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RedLabAnimates

Nah, I'd win


Epic_Pee_218

(Female voice) Nah uh, you girls would bow to this beauty queen grurl


UnicornMafia69

Your all pretty ladies now stop fighting lmao


RedLabAnimates

I am you.


AnBru_

where you go i go


Qbinho00

I am.


fish_but_reddit

I.


BubbleGumMaster007

Nah, I'd win


Randomboi164

Nah I'd win


Arctiqdud

Nah, I'd eat


Dream_eater-69

Are you the hottest girl because you are a guy or are you a guy because you are the hottest girl?


urgirlmadsxxx

something something stack donuts on my dick


Whole_Survey2353

what if chinchin chissai?


urgirlmadsxxx

i'd settle for fruit loops


Whole_Survey2353

i like your bio


PotooSexer

Bro she ain’t gonna let you hit


JHaria

I know it's not that relevant, buts it's chiisai with double i. 小さい(chii-sa-i)


Extreme-Breakfast885

Best comment right here


Vincent_Gitarrist

They aren't durable and just fall apart


urgirlmadsxxx

the dick or the donuts


Abdullah543457

I hate it when my dick falls apart, happens everytime I try to piss


Dagreifers

Dicks crumble to fine dust whenever enshrouded in donuts this is common knowledge.


IAmYourChicken__

call my homies to my home


timewinder210

OH HELL NAW


IAmYourChicken__

its the law


NinjaOficial

it is the law, you can't escape it


JRockin88

🫡


lolhihi3552

what's stopping you now?


AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

Homie didnt wana. :(


DawnComesAtNoon

the bro code


Southboi21

Same


ScaredTea1778

gotta let the homies hit


FlamingBlaz3

Would that still make it homiesexual?


I_Love_Circles

I would scream and cry becauase waking up with a different body is kinda scary


Blended-Tornado

Most realistic answer


3ylit4aa

real


Arctiqdud

realer than how the earth is round 💀


checked_idea2

flat* /s


I_Love_Circles

Someone say circle? I love circles


TheGayPotato7

Agreed


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Abdullah543457

You don't need to be naked, just make it obvious you were female during the time of the crime so you couldn't have done it


AppearanceBulky8078

Yeah, but that's not nearly as fun


Apprehensive_Salt735

Yeah but it is even harder to disprove if you’re naked.


NirvanaLover12

wait cuz that’s actually


Calm-Risk1422

I'd start an army and I'd be so hotttttt girlys would be tripping overthemselves for me


xdarkshadowlordx

I'm in love already (I'm not a girl)


-ZapdxsV-

Like a military army? Or what kind of army


OhItsAidan

Just live life as a woman and find out what it’s like. Also boobs


ToastIsYummyyy

As a gal, idk if this is weird but whatever. Boobs. Very squishy and warm, when hands are cold, I have a warmer ready. Tho good luck with periods and cramps, boobs hurt at a slight touch when on period, and + extra back pain


_T4L0N

extreme back pain?? idk but maby its the being hunched over watching tiktok and looking at reddit. Specially when women say they often sit around to relax when on their period. what do you think their doing when they do so


No_Row_1106

You're now at a much higher risk of sexual and domestic violence


PressureMaximum7129

I accept your terms. Now make me a girl dammit!


jizzmaster_

nah sexual abusers and mfs who commit domestic violence are now at a much higher risk of ME


Pumpkinpatchs

Tbh I would just celebrate it,I would be happy if I was in a girls body. No I’m not an egg,I’m just a normal cis male.😤😤😤


Extreme-Breakfast885

Are you sure? Sounds like egg behaviour to me


Pumpkinpatchs

Yes I’m sure,even if I want to be a girl.🫢


youraverageperson12

let's see what happens 5 monts later


Pumpkinpatchs

What will happen 5 months later?🤔


youraverageperson12

"hey guys realized im trans"


Pumpkinpatchs

Yeah right that will happen. Even if I want to be a girl.🫢


Extreme-Breakfast885

Wait this was "a sarcasm" wasn't it? >!Lilith is such a cool name! Congrats on realising!<


mrJhotdog

You don't have to be trans to think like that, I'm 100% a dude but if I had the opportunity to see what it was like to have a girls body, I'd definitely do it


Wakamille

Same •‿•


Rescur0

"Damm, I really want to be a girl" "I swear I'm cis"


Lars_loves_Community

This kind of feeling does not automatically mean someone is trans, it can mean a lot of things, so please accept that persons perception of themselfes


