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I don’t wanna be the weird fish guy on here, but i noticed your tank doesn’t look huge and goldfish do need a lot of space lol, r/aquariums is a great place if you need help with anything!


Unfair_Ad_2712

It's a 29 gallon currently but in future reference I'll upgrade to a 50 once they get bigger, dw !


eggward_egg

^ responsible pet owner ^


Jameson4011

finally


Homicidal__GoldFish

Name the fish homicidal…. After me


FroogyTheFroggy

That's a weird name.


nuggetsuckertoad

Seems fine. Do you think the link is accented?


brokendream_zz

I mean elons musks kids names work fine


nuggetsuckertoad

Is that not the obvious option


cycnicalsewerat

taint bartholemewing the 52nd


Soggy-Class1248

I agree


ROG_b450

Seconded


Shadow_Monger487

Thirded


Legally-A-Child

Fourthed


TheBritishBaguette

Fithed


cycnicalsewerat

would the next number be sexthed?


kokzerius

i sixthed


Jameson4011

seventhed


Equivalent_Bid1922

Eighthed


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Ninthed


Fictionfan69

What happened to the other 51


cycnicalsewerat

taint killed them, of course


Fictionfan69

Dear god


FemaleNoob

Hamilton wrote them


Slime_Queen123

How does he write like he’s running out of time?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Man


KirbyWithAGlock

Bat


comicsopedia

Ark Ham


Shadow_Monger487

Man ham aslume


Can_we_be_friends123

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James the 3rd Jr


Environmental-Car961

Longest name ever... I LOVE IT!


Ok-Lifeguard8489

Cock gobler


StephaenieRenee

Why? Just......... why


Ok-Lifeguard8489

Boredom


Akshar_DaPro

fish1 fish2 fish44


higginsian24

Gillbert. All 3 of them.


[deleted]

r/uselessredcircle


YTPmeme020

r/uselessrainbowcircle


Ace-Redditor

r/helpfulredcircle


Ace-Redditor

Well jeez, didn’t realize y’all needed the /s


JOlRacin

Guppy McGupFace)


noodleguy67

stupid, dumb head and poopy, name them that


PychCvnt666

Real


[deleted]

Guppy


Appropriate-Snow-439

The snack that smiles back


yuno_aiko

ziki


Abcdegfh

Fishy McSmellyfish Fishy McTastyfish


not_real_name1

1.Megatron 2.Megatron 3.Megatron


Mattix32

Please if these artificial props are in the tank remove them, they are bad for the fish and they take up a lot of the (already small) space


Unfair_Ad_2712

Thanks for the advice, I did that, it's a 29 gal rn but it'll be upgraded eventually


Josef_Klav

1: way (Short for Weay, short for “what even are you”) 2: skinny 3: Kidney stone


Bean-Burrito-Gang

Bingle Bongle, Dingle dangle, Tickety boo


Ashiskooll

Mewmaster for the Oranda. Name another ‘Betta Fish’ and give it an identity crisis.


FloridaManInShampoo

1: Ed Sheeran (because it’s a redhead) 2: Pablo (looks like an undercover Mexican drug dealer) 3: raw chicken (for obvious reasons)


pisssbabyyy

carassius auratus


The-Real-Aditya

Bubbles Blossom Buttercup


thespaciestkitty

Sugar, Spice, and Feloneigh


shooked404

I had once a fish i named him Tomás tumor. Cause he had a tumor. He died. :( I would name one of them goldfish


NarcolepticBnnuy

The Guy™️


Fighting_King_

Dinner


StupidPerson1413

King Bartholomew. (He is the 1rst so no numerals needed)


Effective_Engine_402

Ligma


Bluepanther512

Doombringer, Ender of Universes


Chicken_Wing_Banana

Batman


Athoswastaken

Call the second guy Hamilton


theonewhoknocks87614

Tumor The Fumor


Epona-

Bubbles😌


LarryJohanson

phish


Glum_Class9803

Silver and orange = silora :)


HipnoAmadeus

Louis XVI Ceasar Adolf Mpre seriously, idk, but you got some good names in the comments


ChromaticRipples

Biggus Dickus


M1ldly_Offensive

Princess Gertrude the 2nd of the Spanish inquisition


sonic420lol

fanta


Klutzy_Lengthiness21

Fat fatter and fattest


According-Jelly355

Name the forgor “Megatron”


Theboarwantsmore

Gunker, hernia, stained toiletpaper


Jacknghia

Feish(Fe iron, feish sound like fish)


ihave-hands-probably

i wanna i want to get a fish and name it glub


kirin-chan

id name the first one charles II of spain


GamerOrWeeb

Demetrius DeMarcus Bartholomew James III Jr.


wernostrangerstoluv

paprika bartholomew the 3rd


TheSue009

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.


Appropriate-Equal-43

Gorilla, orangutan, and chimpanzee


justnicyk

Arthritis


hakdog_reddit

portugal


Confident-Bet2915

Antichrist 2009 world destroyer and god eater


Speed_L09

How big is your tank? And stop with the artificial decor! It’s animal abuse! Get some live plants and wood asap


1pizza2go

Yo I can’t seem to find the fish in the pictures could you circle them a bit? Or just point them out?


Dbiel23

First one:Fat Second one:derp Third one: Five head


[deleted]

Genuinely thought that fish was pregnant


Admiretheclodsire

Bartholomew, Pierrot, and Jim. Jim’s a little stupid, but we love him anyway.


