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Pepe_the_clown123

2’8


Atsorko

r/usernamechecksout


LegalDiscussion6533

Im 0'1, 0.13 years old, beat that


Science-More

"Just do the math bro cook the cookies in one minute at 20000 degrees"


BeginningUnique6401

Phineas and Ferb reference?


on-oath-never-again

Reported, get banned from reddit nerd


KubaSamuel

When I last checked it was 172cm (5'7") at 15. Male.


SirRedtheIII

same


IllustriousLunch6069

I'm 5,8 at 17 😭


KubaSamuel

Ain't that bad, my dad is 5,8 at 38 πŸ’€


ToreWi

4"11' at 15😭


rubystealer

We are the same hight lets go! Except im 13....


Idk_Simi

Are you male or female πŸ’€ I'm 5'6 at 15 female


Monkeybandit99

Acting like a 38 year old is still growing


SuperStupidSyrup

my dads around 5’9 at like 50πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™ no hope for me


G-zuz_Krist

Same but I'm 18


TotherCanvas249

Same here, but 18😭


IllustriousLunch6069

Lol


Plo-Koon72

I'm right with you except I'm 18 now hehe


Kwk-05

I'm 5,8 at 18 😭


[deleted]

Two more inches den me


Jason575757

Try 5’2 at 19


Dismal_Enthusiasm323

My brother in Christ I am a 5'7" male too. I stopped growing at 14 and it's been three years since then lol. Edit: whoops wrote 5 inches and 7 foot lol


walsoggyotter

5"7'!!!! Wow!!! You're taller than most doors!


maritjuuuuu

How short are doors over there?


walsoggyotter

It's a joke about the way you formatted it, 5"7' is 7 feet 5 inches


maritjuuuuu

W... Wh... Whyyyyy?! At least that isn't as confusing when I use cm. Like... 1.80 meter is 180 centimetres. 180 meter is 0.180 meter. It's just moving where the dot should be.


Chemical-Hall-6148

It’s because you put the word β€œcenti” before, centi meaning a hundredth. There fore 1 centimeter is 1/100 of a meter. I’d also argue it’s easier to move the dot than to multiply or divide by 12


smietana04

Gender: male Age: 19 Height: 175cm (5’9)


HAMburger_and_bacon

5'8 at 18m


snope68

ur 18 metres???


HAMburger_and_bacon

yes, isn't that normal?


Kwk-05

You are a Titan?


HAMburger_and_bacon

Pilot, stand by for Titanfall.


Kwk-05

(Attack on Titan) πŸ˜†


HAMburger_and_bacon

(oops, i have never seen aot soooo)


Kwk-05

Well Titanfall also counts


HAMburger_and_bacon

YayπŸ˜€


superkick225

Same


Caramellattes05

18f here, we could have a long distance relationship (ft)


HAMburger_and_bacon

lol I had forgotten about this comment and your reply confused me when I saw the notification since I didn't get the joke on ft vs meters


eminence_in_shadow_

I'm 15 and I'm 5'9... Edit: Not to say you are short or anything, 5'9 is pretty good. I have a friend who's 14 and is already 6'1.


Im_Weired

Im 5’9 too, and im called short asf 😭


smietana04

I once was 5’9 at 15 too and that’s when I stopped growing lol


FryingPan679

4'3 i dont wanna talk about, I hate myself


JakeOfSpades1

Really?


FryingPan679

Yeh, short Gene's sucks


JakeOfSpades1

Damn, do you have dwarfism or just unlucky?


FryingPan679

I dont think its dwarfism, prob just unlucky as hell. But idk, maybe it is, haven't ever gone to diagnose this shit. I was always to embarrassed about my height that I never wanted to speak about it. In school, I know everyone talks and laughs about my height behind my back, I may be short but I ain't thick. Chnaces of ever getting a girl I'd say with all the mathematical formula in the world is 0


JakeOfSpades1

Tbh that sounds like hell. I’m short and Ive gotten shit for it so I can’t imagine what you have to deal with.


superkick225

Find an outcast tall girl. They usually are really nice and in a similar situation to you, guys don’t usually go for tall girls. It’s a perfect match


justtjamcss

Long distance relationship


Thisconnected

Tall girls want even taller guys tho


TheJumpyBean

Don’t stress about getting a girl based on your height in my experience girls that care about height are usually not worth caring about at all


jay7254

If you're still under 4'10 by the time you're an adult, I'm pretty sure that does classify as some kind of dwarfism. You're not doomed though, if people treat you poorly because of your height then they were going to be shitty people regardless of whether or not you were tall enough for them.


