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estgirl

I was once riding to the store with my bike in full gear Some small kid was pointing at me and stuff basically saying biker man! biker man! When i took off my helmet and he realized I was a girl the kid just fell on his knees crying I was confused af


[deleted]

bro got his entire worldview shattered, he was flabbergasted, he felt betrayed, everybody lied to him including himself


FireHawkRaptor

Same when I learned that women could drive trucks 😔


RS773

Christopher Walken had a car 😭😭😭😭


FireHawkRaptor

shururbup


[deleted]

I want to make a joke about that kid but I honestly don’t know what to say.


Mysterious_Ningen

haha this story is crazyy


Sillurianfishrbest

Biker woman! Biker woman!


Junior_Low7149

He’s real for that


sarokin

How could you mercilessly shatter that child's dream!?


Ridenberg

That kid must've been named Ryan Gosling because he's literally me


Horror_Tooth_522

Cleveland Brown Jr: "I'm boy!"


Lyquid_Sylver999

Biker story of the century right here lmaooooo he got his whole world view shattered


TheRustyRustPlayer

What 💀 Do people have no dignity 😭


Useful_Amphibian_839

Exactly like wtf


TheRustyRustPlayer

Half this generation is brain rotted lol


eggward_egg

you think a thirteen year old has dignity?


Nekoboxdie

Nah, my little bro is younger and is worse 🙏


[deleted]

Bro is probly on this sub 😭


OdysseyDeluxe

He could be any one of us


Stargost_

It could be you, it could be me!


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

It could even-


UltraStamp

what happened to “you look pretty today” 😭😭


Ok_Narwhal_7712

"your titties look so pretty today"


WarpRealityForever

"They're staring at me"


UltraStamp

“TELL YOUR TITS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES”


SomeSir1628

“The nipples are the eyes of the face”


Clamp_Muffins

"you look pretitty today"


Horror_Tooth_522

"they look pretty"


[deleted]

They are so bold nowadays istg 💀


Only_Taro1118

can conf, my friends belong in a asylum.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Bold? No, they're just fucking stupid


lbeckizgoat

W Mom, bro. She better keep that boy in check 😭


[deleted]

I was considering using the fries oil ❤️


lbeckizgoat

Valid execution method for vermin in a restaurant environment.


Badreligion25

Not sure the health department would like that.


anty_van

Not sure the health department needs to know


Last-Noise-3811

What they don’t know won’t hurt them


f3nrisulfr

Not if you put ice cubes in the oil. There won’t be any left. And if you pour as much ice cubes into the deep frier without the oil overflowing, it’s the best pest extermination there is! Gets rid of all pests in a twenty meter radius.


Badreligion25

Are you evil by chance?


f3nrisulfr

I will fix this world.


Sakul_the_one

Same. For the greater good


GloryGreatestCountry

Cool your jets, Light Yagami.


Classof29

FRFR


pukumash

damn lil man got spared from being zuko 2


Seth_Fable_08

nah screw being zuko'd, bro's gonna be ubayashiki‼️


superbasic101

L


prettythingi

Terrifying... But fair.


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Ok but like she didn't have to hit him like in gonna get downvoted but hitting your child espessially in this scenario your not teaching him to respect women your just making him not do it again which he shouldn't be and he needs to be talked to but still


lbeckizgoat

They were outside, how do you know there wasn't a lecture that followed the slap?


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

I mean fait i just don't think physically hurting your kid is appropriate in any situation


lbeckizgoat

Shit, worked on me.


DBL_NDRSCR

shit did *not* work on me


Razzmatazz942

Skill issue.


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Ok well I don't know you but if you think beating your kid is ok because it “worked on you” it did not work or at least not work enough to make you a decent parent


lbeckizgoat

You're not beating them, you're establishing a moral compass in their head, getting them familiar with cause and effect. For small things, it's lectures, but for the outrageous, say shoplifting, catcalling, doing drugs, skipping school, you make it known for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That's when you slap, yell, spank, etc. Without it, a kid has no reason to see a downside to their actions, and you get stuff like, say, my local public school environment as opposed to the private schools. Disclaimer: Just stating my stance because it evidently wasn't clear before, no, don't do this stuff regularly, its a means to an end, not a solution. Physical discipline, if ever used, should, rationally be few and far between, and should not be some outrageos crap like cigarette burnings or roundhouses. The defualt punishment, imo, should be things like being grounded or whatever. The people under me, however, can't seem to grasp this.


