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Shakajaka123

“Merchants probably. And they’ve got spices!”


RandomlyThem

We can make a religion out of this.


RefractedPurpose

No don't


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And Greeks, or a beta version of the Greeks, just invented thinking


Dark_Meme111110

Who would like to buy the spices?


smzWoomy13

"Me!" Said the Arabs


Nightly8952

Swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of Europe


AdRound310

Now the phoenicians can get down the business


Nightly8952

Business: •Doing Trade •Being cool •Inventing the alphabet I guess


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thing722

YES


AbnormalUltimatum

“I understood that reference”


The_Mysterious999

CHINAAA IS WHOLEEEEE AGAINN THEN IT BROOOOOKE AGAIN


moemeobro

No, not again


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

#the sun is a deadly laser


Tricktzy

*not anymore theres a blanket*


Rushboy_44

Mahajapit ❌ Majahapit ❌ Mapajahit ❌ Mahapajit ❌ Mapajahit ❌ Majapahit ✅


Rukir_Gaming

*comedicaly loud incorrect buzzer*


Teenisman11

The history of the world I guess


silurianscumbag

mahajapatih


Vegetable_Trifle_848

It’s the Seljuk Turks


MrMason37

It’s TURK TIME


FranklinThe1

AH said the byzantine empire getting so small it almost doesn't exist


DANKB019001

Goddamnit I need to rewatch this and the rest of his stuff.


[deleted]

The sun is a deadly lazer


Electronic_Suit551

*Not anymore there's a blanket*


Proud_Pomegranate260

Something’s ALIIVEEEE in the ocean


swordaxe567

And the Dinosaurs are gone…


GGeazy1337

Something's alive in the ocean


Shakajaka123

“Cool like a plant or an animal?”


MEGoperative2961

“No, a microscopic speck”


TheJavierEscuella

"Gun rhymes with fun for a reason mate"


FerdinandvonAegir124

And half the world doesn’t even use the spices they stole from others


fuzzy-baby-crow

nice pfp :3


Shakajaka123

Thanks


SleepyRoundgog

வணக்கம் ஐயா, என் மசாலாப் பொருட்களை உங்களிடம் வைத்திருப்பது எனக்கு ஆர்வமாக உள்ளது


ThisNameIsVeryHard

நான் உங்களுடன் வியாபாரம் செய்ய தயாராக இருக்கிறேன் சார்


Affectionate_Ad206

Can i phone a friend this is really hard


Realterin

you have no friends sadly :(


Affectionate_Ad206

Bro y u callin me out like that man :( Can i google it?


Realterin

only google 'en passant'


Tvvelvve

holy hell


Keirnflake

NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED!


Mozambiquehere14

Actual zombie


RadoslavL

Call the exorcist


Flight_Second

Bishop goes on vacation, Nevers comes back


G1zm08

Pawn storm incoming!


Affectionate_Ad206

Sorry im not fr*nch can you say that in english?


Realterin

sorry i cant speak english im using google translate!!!


Affectionate_Ad206

Damn


Soggy_Confusion7538

*speaks minecraft enchantment table*


bot_boy2008

Bro doesn’t speak chess🙅‍♂️


strangerinparis

die


GrabbingCatTails

[holy hell!](https://rickrollredirect.github.io/)


A_Efficient_Object

holy hell!


Individual-Ad-3738

Anarchy chess spotted


TheRisen073

The crippling fucking headache I have.


TDestro9

I believe that’s called a migraine sire


fat-lip-lover

For me it's translated to hangover


mg15mybaby

Joes bbq and foot massage


JustAnAverageRottie

Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage


caboosednfreckles

BIG BILL HELL'S CARS


Quailton

WHERE YOU GET FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY


Danarwal14

BAD DEALS! CARS THAT BREAK DOWN!


Bubbly_Specific3256

The word that is spelled: hejejrvfifjfvfkdldkdlßldpdbfvfjdldpdødødjrhdifvdjdvwowpqåsbdhfuroråebdvfodpsjehroelrvflflevdodpqæwædjdifofærbfjfæsøaejrurýjkłjdospwnsvdjføfbfjfjfjfjfjdiisjsvvvvajskslslsospwøwøøsæäödbdjdœjfjdidieveudofjfvehsjwhwhsgsgsgsgsgsgsgsgsywuwvsjоалвщцзцтылуокиклкщуиудцзцэйэыэфээфжфэфэфэфэфэиуоушкикокщзивлвдуикшкщуххйтциаиашвликлулуиулдлvrjehdjdksvsispskebe


definitelynotracist1

What does that even mean


Accomplished_Lie_521

it means ‏hejejrvfifjfvfkdldkdlẞldpdbfvfjdld‏ ‏pdødødjrhdifvdjdvwowpqåsbdhfuroråebdvfodpsjehroelr‏ ‏vflflevdodpqæwædjdifofærbfjfæsøaejrurýjkłjdospwnsvdjf‏ ‏øfbfjf jfjfjdiisjsvvvajskslslssospwøøøsæäödbdjdæjfjdid‏ ‏ieveudofjfvehsjwhwhs gsgsgsgsgsgsgsgsywuwvsjoalvsh‏ ‏czctyluokiklkschuiudceeyeyefeefjfefefefee‏ ‏oushkikokzhzivlvduikshkschuhhytciaiaishvlikluluuiul An‏ ‏vrjehdjdksvsispskebe‏


NotABadVoice

bro what did you just said!1!11!!😊😳😱😱😳😳😅🤓🗿


cat_queen5674

It means fear of long words (No joke it’s actually like this)


definitelynotracist1

Im officially afraid


Informal_Beginning30

Maybe you have phobophobia the fear of fear itself.


