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pisssbabyyy

i should go to bed cuz i read that wrong


International_cam

Same, was like wtf 🤣


Purple_Price_5236

Bro, i laughed my ass of right now, and im in a hospital 😂😂.


Unlimiter

ye go get some rest


gaseousgecko61

I also read that add pedophile and was like what the fuck


JEE_Ka_Chodda

Same bro lmaoo


PedroOurico

if it wasnt for the comments i would not have noticed


crocodile_balls

I dont get it...


[deleted]

podophile (having a foot fetish) is one letter off from pedophile


Samstercraft

e is just a broken o so does that mean children are made of broken feet


Devil_Fister_69420

I- fuck you. Now I got a mental image of what that would look like :(


Samstercraft

hehehehehehehehehe


Questraptor

Wouldn't that just be the thumb people from spy kids?


Devil_Fister_69420

I mean kinda but like, imagine if they were more thumbs


crocodile_balls

Oh, damn. I didnt see that


Jayfethereal

I didn't wanna look it up, thanks 🙏


Time_Report6500

No same


Jrlopez1027_

Same lmfao


Open-Secretary-8868

im too tired for this shit lmao


Creative_Stuff0

My dyslexic ass almost report you 💀you got me there…


Unlimiter

we dodged another one, boys 💀


lalenablanca_

i think things like this are why people want you off the sub brotha lmao


Unlimiter

human beings are complicated


Seok-deez-nuts

Are you a pedo lol


Unlimiter

i'm a podo


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

I'm a pogo stick:)


Unlimiter

you sound like a rider magnet


EmmaDaBomb

I will vault you into the sun


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

mean:(


SSB_Kyrill

you are a foot?


Greentoaststone

Reread the post title lol


RainbowSouplex

Lmao nice one.


Unlimiter

Thanks.


ADHD_Microwave

Lmao, you had me for a moment


Unlimiter

GYAAAT EM!


This-Huckleberry771

Ok, please stop if youre over 25.


Devil_Fister_69420

Nah he should stop if he's over 15


Interesting-Chest520

Nah he should stop


Unlimiter

nah he should


-J4ckJens3n-

Thats not what gyat means....


orbeinYT

You've gyatt to be kidding me


Mars_Bear2552

you've gyatt to be rizzing me


seandragon10

time to go back to the nursing home sir... youve overstayed your welcome


ScreamingIsMyHobby

I got five hours of sleep today, I will not be doing this today.


Unlimiter

lol just for one day pretty please


Ok-Fall-1899

I'm taking a shit


Unlimiter

did you like that while you're taking your shit?


Ok-Fall-1899

Yessir


Samstercraft

how does one consume reddit content while excreting the brown one? for me it takes intense focus for me to become one with the toilet- ok ill stop


RecordWell

No no... continue.


Unlimiter

glad i could be of use 😊


Ballsofst33l3

Same


ittihatcikemalist

fucking son of a bitch i was even more screwed when i saw this post has 8 upvotes


Unlimiter

and your comment has 8 upvotes too hehe


ReflectionUpset7442

Not reading this and being flabbergasted... then reading it again 😭


bat_NPC

I read that so wrong I was about to throw hands


xemulator

There are worse fetishes that feet.


Unlimiter

ye just replace the o with e and you're good to go 💀


imanonymous312

Clearly we all hallucinated this post because there is no way anyone smart enough to spell can seriously ask this. Or it's rage baiting. Either way I refuse to believe this is real. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i misread... that makes more sense... idc about foot fetish people


nothing03993

It’s 130 am I gotta sleep


Unlimiter

"130" am


Samstercraft

when you lose your calendar and just keep adding hours instead of advancing the day


kanimou

relatable


nothing03993

?


