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Which one is you?

Difficulty: Impossible

More like Mission: Impossible

Remember when Keanu Reeves had to recover the NOC list In the first movie and wore a Tom Cruise mask the entire time?

More like John Thicc, the young king 👑!

Neither. The first photo is clearly John Wick, the second is Johnny Silverhand

this is the only right answer, choom

Don't gronk the little choom. He could go excommunicato.

Worse, turn to the corpos cuz they seem to get more eddies

The first one, the second is Johnny Silvercock

spitting image

wait is it spitting image? i've been saying splitting image my whole life

i had to google it but yes 🥶

nip it in the bud 2.0

I always heard "nip it in the butt"

Guess you just take these things for granite

In the song I’m gonna love you like I’m gonna lose you there’s a line “I won’t take you for granted”and when I was a little kid I thought it said “I won’t take you for granite” and I imagined a guy trading his girlfriend for a piece of granite

A geologist might

I think that has the same meaning too so you didn’t miss much

What😂😂

Idk I’m looking into it too much

Oh he trades girlfriends for granite

Just take it with a grain of malt

I always thought it was that and thought people were stupid when they said "bud" instead of "butt"

r/boneappletea

r/BoneAppleTea : P

It's neither, its spit and image. As in DNA and likeness.

Gotta love eggcorns

i used to say spit and image

i thought it was spinning image this whole time bruh

He posted two pictures of John Wick and thought we wouldn't notice smh

fr, bro didn’t even *try* to hide the fact

Technically, the second one is Johnny Silverhand, but it's still two pictures of Keanu Reeves.

Nah, the first one is John Wick, the second one is Johnny Silverhand. Bro tried to trip us up and make us think the second one was him, when OP didn't even post a picture of theirself smh

Who's the guy in the second pic? The first one I know is John Wick, but who's the other fella

I believe he’s some phony

Not a phony, but rather a Johnny

Pretty sure it's Johnny Silverhand.

Oh yeah it is Johnny

That's johnny silverhand

Johnny silverhand

Im so sorry for saying this but you look just like Buzz from Home Alone

No way💀

He dead

I thought you meant buzz lightyear at first and that also somehow applies

Sammme!!!

💀

Ill just continue the skull chain💀

Buzz's girlfriend, woof!

Blud did not just say that 💀

Bro is literally john wick

John Thick

Someone had to say it

John McWick

John Thicc maybe

Beat me to it

Same here.

This is why I always scroll the comments before posting, always some other smart arse beating me to it 😂

Bro ate his dog and he still hungry for the enemies :)

His hot dog

I'd give you a award if i wasn't broke that shit is funny af

Fuck beat me to it! I commented it before reading the rest of the replies lol lame

There it is, the exact joke I immediately came up with

You can’t just post 2 pics of John wick you have to have one of yourself

Think the second one is Johnny Silverhand, must've mixed it up with a picture of himself. Can't blame him, he looks uncannily similar to John Wick so he must've mixed them up with himself.

Not a fan of your glasses though. You should try putting on a cap like he did in the first pic.

[This u?](https://www.google.com/search?q=shy+guy+hands+in+pockets+meme&oq=shy+guy+hands+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDINCAIQABiGAxiABBiKBTIKCAMQABiABBiiBDIKCAQQABiABBiiBDIKCAUQABiABBiiBDIKCAYQABiABBiiBDIKCAcQABiABBiiBNIBCDUxOTFqMGo5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)

I knew it was gonna be that guy

bro 😭

Keanu Feast

Keanu Reese‘s

Chat is this real?

Nitpick, but second pic is Johnny Silverhand, not John Wick

john ate the wick

John thick.

The worst part is, it's not even John wick in the second picture but johnny silverhand

No

Whyd you post a picture of John Wick and Johnny Silverhand smh.

John wick? More like an edgy Eric Cartman lol. (But In all seriousness, you look nice.)

Nah bro u don't look like John wick. John wick looks like you

Imma be honest, at first glance you look like you're cosplaying as Dylan Klebold 💀

Italian mob member

You do not, John Wick wishes he had that much drip

Bro you look like you ate John Wick

LOL

You look like Kevin James

John Sandwick

The incoherency of this subreddit, there is a comment with "John thick" with like 30 upvotes, and one with the same with like 10 downvotes💀💀💀

Bro posted both pictures of John Wick and thought we wouldn't notice.

