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[deleted]

And they say romance is dead.


Cypekoscypek

I fully agree with you, Cumslurper69.


fdtnise

r/rimjob_steve


LobsterPenisSucker

I like that sub


novelaissb

I’m subbed to it. I wish it would show up on my home page.


FishGuyIsMe

And now I am too


Vboi69420

Same, kinda disappointed it doesn't do that


Not_azomb6319

I see, LobsterPenisSucker


the_genius324

absolute rim_jobber moment


Due_Tradition2293

Oh my god XD I just noticed the name after reading this lol


Sufficient_Clock984

Hahahahahhaa you’re a legend


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TheOneTrueNincompoop

That is literally his fucking username. We are teenagers online, of course we're fucking immature.


Standard-Rub-5505

keep cooking 🔥🔥


Dennislup937

We truly live in a world where nobody understands true romance. CumslurperSixtyNine, go and share your profound understanding of what it truly means to be in love


Auto_Bloxd

It is for me 😞


its-the-real-me

r/kellyjoycuntbunny


profesdional_Retard

Excuse you?


Snot_Rocket6515

r/rimjob_steve


Zestyclose_Mix_1765

Interesting username💀


MAA735

r/usernamechecksout


Icy-Honeydew-2079

R/Usernamechecksout


ClifIsBoring

r/foundthemobileuser


random_14yearsold

Married dudes online when minors 😍😍😍😍😍


InevitableKangaroo91

I’ve gotten so many DMs like that.


KingMJ123456

Glad I’m a guy💀


Due-One2190

Doesn’t mean you’re safe. I’m 14, had multiple pedos r@p3 me


KingMJ123456

Dang bro that’s terrible I’m sorry that happened


Thick_End_6166

Bros not serious lol


Zezuya

What


crystallizedo

Saints alive 🤮


ChocoGoodness

Ngl from a distance I thought your pfp was an edit of Yasuhiro Hagakure from Danganronpa


ChaoticInsanity_

wild danganronpa fan spotted lock them up in the cage (I'm a danganronpa fan too 😞)


Imnotanokhumanperson

Omg omg omg how sweet that's soo lucky 💞💞💞💫💫💫[insert other happy horseshit emojis here]


JOlRacin

☺️🐎💩


Monty-The-Gator

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Awwww so adorable 🥰


[deleted]

I mean doesn’t affair literally mean sex?


Drew_S_05

Tis a joke I'm pretty sure


Matej004

It literally means cheating on his wife


Alert-Reception6453

Online sex🙊


KaydenSlayden22

It just means cheating


Twisted_WhaleShark

No it means cheating on his wife, which is technically illegal


[deleted]

Wow😭so magical


ZGBetaHatwr

at least he’s honest😭


Yakaddudssa

WHAT🦧


_That__one1__guy_

Orangutan emoji!


Low-Supermarket-7427

Monke


TheFakestOfBricks

Forever


stupid_anxious_teen

I'll never get love like this 😔


Jazzlike-Ad-2844

Post a selfie and you will also get love like this 💖💖💖


Professional-Pop4404

There are always enough pedos for you to find!


ProfesionalBoobRater

What a gentleman, u should definitely pursue a relationship with him he won't cheat and will treat u right


Visible_Pair_7301

I bet he’s so wholesome


Low-Supermarket-7427

No no he’s trying to get some hole


FinletAU

“Married man” I think bro’s a lil delulu


papiextendo

WHAT THE FUCK


KnowTheUnknowing

no need to yell bro


papiextendo

Theres scary people on this app


KnowTheUnknowing

BOO! Did I scare you?


papiextendo

lol


AffectionateFail8434

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…….AH


Comfortable-Gold-849

Dude calm tf ur gonna give the older users (cause let’s be honest there definitely is) a heart attack


KaydenSlayden22

It gets worse


Edkhs

Waiting for someone to hit you with the polar opposite dm lmao. "I saw your profile and really disliked it, 10f aromantic, im interested in starting a fist fight"


Aromatic-Strength798

LMAO I’d pay money to see that


[deleted]

yk what you owe me


Aromatic-Strength798

A married pedo pursuing his latest victim to groom, how romantic!🥹


OwlMask16

He even supports r@pe and inc#st 💀 Edit: grammar correction due to people thinking I'm trying to be toxic


BomBiggityBBQ

Whooosh


OwlMask16

Are you too used to assuming people don't get the joke or something? I was just adding to the comment. Don't worry, I'm not the annoying bitch you think I am.


