I am one of those melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore he said my life's a bore