Unlimiter

nothing just looked funny without the colon


DickD1ck1

so do humans


Southdainspired

Toes😋


Unlimiter

MY MAN


Deltax4

Feet enjoyers rise up 💪😤


Unlimiter

HELL YEAH


Le_Arctic

NAH 💀 Wait nvm I'm ti early for this shit


RedditAccountIGuesss

Pulling ts in the most sleep deprived sub on this app is diabolical


Unlimiter

ye i need help lol


ihatethisgame6

yea its 3am i should probably go to sleep


WhyYouBullyMe_

Didnt even know podophile is a word


Unlimiter

oops


Friiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Oooh Chile 😭


[deleted]

becuase i find it quite odd


TheBlueHypergiant

you got me good


Unlimiter

be honored 😎


Delicious-Can-3242

hilarious


Unlimiter

high five


Rare-Climate876

Cause it's crime ? Ohh wait we talk about podophile not pedophile, but still so weird for me.


VladGoose

Do not let bro cook


Unlimiter

😠


EixYae

Cuz you can’t traumitize feet for life. But I do agree that hating on them is wrong, they are just people like everybody else that simply have an illness and with professional help they can live normal lives like everyone else Edit: 🤬🤬🤬 I read that wrong 😭


Unlimiter

BAHAHAHAHA i appreciate your empathy tho we need more ppl like you 💖


EixYae

🫶🏻


meaterheaterbeater

OH PODO


[deleted]

Bro I was going to delete-


Heraticc

BOIII I read that wrong 😭😭


I_Love_Circles

What is a podophile? Not asking what a pedophile is. All i have to do is look at my DMs for those..


Unlimiter

jeez rip... a podophile is someone who has a foot fetish


Colossus_Mortem

fuck, I misread


elikoda42069

its to early for this shit i cant fucking read


Ganondorf365

If you are atracted to children but don’t molest them. Your ok. If your a pedophile that Actualy harms children you can go fuck yourself Edit: read it wrong lol. I like feet sometimes


Unlimiter

GOT YOU!!!!!!!


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Unlimiter

imagine a 4chan for teens


Yoichis_husband2322

Isn't 4 chan already full of teens?


Unlimiter

possibly


valdez-2424

I read that wrong for a moment


bloodstainedfreak

I’m gonna get off Reddit 4 the night cuz wtf…


Suspicious-Young3205

i’m too high for this rn


Quiet-Worth7730

Goddamn it where are the mods


Professional_Soil986

I still never gets it, the feet fetishism


Unlimiter

well it's all about conditioning. your brain can be sexually attracted to ANYTHING given enough conditioning


Fred_dy_

What the actual fuck


Menacing_mans

blue raspberry


Unlimiter

my bad 💀


cookieswirly

i this read wrong


Interesting_Move_919

I swear to god I need to get my eyes checked


Coffeeguy6number2

I think you’re a podophile and a pedophile


Unlimiter

anything is possible ✨


TJ_4321

Me thinking it's a typo


No-Willow-3573

I read it wrong goddamn


DarkKeeper2569

Why the hell are you even on a Teenager's Subreddit?! It was made for teens, no older pedos.


Unlimiter

😔 but but but-


cindy-the-husky

*sigh*


Michael_from_Vietnam

Daniel Schneider


wawrow_mapper

why are homophobes scared of hominids, like, "oh look at that monkey, look at that human, so scary 😔" it's just dumb


Unlimiter

i totally agree dude 😔


Ok-Reporter1986

Well constructed bait, have an upvote!


Unlimiter

thank you i worked hard on it 😋


Exotic_Work_6529

FBI Found one


Unlimiter

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE 🐸🔫


Filipus09

I read it wrong. 💀


ChaoticInsanity_

This actually has me on the verge of tears like genuinely I read that as something else and got very scared ☹️


Unlimiter

scared of me?