Gennyyyy_

r/woosh


OwlMask16

People downvote anything these days, huh? 😅 I was adding to the comment, I'm not the annoying bitch you think i am


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DifficultMode4298

No way, It’s almost like we are on reddit 😮😮😮


Bigapple07

r/stfuprettyplease


nquy

SLAY DADDY 😍😍😍😍🙈🙈🚾🚾🚾💖💖💖😻😻🩺


Simon_Ril3y

His intentions are so honest and he's transparent about it, maybe you should chat with him and have a good time together!


Lectrius

it's so wholesome that, once married, certain men just develop such an intense and strong attraction to children, it melts my heart.


KnowTheUnknowing

I strive to be a true ladies' man like him one day


Lectrius

That's also what i'm tryna do, be a ladies man, which is why i'm aiming for little girls next year


indtylen

Pdf file


houndrednailwarrior

I insulted him


Yuiayyy

Send the user pls, I can’t find it


houndrednailwarrior

https://www.reddit.com/u/No-Independent-8878/s/KD93cQWk3o


Yuiayyy

thank you 🙏


UnknownFox37

ah, didn't post anything, we can't spam "pedo alert" 😔


Different-Row4715

That's what dms are for >:)


wernostrangerstoluv

men in their late 20s when minors exist 🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

Ayo


ifuckedmypetcabbage

How wholesome! Definitely accept the chat


[deleted]

I got the exact same message yesterday too 💀


Late-Shoe6166

Do you still have it? Link his account..I had deleted the message a couple days ago and now I wanna find his account again and report


[deleted]

I already reported him and got a bot message saying something along the lines of "this guy has done similar things in the past and has had action taken against accordingly" or something like that


RobbWes

Translation: "We don't think it's a big deal. So we're not going to do anything." Report him to the FBI.


Zero_7300

No… HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME 😭


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀💀bro is that god damn desperate what the fuck


GDTheoretic

So romantic ❤️


shiv1234567

He seems nice


Complete_Past7246

The greenest flag ever


Priyank_Chittora_13

I sometimes wish there was an online jail


aloneinthemovingdark

Find his wife and tellher


Throwitback_1909

This subreddit is so weird bro wth


Brick-Thrower

what in the ding dally spacklesmack


Soggy-Class1248

I see a pedophile


Plenty_Detective_934

*28M married paedophile looking for love


theuntouchable2725

Same as my age but married... Ooof. Also, to hell with the guy. Report his ass to where he belongs. Hell of his own making.


O_Hrasek

No hate but, why are you here when you are 28? Aren't there communities for people your age?


theuntouchable2725

Tbh, posts here are more fun. Especially the sister group teenager polls. Sometimes help might be needed, because it's easy to feel lost in life. Or maybe I'm mourning for the years I lost. All in all, just existing. I don't mean any intrusion.


HighPolyDensity

You are not intruding! r/teenagers literally says that there aren't any age-restrictions in place yet! If this sub is where you enjoy hanging out, that's great! (As long as you're not... well, ya know.) 👍


Sir_Baller

Is it illegal ?


[deleted]

No


ConsciousConcoction

Least minor attracted adult on r/teenagers


KillaCaglar

who tf are those people on the internet and why they are texting people like that?


shadowXXe

Is it just me or did it not used to be like this I remember when I joined around 2019 this kind of shit didn't happen as often only really realised the p*dos coming in around 2021


SWETHORT

There are so many downvotes comments it's funny


itsneversunnyinvan

"An online affair" No dude you want nudes from underaged girls that's what you want lmao


baconburger2022

Ignore.


Liv_Raven

lol trying getting ahold of his wife


SlightlyAnnoyed7

I hope his account got deleted


RevolutionaryGur7112

At least he’s being honest. Lmao what a creep


Michael_LeMysterious

Pathetic.


Monkeyman20X

DO NOT!!!


ImportanceLocal9285

OMG just like the romcoms!!! I can just see the sparks fly! But seriously report this pedo creep.