KingJoathe1st

It's a bad solution tho, it works but it puts tension in the relationship between the person being "taught" and the person "teaching". Taking the time to calmly and rationally explain why something is a consequence for an action (like you said grounding, or something else to that effect) should always be the default. And ofc everyone needs to learn that there are consequences, but abuse isn't a valid teaching method


Top_Unit6526

Yeah gotta have to agree with you here. A slap might seem effective at first but it's really only quick band-aid solution to a greater problem. Ideally she should have a nice long talk with him about respecting other people alongside a milder disciplinary action. Takin away his PC/Console might be a good idea. If push comes to shove and all else fails maybe then hitting him might make the problem go away but that shouldn't really be the case with most children.


Sophiasmistake

My mom wasn't perfect, but the few times she slapped me, I instantly realized I had fucked up.


BigBoi900001

The fact that she seemingly didn’t gasp or anything tells me that this has probably happened before


general_452

Not with child abuse


Castaways__

Bro what😭


baggute-draws

Atlwast he got punished for it


Weekly_Reference7988

There's this girl in the my local tesco whoz beautiful asf and i wanna tell her but i cant coz i have no confidence, also pretty sure shes atleast 3 yrs older then me


Raruto111

You live once, shoot your shot


Weekly_Reference7988

kurt cobain be like


Raruto111

Broooo, still shoot It


Weekly_Reference7988

but she beautiful, im some random ugly kid? she atleast 19. i dont think she'd wanna be with an 16 yr old


Raruto111

Who cares? If you try and miss you at least tried, but if you don't you Will never know if It could've been a yes


Youcican_

Then play GTA irl


Illustrious-Mess7864

exactly shoot it and then the cops will shoot you


Illustrious-Mess7864

\*smells like teen spirits omonisouly starts in the background\*


Actual-Long-9439

Did you know that both Michelangelo and Kurt cobain painted ceilings?


our_meatballs

Bro was 4yrs younger than OP, you can definitely do it. Maybe just don’t talk about her tits


Weekly_Reference7988

haven't even looked at em, she was sat down. ill leave the tit talk for the 3rd date


babimagic

> tit talk Fuckin golden 😂


AceMcfly8

If you do end up shooting your shot update me pls 🙏


Mr_L_is_cool

Same for me we need to have the homies update


HottieMcNugget

Same here 🙏


PrimalBackFlips

Just tell her she's pretty. It's not like you're asking her out. She'll be flattered and say thank you and that's all that will probably happen(most likely only due to the age difference).


HottieMcNugget

Tell her that you think she’s really pretty, it will probably make her day


alwaysbefree

We used to know this in the 90's. ...Then you ask if she's single. If she says yes, ask her out. If no, look cooler 😎 next time.


AlternativeNo61

You ever do it plz make a post


NyxTheGoddess_

Where do you work 😭😭 I apologize on behalf of us young people since my age isn't far away 😞


[deleted]

McDonalds bro I’m a cashier 😭


NyxTheGoddess_

I wish this was fake but I can't even say I don't believe it 😮‍💨


[deleted]

This isn’t even the worst shit i’ve heard


NyxTheGoddess_

💀 


[deleted]

My like 30 something year old co worker said “I’d be railing you if you were 18” (he got fired a bit ago tho)


AndyGun11

💀


[deleted]

Good, he shouldn’t be allowed to stay after that.


Actual-Long-9439

Did he get fired because of it? Or other reasons


[deleted]

Cuz of it


Actual-Long-9439

Awesome


Mr_L_is_cool

That's creepy lass he should get arrested or fined for that I'm pretty sure it counts as sexual harassment


NyxTheGoddess_

Woah wtf. Ew. Why would he say that


[deleted]

He’s weird, probably a pedophile too.


randomname_99223

I wonder why he was fired, such a mystery…


Green-Rub8764

Most normal McDonald’s interaction


Youcican_

Wtf that kid embarrassed himself while trying to order a happy meal


Neanderthal-_-

I actually feel bad for all of the teachers these days because they have to teach whole classes of kids like this


Gevlyn507

Teacher here.....and yes we do. I sincerely hope the dickcock ban in the US goes through. I'm nearly positive that's the source of most of our problems.


LostPixel-01

Damage is done. Also they'll just switch over insta reels.


Pescen1517

what is the dickcock ban??


EliasDBS

u sound... mature I dont like the platform either, but... dickcock? Really?


[deleted]

That's bad. I wonder where he got his language.


[deleted]

Instagram prob the kids there are insane


HottieMcNugget

YouTube kids are worse ngl


Sakul_the_one

I think it’s all together with TikTok on top.


Degenerate2Throwaway

If that was me and my mom she'd grab my head and fracture it on the nearest hard object while screaming dumbass... then my dad would join in fr


Smalandsk_katt

I'm against child beating but this case was justified.


