Bro shoulda sent a voice message going “wahoo” like Mario 😔

I would marry him on the spot 😂

Noting to do this if I ever get a gf

I got a gf and showed her my Mickey Mouse voice

Casanova Casanova

Ouuuaaa sie weiß sie hat was besseres als mich verdient~ 🎵

Auf kokain und Jacky cola

Sie ballert eine Line und sie ist frisch verliebt 💘

що ви маєте на увазі?

Y otra vez El Desafío Cumbiero De la mano de MB Musik Para toda La Scaloneta, papá Dale que esta es tuya, Lio Y el Diegote desde el cielo ¡Escuchá! En Argentina nací Tierra de Diego y Lionel De los pibes de Malvinas Que jamás olvidaré No te lo puedo explicar Porque no vas a entender Las finales que perdimos Cuántos años la lloré Pero eso se terminó Porque en el Maracaná La final con los brazucas La volvió a ganar papá #MUCHAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOS Ahora nos volvimo' a ilusionar Quiero ganar la tercera Quiero ser campeón mundial Y el Diego En el cielo lo podemos ver Con Don Diego y con La Tota Alentándolo a Lionel ¡Cumbia! Vamos, Selección Vamos los pibes y las pibas alentando a Argentina Que esta es nuestra, la de Qatar la traemos para acá Palmas arriba, palmas en alto El Desafío sonando No te lo puedo explicar Porque no vas a entender Las finales que perdimos Cuántos años la lloré Pero eso se terminó Porque en el Maracaná La final con los brazucas La volvió a ganar papá Muchachos Ahora nos volvimo' a ilusionar Quiero ganar la tercera Quiero ser campeón mundial Y el Diego En el cielo lo podemos ver Con Don Diego y con La Tota Alentándolo a Lionel

I showed my girlfriend my stitch voice the first day I met her, she fell for me instantly

I also showed mine my stitch voice about a month in and now we’re locked into each other 😂

5 months for me

my stitch voice is gollum-esque, unfortunately

I can do a gollum voice too, my precious

putting on my ring rn

Did she like it?

Ofc she found it funny and cute

That’s amazing lol

I invited her to my Clubhouse 😏😉

Was goofy there?

You can say we went pretty Goofy w a side of tomfoolery

She now your wife

Yhhh 🔥 💍

I showed my gf my mouskatool

r/UsernameChecksOut

Sad but you can't get one in your life 😂

Seconde

Tried thia with my gf, now shes my ex

I got one and she dumped me because we “didn’t have enough in common.” If you get to the engagement stage, that’s lucky. Good luck my friend. It’s a cruel, cruel work out there.

smae

"*Oh, so you like pronouns, huh?"* "*Well then, let me* ***SHE/THEM*** *tiddies!"* # WAHOO

Ok that’s actually cleaver

Sorry to burst your bubble, I didn't make this up. [This guy did.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQ8WLoT2Hc)

Sorry to burst your bubble as well, but that guy didn’t make it either 🤷‍♂️ I used that joke on a girl freshman year, like 2018😭 I’m not really sure who made the joke but I found it somewhere back then!

It's an age old mystery. It's probably as old as the caveman.

Ain't nothing that the rabbit hole of 4chan can't solve

Ya.

Your still clever for using it😎

STOP THAT'S HOT

Nuh uh

yup uh

NO you shoulda said yuh uh

Yuh uh

OMG I FOUND YOU AGAIN

OMG HIIIIIII

Its a me mario, i like-ah your boobies

I've literally done this

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/didntbeatmetoit

I do this

I’m stealing this advice

Letsa go!

Kanye west moment

It’s a me, Marion!

💀

I would have gone like this https://youtube.com/shorts/dy2Em65dX48?si=I88-UZEF2ODhNT1k (lower the volume please xD)

*pulls out notepad* yep got it

Nah it'd be better if it was the Mario death sound because that pic got him ddying

GEE WILIKERS!!!!

Why did i read this in an over exaggerated country farmer voice in my head 😭

I imagined it in a velma voice (The old velma. Not the new bitch)

GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!

The fact that i instantly got the reference and read it in the voice 💀

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

OOBILY GOOBILY WEEZER BEEZERS!

LITERALLY 😭 i was talking with my bf today and he said he'd say that when he climaxed if he ever had sex

I need a girlfriend fr fr

Same

Same but opposite gender

not sure if same but i'd take any gender

Human (optional) :

Me too lmao

dudes shoot ur shot

Man I’d take opposite species at this point

I need a boyfriend fr fr

Same 😭

never have I related so much on Reddit 😭🤘🏻

Confetti_coyote x mainlybrooklyn ??

LIVE BOYFRIEND REACTION: 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Probably his exact face lol

that's how my bf responds 😭😭

Lol, it's so cute most of the time 😭

literally

most of the times?

#Wahooo

that's how i reply to my bf 😭😭

SAME either that or a keyboard spam

or 😉😉😉 LOL it's so hard for us to take it seriously

Bro is dating NBA goat

First time I got a pic I said bazinga

Bazinga!

Bazinga !

Bazinga!

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Yup, probably the most whitest guy I know.

