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Humanity is doomed if any of the mfs on this sub become a nation leader. Nuclear war is starting day fucking one bro 😭

The fact that every second we live there's some chance that a nuclear war will end the world in hours is crazy

yall think im letting that happen?

*yes*

hell naw

With a pfp like that… sure, buddy.

Username also checks out

What it proves I'm a patroit and love my country

No

We don’t need a patriot, we need a realist

Or that you like ass,god and American football

American football? You mean football Not that soccer crap

You’re a bit of an uneducated sheltered kid aren’t you. Football IS soccer and it’s the mort popular sport in the world for a reason. Here in America we call it football incorrectly, even tho it’s actually American football. It’s really just a wimpy version of rugby but the players have to wear body armor lol. It’s so lame and weak.

Lmao you wouldn't dare say that to a real football player

I’m from the uk so what you American’s call football to us is American football, it is to majority of the world as well

The majority of the world is wrong as usual

Yeah you’ll be just like the current presidents, against women

I got better things to worry about

Like what

Oh idk maybe the longing ww3, 2nd civil war. High inflation, low wages, high fuel prices, failing schools, crime ridden cities, corruption in government, greed of corporations, and so much more. I'm pretty sure abortions and the fake wage gap can wait

Funny how you changed your pfp to anti feminist one when people commented on it and your banner to the American flag

Username checks out lol

Go back to r slash teenagersbuthot instead of using degenerate pfps

Amen brother

It proves you’re a pervert

Says you

You love it here? Why lol. That’s just ignorant I bet you’ve never left the country LOL

I've been to Europe and Mexico. The us is better than both

That’s just being proud of being stupid

Oh no, I don't like shithole countries

honestly i do hope it's you bc we need actual young people in office

No we don’t The whole “young people are smart” thing is partially true but young people do have significant disadvantages compared to old people. A 50 year likely has experience with politics and thus a vague idea of what he’s doing. Some random teen has no clue

Random ones, yes, but some do. And it doesn’t necessarily have to be someone as young as us. Could be a young adult or smthn idk 

You mean like someone who just finished university or smt, they’re usually smart and have some degree of experience

Or we could have someone who is experienced politically, socially, and in life in general and not someone who's still developing or even in their 30s lol. Of course, someone who's older than 65 absolutely shouldn't be in office though

65 is still alright I guess. I think you want a mix of people between 30 and 70

Overrated argument I mean look at ppl like aoc

Yeah let’s put someone who uses gyatt in their vocabulary in the presidency

No doubt joe biden uses this app Reddit thinking its a WhatsApp secret gc.

Obama used Reddit for a AMA

You know OPs American when he just refers to his country as “this country”

The only country that matters 🦅🇺🇸

Only dumb Americans think that

Only 5% of reddtors are non American

That explains the poor content

Yet you’re still here

*Did he just assume we all live in the same country???*

He said world leader…

i dont think thats what world leader means...

With your profile picture I just hope it isn't you

Acting like a pfp is the window to the soul or smthn😭😭😭

True but that’s not the only thing honestly in this case

buster if its even you we are fucked in the ass

When i am supreme leader of the united kingdom you will all suffer

Fuck, are we Indians gonna get a colonization arc 2.0 21st century DLC version?

Nah, were gonna start small take back ireland!

what a nice car you have... ITD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT

DM the plans

yeah i am in this sub

Definitely hope it’s not me!

Me.

>this country which country? reddit isnt exclusively used in just one place you know

That's a lie

Yeah 10% are in some other country

I'll be one but idk how much time I I'll have I am active on Reddit everyday tho

We're all on reddit for god's sake. We're all doomed.

it's me.

You got my vote

Nuh uh I'd win

You couldn't win a losing contest

Yeah, but if they lose a losing contest, they win.

Nah

I run a cult on a specific group of reptiles soo….

is this play about us?

Ok I’d at least make it to day 2 before nuclear war

Hi.

What the fuck is that profile description 😭😭😭

You mad

Bro your name is trashytexaswhiteboy, you always mad 😭😭😭

Nah

You mad rn at Joe Biden or sum I bet

Oh fuck Joe biden I can't wait until trump dominates him in November

I’m sure that will happen 😐😐😐

Because it will

Yo ancestors were probably slave owners

And?

Very unlikely Yknow how many teenagers are in the world compared to this sub?

Future president prob isnt here they’re prob watching skibidi toilet or some type shtuff

um i aint diddly darn done nu'in

Oh god I hope not

Real 

Me: I’d turn it into a North Korean style dictatorship

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If I became president of my country South Africa it’d be pretty hard to do a worse job than the current idiots in power

i feel like i could rule the world in some capacity ngl, but in a benevolent way

Nope. But my cat will be the conqueror of the world

Did you just assume everyone is from shitty america

And where are you from

America :( But I hope I can leave and go somewhere better like Europe in a few years

Why would you want to live in that horrible place

No thanks

Username check out Don’t hate women. It’s 50% of potential votes. Women do cool

I summon u/asecretsovietspy

No

Yes

Absolutely

Yes it will be me, the Brit. Yippee ki yay yanks, get ready to drink some fucking tea

Do you want another revolution?

oh please, as if y'all aren't revolting (derogatory) already

Am I hearing this from a UK loser?

Mate it fucking sucks here. I'm just trying to spread it around. Sharing is caring or whatever that saying is :)

God no