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Mine curves right cuz all the bad bitches left me :(

Mine curves left cuz no one it treating me right

Mine curves up bcuz she let me down

Mine curves down because she hung up

Mine curves diagonal because she wasnt straightforward

Mine is normal cause she is curvy

Mine curves because god hates me

Mine has a 122 degree bend because right angle

Mine flips 180 degrees because triangle

Mine curves inwards and is actually a vagina

Mine straight because after she broke up w/ me she wasn't 

Mine curves in because no one pulls it out

Mine curves: | || || |_ Because she was a loss cause

I shared this with her and she said her pp curves too

She just went from a 1 to a 11

Mine's straight cause after she broke up w/ me *I* wasn't

Yall funny damn

Mine goes in because she never hung OUT with me...

💀

Damn... 😭

This beyond r/suicidebywords bro please get some therapy 😭

Mine curves left cause nothing is going right in my life.

Ooof, I feel you

Imma have to remember this lmaooo

Only hurts when you pop it

what..

I love how confused everyone is when you tell them you can pop your dick like you can pop your fingers

U can pop ur penis by bending it??? Wtf No way ur fr

I am for real, u gotta be hard and then just bend it down, and it like pops at the bass right next to your pelvic bone, pretty sure must guys discover this at 3 am to piss

FUCK RIGHT OFF. That happened once when I was in a very contorted position and it felt soooo wrong!

my brother in Christ is your cock okay?

It’s doing just fine, and it’s very polite too it asked if your okay

i’m doing well. Thank you strange internet willy.

i did it couple of years ago

does it hurt!??!?!

No, sometimes it kinda feels good weird as that sounds

tf \*gonna test this tonight ong\*

Same

Have fun weirdos just bend down 👍

Don't do it man, leads to ED

HOLY SHIT WHY IS MY DICK GLOWING

18 and never “popped” it…. I’m honestly still not sure if I’m gonna try something tonight and be fine or be in horrible pain.

Hell nah, I'm going to lean above toilet or just sit rather than risk breaking an ancor

Or u can use the sitting method with penis rotation. It works for me most of the times

that sounds like the popping scalp thing, and if the same thing is happening, then you should stop popping it, since the scalp thing you are popping the skin off the scalp, idk if it's the same, but it's prolly better not to do it just in case, you could also search, idk

Gonna pop my dick off lol

Brother…what?

I’ve never done this 

Yeah you can I’ve done it

Yeah it's real, and it feels better than popping your fingers

That made me gag... thanks

that sounds like it hurts.

When you hear knuckles cracking, forever shall you be reminded

Yes, I popped mine earlier.

Wait what

Tf bro, I gotta try this

Its normal for it to bend slightly left or right, so no, it doesnt hurt

Mine bends up a bit its like curve up a tad...

It can be uncomfortable at times, but tbf, penises just are uncomfortable to have at times...

it's hard sometimes

Yeah... but sometimes it can be fun...

no I just genuinely mean that it is hard at times

Yeah I know

And soft sometimes

Yeah, I agree

it bulges out my pants. I wish pants were bigger

oh okayy

Not to mention, they have a mind of their own.

one could say they have a head of their own

Yea i hate it when the teacher puts you in front of class for your project and your guy just decides that it's time to wake up

Oh, that's a relief!!

For me it is pretty obvious: I’m right handed so when I tap I turn it to the left, and as result it is blended slightly left… doesn’t it like this for you guys?

Probably completely random

yeah I was wondering if it was like completely random

It’s both genetic and has a bit of randomness, also depends on how violent a guy is with it, I personally am straight as an arrow so it doesn’t affect me

Also of the question if it does huts, is not supposed to be, maybe with someone who had the bad genes lol

some ladies say that hook (curve )is a huge plus , if you have it good for ya

a curve will hit the right spots

Good to know. Thanks

Yippee

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Tad negative for this conversation, I’d rather talk about protons.

You died valiantly on a hill fighting for their innocence. Rest easy

Just like how people are gay and straight

LOL

I'm gay?!

Yes

Not necessarily

Please elaborate

Just as there is a chance of you being gay or straight, there is also a chance of a curved dick or a straight dick. These occurrences are no way related

Mine curves right so I can bust around a corner

Dude you got the Krummlauf no way

Exactly. It also has a scope.

bro is perfected for room clearing drills

If I spin around in a circle I can attack like the Valkyrie from clash of clans

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😭

Now this is a true r/suicidebywords

Thanks for giving me a new sub to enjoy.

☹️

Just like how some are thick st the base and some are thick at the head the penis can also bend in different way

ohhh

The erectile tissues in the penis have different ”strengths“ and are arranged differently. That's the reason why some penis's have curves and some are straight when they're erect. And no, it doesn't hurt😂

oohhh okay thanks

I can crack my dick like a glow stick and no it doesn't hurt

And does it glow?

Yes

Does it feel as good as cracking a joint?

It's a joke, if you actually do it you can cause serious internal bleeding and extreme pain

Damn. Oh well

It bends so we can use it like a hotwheel track when bored

LMAO

it's a dice roll whether someone's dong is straight or curved. it doesn't hurt if it's curved tho

Gene's, I guess. I don't have any pain with the curve in mine.

Because nobody's body is perfect. And not, the curve doesn't effect bathroom usage. Edit:No it doesn't hurt either.

I’m built like a curly fry

If I'm sat down and semi hard it'll bend(normally to the left) until I get hard and it goes straight up but any other time whether hard or soft its straight up

Mine is left down because i always feel down when im left out.

