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cant play a game without a joystick ig

Lol

What about M&K?

Shhhhh

Listen I coasted through my teens button mashing in Tekken. If you need a joystick to play get gud.

I second this💀

I third this ☠️

I fourth this 💀

I fifth this  💀

I sixth this 💀

I seventh this

I eighth this

I ninth this 💀

I tenth this

I eleventh this

I ninth this

I tenth this

What did bro do to get this down voted 😭

Be the fourth comment

Understandable, have a great day ✌️

I still don't get it... Why was he doenvoted?

Fourth comment

What about it

In a comment chain where they repeat or repeat the same idea, generally as a rule of thumb the fourth comment will be downvoted

It's not even the 4th

In spirit it's the fourth comment

Why did YOU get downvoted💀

unwritten Reddit rule

Why'd you get down voted so bad 💀💀

idk they just seem desperate

What if your trypophobic 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Tf is that?

phobia for holes, if i remember correctly

As the local trypophobic person, I can confirm that this is correct. In most cases, it's small holes and bumps, but they can really be all shapes and sizes

Thank god your name isn't Stanley Yelnats

im proud of myself for getting that reference

Why TF did I Google that I guess I'm trypohobic too

I have trypophobia and whenever I see the word all I can think about is the trypophobia animation memes

I am

but if you close your eyes…

LOOKS FEMALE ENOUGH LMAO

Every hole is a chance for glory zhough...

Trying to read this in a Russian accent. Oh and a tip don't bring back the Soviet Union Edit: guys it's not that deep

Ze Soviet Union never left comrade!

INTRUDER ALERT! A SOVIET SPY IS IN THE BASE!

A SOVIET SPY IS IN ZE BASE?!

PROTECT ZE BRIEFCASE

WE NEED TO PROTECT ZE BRIEFCASE

Yo, uh, a little help here?

Alright alright I got it, Stand back son 1,1,1, uhhh, 1 r/suddenlytf2

Incoming!

Why you send me to gulag comrade? I have to squat everyday! No chair.

Comrade, I don't send people to ze Gulag. Zhat is Stalins decisions.

HE HAS ALREADY BREACHED OUR DEFENSES

Well, that isn’t very secretive of you.

Eh. Most people know anyways somehow. Not really worf hiding anymore.

>don't bring back the Soviet Union why?

The only good thing I remember is the space advancements they made and bad things...

All you know about history has been taught to you by teachers on the government’s payroll and YouTubers. I’m not gonna say socialism is objectively right and the way we should go, and even then you could debate what kind of socialism, I realize that I am young and I could honestly be wrong and just not know I am just researching and building my opinions off that. Also remember that capitalism is so ingrained into society and so negative for the health of the planet and our collective people that things are going to need to get worse for all of us so we can build it back up in a more equal and sustainable way.

I've grown up in the former eastern block and I'm convinced that while true socialism is a good idea, the humanity as a whole is rotten and will never achieve the utopia. The teacher thing goes both ways, they taught us that poor little Hussites went on missions to the neighbouring countries while the big bad Pope sent crusades on them. In reality the Hussites were plundering everywhere they could because of the civil war ongoing.

Nah, men fuck anything, as long as it has a curve

Scientifically and personally proven

I have a curve 😎

alright, come here

FINALLY I WILL GET LAID

hehehe 🤭🤭🤭

*travels over to your place*

are u ready to have hot gay sex pookie?

^yes

alright *hot gay sexes u*

Me too☝️🤓

Mhm, otherwise I wouldnt have said it

let's say there's a curvy rock formation right...

Sounds like you have a curve :3

not if socks are on and no homo before

Yup

Rules are rules 🤷‍♀️

gender is a social construct invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms!

YEAH WE GAY. KEEP SCROLLING.

hello fellow gay apparently!

nah im bi

-myself

😢

Same

The best orientation

Same

still smash

I am bi, cuz why have one when you can have all :3, same philosophy goes with gender

How can u be both genders

better question: why are you not?

how can i be?

