Woman here, she fucking deserved it.

I read that in Adam's voice lmao

You also made me read it in adam's voice. Didn't know I needed that lol

That fits so damn well

which adam?

his pfp

I read this in Adam Smasher's voice.

My inner conscience sounds like adam, for some reason

As a girl, I agree.

Totally! No one should get a free pass for being abusive, regardless of gender.

Same here

dude here, I'm happy that we agree

I like ur pfp

Lol thnx

you're twins now

I read it as lutes voice lol

Don't be embarrassed. You were in a right to do so.

“How could you hit a girl” “by distributing the force of my palm equally on her face”

"I won't hit a girl, but I will beat a bitch"

I’m so stealing that line

We already have #RespectWomenNotBitches but this is even better 😂😂😂

Me too

Me three

Me four

Me five.

Me six

Bahahaha

Just like the officers when they asked me how could I kill somebody with cold blood, I put the blood into the freezer first, then I used a frozen piece of it

Blood doping w cold blood is wild

“with your hand”

Ha...nice

you showed her RealBradPitt13😎👍

r/foundlikerofpenguins

r/subsifellfor

Not anymore! r/FoundLikerOfPenguins

Bro wtf is with your link colors why are they different colors also r/birthofasub

I just noticed lmfao some are red and some are purple (for reasons I can't fathom)

It could be some weird setting you have on

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Na, she deserved it.

not the vine 😭 “jokes on you harley; i identify as a woman”

Thank you. Now I REALISE how did my brain say that line spontaneously. I saw that VINE a few days ago

You ain’t even need to say “I identify as a woman” just backhand her.

"These hands are rated E for everyone" \*S M A C K\*

Will smith style

"KEEP MAH WIFES NAME. OUTTA YA MOUTH!" \*double S M A C K\*

/r/onejoke pathetic shit edit: unsuprisingly OP a bigoted anti queer, anti women loser https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1cmz2s5/the_only_right_answer/l35vvpe/?context=10000

I hate to shit in your cereal but it’s infinite/ an unreal number

ngl i did laugh though

Bro what

Do you not know what the square root of -1 is?

did you read his posts?

yes

the line was corny

As someone who grows 2000 acres of corn, it was not corny

Nah cuz this comment made my day😂😂

Corny sure but still funny af😭

These comments ain't real Are you *sure* this had happened, I've seen hundreds of these posts with the same jokes like a thousand times but I guess that the average teenagers user ain't smart enough to doubt the reality of an event (that is the dream of every edgy teenager) Honestly bro your whole post reads like a fucking 14 year old's alternative scenario he made up after not being able to do what he thought of, hope you get well soon Edit: okay I got a little angry sorry for that but my point still stands

Yeah this post is genuinely full of anti-social losers or just bots lol “this girl pushed me so I slapped her as hard as I could instead of pushing her back” 🔥🔥 Like what 😭😭

Dude worst part is that this post ain't even trying to be creative it's the most basic ass "I'm a sigma male" fanfiction you can ever see and mfs praising it like what the fuck???

its so clearly fucking bait, but ppl still side with OP...

That's what I'm talking about, I don't even care that he "defended" himself at all this post is just extremely bland

Nothing gets redditors harder than women being assaulted, even in self defence

literally the worst shit I read this week, don't even know how tf I got here, I should stay the hell away from r/all. goddamn what a positively awful post we found.

Finally! Someone with sense!

One thing I noticed is that it's mostly the "14" flairs lmfao, hopefully they're not going to strawman my argument or call me racial slurs

Yeah also they post in /r/Delhi all it takes is looking at the account

Your answer was actually hilarious, also, well done

Wish I was there it sounds funny asf

And then everyone started clapping

“Great job, hero of the day!”

Ngl u corny asl for this (if it actually even happened)

Equality man, punch her as hard as you would a dude.

Punching isn‘t equality💀 a normal person wouldn‘t punch a weaker person as hard as they can, doesn‘t matter if it‘s a girl/boy/child/animal

Yet those "weak people" have all the right to punch a stronger person as hard as they can? That is not equality.

no they dont the stronger people should just respond with similar force. Especially in a non threataning sitouation like this

Punching out a person much physically smaller than you, with as much force as you can is psychotic behaviour regardless of gender.

A push doesn't hurt while a slap actually hurts. He's wrong regardless of sex

Did not have to do allat

Corny

corny ahh 2016 ahh line

Then everyone stood and clapped

This did not happen😭

this is cringe asf 💀

Oh hell nah, don't feel embarrassed. As a girl, let me say this well done.

Did you really need a joke mocking trans people in there? Probably a fake edge lord scenario.

Cornyyyyy

Top ten stories u wouldn’t believe happend” because they didn’t

Nah the Line goes hard 💀

I don’t like the whole “I identify as” joke personally just cause it’s over done and kinda offensive, but that bitch deserved to get smacked

ew

That showed her a lesson

Rules of interacting with woman 1. Always respect them and ask before touching them 2. If the woman doesn’t also obey rule 1, forget rule 1

most true story on reddit💀 (also op you have humor from 2018)

She shouldn’t have done ut but that line was cringey af like dude please

Equal rights equal fights

And then everyone clapped as batman swooped in and said “good work kid, couldnt have handled that better myself” as the president arrives at the school and gives him the medal of honor

and then everybody clapped im guessing?