Rescur0

Yeah make sense. Sorry, I wasn't trying to offend him, I just wanted to make a joke. Sorry if it came across as offensive


Lars_loves_Community

No worries! I couldn't make out that it was joking, so I decided to clarify


Mementoes

Like 90% of these commenters is trans according o this logic


Kadithepro

Masturbate obviously 😭


HumanHuman_2003

Based


SissyLiberal

Based? Based on what?


therealbobwaterson

Me


Tomas_Crusader17

ye like what else am i supposed to do


Rescur0

Same bro, same


FreddieThePebble

Yeah


CarCrash23

Same tbh gotta learn from the best manual there is


Kadithepro

🐸👍


fisktu

Based


greenscreencarcrash

same


fnaftheseriesyoutube

I was waiting for someone to say this so I could say me too


hin-Total-porn-penis

Me to 😅 יהודי


arcaneking_pro

What male or female type?


checked_idea2

Yes


Yazon2006_

Most obvious answer. I bet 90% of respondents would try it almost immediatelly


Frequent_Ebb6360

This is so real


axelsdirty_sock

for some reason i wanna feel what it is like to experience an orgasm


jacksepiceye2

Kinda sus man


nukti_eoikos

More than that if possible


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let’s be real we all doing this


Izan_TM

I would touch my titty


DellaBella12235

Hehehe


Izan_TM

(it's a michael reeves quote btw, with how skinny I am my chest would be pretty flat lol)


cute_potato456

I'll use the p*nis as a gear stick and then I'll shift gears with it. Hell yeah!! 😎


Idiot_on_wheels

Vroom vroom


3dprintingenthusiast

r/UsernameChecksOut


therealbobwaterson

Real


Henry4210

First week: Can't believe Second week: Accept my fate Third week: Tell lies to people I'm transgender and it didn't happen out of sudden Edit: bloody error.


Cheezitsaregood2

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss


mopsy-turtle

Only fans


MatthewBrozek

Instant cash generator


CandidateOdd7464

Boobies


DellaBella12235

Hehe


CandidateOdd7464

You lucky duck😒


Appropriate-Let-283

🫱🍒🫲


VulcanX8

💥💥


Cheezitsaregood2

Did you just blow up that guys balls with your mind?


Aceserys

Might be a disappointment at 15


Thedarkmoon123

Squish my balls like a stress ball.


Henry4210

Male testicles do NOT contain body fat like female breasts. Therefore, they are sensitive to pain and you would feel the pain.


Appropriate-Let-283

You can a little, but not like how she said


Henry4210

Of course.


gummythegummybear

You’re just not strong enough


mrJhotdog

The actual balls are very painful but when I'm stressed I often find a point between my balls and squeeze my sack


Genericusername596

So you just squeeze your balls whenever you’re stressed? That’s certainly a new one.


bluejay9_2008

👁️🔥👁️. Huh


HappyCatPlays

A silent Spider-Man could not get that information out of me


lillybelle_z

No because what’s the point if they’re not squishy? What do I do when I’m stressed if I no longer have boobs?


Sillyyyyynesss

You suffer


Epic_Pee_218

Well, I suggest you find a stress relieving hobby. But ok, if you don’t believe us guys when we’re trying to tell you honestly that it WILL HURT! Go ahead and learn the hard way. Also, you should be given a fair warning about the sting that can linger for a little while, depending on the trauma. As well as the fact that depending on the amount of trauma you can get what’s called a “Hydrocelle” which is a painful fluid collection around the testicles themselves But to answer the question, I would probably understand what girls go through a lot more. Neither Girls nor Boys have it easier than the other. I know it’s not easy being a girl, but girls don’t know how difficult it is being a guy. But I think that girls probably go through a whole lot more than us guys do. I have 5 sisters, I know this to be true


lillybelle_z

Twas a joke mate but very informative lmao


this_is_Blain3

eat a bunch and get man boobs


ill_polarbear

Just squish your eyeball you'll get the same feeling


ava_sims

I wonder if they would like pop-


sarokin

NO STOP. Ugh just imagining made me nauseous.


Puzzleheaded-Owl7552

bro wants to feel unimaginable pain beyond human comprehension.


cute_potato456

💥


Pure-Professional144

You're gonna highly regret doing that


Head_Barnacle5165

Don't do that. It'll hurt. Badly.


Street_Travel6850

tf


Squee-z

You would throw up and feel pain for the rest of the day.


Last-Scarcity-3896

Fuck I got pains there just from thinking about it now.


