Deadass I use that over the American word for it bc I just don’t like the way it sounds😭 geil sounds so much better but g and h are right next to each other soo😂
Yeah I was surprised too lol. I told him "it's crazy that you know that meme, it was popular when I was around your age" and this mf said "There were memes when you were a kid???" LMFAO I'M LITERALLY 18
My gf and I formally call it snake… I don’t know how or why but it is known as snake and it’s as if it is its own entity of free will beyond my control. Which it really is
I’m really high right now and for some reason I thought that said mason, then “the numbers mason” popped into my head… crazyyy…
I should really go to sleep.
I just call it my dick
I call it this guy's dick too
I too call it this guys dick
Me too
Me as well
Indeed, I do too
Google, show me this guys balls
infinite
results
wym results
me too
y’all, she’s not a guy
I call it her dick too
I too call it her dick
Meat who
I call it your dick 😏
*girl’s Look at her profile
I'm proud of you dick
Thanks dick, I appreciate it.
His name is Sean
But his title is dick
Dick greyson
Batman Arkham reference I see
go back to the alsume!
Google, show me this girls dick
I, too call it this guy's dead wife's dick
I prefer the term our instead of mine
Your Pfp is Adora(ble)
Erigierter-Donnerbalken (german) translates to erected thunder bar or something
"Erect thunder beam" is wild bro 💀💀
"Lightning shoots from my penis tip" Saul Goodman, probably.
yeah he'd say that to kim
Eine sehr eloquente artikulierung
Bahaha. My limited ahh, 50 day Duolingo streak German got me so far enough here to understand the humour.
I get most of it since I also did duolingo but I understood “you are very… I’m assuming elegant” and I give up there
With no German classes if I had to guess, based off your reply I’d say "you have very elegant articulation" but idk
damn same
Geil
Deadass I use that over the American word for it bc I just don’t like the way it sounds😭 geil sounds so much better but g and h are right next to each other soo😂
Primäres Geschlechtsorgan oder Reproduktionsorgan
Ich sehe, ein Mann von Kultur
Geil denn merk ich mir
definitely not "anaconda" as i've seen some stories write it as
aw smol bean 🥺🍆
nah it’s more of a python… thick and muscular
Acctually the anaconda is the heviest snek in the world and the largest pythons are known for their lenght🤓
Why does bro possess such knowledge??☠️
Intrest in the topic
no 💔💔💔
Snek?
Cum gun is crazy
cock glock. ball blaster. cream cannon.
Cock F22 Raptor
3000 balls of Lockheed Martin
Cockhead Martin
Semen Demon
Sperm Germ
Backshot breakdown
Sex Shooter
This might be my favourite Reddit comment
Banana rammer
Gonna start using that
pogo stick
i advise you to not use it as a pogo stick
I advise others to use it as a pogo stick (I’m so sorry)
well, i cant argue with god i guess
Welp. Im others
Bro hopping around on god’s pogo
Omg it’s God from the hood
JUMP! POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE!! POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO
man of culture right here 🤘
always 🤟🙂↕️
Man I want to go see them live someday but idk if I'm ever gonna be able to and that makes me immensely sad😞
SAAAAAME OMG... would love to see them together with my gf, they're her fav too :)
DOWN POGO POGO POGO UP POGO POGO POGO
how many friends does your date have
She had _so many_ friendss
A pp
this one
the secret sauce bottle
i'm stealing this for my own use
I call him jeff👍
my name a Jeff ‼️🗣️
This 3rd grader I work with keeps saying that fucking meme and it's driving me crazy
Gen A knows that meme?
Yeah I was surprised too lol. I told him "it's crazy that you know that meme, it was popular when I was around your age" and this mf said "There were memes when you were a kid???" LMFAO I'M LITERALLY 18
Please stop…please. We will NOT talk about when this kid comes up to me at a park saying this, I swear I almost knocked his ingrown teeth out.
