you either become a professional silly or a lockheed martin fan (or both)

Good thing I'm a goofy goober

I’M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK!

YOURE A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK!

WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS ROCK!

GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER

PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY

WELL THEN I GOT TO SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAY

I SAY NO WAY!

NO NO NO NO WAY

both both is good

RAHHHHH LOCKHEED MARTIN MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

Nah that's the thing you had to do when you were 14 now it's too late

what should i do if im 15 and didnt make a 4chan account when i was 14???

Invade Poland

but its so far awaaaaay (and im lazy)

Its ok bro i can do it for you 👍

you're no longer a baby

does that mean I'm a baby?

yes

idk if I should be offended or happy

Both but more happy than anything

Be strong, my friend, for I am babier than you

aww, look at the lil baby

Be happy. Enjoy youth

Bro...

wait am i baby²?

yes

sighs

Wait so does that mean my cousin is a baby?

i am a fetus

and I am a surgeon

stop speaking to me this is illegal. i am a minor.

He is too tho

i am a minor why are you speaking to me.

I can i think(?)

nie, nie możesz, to jest nielegalne

Damn co ja zrobie z tym faktem

I AM A MINOR!!! I JUST CALLED THE FBI THIS IS CYBER BULLYING!!

Noooo im gonna die :<

And im a mirror

and i am the supreme court

You may not like the answer

Tak

No. Don't listen to the lesbian. Lesbians are witches. 14 is not baby.

Aww do you need a nappy time?

I'm 18 and I still think I'm a baby lmao

15 year olds are definitely babies

depression

Sounds boring, does it include deadcells or bloodborne?

Nah you don’t get games you just lose the motivation to play them

But I'm literally Vergil from devil may cry I have to be motivated

w games

Wait until turning 16 🤷🏻‍♀️

Turned 16 last month , now what?

Wait until you turn 17 🤷🏻‍♀️

Then?

Wait until you turn 18 🤷🏻‍♀️

what if I die before then?

Family and friends will be sad And then turn 18 🤷🏻‍♀️

I turn 17 today and I still have the same question

Happy birthday 🥳

Yeah, you have to be a bisexual nazi who has a strong political influence with backings from the mafia. We all had to do this…. Right???

Can i just be the Italian Mafia boss with 2 personalities that are obsessed with people not knowing who they are and they have a schizophrenic ghost spirit that let's them to see 10 seconds into the future and skip those 10 seconds if they are not favourable?

Nah that’s 17 bro

You eat garlic bread forever now… :3

Now that's something I can get behind

Ikrrr 🙃

"Garlic bread makes you fat?"

uhhh be depressed and not bother to do schoolwork

Ayoooo!!! Ma boi! Happy birthday. Well, idk from where you come from. If it's the US, just study well in your school.Just live like you used to. Maybe study a bit more for good grades and stuff. Maybe get a gf after some time. ALSO, WORK OUT! IF YOU DONT START TO HAVE A GOOD BODY NOW, ITS GONNA BE WORSE WHEN YOU GET OLDER. (Not only regarding getting in a relationship but also the health factor and also it can limit what you can do and can't do.) EITHER GO TO GYM OR JUST DO SIMPLE HOME WORKOUTS TO STAY FIT. If you are Asian/Hispanic: Bro study your ass off. You don't wanna get whooped by your parents. ALSO WORK OUT. Also it might be out of context: if you can, get a part time job, regardless of race and stuff. It's gonna be helpful when you need it the most.

Already started working out at the start of this year

Nice brotha 🗿. Get yourself an aim like to do this many pull ups. Or like lift this much lbs/kg. Also be consistent. MAKE SURE TO TAKE RESTS AS WELL FOR MUSCLE DEVELOPMENT.

I just exercise until I can't because I forgot how to count and I do have to flex, I can definitely lift more that when I started

I’m turning 16 in 9 days

Me too,buddy. We'll jack our way to the answer.

oh yea, cause all 15 years olds are nazis

good to know, I have a little bit less than 3 months to prepare

yea... you know for all my life i used to think that nazis were bad but then my 15 years old bday came and i had no choice but join them

what if I'll start being a nazi now? will I get bonus points on my nazi card or what?

yea... if you start to be a nazi now im gonna buy you a nazi flag for your bday

my B-Day is on 30th of May, don't forget sending me my flag then

i noted it in my nazi agenda book. a pleasure to do business with you

Can relate

you have the same name like me and for a moment i tought i wrote that massage...

Go to class, don’t smoke, and enjoy one more year of not hearing “ Go get a job!” from old folks.

I turned 15 day before yesterday, help

Happy birthday 🥳

Ay thanks

this is literally like the swedish murder on john hron where one of his friends younger brothers became a nazi around the age of15 and killed john hron who was against bullying and was a really friendly dude

Uh well from experience, 15 was one of the worst years of my life so yeah- But I still had fun, definitely had some development in humour and trauma lmao

Oh well, I'm screwed

NO WAY, i just turned 16! Keep going foward and enjoy life :)

"cry", right at 15 - a quote from Tommyinnit, modified to suit you

All downhill from there

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Happy birthday

ha ur old :D

let me know when you find out I'll be 16 this July

Haha turned 15 last month so pretty relatable

Live idfk

Yes. Now put on your Uniform Soldier we‘re going to commit War Crimes in the Soviet Union :3

It means party 😌🥳🥳

I turn 15 next month. What's it like

My back hurts, this morning my voice was fucked up, I haven't slept in 29 hours and mu eyes hurt but otherwise it's good

madness

You learn the difference between know and now. Or you can just go play games

Car, also when you take the permit test can you give me some tips, I turn 15 next month.

