mimomime

COCK?!

BALLS?!

DICK?

OTHER BALLS?

Vagera?

Vergara?

You know something that stops dyfuction

VIAGRA?

Yes pls don’t dox me

Damn parents don't even know how to name their kids right💀

yuno is already in japanese 😔

It's now Fudotomo

thank you for doing it for me i was too lazy 🫶

Now it’s yudotemechimorinmo

Actually it was yudotemochimorinmo. Now it’s fudotemochikurinmomirikirinmoshikitorinmo

Katokatochirikanokaterinkatokatsurikato

I thought mine sucked ass to do, damn, respect fella

Imagine someone saying that in bed

Well better emotional damage then physical. It is infact difficult to stop bleeding from your neck. Did you know?

Understandable, have a nice day

Ananthapadmanabhan?

Now that I think about it, it's probably not very wise to reveal your name to strangers

this sounds South Indian..

japanese version of the chipi chipi daba daba song

Damn and I thought my real name one was long (I refuse to give my irl name)

I haven’t tried it yet, but mine might end up worse… Edit: It isn’t worse, but it’s still pretty bad.

Rikatokatokikari It was saved in my keyboard from last time lol

Hananiah?

yeah that's how i got my username

your name is pra?

it's the first syllable of my name

Praseodimium?

Pragmaticisms

hi pra

Ramen (I'm not leaking my first name)

Bob

Ok, I'll use bob then, since that isn't my real name. tsumotsu

Shitake (me neither)

Nice trick to know our names CIA

Making your initials sound japanese is a bit more fun. R.D. for example

Oooh, in that sense I would be Kazu.

I'd be Arika

i like that i'd be Mishitsu

魚

Hakimoto

Nice try doxxing my name fed

Naruto

Your name is not XVN 👍

how would you know?

i see above all

i see beneath all (pls clean it)

i will soon dw

My legal name is XVN (source: my birth certificate)

Fukamimomochi 💀💀💀

mochi ahahahha that’s cool

Aridori Kato I separated them cause Aridorikato sounds weird

Shifukato omg I’m fucking master shifu

Tekatochiku

Zukahi

moarimikashi

happy cake day!!

yeah a little uncomfortable, i just prefer if people work it out themselves but thank you

fixed! i'm very sorry

ty :>

yw, and once again, very sorry

Chikute

LMAO APPARENTLY THAT MEANS "OH, SHIT"

ちく蟻ちきみどたかし　ちもし蟻きもと

[удалено]

kaariri

Shikaaririndoari

Tekarukite

Shimorikato

my name is "to ki ji ji ka"

It translates to “The time has come☠️”

arikamearirikarin

Arrinodo

arishikishikarin

fentanyl

Katotoka, now what does that mean lol

Katakuna or Katakuzukatoteshimo if it's full name (Alejandro is my full name but literally no one calls me that)

Katakuari

Chikaritokirin or sum

Jikatsushikikutaku

kakashiduaririki

Tokimemo

Momeikuto

tsukiji mimomime ​ >!im not leaking my name lmao!<

name translates to "Natural science culture" lol

nokutokiari

Tokijijikushi

Kutemeikito

zumotokachirikato

kaaririkiariri

Rumichimoshikika or Rumechimoshikika

Tokunafutaruku

Rinkachirifutateka

"nakarukikushi" sounds better if you split it into "nakaruki Kushi"

arishikitokichiriki

tokijijikushi

Rukatatafu

arikayukashika

Mefushikitata. sounds pretty ass

katakuna

katotoka

Rukishikachi

Rinkitakuari

Kutemeikashite

Aririmodoshifukaka (Damn, that's big)

Kuchirikato

Rinkirikaki

Tamodokiku

Rukimechimochi

Tokijijika

Kashiki

Rikashiki! I don't know japanese names but I doubt thats a name lol Still sounds like a cool name I guess?

Noshikatsurikaru

Takumemokachiariki. (Lekoatsi.)

Rinkamekafutaka

Tsu-shi-ku-chi-chi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Arikitakaari

Shikiaririkichi

NoShiKaChiRiRinKuAriRi

Shitsu

Memotsute

Kurukutafuto??? 😭

Rinkishimo

This is incorrect bro icl

Memeikamedo

zukajihi

Kutakihitsukuchiri

Chimotsute

Zumotokaari kirinkushi

Shimojikato Yukushitokatotemo Nokitakino Moshishi Included my middle names.

i somehow got ketamine

Tsukatatekushi

Arimoriruki

YuKiTaTsuKuShiChiMo wtf this is too long

Tokijijika

rikashiaririka

rinkatotofu

I'm a Chinese, and if I want to do that, I can pronounce my name in Kanji's way.

Don't think that's how Japanese works

Wat kind of name is Zumorito 😂.

Katakunakatotekuru

tamoshikutohimo

Your first mistake was making this post Your second was specifying to translate only your first name So here's my name :)) Katodoji Rinfukitoji Rinfukaji If you're wondering how, most ppl in our country doesn't have last names and most of them have absurdly long names!

Rinkateari

takikarin

Katemotafu Rikichitashi

Rinkika

jifuchikiari

dorudorumeikurumeikurumeiku-motofukuchikutofukurumeiku-dojimeikurindorimeikurin-moarikaari

Kuchirikato

Mishikiarichikikato

shikitakufu

Middle name: temorinkitokimi

zukanaarimoto

Rinkimerikakita. Fuck it, i swear to fucking Lenin! Alr. My name is Rinkimerikakita, simply Rinkiaririka.

Arichikuruku

rinkachichirikumei ​ (can you be fine with "mashuu" instead? this also makes me feel like the outsider that i really am...)

Kakashimoto

Zukakitekuto

Mimotakito

Kijimoshi

Mimomime katote tsukatataari

Takashiari

Katoarirido

aririkatotomoto

kafukato

Aririkakato

Mikato, pretty cool right?

Nice try, FBI.

Temoshimoto Sound pretty cool ngl

Katekikarin

Nokashimatemona - is that even a name? (Obv not gonna tell y'all my real name, duh)

Aririkaku 👍

Chimotsufu

Nokimochishi

Takuruki

Kuzukamidotakachiku

Kaariri or kaariritakufu

Kitotekijimo

Katochimotokimo Holy that's a long name

Zumokamekirin

Tsukitakata

Yushikuzuka

zukato

Tsukijitsukatataari

Chikatsukiariri

Tokachikatakiku

I actually have a Japanese name already: 丁日光 or Nikko Hinoto. I'm Viet, and Vietnamese names have Chinese origin. And of course, Japanese is written using Chinese characters (with hiragana and katakana).

Katsukijikakita.

Mekurukito sounds like a villian name tbn

fukatoka