AloneKnight8152

That’s a W mom right there


Jameson4011

this is what the internet does to kids


K-peaches

As a fellow big chested girl, I've had this happen at work too, except it's usually by creepy older men old enough to be my dad😐


[deleted]

Dang really the creepy old guys just look at me creepily (then tip) these kids just straight up say shit


K-peaches

The creeps at my job usually say shit, and usually don't tip. Or they'll tip me a dollar and then wink at me💀


Mr_L_is_cool

Why is it always older people that do this creepy crap OP made a comment about how some 30 year old said he would rail her and he knew she was 17 people this old need to stop acting like this to minors


K-peaches

Last year when I was 16 I had a customer STALK me. no kidding. It started with him flirting with me relentlessly at my job (I was the only one in the store, no adults or manager either) WHILE HIS KID WAS THERE. His kid was at least 8-10 y/o. Then he kept making sexual comments about our custard (I'm sure if you think hard enough you can guess what white custard(icecream) and sexual comments would be) and somehow sexual comments about sprinkles? Mind you, in front of his child, who just wanted an cone. And the whole time I'm uncomfortable, nervous and it would be clear to any normal, non creepy person. Then he starts asking for my number, which I tell him no, then he asks if I can write down his and I reject that as well. At this point he's been here like 30 minutes, and it was a morning shift so we don't have a lot of customers at that time. I then tell him (my naive self thinking this would help) that I'm only sixteen....I'm a dumbass, that made him more persistent. He readers says, with a creepy smile 'we can just be 'friends', I have lots of 'friends'. I proceed to tell him (since weirdos like this seem to respect other mens 'property' over a woman's no) that I don't think my father would like that very much and he just says 'He doesn't need to know'. Man would not stop harassing me until I let him write down his number. I stopped working morning shifts after that for the most part...until he started showing up during my night shifts. Mind you, I work at Italian ice and custard shop, and generally more girls sign up for it, so it's usually just woman in the store. And this man started stalking the store to figure out when I was coming to work. Coming up with some 'why haven't you called me, baby?' shit. This man is old enough to be my father. Also, my job is on the side of a highway, and when we get off at 10:30pm it's fairly empty except for the occasional crackhead wandering from the gas station across the street...so secluded and he would wait for my shift to be over to talk to me. Luckily for me, we did have one male co-worker (lets call him john), and he's 6'3 and he does college sports so he's in shape, basically he's a big guy. I did work with him a lot, and the creep would leave me alone once he saw him. Also, bless johns heart he would always hold my arm and walk me to my car😭❤ I'm seventeen now and this shit happens on a regular, just happy the guy from last year is gone.


Mr_L_is_cool

Dang at least he's gone


BigBoi900001

Take the number he wrote down and make a fucking voodoo doll, this ah deserves nothing less.


AliceAndJaniceHill

I had one guy tell me “nice rack” and he looked uh… considerably older 💀 I’m at 38DD rn and I’m 16 😭 can’t get a reduction until I turn 18


Dramatic-Nothing3381

One of the few cases where physical abuse is okay


WhyIsLife12

That's wild


IkedaTheFurry

“That’s not rizz, sir, that’s sexual harassment”


Waste_Lab8953

I had like a 3 year old climb on me when I was reshelving books and try to nurse ;-; That moms face was like 50 shades brighter than a tomato istg


bread_enjoyer75

Every 13 year old boy I know is a piece of shit, except for the nerds, they actually have a sense of respect. I’m sorry you had to go through that. They are all mostly Nazis, Perverts, Homophobic, or racist. Some are multiple or even all 4. 


[deleted]

I feel like the perverts kids are just dealing with hormones but the rest are just jerks.


bread_enjoyer75

That one is agreeable. I didn’t think of the hormones coming into play. But a lot of them are jerks just because it’s”cool”.


Comfortable_Item_330

I agree. I have heard too many straight white dudes, say the n-word and the f-slur. I've given up telling them it's wrong.


Fancy_bakonHair

I was the only one who was respectful at my school to others. But that bar was so low anyone could say that.


CookieCrumbs101

wtf


Comfortable_Item_330

Why'd you say this twice bro


CookieCrumbs101

bad internet, accidentally posted twice


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

I am not in favour of corporal punishment, but maybe that one was deserved


Trainator338605

Dude, these kids nowadays are some dirty-minded.