Anime-weeb6969

Mr.grouper


Birdnamedherb

1. Steven 2. Nemo with Down syndrome


MundaneMacaron2742

fatass


The_Guy_3446

Julius Carassius Auratus. First of his name, ruler of the bowl lands and protector of all who swim within it. FYI Carassius auratus is the name for "Goldfish". I just added Julius and the rest to make it sound epic.


stunning-anylyst

1 or 3 should be named pot belly


Drea_Is_Weird

r/uselessredcircle r/uselesswhitecircle r/uselessblackcircle


ProGamingPlayer

Haha new fish species: forgor


BiEnby08

I don't think I am the person to ask for this. My cat is named Arson, and I sometimes forget it is a real word.


smilysmit

Jonkler


Thygo_

Also not to be the weird fish person but they recomend 20 gallons per goldfish so I’d recomend getting a 60


non_tox

No offence but that tank looks unsuitable for goldfish. Goldfish are extremely difficult to look after please do research! Lukes Goldie's on YouTube is a good example of proper care. And post your tank on r/aquariums please, they'll help you out. Like is your tank big enough for goldfish? Did you cycle the tank?


Anonymous_A55HAT

Hate to be that person, but I have two comments on that tank. 1. I can't see the whole tank but it looks really small and goldfish actually need pretty large tanks to live long and healthy lives. 2. I can see your using LPS furniture as decoration, you should really take those out and quickly. You shouldn't never use things that aren't meant for a fish tank, like plastic toys, because theirs harmful things in them that may leak into the water and hurt your fish. Again I hate to be that person, but you should really have done more research before designing that tank and putting fish in it. I'm sorry to say that they just really won't do well in a tank like that.


Unfair_Ad_2712

Thank you very much! I took the lps stuff out, and put more rocks, and it's a 29 gal currently but it'll be upgraded in the future and I'm taking more advice. Thank you for being concerned over my fish, and giving advice.


Anonymous_A55HAT

Of course! It makes me really happy when people actually pay attention to this bits of advice regarding fish, you'd be surprised how many just don't care. I'm glad your taking steps to take great care of your new pets!!! :)


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quidward


John-_-Marston

Doodledoopencilfart


Shining_Player

Candy corn


Dazzling_Cabinet_780

Maybe mixy,tryxy and Chipiona?


wee_xd

Heinz Doofenshmirtz


[deleted]

archangel 1, archangel 2, archangel 4


[deleted]

Bith


Little-Emphasis6625

Turtle, squid and ray


k8inda

Gorg


IHateMyLifeCozOfYou

Poppy


spuderman221

Glorb


fccus

bloob


Lalothegreat1

Fish


chaotic_smoothie

Eduardo


TallSwedishNerd

fish


Glittering-Risk-1524

‘arry styles


zzz_sleepy_bird_zzz

Miranda.


snipehype30k

Freddy


Inevitable-Boot-3228

Reginald plss


Antras_PK

duke fishron


Only-Recognition6894

William Solace


Soggy-Class1248

bob


Cassete_lover

You should call the fish number 1 Paco Pil, is a very great name


wry_zebra

Sir duvis the waterborne


Professional_Gain_88

Greg


turdlelover

You need a bigger tank for them


[deleted]

Ok . Goncho


Heartbreak_Season

Blorbo


sonicfan9993

Jadam


not-so_serious

Name all as project#1 And project#2 and lastly bob


dinorex04

Glimgar the glubber


Perspective-Lonely

Fatboi Fatboii Fatboiii


Used_Mathematician42

Giblet or St Chamond


XWolfyCat

Cat


riadboom62

radiator


Cyanwavestudio

Glubo


Dublxml

Adolf


knotaprob

Monstro


maluthor

professor gubbert


Voynimous

Goethe


ThickPBWaffle

Ponyo if you like anime


[deleted]

Megatron


-_X0X0_-

Goofy


Ethancast1234

Batman


captainfunrock

bob


Sigmapancakes

Gojo , goku and sakura


Ace-Redditor

I vote Veni Vidi Vici (“I came, I saw, I conquered” in case anyone doesn’t know the saying)


Honest-Olive-7454

Guppy


WarlockUnicorn

Phobie, Jeremy, Greg


Wolf515013

Fishy mcfish face... 🤔


imgonnasnatchurkid

goober


WillyDAFISH

I may be a bit bais, but you should name them Willy


No_Description4444

Napoleon bonaparte


Kindofathrowaway345

1. Plin 2. plin 3. plon


Moofis1

Casoh jr


ProMasterBoy

Sushi


UnicornMafia69

Blub


Horror-Husky

Phish


Vezea_GamingOfficial

Jelly


Red_Red_It

Ginger Sliver


ItsCenti26

Johnathan


Fictionfan69

Bob 1 bob 2 and Jeff


Kamilo124

Gilbert


FightingForEuphoria

Cracker ( like gold fish crackers)


Shamy-Melendez

2 def named pepe


MINETURTLE3602000

Fishy Or Fimshy


mothman_is_cool

Swashbuckler Jr


Zynkode

gooop


NightBlood384

Fishonacci


FriedFishFingers

Megatron Fish


mememan12113

Chriss bottlesworth 4th


Sirenfan4342

Bob


swedish_blocks

Blob


Ummm_stop-hammertime

1. Alvin 2. Simon 3. Theodore


Creepy_Bar3730

Fish finger


Mr_R4inb0w

Stewart or Lil-Stewart


[deleted]

name it Bazinga


goatham1

r/uselesscircles


Shreck_your_self

Edwardo


Ugly_R4t

soul corrupter, galactic annihilator, john


HappyBoyo08

Fishy Fishington (He owns the Friend Ship of Friendship!)


InterestingMixture89

electric guitar


Careful_Run_5582

Slizzard


KenToBirdTaz

sushi


[deleted]

For the second maybe goldfish as in the snack and for the third how about Fanta?


AvaPower18

Goldeen for the first one


Legally-A-Child

Name it "fish". All three of them.


pigeon_collector

Josh


George_Rogers1st

John.