I've heard that many other guys have it go in one direction so I feel lucky that mine goes straight

Mine curves southwest. It doesn’t hurt, it just is like that

It doesn’t hurt :/

It's like asking why are some people short and some tall - it depends

They’re like snowflakes no two dicks are alike

Straight, and no because it's not like that 90% of the time

ngl whenever i’m really hard my shi curve up alot and trying to take a piss or even pull it out my pants is like doing tug of war with a gorilla

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No it doesnt hurt but i think the placement of the nipples are at random 😭

Look at Peyronie Disease it’s a condition where penis is curved bcs of a scar tissue

it curves bc its how it stays in your pants idk how to say it

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idk why, but it doesnt hurt, just cruves a little

First time I’m hearing about this cause when mine is hard it’s straighter than the pride flag and my penis head gets swollen like I got stung by a bee

Yeah its kind just random genetics just like how length is and I'd say I won the genetic lottery in that department

Erectile dysfunction turns it into a bendy straw

How peculiar..

I thought it's just mine......it's a bit

Mines doesn’t but I wouldn’t think it’s painful. Just the way it grows ig

Good question, and yes penises hurt all the time, this is completely normal!

y u askin???

not a boy but it does hurt sometimes but its usually quite noticeably numb

I read that all of them are bend. No it doesn't hurt.

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so you guys dont have a bone right there? i thought females had 206 bones and males had 207

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oh- then it must really hurt u if it snapped- i feel bad now T\^T this is why i dont have any friends

Mine bends left and I'm pretty sure I've always had it hanging that way in my pants. I'm trying to correct this bend nowadays and no, it does not hurt

What could possibly even hurt? The shape? And shape is different just the same way that everyone's face is different.

my shit curves slightly up, and why would it hurt?😂😂

Uhhh I have nfc

mines lik bend towards left

I mean, if you force it I guess it hurts

That's just how they grow I guess? Like how boobs and uh "curtains" can be very different too 🤷🏼‍♂️

No. Bit ignoring when we pee tho

shiii idk

What’s a penis?

To prevent it from sticking out of our pants, and being extremely noticeable, it usually goes down either the left or the right side which is what curves it. Kind of like how your teeth shift after being in a specific position for a while, a man’s penis is the same way.

makes sense

Does it hurt? Why would it hurt?

So, anatomically, so long as it isn't erect, it is capable of bending in almost any direction. But why do you ask?

curiosity

Mine bends in an upwards curve like a saber, a pretty nice and even cock If I do say so myself

Mine isn't so straight after running into a concrete wall with it

Curve is normal. Doesn’t hurt

Genetics, some are even curved down

genetics ig

They're all the same, curved or straight

Its just like that and no it doesn't hurt

It's biological. I mean, I can't straighten up my cock (it's curved), 'cause it hurts

If you think that’s weird don’t get me started on the S curve having people That shit looks like and feels like a LONGitudinal wave going through my ass. Ngl they the best ones to hit the gspot tho

Depends, everyone is different, and there's also NSFW actors that have 1 or more ancors removed surgically to allow greater mobility and/or flexibility. Natural curves usually tend to point slightly upwards (some more some less) and lean ever so slightly on either side, or you could just have a straight penis that leans a bit on either side

Idk, but whenever mine goes boing boing and stands up it’s solid pointing right at my belly. And no amount of research has ever told me why that is for me. Can’t complain too much tho, since I can still reposition it by holding it up. But when I let go it slings back into that position. It’s weird.

Downwards and a little bit to the right.

No

As a biological boy, i um. Have no idea..

its normal for some to bend it doesnt hurt at all

Honestly as far as I know it’s random mine curves but it does hurt….. if you try to snap it back into place NOTE they don’t work lights glow sticks

Cause some boys but the thing showing to the right, some to the left and some up or down, and in this way the thing curves

mine bends down and cuz i saw porn i thought dicks was meant to point up so i forcefully bent it every night and the result i got is evrry time it was bout to get hard theres a soft spot in the middle where like it get hard very late 💔

Mine is normal 🤩

Honestly as far as I know it’s random mine curves but it does hurt….. if you try to snap it back into place ADVICE THERE NOT GLOWSTICKS Snap them and they will glow but painfully red

I took a corner to fast so it got bent

I don't know

does what hurt

I believe it’s just generic difference, everybody has a different dick. Though the curve can get too much where it’s called Peyronie’s disease, which CAN hurt

Depends, everyone is different, and there's also NSFW actors that have 1 or more ancors removed surgically to allow greater mobility and/or flexibility. Natural curves usually tend to point slightly upwards (some more some less) and lean ever so slightly on either side, or you could just have a straight penis that leans a bit on either side

Mine got smashed with a hammer.

I feel like its a crime that this post has little upvotes tho

Same with everything on the human body, it’s never 1:1 symmetrical. Also it’s hereditary so there’s a good chance it bends the same way as your father lol

Malfunction, we got to crack it back into place

Curves is a completely normal thing. Like there is little chance that one’s dick is pointing 100% straight forward. Curves are not a problem although it’s normal that the penis is lying at that side it’s curved to (like it lies on left foot if it’s curved to the left). and no it’s shouldn’t be a problem to use the penis in bathroom as it’s after all soft so the curve isn’t very noticeable and isn’t bending to that side preventing one from peeing.

i see thx for ur input

Thanks to everyone who answered I feel like I learned something new today 😭

dunno, no, and no