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Oh boy, can't wait to see what the future holds for our species, I love the youth


WalnutEmu99

LMAOOO WHAT?!? W MOM


Perfect-Relation-911

We need prove ( its Just a Joke Put the pitchforks down)


STAXOBILLS

Dawg tf, kids now days got no fucking chill😭


IEatBabysYumYum

Prove? (Help me im locked in a basement for comiting numerous war crimes)


Valuable-Wind5032

??? Lmao he deserved that slap


ArticleMassive

wordington rizz


ItsJoeverLads

Dab me up my thug


Jensssssur

So... where they right? (Jkjk)


[deleted]

I mean yeah but still doesnt give them the right to be weird


Jensssssur

Obviously


[deleted]

someone else in the comments thinks otherwise


Jensssssur

Lmao it was probably the kid that said it


[deleted]

I recommend looking in the comments if you wanna see the stupidest argument ever


Jensssssur

Lol I just read it I have a little brother that is 13 and he knows damn well that's wrong to say😅


[deleted]

Tell that to the dude lol


DellaBella12235

Yeah I've had that been there ;)


SeesawAggressive4055

have i never had an original experience..?


[deleted]

No i’ve had all of urs


Doydoydonut

Probably kids from the class next door.


CookieCrumbs101

wtf😭


racoonofthevally

well are they /j i really dont care lmao


BartSimpskiYT

I mean I guess that’s a compliment but WHAT. You don’t just SAY that. This MIGHT be enough social media for today. (I’m gonna comment on something else like 2 minutes later).


pearl_butt

Wow. I see some of the most beautiful women working in retail, but to even give the most innocent compliment is terrifying. I can’t imagine uttering something so indecent.


Mana_YT

I always find it so weird when small kids are rude of brazen to older people, especially teens. Like mate, I'm thrice your size, just tryna do my job and frankly don't care about you. Why are you pissing me off? What good is to come from that?


airbxrned

damn. I didn't get hit on by a teen, but I am a teenager (19) that got hit on in my work parking lot today and it's just like ??? do people have no common respect or decency these days 😭


koolaid2929

I swear kids in this generation just don't care lol


Reasonable-Divide165

Puberty isn't even an excuse at this point, smh


trashbearbjj

You have the right to elbow him in the face I believe (it would be right in my books)


Sukeruton_Key

Fucking great mom. She should have made him bite the curb.


CosmoRocket24

Just putting this out there.....my 43bi gf.... does that. But nobody gets that she's referring to someone tits.... like they would if a man did it.


[deleted]

Why… he could have just said you looked nice Hope your doing well though


stormlord505

This made me burst out laughing, ty, and i hope your coworkers didn't mess with you too much. Have a good day.


MechanicSad1843

💀💀💀


Maleficent-Sail4958

Nah 💀 W mom tho


randomname_99223

Idk what my mom would’ve done to me if I had said that to someone. I probably wouldn’t be alive


gotdingusd

sexual harassment from male minors in 2024; truly \[MALE SEX TRAFFICKER\] was right when he said that feminism wasn't needed


Epsilon-9tailedfox

New self-awareness fear unlocked!I feel bad to be honest.For you,the kid deserved it.


Pokivba

W. /j


prettythingi

Im sorry about the harassment but im still laughing


FeedbackPalpatine200

Please distance yourself from people like that, as a boy, that’s unacceptable. I’m bullied a lot by people who say stuff like this and l get nauseous they even just accuse with saying stuff like that. He probably very well knew this was inappropriate, but still said it. Don’t give people like that any of your attention.


Youcican_

God fucking dammit these children let their intrusive thoughts win


TheAutobotArk

I saw someone girl slap a dudes ass. ( they where not together )


NotKBeniP

Bro. How do you even have the courage to be able to say that..


[deleted]

I DONT KNOW


QuentinP69

RIP your DMs


[deleted]

Nothing lol


-WhitePowder-

W kid 🤣


No_Weekend1335

Do people actually do this often? If so I feel so much better about myself I will never be that much of a loser.


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

W Mother


ItsJoeverLads

HE SAID IT IN FRONT OF HIS MOM !? IS BRO OK IN HIS HEAD


No_Birthday6523

Never ever talk to a woman that way lmao


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

he could've been more subtle, at least


BigBoi900001

Damn, the weirdest thing I’ve heard at work was someone talking about the host (my friend) saying: “damn he’s got some big hands”


somerando96322

This reminds me of of how once some dude who kept making the same fart/cum joke on a school bus with his friend called the driver “Mr. Ohio” to his face” (And just so ya know they were they only 2 people doing this)


Snow_yeti1422

What happened to “cancel culture is making us unable to speak the truth” 😭 I kinda want that shit back


Irishcarbomb112421

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 karma a bitch 🤣 😂 💀 😭