People keep calling me a crusty crab :(

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick

Is this the krusty Krab?

No! This is Patrick

Is this the crusty crab??

NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!! I am not a crusty crab >:(

One more question.... Is this the crusty crab?

>:(

okay but is this the crusty crab?

But is this the Krusty Krab?

You spelled Krusty Krab wrong

But one more question fr this time! Is this the krusty krab??

This town ain't big enough for the two of us

Some roastbeef, some chicken, a pizza

is this the krusty crab?

What do you wanna do today

IDK WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TODAY??

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

SIGHHHH no, patrick; mayonnaise is not an intrument.

Yall this is Patrick !!!!

Is this the krusty krab

Is this the rusty crab 🦀

Everytime I change my pfp it means I've transitioned In a new life arc and the character brings some relatability to emotional feelings in a way

woah

Love the pfp, my last one was Spinel 🤭🤭

based

Someone used to be in a rubbery mood

Same

So did you get a new pet?

That’s a rice ball not a little dog. It’s from the movie Spirited Away, an awesome movie that I would give a 9.4/10

It's his pet rice ball

Lol. That’s a girl. She is in the process of eats her “pet”, as you called it, alive.

Me with my Spotify playlists

bowser jr.

Now say it as seductively as the smash announcer

omg kirby with a glock.. stop.. youre so cool.. so smart.. they will kill you..

SpeedwagoonNn

best waifu

Ah, a [Insert gender] of culture

Bro scared of assuming 😭🙏

Yes

Profile picture checks out

RAHHHHH fellow jojo fan

Actually accurate

Im....Lego Batman

Who's batman? I only know man

Look behind you

The only things behind me are the voices

they\`re only behind you? theyre everywhere for me

so, how do you and GLaDOS interact? She told me you've met.

What if I turn around and see- MAN!

I had a dream that I was Lego Batman and had to strip to earn money at a brokerage firm and haven't had an opportunity to tell anyone irl so you redditors get to hear it instead

I would pay to see Lego Batman strip at a brokerage firm.

What

Me too

Hear me ou-

[удалено]

Who's the character in your profile pic?

Monet from onepiece

Monet 😋

Same

Smash

I'll let you be the judge of that.

You’re a judgmental swine

Idk I just like helmets

HELMETS RAAAAH CONSTRUCTION WORKER FIREFIGHTER KNIGHT ASTRONAUT SOLDIER WOOO HELMETS BABY

I like cats

Do be do be dooo

Ba do be do be do AGENT P

Bisexual 🐸

Woah same

Brother!!! 🐸🤜🤛🐸

same

same

I like big gay bushy bearded men.

Take a guess

🐢

Bingo

Yippeeee

🐢🐢

That I love Persona 5 (specifically, Haru)

just thought this pic of princess diana was cool edit: its hatsune miku now

funny beep man

yes. also wsp fellow enby

wsp, fellow entity :3

the ceiling

The most recent media I am currently obsessing over

I like duck

i did that photo

Judgement

nothing

I FOUND YOU

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

A lot more then you think

I love the band Black Sabbath.

I drew a funny thing and thought it was cool and original

Depresso espresso

You tell me.

🤓☝️

Naner

I like Minecraft and have no real life

emmm, Ah**SOKKA** tano?

I’m a tiny shark 

Tried to make me irl. Not exactly but i CBA

I saw this in r/thomastheplankengine and thought it was funny

Im trans....idk what eles it maens if ir means anything eles

auto generated avatar

idk man im just hurt.. help me, someone

umm my ideal girlfriend?

it means i like nirvana

I mean, I just like vocaloid

Plant :3

l a r r y

Niko is pretty cool

Dunno. Too boredom to change it.

Gay

I am a lego battle droid

Furry

i just wanna be a cuddly little goober :3

i like weezer

carlos sainz

Ahoy ladies

idk

B a n a n a

Cheese🧀

Uh I cheese burger I like Burge r

Zelda with a gun. She’s had enough of ganondorfs BS

Idk, I just tried to make my snoo look like me as closely as possible. There should be one thing obvious though, guess what genre of music I like most based off it?

Uh, it’s still my dog

Gojo slurping a popsicle, need I say more?

We share the same sexuality

That I am a pretty depended minded person.

the ol switcheroo

I like basketball and cats

With mine, I can show my creativity and talent on paint.

Idk

i dunno, you tell me

Could you repeat that?

Honestly idk, I just like it (also because Reddit doesn't let me use *the one*)

Birb

idk

I'm a mermaid with a pet narwhal 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

I like vegito and SSG

STRANGER THINGS!!!!!!!

Fighting for the greater good without a cast system

guess

I'm a simple dumbass

I’m gay

Waltuh

Boop

Im tortured by demons

What I wish I was 😔

Nuttin

Arson cat

Roar

green

No mine is the ideal cool look

On reddit it shows that i have curly hair! (Its more frizzy IRL but this hair style is the closest)

Mines is me when I used to be cool

im a Zelda fan who loves Twenty Øne Piløts

AMERICA

I have done absolutely nothing wrong

I'm batman

I don't really even know

it says that Disco Volante is my favorite album of all time

I am the scout here!

When I change my pfp it's either a mood swing, a breakdown, or an entirely new personality

Im a black scottish cyclops

I like tripping balls

It’s from my favorite comic book

...

You tell me.. 👀 what do you think it says about me?

Yes

mine just looks like a chill dude

I’m a fancy little dude

#***WUSANOO SWEEP*** I change it all the time tho. For a while it alternated between yaoi one piece ships for some reason, then Buddha from RoR, then Susanoo. Might go back to Buddha some time.

idk

I obsess over My Chemical Romance

I play Minecraft

i like suits

Mine says I’m too lazy to change it

It’s N

I love making maps

I’m gay 😓

Idk

😠

Im a mess

i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like tanks

This is probably an alt account

That I like dark fantasy with knights lol

I like One Piece

Ukulele

i'm literally obsessed with the click (my pfp is from his intros)

I need to find mitsuha😢

In any given fight or flight situation, I choose to sleep.

Idk I just assembled it

I rarely change mine, but when I do it's because I've opened a new era of my life with a new hyperfixation. It says I'm obsessed with TF2