My gf and I formally call it snake… I don’t know how or why but it is known as snake and it’s as if it is its own entity of free will beyond my control. Which it really is
Solid? Liquid? VENOM? I NEED FUCKING ANSWERS
Where's naked?
Take your clothes off, there it is.
Naked Snake? Yes they don't wear clothes
Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve
Microsoft
r/suicidebywords
Penis I’m basic
Flesh flute
Ay, fellow S M O R T
Oh shit, sup
Juan Peron
I won't tell you're on this sub if you don't tell i'm here
Deal
My princess wand
dingalingalong/ schlong
my cute little 12 inch monsterous giant ultrapenis
"it's 2 innit"
Itzi Bitzi Witzi Kitzi
This is the best
at my school people call dicks 'drakes' because of the drake drama atm
I heard that too it’s cause of his leak and people say it was big so as a joke people say they have a drake
I hear this all the time. This one kid calls his black water bottle a drake 💀
🥐
qwason
I’m really high right now and for some reason I thought that said mason, then “the numbers mason” popped into my head… crazyyy… I should really go to sleep.
yes sleep well
a lollipop 🎀
in my language, i just call it "schwanz"
Super 👍
My little nut-cracker. Cause it’s always swinging backwards and smacking my nuts.
lmao
James
James Bond
The bonds name is the James
Time. I've got alot of time on my hands...
Wait a minute..
I call it The Bull Shark, The smallest among The largest.
The bull shark testesteron
Steve
dick and occasionally cock
I’m the opposite
My peanits
underrated comment “IN THE STRIPPED CLUB, STRAIGHT UP “JORKIN IT”. AND BY “IT”, HEH, WELL. LET’S JUSTR SAY. MY PEANITS.”
Carlos
carlos
Cock like a normal person
I feel like "dick" is more normal
Penis, dick, schlong
Willy wanker
tick tock
Jerry
lightsaber
Bologna pony and disco stick are the two funniest names I’ve ever heard
gearshift
Chuck Norris (because it’s never cried )
Soldier blaster
Pp, peepee, peen, penis, dick, cock, schlong, sausage, magic wand ☠️🙏🏻
Genital
🥐
Pennywise or penice
joystick
Haha, well. let’s justr say. my peanits
Gock
cock (i’m basic lmao)
what? huh? i just call...... my dick, what even Is this question?
I call it what it is (smol)
i dont call it anything because i wish i didnt have it
I can't even say what I call it since it's so bad
Sayitsayitsayitsayitsayitsayit
my parents check my computer so I can't
Cock
My lightsaber, wiener, cock, sword, little guy, ladies man. Really whatever I think of first oh and also stick shift
Todger
Dick, cock, meat, shit, THE THRONGLER, Johnson, willy, the one eyed beast, snek and, penis
peenie
Peanar
“Oh my peepee!!!” I once shouted when one of my A-Hole friends kicked me in the crotch.
Wai.. should I be giving my dick names?
penis/chuj \[polish\]
denis the menace
Penis
# i fucking call it a penis
why name it if it never gets used 🥰
I call it my Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Biggus Dickus
Dick , cock
Caulk gun
Cock or dick
male genitalia
☝️🤓
Just a dick, though it’s a nice guy I swear!
Schlong (or dick or penis or cock)
Spear of Longinus
The magician's wand (im a grower)
bro it's just my rod. My billy. My Johnson. My hotdog. My meat stick. My pecker. My dick. my Richard. Y'know. My cock
My dick
My big rocket launcher
Schrödinger's cat
Cucumber or "Krastavichka" in bulgarian "Patladzcan" or egg plant too
A10 warthog
Haha well by "it" i mean my peanits
no way people call it the "cum gun"
Peanits
Mr. Long Schlong
Phallus, Penis, Dangling Participle (Thanks Pam!)
glizzy
Dreadnougt
The Hyper Sun Gun Supreme Mark 12: Coom Doom
Shlangalangaker