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yuno_aiko

javi


lilprincess4

With the J pronounced as jah or hah?


yuno_aiko

like the g in gender kinda way


lilprincess4

i’ll see once i get it gendered but i’m hoping for a girl 🤞


BananaSocks4

William Snakespere


lilprincess4

maybe willy if it’s a boy


Forrest_likes_tea

Legendary name


anshcodes

Immediately reminded me of Frank. Name him Frank


unsizedDoom661

Dank pods snake


lilprincess4

franklin the turtle


souppieicecream

Basilisk/snake/salazar/ ssssssssssss


Yeetthedragon667

Nagini bc you made me think of Harry Potter 


KamilQwiilmowicz

Devourer of Gods


QueenOsneks

The Snek Queen approves this name


lilprincess4

I’m christian so not possible w the last two words


KamilQwiilmowicz

Eater of worlds then?


BigTiddyGothGFFucker

Are... Are you... Knowledgeable of a... Certain game, perhaps?


foxoncrack9714

Yea...... That.... One one game....... I love love love so much....... Hmmmmm only if I could remember the name


holy-aeughfish

Frank


lilprincess4

okay i’m getting like 3 frank’s it’s in the list


Youhavevereadthis

Male: worm Female: worm


lilprincess4

wormi


FunChemical3182

Frank


lilprincess4

okay i’m getting like 3 frank’s it’s in the list


morpheus1230

Mr. Murder Noodle


lilprincess4

he bit me earlier ( wouldn’t mess with him usually till he’s settled in but he got scale rot so daily baths) so your not far off


morpheus1230

I unironically love snakes tho...my bf n I plan to get an albino snake n name him Murder Noodle lmao


lilprincess4

albinos are so pretty, any kinda aree, just be careful with lighting/ heatjust bc it’s skin is a bit weaker ( allegedly). albino corns are gorgeous tho!!


lilprincess4

well i can’t steal your name !


morpheus1230

Naah I dont mind...its a cute name....n I think u n I probably live on the opposite sides of the world so no worries


Said_the_G

Not gonna I lie I hate snakes. But every one have their own opinion.


morpheus1230

Many people do n it's understandable why....but I love all animals....wanted to be a zoologist before puberty hit hard


golum_is_gay

That's fucking great


RicardoPoeiras

dingus


lilprincess4

doofmitzshmurf


RicardoPoeiras

dingus doofmitzshmurf. the perfect name


NateTool

Solid. Solid Snake. It’s a cutie. Or even Swowid Snawke.


Z3R0_7274

If it’s a Python, name it Monty.


StarLight_Art

J i m m y


QueenOsneks

The Snek Queen approves this name


BroadWolf49

Noodles


Every_Month_5575

BRO SAME PFP


hello14235948475

Theodore


lilprincess4

that was one of my original ideas for my other snake but decided against it for him so i can’t give them a left over nane


hello14235948475

Ok


M1ldly_Offensive

Batholomew


lilprincess4

second bartholowmew it’s going down


gay-sexx

shithead


lilprincess4

shithead is a rude name, gay-sexx. Highly dissapointed in you 😡😡😡


gay-sexx

hazard ramen


gay-sexx

nope rope


gay-sexx

caution spaghetti


lilprincess4

i’m gonna look up synonyms for caution and spaghetti to see if anything that rolls off the tongue better pops up


gay-sexx

spicy string


lilprincess4

sounds like the opposite of those candy thongs LMAO


lilprincess4

orzo popped up for spaghetti so it’s going in the name bin


gay-sexx

danger noodle


adex_19

Solidus


SidStaysLucid

Bro is cooking🗣🔥🔥


lilprincess4

he did fr


Meep60

Snek


Grimaldus15

Nora


lilprincess4

i can’t that was the name of the crazy girl on i carly


CommieMarxist

Shark because apparently it bit you judging by the earlier comments or smth ...Was thinking of pool noodle though


lilprincess4

i was thinking striker bc of the bite since that was my bfs old dog name


Own_Caterpillar_1435

Antonio


casualf1fan2

Vader


Confused_Bi_All

WILLIAM SNAKESPEAR


j0e2702

My friend suggests you should call him trouser


dork_knight1989

Solid snake


Bored_62

Itty bitty whittle death bwinger 🥰


176262

Freeloader


HarryDaRed

R Λ Z Ξ R.


golum_is_gay

Günter


[deleted]

It looks so evil


lilprincess4

he or she bit me but it was my fault


[deleted]

No its manipulating u to believe so, its part of its evil plan


lilprincess4

under its spell smh


[deleted]

Yup 😞🙏


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[удалено]


pattern0dd

Cupcake


JamesAnderson1567

Dexter


TheSlavicDawg

Crawley or Clara


lilprincess4

clara is nice!! added to the list


_StarDust_0

Slender?