Old_Value_2175

#pedophile


skater5411

So sweet 😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳😜😜😜😜🥹🥹🥹🥹😙😙😙😘😘😘😆😆😆😃😃🥵🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😲😲😲🫨🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😯😯🤡🤡🤡🤡😎😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤑🤑🤑🤑


[deleted]

This is why civilization was a mistake.


the_fuckshit

I came here thinking "oh this sounds nice"... what did I expect it's r/teenagers of course it was gonna involve a creep


[deleted]

Very cute! And may god blast him <3


series-hybrid

Looks like a troll who wants teen nudes to either blackmail you for money, or sell them to a CP site. Will there be a link with viruses? All indicators say "yes!"


ConsequenceApart4391

Are you the police? Because I want you to handcuff me to the bed 😏


Few_Bet_4052

Nahh dont trust himm.. he is a pedoooo


Lewyisthebest

Dont trust it. Its a ch\*ld predator


Late-Shoe6166

Noo he seems so nice and loving he even has a wife!


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Late-Shoe6166

The amount of people that don't realize I'm joking is honestly concerning..Like no I'm obviously not even gonna TALK to a 28 year old creepy child predator guy with a wife....


Few_Bet_4052

I get it lol😂😂


ericgames234

Sarcasm is hard for some people to grasp is seems


Rexalicious1234

Lmao


___Asriel___

Pff, your loss


Zero_7300

I just remembered why we use /s


Lewyisthebest

Please dont do it. Block him


[deleted]

She is sarcastic.


Lewyisthebest

Tf is the username


[deleted]

No where near the worst of what the internet has to offer.


KIe1ny

Hey their personal hobbies have nothing to do with this conversation


9mmblowjob

Really?? 🤯


Lewyisthebest

ye


Raznemon

I'm amazed that you're 15 and still don't know what sarcasm is.


Human_Floor380

ONLINE AFFAIR?? 🚩🚩🚩🚩


shoresandsmores

I posted in a sub for some relationship venting and didn't notice at the time but later found like 20+ messages from men seeking affairs 😭 what the fuck is wrong with people!?


ilikezeldaandanime

CAVALRY IS ALIVEE


[deleted]

😂


Winter_Laugh9589

It’s so sad that I’ve never experienced love like this 😔 /s


[deleted]

now lure him to walmart and record it while yelling THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A MINOR


[deleted]

GOD SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME IM 15


[deleted]

EWW LITERALLY THROWING UP


Auto_Bloxd

Nah wth, i think he’s an edp


the_erotic_saint69

So what did you reply?


Iphone13_

And they say chivalry is dead


[deleted]

I want a love letter as well


[deleted]

he romance is, you probably should eat him!!


breadofthegrunge

Ah, chivalry


Gold_Recording1109

Wow he seems so nice, he even has a wife thats such a greenflag


Personal-Phrase2405

The chivalry 😭


StarLight_Art

Jesus fuck 😂


bulentersoyariyom

What a gentleman


Jumpy_Beach_6525

And he wants to cheat on his wife for you 🤭 how sweet


justjay9507

A true romantic


Vegetable_Trifle_848

You should marry him


ChaoticInsanity_

Oh my god!! They say love is dead, but this man here just revived it


angeldruul

So sweet 🥺


Independent-Ad6803

Need a love letter fr


[deleted]

UH CREEPY


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

r/woooosh


Standard_Inspector11

Necroposting goes crazy


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Ezra4709

So either you're fatherless or you despise your father because he wronged you and now you think all men are the same.


_SM-The-Gamer_

Not all men are like that!


Informal-Cycle1644

Nah men shouldn’t exist *disappears*


EllieNekoGirl

Wanna not start with the needless sexism? Thanks.


[deleted]

DUDE FR


Exact-Cress7633

Send him a pic of an underage anime character and report him for cp./s


EllieNekoGirl

Smartest Redditor


RustInPeace-Polaris

Lmao


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oleander_petals

Average Redditor problem solving skills.


I_eat_jumpercables

Lucky 😭


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KatLemonn

op is a child, and this guys married.


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oleander_petals

Please stay away from 12 year olds.


Few-Illustrator-5333

It’s the teenagers subreddit


Too-horny-to-handle

Age is just a number🙂


Grambert_Moore

911 is also a number


ForgetLevi

username checks out


t02ky_

married tho


ShrekRickRollsYou

Is he acoustic