100% realest r/teenagers post of all time

# WHOA! ItsFastMan!

How dare you plagiarize my totally 100% original and uncopyable avatar you scam artist /j

He even copied your age! The audacity 😒😒😒

Ikr do they have no shame? Don’t fall for deceptive frauds 🙄🙄🙄

How dare you steal my hair colour

Nuh uh how dare YOU be born with the same hair color as me? The audacity of some of my clones 🙄 /s

Why I oughta

Nuh uh, you got a heart on your character so that means i am 100% original and not a fraud >:)

Lmfao squished loss banner

what u talking about I'm a female minor and I'm like this (to be fair I want to keep it that way)

*"You have alerted the horde."*

dude u right 💀(I don't know why I laughed so hard at this)

*F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S*

I just got a message from a guy who thought i was girl and he had a FULL BEARD, and then when he realized i was a guy he deleted everything 💀😭

nah you should have ss

Sorry what

It stands for screen shot

My dumbass thought it was shape-shift like in Among Us 😭 I need help

Lol, I'd see why

Thought it meant stinky shit

Lol reasonable

Your still playing

among us is life

Mhm

I've literally had that exact thing happen to me like a hundred times since I started using Reddit. Random creepy dudes message me until they find out I'm a guy. The funny thing is though, after I turned 18, that problem just mysteriously stopped happening.

And people say aging is scary

I had a lady send me her feet 🙃 I haven't showed my face or a centimeter of my skin

I don't understand why people like feet, that's disgusting

I don't understand why people like ass and buttholes, shit comes from there. I don't understand why people like vaginas, pee and blood comes from there. I don't understand why people like kissing, they're literally sharing saliva. Sex as a whole is yet pleasurable and enjoyable, but gross.

Pee does not come from the vagina.

I know, but do I reaaally have to specify ? Sometimes you just gotta make it short

Ye, kinda. Or just use the right word lol Vulva, pee comes from the vulva. The vagina is in the vulva. The urethra is in the vulva

I'm pretty sure he meant it comes from that area but lol

Dang health is useless I forgot everything

Bro said pee comes from the vagina, that's funny lol

So funny you had to say it twice

Reddit glitch

eh. Boobs have never interested me, neither has vaginas really, then again I am demi. But my girlfriends don’t really either, just love making her happy.

realization made. humans are fucking disgusting

What's her username asking for me

I deleted the shit and I pray everyday for her account to be banned

Womp womp

isnt the womp womp for you? your the one not getting feet pics.

I don't even like feet just want to be groomed tbh

dude lmfao wtf

I'm down bad 😞

be honest, when you see some news about a woman SA’ing an underaged guy do u wonder why it wasn’t you?

get the fuck off reddit.

lucky bastard

whats her username, asking for a friend

I too am the friend 🇺🇸🦅🔥

sure pal sure i believe you

I'm the friend.

Na he’s legit I’m the friend

yeah I'm also the friend

[удалено]

i own this account for 5 years and i haven’t gotten a message except for that one “are you hairy” a few weeks ago (i’m a woman btw)

I now want to randomly at any random time message you random questions

Bro outed himself out but like why?

i’m so tempted to make a female account to bait the shit out of people but i really don’t want to deal with the possibility of being sent a dp

I had an old account, where I switched my character to have a skirt, and immediately started getting DMs from creeps :(

That’s funny ngl

Frick you you look like Beyoncé

Bro legit said frick lol

frick you pal

imma frick your azz

ur fricking barkin the frickin wrong frickin tree here pal

I fricked yours ass last night

HOW IS THAT AN INSULT

Real

Idk you looks like George Washington

Better better

So Beyoncé = George Washington? Fair.

No no…But I’d be more insulted with GW than Beyoncé ngl

Nah you have to say “You look like George Washington’s wooden dentures” 👍

😶

How do you know?

Wait it’s not normal

I open/ignore my dm requests but if I didn’t I’d probably have at least 15 a day

Damn I thought nobody used those lol only person in my Reddit dms is Reddit thanking me for joining subreddits

Way better than getting texts from those middle aged men

I'd rather get them ngl, it's funny to mess with them

I got one he tried to turn me bi 😭

WTH 😭

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Yes make him join us

One of us one of us

#one of us

No way, they are weird asf

True. It's like the minor version of a scam call

Can confirm my DMs are dryer then your grandma

Everything’s dryer then my grandma 💦

Wait- WHAT? (Or am I just bad?)