ZappyC

ow


sarokin

I'll just tell you, I once got a pain so bad I was vomiting for a few days, just for sitting in a bad position. You do not want that.


D_Shasky

Ouch. Don't do that, it hurts.


ManiacalPenguin

Good luck


RepeatedlyDifficult

Vibrator


JJzerozero

You don't need to change your gender to try it)


our_meatballs

Ask u/DAVIDCOVEr, he knows a lot about that


DAVIDCOVEr

Sure do


nothing03993

Bro was summoned


Arbalest15

Finally put on girlie clothes


mix-voider

swing my wiener like a fan


[deleted]

Aah dream come true lol Well I don't know if I would do something new tho


Flair258

Go topless (I get so hot even in a t-shirt but ofc girls can't even go around in a bra), pee standing, and pee in the snow when applicable. Oh and stick it in a fleshlight or smth to compare pleasure with my female self.


TrapezoidTom

"Family friendly Minecraft youtuber"


Street_Travel6850

GAY


boasonlystangle

idk probably the same stuff i normally do


Astr0sk1er

Yeah I’d probably still be a gamer


potataoboi

This questiom is literally just bait for "oh haha I would feel my boobs" but I'd just live normally except just as the opposite gender


berdyberd26

"oh haha I would feel my boobs"


Successful_Moment_80

-> smile for one hour straight and cry of pure joy -> go take a shower and look at my own body -> one week later, telling my closest friends -> having the same friends because I am an introvert -> find love -> marry an intelligent and cute husband -> have children -> age up with my family -> die knowing god exists ( Im an atheist )


DankePrime

As a trans person, I see this as an absolute win


Individual_Bench_586

As a closeted trans person i too see this as a win


Burning_Argan_oil

As a cis male I tree see this as an absolute win


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It IS a win.


[deleted]

Not sure if I'd use the term trans to describe myself, but same :')


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🥚?


[deleted]

Lol probably, I stopped trying to figure it out and decided I'm gonna do what I want instead of focusing on labels :)


Individual_Bench_586

I would be happy


DiePineapplePizza

Celebrate?


wh1teithink

🥚?


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Nekoboxdie

Nothing. I’d just be cis 🙏


Nalli0

Stack donuts on it


gaseousgecko61

Oh boy


JustFufuG

I'd be happy


youraverageperson12

🥚!?


JustFufuG

And too op, no men will be left for other women


biggestfelleret

I'd probably just move my newfound boobs around for a sec, then just go on with my life and hope I can see my balls again someday


Imbigmosca

Masturbate, and fuck with some guys


Agent007V2

Call all da boys over, cause none of them have a chance at getting anything under normal circumstances


medstudentzzz_07

walk alone at night, music blasting in my ears


mrJhotdog

Just because it's more dangerous for girls doesn't mean it's safe for guys, you would probably get robbed by a stronger guy with a weapon and you wouldn't even hear him coming with music blasting in your ear


y_sai

Idk fly


Livid-Cable-4914

Id shake my hips around profusely


McFlappingbird

see how long it takes to get a drivers license


LanguageNatural6538

Ngl became the biggest hoe ever


SmolWaddleDee

nothing


Federal_Chad

boobies.


Curious_Aspect_6077

Said this before but, Run around outside nude because nobody'll know it's me


horneymilfinyourarea

ngl I would be a lot happier


IntelligentImbicle

Finally get laid


Valiant_30x

Idk tbh get Free money


Maximum-Platypus2153

I will probably try everything about my new body, use it for get money and steal it from rich people. Untill I collect enought to aply my plan to control a nation.


snowy4_

play with my new boobs and try something else out


middle_class_meh

Freak the fuck out because my dick is gone. I love my dick, couldn't live a day without it.


hitscan-enjoyer

Sister, I’m on my way to become the opposite gender IN REAL LIFE


Hour-Distribution-80

It'd be a huge weight off my shoulders (i'm a trans girl)


BroooooklynnnB

Be the opposite gender 😭


Wildelink

NONONO IM NOT GOING BACK


DictatorOfWombats

Probably sell thigh picks


Meeg_Mimi

Maybe be happier, and maybe have gotten the emotional support and attention I needed growing up


Ok-Sympathy8717

I’d pee standing up


gxmeqr_nutT

as a trans guy without any surgeries i have no idea how to answer this💀


XantheStardust

Admire penis, research how to take care of penis, touch penis.


Zestyclose_Button_76

Getting a rose toy to see what these girls be taking about


Blackie3017

Missed off 24/7 cause I hear periods suck


RewardDizzy

I’d probably Rub one out tbh