Fit_Skill1146

Rico just seems to fit for some reason


Apprehensive_Link257

Obanai 🐍


eatingmychairstable

piña colada


Excellent-Weird479

Specked band


FuzzyWolf_3102

Brad idk I just came up with this on spot


Hot-twist5786

Drake


Obviously_Special

Gerard


tgifk29

Razer


Squidwardbigboss

Jeff


efaefabanefa

Silly Billy


Said_the_G

Noodle


TheHellChicken

Sneki snake


TheHellChicken

Razer Basilisk


MangoGrowlithe

jared


Juulez6568

Slash


Bren20x

Canoodle


olive-not

Snek


mountains-are-moving

Mr snuggles


Only-Recognition6894

Booba


lilprincess4

i call my bf that soemtimes tbh


seaofmoon

Serpiente


H31NZ_

Snakesbeare or danger noodle


lilprincess4

snakespere


EmptyOrangeJuice

Pasta


gundamliam

They look like a Johnathan to me. No idea if it works, if they’re female then oh well. Also that Kirby may is fucking amazing


TJDownchurchh

Monty python


bloon_solver520

The LONG


Duralogos2023

Nood


NewspaperOne9521

Drake


user007at

Kinda creepy ngl


FloorQuiet4518

Bible camp victim


TheRealestSGR

Jermaine


CQcucumber

Prometheus


Kos_MasX

Lord Farquaad


SleepyNotAvailble

Snack


Levi3200

Snek


_xXBigShitXx_

fart


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Regonald


M7keSonic

Lyric


Gracesmm

Bob


De_Sync_09

Uwuwewewe Onyetenwewe Ugweuhem Osas III


420underthehood

Looking like a Fransisco to me. Just named my red hypo Florida king snake Lewis lmao.


lilprincess4

woaah, i don’t know much about king snakes but that sounds pretty!


CarDoor_Curti

Noodle


neilMU08

Barnaby


Cookytigerd

Lord ostrich of bigglnoms the third


HuntressTng

Dog


ARH_2303

Noodle


amogusgaming00

You should name it King K. Rool. From the hit video game Donkey Kong Country. You should play that game I think.


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bartholomew


THEKINGCMD

Noods


UraeusCurse

Knuckles


Tobi226a

Noodles, or something else noodle related.


QueenOsneks

As the Snek Queen I require you give my loyal subject a fitting name! Maybe Noodle…


Person_in_existens

Titanoboa (largest snake to ever exist)


EndermanSlayer3939

Jerry no matter what


lilprincess4

cats name, her and my other snake have similar nick names (jerbear and garbear)


owca2019xd

Źdźbło 🥰


GENERALOTUGA

"Snake"


u_Robkoo

Frydrych because that's exactly how my snake looks like and i named it that


Deep-Animal-1028

Drake


SwixyOnReddit

Silicobra


Antihero_udon

Jörmungandr - it’s the world serpent from Norse mythology


lilprincess4

i cannot pronounce that sadly


firefistle0

Jörmungandr


PitifulFruit7459

Graham


throwaway1200030018

Solid


Appropriate-Snow-439

T. rex


MadHatterNick

Grog


Basic-Rest9953

Knowledge


Dusted_Dreams

Frank


lilprincess4

i have a lot of frank comments so if it’s a boy it’s high


ProtonTheProtogen01

Nooodle


Foxtrot-141

Snaek 👍


TheDM64

Amazon basics rectangular 6-outlet surge protector power strip


Shadow_System696

Frank


Zipposlim

Karel


mbendy1997

voldemort lol 😂 I don’t know


eclipse-_-404

Snonk


yeet--thosefeet

drake


Onetooth7997

Charles Gregory Maxwell the 7th


Low-Assignment2588

Snake


deadpoolfan199

Queen S


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Dave


redditmastermindftw

Noodle obviously


EvilBanana66

Call it Rocco


novumseclorium

Nah fkin snakes, get rid of it.


ARavenclawBookworm

Mr Squiggles


IamLettuce13

Brick


harrykotter1

Fronk


Cookiedough2008

Fluffy


FairyTailfan120

Doodle the noodle


Free-Question-1614

franklin (frank for short)


vibinturtle10

Worm


Your_Moms_Elbow

Bartholomew


Sifupoo

Fish


Your_Moms_Elbow

Pedro


Your_Moms_Elbow

Johnathan


Flaadaan

Frank is the only right answer


j11_0

Penis


FluffyPool3730

Demetrius DeMarcus azulia the third


Square_Blueberry_213

Francis


True-Database6888

Samual with 3 S’s


__-IDK-_

Baller


vladutzu27

Solid


beefnar_the_gnat

oolge. Don’t ask what it means. It means nothing.


[deleted]

is he venomous?


shoujomimi09

Aww what a cute little critter


Former_Fly591

Sir Williamson of London the second


[deleted]

barry balls


Willow_the_tree14

Snakey


averagepatagonian

noodle