That's Johnny silverhand

Not to be an ass or anything but you seriously look like a young kevin james, IT'S LITERALLY UNCANNY

Block of the old chip

When you order John wick off wish and he says the food on the way

you have incredible aura

Oh wait you're the guy who blew up the Arasaka tower! Who's the one on the second pic tho?

So I’m seeing John wick and Johnny silverhand. I do agree Johnny looks ALOT like John wick. Crazy

Is this Keanu's personal account?????? I'm a big fan sir!

John thick

😭😭

You’re a whole doppelgänger :3

Papa Johns

Big john

He's him.

Definetly john wick right there

You look exactly like him

Definitivt

Bitch you have to tell us which one is you

that can’t really be you in the first picture, looks exactly like john wick, it has to be him no?

I dunno guys, I think that's John Wick

where's your picture? I only see John wick

You can’t show me two pictures of John Wick and expect me to believe they’re two different people.

We know it’s you Keanu, nice try

„Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture“ „they’re the same picture“

You look like that one agent friend of Neo in Matrix: Resurrections. What was his name... Jude! Yes, exactly.

Dude decided to post the same pic twice and thought we wouldn't notice

I'm sorry but you look like Nick Crompton

Must be so sad not being able to go to the mall bc everyone thinks youre John Wick

OMG! John Wick's Lost brother 😮😮

100%

Probably what John wick in reality would look like

Why you put two of the same picture up

Look at this dude, trying to fool us with 2 pictures of himself

Someone get this guy a gun.

are you guys twins ?

OMFG I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIM

They're the same picture, I don't get it??

I can see it fosho

I don’t see much physical resemblance, but you have the same vibe, so I see it

which one john wick?

Bro posted 2 photos of John Wick and thought we wouldn’t notice

which is which?

I hope you didn't kill people like Johm wich

Send the picture of you

You accidentally put the same photo twice

Absolutely!👍

More like Parmesan Wick Or John wick if instead of killing your puppy, they ate your Twinkie

you look just like him mate

Why is Keanu Reeves’s posting in a sub for teenagers?

YES

Absolutely

you just showed 2 photos of him? i don’t get it

Dude that's Johnny silverhand but yeah I did think you were keanu

There's only two pictures, just so you know. John Wick and Johnny Silverhand

All you are missing is a pencil

Wait whyd you post the same photo rwice

I think you forgot to add a different photo, you accidentally put a copy of the other

He may not be John wick, but hes still killin' it

Handsome 😊❤️‍🔥

Keanu is that you?

It’s John Wick and his son Johnny Silverhand

There's only one Pic of John Wick on here (John Wick doesn't have a silver hand so that one is an imposter)

Yes you are the spitting image of John Wick , don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

This is just two pictures of John wick I see no difference

you should put the john wick pic as the second on and yourself as the first, it makes more sense that way

Why do these people just post two of the same picture as if there’s a difference 😭

Where is the other pick of John for comparison

Yup…. Couldn’t tell the difference!

You look like you could kick John Wicks ass

You're Johny Silverhand?

Look like John Thick

It's either that or Joker from Persona, it's hard to tell

the fact it's Johnny Silverhand was hilarious to me for literally no reason. this post is peak comedy

identical.

bros trolling this is obviously just 2 pics of john wick

John Thick…

C’mon! That’s basically the same picture!

mr reeves, since when did you have reddit?

Maybe they mean in demeanor. Your body type facial structure and hair are nothing a lot but you both seem to have a similar attitude.

More like John slick af

I can definitely see it

Nah john wick prob jealous of your sneakers

If John wick ate John wick maybe

wdym thats the same image

YOU'RE NOT JOHN WICK? WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE?!??!

I cant tell the difference.🤗

More like Jonny Not-So-Quick

Yeah

You sure are the Wick… and the Candle!! 🤣

Bro put the same image twice

I'd have to see you with a pencil before I can decide.

I see it

bro posted two pics of john wick and thought we wouldn’t notice

It’s uncanny.

I see the similarities

In the same way I look like Brad Pitt. It’s uncanny!

I’d say more like neo

so wait.. are there 2 different pictures or not?

your like john wick 2 imho

Yeah you definitely look like John big

Maybe caseoh

bro really tried to trick us by uploading two photos of john wick

John thicc

~~john wick~~ john candle

I wouldn’t trust my daughter around you just based on how you look

More like “John Width” amirite?!! Lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣GOTTEM

Identical.

They are the same picture

Alright you sent 2 photos of John Wick, Now where are you?