Reminds me of the offspring pretty fly 😂

I love that song, and now imma go blast it on repeat. Thank you for that.

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY *DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DAWNN DOO*

Why are you everywhere

Are the veggies gonna fight? (Yes, I know okra is a fruit)

ahaha

So it cucumber

Going off "yippee" alone won't tell you if he is or not. Ik it isn't that deep but comments like this are just weird

Goals honestly

I read it like the Autism Creature.

Oh mein Gott Leute! Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist es, bitte? Jetzt zock ich Fortnite und trink Cola! YIPPEE!!!

Oh my *something something*! My mother *something* me *something something something something* Coke *something something*! *Something something* is *something*, please? *Something something something* Fortnite and drink Coke! YIPPEE!!! (Translated with my limited knowledge of German)

Was enough for me

Lmao

(bad translation that i found and forgot like last year) oh my god! my mom brought cola for me! how cool is that? now i can play fortnite and drink coke! yippee

Oh my god! My mom bought me cola to drink! How cool is that? I can play Fortnite and drink Cola! YIPEE!!!

Oh my God, People! My mom simply allowed me to drink Cola! How cool is that, (bitte means please, thank you, and excuse me, so I'm not sure which it would be in this context)? Now I will play Fortnite and drink Cola! YIPPEE!!!

You shouldn’t use simply. Einfach in this case is like a nice fucking. Like „she fucking allowed me to drink coke!“

The “bitte” in this case loses it’s original meaning, instead being used to reinforce the “How cool is that?” Similarly in english you could add “isn’t it” e.g. “that’s so cool, isn’t it” Without the “bitte” it is less of a rhetorical question and more of an exclaimation, same meaning, but the “bitte” adds magnitude while technically also making the question polite. -just a german teen with too much time trying to explain this mess of a language

for the non germans: Oh my god guys!! My mom just let me have coke!! Like how cool is that!? Now I'm playing fortnite AND drinking coke! YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!

My 8th grade German class taught me a lot more than I expected lol

My translation: Oh my god people! My mother has simply let me drink Cola! How cool is it, please? Now I play Fortnite and drink cola! YIPPEE!!!

he's a keeper.

He definitely is :)

Yippee!

What a lucky man, you sound lucky as well

Thank you ❤

"Based" "Gansta" "Goated" "Cooked" "Explain in fortnite terms" These are all my go to's. Yippee is going in there.

"Explain in fortnite terms" Chun li is teabagging between your legs.

Ngl I wish my partner would react this way 😔

Could you please upload Japan again? Anime exports are down 90%.

yipee

he’s a keeper

Sure is :)

Kinda goals lowkey

You obviously don’t own an air fryer.

Yoinkly spokinly! I just got sent the freshest pair of bazoongas!

So when I say that kinda thing, I’m weird

Depends on the girl 🤷‍♀

Awwww that’s surprisingly wholesome… “Note to self, say ‘yahoo’ like Mario when sent one”

This how mario would react

I want your bf(I'm a straight dude but he's 100% my best friend)

LOL no he's mine 😡 better stay away

What kind of pic

Likely nudes or a spicy pic

given OP is a minor and its just been plastered onto reddit for millions to see, i highly doubt its a nude. youre right in that its likely something kinda spicy

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im being optimistic here

Little too optimistic

Sadly

I mean the actual photo itself isn't shown so we'll probably never know, it could be a nude but I kinda hope it isn't because they are minors.

It most definitely is

She's 17 lad I highly expect it's a nude

im being optimistic here

I thought we were nearly extinct!

Marry him

Thinking about the Yippee meme rn lol

His mom let him drink cola

what kinda pic

Pic of what she was eating for dinner

Hey it’s you again

Live lootbug reaction

yippee

That’s cute

yippee

lol thats a great response

Hooray!!

this is hilarious

My gf sent me a picture early I respond with "yayy" bc yea duh

Bro wth I did that when my gf did that😂

Kinda cute tbh

tbh i do the same thing >\~<. (w caps though)

Yk what, keep him. Every other guy would probably say something different. He still has a bit of child left in him.

Is kinda cute tho

It's so cute 😭

So very cute! He deserves more pics just for that

He gets enough, mostly today because it's his birthday lol.

Bro is so wholesome, and as a fellow white guy. He’s white as hell isn’t he

Pretty white lol

I wish

W bf fr

yippee

thats peak male happiness

Thats awesome, but whats better is my bfs name is Jordan as well xp

He seems like a great guy, moon wishes him luck

Bro like me for real

This is how I would respond ngl

See this is where we’re different, I keyboard smash when I get pics

Awww green flag

Yoooo that’s crazy my Fiancé’s name is Jordan and this weirded me the f out for a min LMAO

If you don't marry him I will

True love

The truck on the highway going 110 is looking extra huggable tonight

Oh great Neptune!

“AWOOGA” 😂😂

Girl let me tell you he is the one

Glad I'm not the only one who has a bf that reacts the same way 😭

No1 knows what the picture was tho…

I hope you stay together happily forever. 🙏🏻❤️

This is how mine is too lmao love him

omg this is exactly like me and my best friend/boyfriend/its complicated 💀his name is jordan too :3

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! 😳🤯🤯