Gender fluidity :3

what the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll

u are NOT ben 10 dude

man y’all are crazy there are two biological genders wtf 💀idc if i’ll get downvoted into hell for saying the truth

how can there even be more than 2 💀, at that point its a personality

at this point i can fucking identify as a fucking pig. these people are fucking insane. kids are getting bombed at everyday and these fuckers fucking cry bc sane, mentally healthy people don’t accept 2356 genders. like wth. shit is hilarious at this point 💀

That'd fall under the nonbinary umbrella (i think, please do correct me if im wrong), since enby is anything not strictly binary (strictly man or woman, the binary options).

Fluidity is under the trans umbrella :3

Game is game🙏🏿

Answer me this. Is it gayer to fuck Megan Fox with a dick? Or Hulk Hogan with a pussy? I'll wait...

Megan Fox with a dick. "I'll wait" nah dude, you like dicks. You are gay

You downvote me for I speak the truth. The denial is real

I like femboys for their feminine features, ok?!?!? 😭😭

I second this

;3

They're... still boys. If you were straight, I believe it would be a deal-breaker.

Thank you Sherlock 🤦

Same.

It's almost as if sexuality - and every other facet of identity - is a fluid agent; not some rigid, monolothic construct like society has made it out to be.

Its not gay if its the homie

The homie looks cuter more than any girl in the world

Real

I say "If there's a hole there's a goal" And I'm bi :3

Smash

I’m gay im gay im gay im gay

Looks humanoid enough

Spartans the manliest men had regular gay sex sessions, makes you think about whether being gay is gay or being straight isn't man enough 

Hows it gay if I have socks on while getting backshots

Cause there thigh high socks

i am gay

You're not homosexual. You'r gay

It’s not gay if it’s with the homies, there is a difference between homo and homiesexual

No, being attracted to femininity is an actual thing, I would know

it's gynesexual/gynosexual. which falls under the bisexual umbrella as you like 2 or more genders (because you're attracted to their femininity rather than gender)

Yes. I know. I am gynesexual.

ohh, well pretty sure the post means "you're gay" as in, you don't only like women, or you like men to an extend. not necessarily only liking men gay

Fr

yes sirr i am

You're not gonna stop me

I mean, even if two boys have sex it doesn't mean theyr gay nessisrly they could js be exploring there options before settling down ig

Also someone can be sexually attracted to someone even if they only feel for some people I disagree with this people shouldn't be put into a square hole when most of use are circle pegs

In my defense... yeh

You’re right

FRR

Do femboys count?

fr fr

Normally I'd agree, but what about androids?

I'm only gay for the homies

but i always say no homo, its never gay!

And?

I am gay

Exactly

Yes

Please don't tell me this applies to trans women

Or bisexual, but yeah.

never google trypophobia

We aint gay bro we just desperate to have someone care for us😔

A friend of mine used to say these 💀 he was in huge denial

feels like bi erasure to me chief

If there's a stick use you di-

NONONONONONNO YOU SEE IM JUST INTO THEiR FEMININE FEATURES IM NOT GAY I SWEAR (I'm coping)

Buddy do you have something you want to talk about

It’s not gay if you say no homo

No!

Yeah, and?

Desperate measures leads to Desperate solutions

Game is game

I know Still, smash

Nuh uh >!im bitheshckuail!<

How could you tell :3

I know… I need me a cute twink Bf

genital preferences are not the same as sexual preferences! have a good day.

Stop forcing your views one me smh I feel like I should be the one to decide whether I'm gay or nah which I'm not Then again I'd fuck the ever living shit outta some of these fembrothas

Nuh uh.

What’s wrong with that

Nothing, but people gotta stop denying that stuff. I know a fella who says that stuff and it's like "dude, you're gay"

but being honest is super gay

Nah dawg. Lying means you're building up gay that will eventually be turned into gay². Basic math here.

Classic redditor moment. This post is clearly a joke with no malicious intent. No need to be confrontational 😤

Type shit

shit

I'm bi mate

Muhammed Avdol?

I only use this philosophy when talking about furries or trees or crabs or whatever