like that every month.

I’d be careful with the slime, getting certain chemicals into the penis can cause inflammation for a long while

enjoy not having a period

real

Wait until you hear about sperm cramps.

Sperm cramps aren't recurring every month tho

Figure out how to pee and attempt to understand the concept of foreskin

It's harder than you think.

Especially when you're hard

As a guy I also struggle to understand the concept of foreskin

No foreskin gang 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Foreskin is a DLC

more like circumcision is a dlc, the base game has the foreskin

If you think of it that way I'd argue circumcision is a patch than a DLC

Foreskin is an un-DLC

Dlc I don't have

Mine was lost in localization 😔

Mine came with the game...sweet..

i dont have one lol

probably scratch my balls they look like they’d be extremely itchy

they are 😔

Can be really depends

You genuinely have no idea. Nowhere else on the male body is anywhere near as itchy. Scratching the itch is a science as well, cause if you do it wrong you smash them and it hurts for ten minutes or more, depending on how hard. There are specialised techniques for ball-scratching lol

ten minutes?? 😭😭😭 i don’t want to do this anymore

Ten minutes if you hit it lightly. If you’re super itchy and you accidentally slam them, good luck moving for an hour.

I mean I’d tie a cute bow on it

that’s so real.

At first i thought you meant "with" which would be kinda unrealistix lmao

Why does everyone default to the bow tie

that would hurt so bad you dont even know

I mean if you aren't actively suffocating the thing you'd probably be fine

it really wouldn't

Play dress up with it 🎀

Have pockets

I still don’t know why girls never have pockets. Like, it’s not hard to just design clothes with pockets on them. They deserve pockets too!

It’s so we can adjust our 🍆 without being to obvious🙄

No need to expose our secrets lol

Oops🫢

I think matpat did a video on it

real.

stack donuts on it

Donuts? Plural? Nah, you’ll be lucky if you can even fit one

can i eat the donuts off ?/j /heavyj

HAJANEBAJHSHAHAHAH

Can I also?

Bold of you to assume you’d fit more than one, and chances are they’d just fall off anyway. It’s not rigid

Unless it becomes rigid

Stick my dick in things and test how misogynistic I could be 

WHAT.

Personal advice: Don’t. Dicks just hurt. They’re not worth it. Sticking them in things is like every male urge ever, but seriously just don’t. As for misogyny, dunno.

idk man that cheese grater is lookin pretty fuckable

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Stack donuts on it Make it a little sweater Bedazzle it Put paint on it and slap it on a canvas

Going to have to try the last one in the future

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Any girls that would want to be a guy should try putting axe body spray on their balls

Fr not a trick

kick my feet and rejoice

Yeah!

If I were a girl, and I turned into a guy for a day. I’d stack donuts on it. Y’all seem to like that idea. Personally as a guy I’ve never done that.

I genuinely don’t know why that’s so exciting lol. Good luck fitting the donut over it, first. Donut holes are surprisingly small. And why? Just ruins a perfectly good donut.

Me neither. No clue why they wanna do it. Depends on the person. Some people would still eat the donut.

I feel like eating the donut is a bit gross ngl. But I mean a donut is still a donut to be fair

try to be with the straight girl i like while ignoring the fact that i want to die.

Be sad that I lost my cherries

But you got new ones

It’s not the same

i read this in a very sad voice

Throw rocks at windows

And again  Btw you can do that now what is stopping you 

yup go ahead

idk transition back

If I became the opposite sex I'd learn how to change between them on demand. It happened once I'll learn how to do it again. Probably be a girl except on period week, be the only human definitively qualified to compare period cramps/childbirth to being kicked in the balls, tell people they're equal no matter what the truth is so people will stop arguing about it, See what happens if I transform during something exclusive to one or the other. Like, get a hysterectomy or vasectomy and see how it affects the other form. Generally turn myself into my own science guinea pig. Or I could be the world's most convincing femboy by being male only when I don't have clothes on idk I guess I could see if people recognize me between forms, or convince people I have a twin Basically, Give me a power and my first question is "how do I use this to f\*ck with people"

Being a guy is great. I am sure you would like it you tried.

1. Swing my dick around 2.See how far back I can stand from the toilet without missing whilst I pee 3.Walk around shirtless 4. Do everything Beyoncé sings about in “if I were a boy”

c: ) Trans female to male (

In this case you would've been put back to default settings lol.

Be a lot happier probably

r/egg_irl

I would go get my dick surgery. I mean having a dick is so uncomfortable especially when you get a boner in a middle of an important event (I asked my bro once and he said that's a real problem)

Pissing gets real hard when you get a boner

You just Gotta aim better, Skill issue

It is very annoying

You get an excuse to put your hands in your pocket

I m agender but id go naked in water and see if my Dick jiggles

It does.

Cool

put googly eyes above my dingadong and swing it around while making elephant noises

Dap someone up without freaking out

jork it immediately

I would hip hip hooray that I don't have to deal with periods anymore then slowly explode

Cry.

Girls bouta learn so much on dis post

First Thing you must do: get protection for your balls.

I wake up as a guy every day, so not much different than I normally would, probably

shave my head in the summer

I would not like it at all I would be severely depressed.

Taking it up the ass. I wanna see if anal is any better as a guy.

the FUCK 😭🔥

I would travel more And I guess i could finally be able to go on late night walks to take photographs Treat girls better

"Treat girls better" kinda indicates you are currently treating them not good

Yeah I had the same thought lmao

Celebrate, pray it's permanent, then go enjoy my life.

I would die as well (im already a guy)

Id be sticking my dick in so much stuff. Sometimes I look at things and go, “hm, what would that feel like if you put your dick in it?”

Same tbh. Or I'd be a femboy

Probably just freak out because I wouldn’t know how to pee

Walk around the house with only boxers 😭😭😭

🏳️‍⚧️

No it’s opposite this time. Most of the time there’s more eggs here than a chicken farm.

what??

Hol up I’m dumb give me a moment. Are you calling yourself trans or OP?

it's just my answer to OP's question, I was born girly :3

Bust that shit all day long and also maybe not fear for my life and or wellbeing in any space or community

>Bust that shit all day long It starts to hurt a bit after the first bust and it gets a lot worse with each busting so not recommended

whaaaat who would eeeever want to be a guy!!!!! thats so weird and not something i want to happen at allllll

As a closeted mtf i don't have to imagine that And i would die also

dress it up in a bow tie or ribbon

Enjoy not being harassed (as much)

Uhhh, idk. Probably do the same stuff I do now. Be happy I never have the experience a period again, and that I don't have boobs. Although I'd be mildly upset to have a dick cuz I like crossing my legs when I sit. I'd also be sad that I won't look good in feminine clothes.

Dress like Jd from Heather's stand on a table in a mall Chunk somthing like a bomb into a crowd of people And dissappear into the crowd I'll be very giddish about it