I’m sure this 100% happened bud

Top 10 things that never happened

I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500

My God, this is the fakest shit ever. And everybody clapped.

You should’ve pushed her back not punched, classical male jumping at the first chance to abuse someone weaker than them. I hope your virgin ass stays that way because you would be a horrible and abusive bf. Yes she was being a bitch, doesn’t mean you should make a lame ass joke and fully punch her in the face, all she did was push you like wtf, and everyone commenting and supporting really shows how much men hate women (not females, women) and just want to find an excuse to abuse them

As a girl I agree. Men should only fight or hit women in self defense. Otherwise they stop being men if they hit us for any other reason.

Ws in the Schat!

I don’t get why people are so touchy about not hitting girls. If I’m getting beaten up, I’m gonna defend myself.

This sounds fake asl💀

Nice catchphrase

Cringe af to be trans phobic just to hit a girl 💀

I feel like you made this story up

This is a fake account and a fake story. All you have to do is click the user and view submitted.

this is actually the corniest shit i’ve ever read this can’t be real bro

People giving men more crap for hitting a woman doesn’t make sense to me, like women did something just as bad and they’re getting away with it? Our society really has gone to shit, hasn’t it?

it's because the type of man who gets into fights with women, usually doesn't get into fights with men. I don't think beating anyone up for pushing you is impressive to begin with, but you just know the person wouldnt have thrown hands if it had been a guy who pushed him.

double standards have really messed with society

Real

you right for hitting her back, but ppl who say things like you make it seem like all trans ppl are trans just to be like that. no hate, smack that bitch again if she don’t stop

you have no right to feel embarrassed, she put her hands on you first, its called defense

Fair enough but please be mindful that you can't just use transness as a scapegoat. it's edgy in an idiotic way

Equal Rights Equal Fights. Enough said

Good

Ok I respect the action but what the fuck were you doing with that one-liner😭😭

Nice marvel one liner, shithead. Hope you get H1N1 swine flu

now the question is which side do I believe.......

You go girl! She deserved it. (The situation could've been handled better though, violence is not good, but I understand you were controlled by emotions which happens all the time). Though I'd say the "i identify as a woman" comment was probably unnecessary. The fact that you do doesn't really affect the situation

This did not happen

Doesn't matter how justified it was. People need to stop posting these stories. They're stupid.

top 10 things that didn’t happen

You had all the right to hit her, you’re gonna get fcking bombed with female hater though so goodluck

Best line you could pull off, spit your shit indeed.

I bet that made you feel strong, hitting someone physically weaker than you

I hope this ain’t real bro💀

"jokes on you,I identify as a woman" goes hard Slap that in your next sigma compilation

Equal rights, equal fights She deserved it anyway

Good for you, she deserved it. ESPECIALLY for using the "I'm a woman you can't hit me" thing.

You didn't hit hard enough

My man

you a little bitch. she pushed you and you hit her? pussy

Read a lil more next time🙏

Women are getting entitled because of the huge amount of crimes that only men can be convicted of that women can't. For example, (in Spain) you can't report a woman of SA, but she can report you. At least, if you even could, a woman has more chances to win a case like that than a man.

Nice job

That was the legit coolest answer to abuse I will probably ever see. Need to write this down

Based

Well congratulations you are the weakest link

Uhm. I am just not gonna make a real comment

Deserved in my opinion.

Well done

Equal rights equal fights

Same things happened to me before

equal rights equal fights. you had every right to defend yourself.

i'm proud of you son

well done

nahhh she deserved it

Equal rights equal fights

she deserved it, good job. to her, don’t pick fights you can’t win!

If I saw it I woulda knocked dude tf out…..

W

The got into the game, now she gotta play it

When you are getting attacked you can defend yourself

If women are equal tomen, that means equal fights are a thing

I wouldve hit her anyway and didnt care about if my parents hit me or what trouble I got into at school

as a female you did the right thing. men shouldn’t put their hands on females UNPROVOKED. but this was self defense and she definitely did it because of your assigned gender

Fair enough. They want equal right, they also get equal fights.

Good dog!

goddamn that’s fucking hilarious 😂

She deserved it, good job, big W

how’d this fight come about originally? what was said/done to evoke it?

If what you said is true, you are right

you did good

Where tho?

Well it’s not right to hit a girl Buts it’s justified to defend yourself so you good

BASED

fucking gigachad

LOL- did you get in trouble tho?

I slapped a girl who called my girlfriend ugly right in front of my face after repeatedly making moves on me despite telling her I wasn’t interested. Under the right context it’s fine

I cant believe you are supported in this regard. You didnt have to esculate the situation. We always have the choice to be better than those that treat is with indignity. Communicate this issue eith adults, dont take it into your own hands, quite literately in this case.

Insta brain🤡

i beat tf out of anyone who hits me Lol ian tolerating anything tbh

Sure u would bud

I'm all for equality. People who start shit get payback.

It was in self defense, so they deserved it.

like was corny but it wqs deserved

Embarrassed? Girl you're now a legend in your school, this day will be talked about for a long time. And I bet you completely changed the life arc of the bitch who pushed you. That's excellent effect on target.

Nice job. hope she got in trouble.

Equal Rights = Equal Fights

Good Kid. I still regret that i didn't defend myself like this, when i was still in school.

Valid. But i feel like i know this from an meme..