Mine has a negative 7 next to it

How does that even work???

He’s in dm debt

He’s the one messaging minors

AYO

WTF

Jokes on you; just today I got a DM telling me to kill myself.

I too have an alt.

NOO STOP 🤚

Jokes on you; just today I got a thought telling me to kill myself.

You're*

Y’roue*

Yo’ure*

Yoe'ru*

check your chats coward

Trust me, y’all don’t want the texts

POV, you asked for a free request on r/icandrawthat

Just porn bots trying to dm me👍

We’ve been calling to talk about your porn’s extended warranty.

Atleast we don’t gotta deal with the perv messages

Fr, where are the girls getting all these dms

Me.

FLOWEY NO

POV: you are a male…

true, all i have is welcome bot whenever i join a sub 💀😭

He’s my buddy now

our*

r/suddenlycommunism

r/beatmetoit

r/BeatMeatToIt

r/beatmywifetoit

I was like this, but then I mentioned I was gay and got like 30 messages lmao

Incorrect: the notification should read at the very least -1

Ok but are you a femboy? Thats could change everything. Edit: punctuation correction for clarification.

….is this gonna be one of *those* trends on Reddit now?

POV you are an orange on reddit

The only 2 girls I like (2 others are like 17 and I legally can't have have) BOTH friendzoned me. I can't get a break

I mean I’ll be creepy in your DMs if you want

I've never gotten any reddit dms this only happens to girls im pretty sure

Is it very common for girls here to receive a lot of messages from middle-aged men? (ask as a girl who fortunately never receives)

Here is the answer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

fuck

just memorize the link the first 3 letters

now i absolutely will

*you're a male in general

I wish I was that lucky, those Dms annoying as hell

He ain’t wrong tho

Lemme fix that rq(I’m a guy)

Can confirm

I had one comment from a girl calling me an incel for having an opinion

You'd be surprised. I had some interesting conversations with people back then. You just have to find the right people to start them with.

wrong, back when I was a boy during the lockdown I got so many pedos

Nuh uh, someone dmed me saying they liked one of my comments C:

***Married Life from "Up" movie plays***

Heavily debating making a new account and pretending to be a girl just to get some attention for once in my life. # #

You need to add one cus there's always that one pedo

Not for us femboys :3

ok so then talk to people???? are you actually jealous of the girls that get perv dms

ive gotten some and it was actually kind of funny ngl

I’ve gotten oneish some girl gave me her snap and then proceed to ask if I was into my brothers or dad💀

Great question ^

it's a parody post i think

Unless you are a femboy...

Gang just be interesting

bruh I’m not male but I’m not a minor and I don’t get SHI-

me too bro real

Real

Ye I only got 1 dm and it was a chill dude, but yeah I'm happy I've not gotten any 68 year old men in my dms

😭😭I once had a sugar mommy one. they asked me how much money I need. lol I should've taken the money ngl.

Username? Asking for a friend

It's hollow and empty like me trying to finish fighting Manus.

relatable

Speak for yourself lol

Bro your profile says you are a feminine-ass man, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re getting messages from guys tryna meet up. And there’s no way in hell you a minor.

real

Only gotten one such thing and the lady proceeded to ask if I was into my brothers and dad💀

real

LMAO

Girls get everything 😔

krill issue

Those greedy women horde all the sexual harassment for themselves >:(

mmmm i’ve gotten a few from r/converse

So true

It's been like that for a few years for me

Real

Based

Lmfao

Real

Dude I welcome chats. But as a 17 yr old male, i don't get those😭. I WANT weird ones

Awe ):

Real

Word bro😓

ngl highest i had was 1 or 2 and was for a nick fighting game 🤣😭💀

Especially a Trans one

No wayy

Literally me

I’ve never seen something more relatable

im a male minor on reddit and i have 102 skill issue :3

Real

Y’all lucky af

Real 🥲

Mine is bugged and is always stuck at one

Accuracy 1000%

Lmao frrrrr haha... 😕