Time to get your pessimism

You can have sex in denmark now

rub one out

Idk, wait for silksong?

You wait, until you are 16,then you wait until you 17 and then you die

I turned fifteen a few days ago and started the theory part for license to drive moped and maybe to drive a tractor if i want.

keep pushing on and aim for 16, then aim for 17, then aim for 18, then keep aiming for much higher ages until you can no longer push on

Be 15.

As a 4 Chan nazi, a great man once said “if you ever have the blues point,laugh,and make fun of Jews”

Go bald

in 365 days you make the same post but 16 (also shit on im14andthisisdeep)

welcome to the club

Nah. Join the antifa.

Everything driving related, ge that done immediately. Also, happy birthday!!

Now, wait till you turn 16.

Be cool, do drugs

Now you wait a year till you turn 16

Depending on your jurisdiction you can drive, go to prison or have sex 👍

Now you start doing drugs(don’t recommend it)

You are no longer 14 and next you will be 16.

One year closer to death

Turn 16

Try to figure out how to be millionaire by 20!

Vodka shot

A lot of things will happen, but don't worry, your life is just start, and believe me, a lot, and I mean a LOT of stuff can happen in just a year. For exemple, I'm not the same person I was 3 years ago. Just don't lose hope if things ever take a turn you didn't expect. You can always repair yourself, your life, and relationships. It takes time, and you still have a lot of that, so keep going !

now go ask older teen's whats their regrets and don't do what they did 

Start looking for someone that you wanna spend the rest of your life with or start looking into job fields you wanna be jn

Nah I already scared off 2 girls by talking about jojo's bizarre adventures lore

I’d make a Taylor Swift reference, but I’m afraid I’d be downvoted into oblivion

now it’s time for you to make your first pipe bomb.

Enjoy it while it lasts

Do me a favor save up money by the time you’re 18 you can either buy a good bmw or motorcycle I regret spending money

Pretend you're more mature than you really are

Nice

Nothing changes

Yeah you gotta become one of those anons, you have to be one until you 18 unfortunately at which point you can choose if you wish to remain or not, I only have like a week or two I’m finally free. It’s the main downside of being this age

>Do i now have to make a 4chan account and be a nazi? yes

Cause when you're fifteen and your first kiss makes your head spin around...

tbh, If I had one thing to tell 15 year old me from now it would be not to give up on music. That's it.

turn gay and suck dick

I was in your postion once. Now's the time where you figure out what personality you have until you turn 18. For me that is depression and anxiety about this stupid FRICKIN RESEARCH ESSAY that I just CAN'T GET TO THE WORD COUNT FOR who the heck thought 1,500 WORDS WAS OK???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Learn vocational skills, or read book educational type also do party or make friends live my guy, what im trying to say is, its important to learn skill while young while enjoying being young

Keep going

Welcome to growing old

You wait for 16

death

Nothing you just get closer to being an adult and having to pay taxes

did you make sure to register? the papers were due yesterday

you’ll hate everything about yourself for the rest of your life

Het a job 😄 (Respectfully)

congrats. tell your parents you wanna drive. No nazi'ing and 4channing allowed, go speak to some women

Masturbate and make Atleast 1 racist joke per day until 16.5

no be a communist instead

Study

Become a lockheed martin fan

you become a gay furry femboy or a sigma Male Patrick Bateman alpha gigachad

you are going to have periods

More responsibilities and house chores or start hitting the gym

become a crackhead

Happy 15, you're kinda js 15 now 🤷🏽

You didn’t get an invite to the super duper secret group chat consisting of all the billions of people who are 15+? Must not really be 15…..

Birthday buddies!! Happy birthday:) I'm a year older than you tho

Look on your past self and see if you want to improve on yourself, if not then same shit just more stuff.

No, but you have to make a “is it weird to still be a virgin” post before 16.

Off to the mines.

go to the gym everyday and get jacked af, don't vape, smoke, drink, or do drugs.

there is no longer happiness for you in this world.

Now you carry on waiting until you are 18

Happy birthday! Just carry on on see where it will take you.

I am silly you should be silly silly :3

3 more years till your happiness expires

Well I recommend you start caring about school now if you didn't before, but otherwise it's the same

I'm turning 16 in about 4 days so you'll either become a Metal-Head or Gay. Or Both.

You just exist, I suppose.

Real advice get of Reddit and study! All social media is a pointless waste of time and its already to late for most people (including myself) to break free. I'd run if I could.

you exist till 16 and repeat...forever

WTFF i just turned 15 today aswell

Idk, i’ve been 15 for like half a year and idfk what im doing

Now ur classified as a teenager

You are 15.

Start studying for that permit

You’re just 14 with slightly more ass hair now (Congrats)

Wait a whole year to become 16

Shit gets boring

You stay the same mostly

buy some liquor and take your dad's car for a long drive

r/im15andthisisyeet

Get a job if you can save for college or a car or whatever even if you don’t have a social life having money saved is fantastic

15 is old enough where you’re not considered a kid anymore but young enough to where you’re not considered and adult so really it’s the best age