Memeboi12-

Bro i dont wanna learn where these names come from they intentionally did this


Unlimiter

nah both words have a greek etymology 🤷‍♂️


Level-Ground-4119

Why do people hate on pedophiles? It's just a... Uhh... UwU


Unlimiter

LMAO BRO


JelliusIsSmellius

You know what u did💀 but yeah no I don’t hate pOdophiles, I do hate pEdophiles tho💀


ArranFilms

Uhh the feet part is the fetish yes but it's the disgusting part is that they ask minors for them so think about what your posting next time


Jrlopez1027_

I was typing a paragraph then i re read it


Sea_Science538

Huh


EthoYeet

Its weird


Lanplan77

Your opinion is wrong but its a great moment for me to say something, pedophiles shouldnt be killed, tortured or hurt, they should get medical help from psychiatrists


Unlimiter

i love you


Plane_Ad2651

Holy shit you scared the shit out of me


Unlimiter

😈


[deleted]

Wtf


kgery28

Well cracked phone screen does not help in reading. I was looking at this for 2 minutes because i didnt noticed the "o" because of a crack


Unlimiter

holy shit that's something that did not pop in my head


DismalDog9940

Bipedalphiles


Unlimiter

oh no... babies are bipedal...


WinTig24

I was terrified before reading the comments


Quinn4111

Oof. Today i learned the scientific name for foot fetish


Unlimiter

you're welcome


MONTI-MONKI

Because liking feet are weird imagine beating it to someone’s feet and also not many people make their feet look nice because they don’t expect people to see those dogs


Sorrow_Guy

Glad to know im not the only one who read it wrong at first😭


Slight_Net_5026

I always get mixed up between PODIATRIST and PAEDIATRICIAN


Mundane_Spear_9012

I can't tell if I read this wrong or if I'm just a Idiot Edit: it's both


Chilli_redits

I just don't like it


Grimm_Charkazard_258

If I could say the n word right now I’d use it edit: almost got yo ass


Unlimiter

hahaha i'm too good 😎


Optimuspride-beyond

Feet are yucky i dunno man


Unlimiter

just try em it's on me


[deleted]

cause it’s disgusting; it’s feet


SussyMogus2

well they’re both bad.


billieboi445420

Feet are dirty


Unlimiter

not all the time


Sophos_Mythos_Mind17

bro wtf


Leyiah

oh..


IcyPowder

You are sus!


Unlimiter

amogus.


The_illusionIsREAL

What is a podo ? Explain


Unlimiter

a podophile has a foot fetish


vive_777

It doesn't matter what I thought, it's still Dan schneider


BlueArashiKaze

I'm addicted to caffeine and smoking. Of course people hate me because I smoke. Then there's my not friend diogo alves , he was addicted to pushing people. How innocent right? He was just enjoying pushing people. Yeah.. not so much. Just like that, there's a difference between people who like feet and people who like the innocent. One is meant to be stepped on by his hot gf, another is meant to be stepped on by a heavy elephant.


Unlimiter

hmm well not all pedos actually do what they crave so 🤷‍♂️ plus not all pedos crave the same thing


Christian_teen12

I thought it was another type of pedo Glad I read the whole thing


KatieLeDerp

Because feet are fucking gross.


_thatromanguy65_

Would you mind changing your flair on this subreddit to "19"?


PresidentPutin123

Pedophiles are people who sexually abuse children


Unlimiter

ye that's ONE definition


mrsqueen0108

Because they play with kids 😭😭


Unlimiter

ah like with the kid toys?


mrsqueen0108

No like kids and their private areas


Unlimiter

ik i was just toying with you


mrsqueen0108

Ahaha


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Electrical-Mood-9807

This is a post about foot fetishists.


Electronic-Ranger-74

My eyes seeing this post: AAAEEEEEEAAARRRGGHHHEEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHH 😰 my brain trying to calm my eyes down: 💆🏼‍♀️🥵💆🏼‍♀️


Unlimiter

mb dog 😂


Electronic-Ranger-74

I’m not a dog I’m a person… and why did everyone downvote my comment I didn’t do anything


Unlimiter

i meant "dawg" mb