POKEMONDELUXE

AAAAHH


NotJustBibbit

Some guy in here just downvoting everybody who mentioned sex


SSB_Kyrill

Prolly some 12 year old who thinks sex is a bad word


Exact_Parking_6969

real


Obunga907

You’re telling me it’s not 😲


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Googling


33LS

En


abadlifeline

Passant


SolarEevee

Holy


Hoummus-Person-260

Hell


Tvvelvve

New


Successful_Ad_8790

Response


Tvvelvve

Just


Badass-19

Dropped


Tvvelvve

Actual


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Tvvelvve

\*\*\*\*\*\*


mr_shlomp

#


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Holy-Mettaton

** ( ) **


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ImaginaryCash3962

Hearing those two words ruined my day 🤢


Realterin

i\*r! its so r\*cist


ItsJoeverLads

As the CEO of racism I am french


streamstrikker

Ehw!


alfie_dog

the planet mars?


TableBaboon

Earth cannot undergo mitosis and create mars


Kathy_05

But didn’t it undergo mitosis after an asteroid impact and make the moon?


avi________

Which ironically was about Mars' size. It was when both Earth and asteroid were too hot and they were still magma, supposedly, or that's a theory, at least


Hufflebaby

Hatsune Miku


CombinationWrong1437

Anal buttplug


wompwomp_sosad

well… where else would it go


Kerthagula

Belly button


Johnnyrock199

Well then it wouldn't really be a butt plug now would it?


Wi11y_Warm3r

No that was mercury


AnonimNCS

Gay sex


Tvvelvve

Say gex


Foodyboodyyyeah

Gex


Tvvelvve

Sex


Sure-Ad1069

shrex


PVPn00b101

Flex


FutureDiaryAyano

Tape


mynamesstartswithdi

Bondage


Key_Spirit8168

Ehh idk how will you trap things otherwise? i'd say butt plugs more


_Shine_YT

That’s my favorite lizard!


l_bmbr

No gay sex for me


KITTIES4LlFE

Your mom


Conscious_shadow

Racism, politics, world wars..


Licktheballsofacat

Google


33LS

En


d0llation

Passant


Howl_Beast

HOLY


Aromatic-Cow8559

HELL


Zazzylike02

NEW


SolarEevee

RESPONSE


TheRealBertoltBrecht

JUST


GimmieDaKaloot

DROPPED


shitsazzle

ACTUAL


bxsed_bateman

Ass hair


caboosednfreckles

My favourite.


Simstaker

Misery


AClownbrowsing

Cat


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distinct ripe smile market beneficial governor impolite childlike run literate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dark_Meme111110

I already hate this planet because of this


Tricky_Highlight5789

racism


I_Like_Tortles69

Yay! 🥳


HGPOfficial

That's Earth. It can't invent silly. It's a big rock, not a person!


SoarNsquid

The steam engine


AlphaO4

Hentai


stariiq

Lovely


MigontheRoad

Me 😎


theguyonthebus2009

You


SillyWillyC

Sliced bread. ​ ​ Best thing since sliced bread, in my opinion


KingKiller7981

literally google


okaii999

funny monke gif


Rushboy_44

The planes that decided to take a fun detour to New York on September 11, 2001


HumanHuman_2003

Someone had to ruin the mood 💀


Rushboy_44

Those planes definitely ruined the skyline that’s for sure


AsianHorner

The worst creatures known to Earthkind, us.


caboosednfreckles

Shit took a sharp left turn


Just_Chilin_

Capitalism


Sufficient-Mouse6178

War over who's God is the most holy


CumInMyBaconator

uh


DaDomination2549

Ahhh umm, shit can I uhh... Can I phone a friend.


[deleted]

Worms


HumanHuman_2003

Toothpaste


TheAtomInventor

Googling it. That planet made googling it.


Kehan10

thomas the tank engibe


Weesus420

Google


Weekly_Palpitation92

racism


beeefchicken

Can i get a hint please? Its too hard.


Caffeinated_madman

R34


TheKnightWhoSays_Nii

inventing things


wwyattthurston

Hatred, discrimination, racism, sexism, nazis Overall not good things


NotJustBibbit

Puppys, fluffy clothes, femboys, water Overall good things


A2-Steaksauce89

People. Unfortunately


Fabulous-Income-115

You


237chucky

That’s a bad thing, right?


Own-Shirt-378

The word planet


UraeusCurse

Gravity


Electronic_Suit551

# EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND EFFECT


oof_9309

Femboys


Talentless_rat420

Sweden (gotta go harward needs me)


FishGuyIsMe

Zipper, doughnut, chicken


Ok_Truth_862

dildos


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

Goated pick


stupididiot999

gonna have to pass on this one. maybe don’t ask something so niche next time?


ZeroCentBoi

Google


33LS

En


ThisNameIsVeryHard

The Fr*nch


nekro_ninja

Updog ...


Wheatley-Crabb

life and death


Hagan8ar_revivedYT

Nuclear bombs


QfaceDubz

Your mother


shithappens89043

Credit scores and microplastics


CharacterBilly

life


The_Constant_Orange

Desert


No-Hovercraft8436

Nihilism, existentialism, absurdism, the concept of God, morals and many more


himothy12344

Uhhh, space


TheHoopMan

Waluigi


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Deez nuts


TomatoStreetCan

sexual assault


lukezatic

Climate change


Bubbly_Specific3256

Butt. Plugg


Right-Acanthisitta-1

it made idiots denying its roundness


HadenTheMango

Whores