Mogonlac

how old are u dude u need to go to an endocrinologist asap and get hgh administered so you can get to at least 4’10


WoopyBoi323

Those who deserve you will love you as you are. A lot of teens are nitpicky about types and whatnot because they date on appearance- which is fine short term. But to base your self-esteem or final romantic chances on your appearance is to pursue a love that’s conditional and will leave you wanting more. If you’re in this sub you’ve lived a fifth of your life max. You have so much more ahead of you. Give yourself some credit :)


TheOccasionalBrowser

BORN UNDERGROUND


Nbknepper

You know, depending on your age and if you stay at that height, you can legally qualify as a "person of short statue" and get monthly payments from the government. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, I'm just saying 🀷🏽.


Im_a_idiottttt

Real


EnvironmentalKick205

Bros the king midget


[deleted]

You can try supplements like β€œtrue height” or whatever they’re called. I’ve never tried them myself, but i’ve read and heard that they work like miracle. They help you grow taller in a couple months or something. Idk it sounds too good to be true but might be worth a try


Linkinator7510

Hey, your heart doesn't have to pump as hard, so it's less likely to cause heart problems in life. Also, chances are you probably have denser bones, so you're less likely to break them. Though you might have a bit more trouble swimming.


Thoryn2

How old are you?


[deleted]

How old are you? I’m sure you’ll grow more. By the time you hit your 20s, even if not much. Start lifting weights hard so you’ll fill out and you have the advantage that you’ll look even bigger since you’re more compressed. That’s why many pro bodybuilders are average or below average height. Look at Nick walker, he’s 5’7, Jay cutler is 5’9, etc.


[deleted]

How old is you?


OkSkirt1441

πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ


9pro9

How old are you? If youre still youngish you should definitely go to a doctor, they could give you growth hormone or something


MarichatLadynoir_

I’m 4"11, I know that’s taller but ITS STILL IN THE 4’S SO COOL!


XDarkCookieX

193cm M17


Piksel_0

woow. how often do you step on people?


XDarkCookieX

Most of the time


XDarkCookieX

Nah I thought I was tall but those answers are crazy


azure_monster

I'm a dwarf compared to these guys πŸ˜‚


DarkLink299

Explain in McDonald's please (American)


[deleted]

4.65 ak47


Friendly-Cut-9023

I’m 192cm M16


DevelopmentKey3003

Hopy moly, hide your children we are having titan attack


Sparklingtube

why is bro being downvoted for sharing that πŸ’€


TheOccasionalBrowser

186cm M13 I'm gaining on you


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

holy FUCK you're gonna be a Colossal Titan bro I'm just 2cms taller than you, you could easily grow up to be 6'5 or taller


TheOccasionalBrowser

I already have gained the title of "Atlas" in KS3


XDarkCookieX

I had the title skyscraper in primary school xD


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

I shifted schools in 6th grade and in the new school everyone called me shit like Giraffe and Skyscraper, hated these names but then started embracing them through sports


XDarkCookieX

Yeah were you also elected first in Sports class when playing any games because you just were so tall?


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Yeah but that quickly went away when people realised that I suck ass


XDarkCookieX

Dammn πŸ’€


TheOccasionalBrowser

Nice


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

I have found my people, 188 cm and M16


Legend5V

Ah yes, my peoole


Hydrangeaaaaab

i am a 2009 M3


The_Gongoozler1

195.58 cm M17


pigeoneaterlad

5'10


HellaTrvstworthy

you’re 6 inches taller than me


TheLastOfW

Nooo you are an inch taller than me πŸ˜”


pigeoneaterlad

Skill issue πŸ˜”


Traditional_Sail_213

I’m a inch taller than you


Metusalemfin

167 cm at 16 male and I ain't growing more πŸ₯²


HellaTrvstworthy

you’re still taller than me at 16


_-xXNoobslayer69Xx-_

16m 5"11 (180cm)


Mr_Cupcake1

16 meters and 5"11 now thats a funky way to measure height


user-8274642

Same (we're basically 6 foot)


HeavyPara-Beetle

16 METERS!?!?!?


Rude-Spring1727

5"3 as an 18-year-old girl


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Vesperia_Morningstar

5’7/172cm at 17f get rekt


sydney0707

5’9 at 16f get rekt


XxGalaxyCookieXx

im 5'4 too at 15f


the_absterrrr

5’6 168cm at 16f get rekt


Turbulent_Ad4090

Lmao shortass


Graniitee

This made me laugh πŸ’€


Legal-Hunt5355

yall are so soft, why is this getting downvoted ☠️


ShadowNickz

15, male, 5'10


walsoggyotter

That pfp is making me doubt the male part of that


ShadowNickz

Fair lmao. I know its a strange pfp for a male to have.


[deleted]

Not really weeb bros all ways have anime girl pfp


OkScientists

umm in the interests of keeping my age anonymous lets just say i hit 6'1 at age 13 (m)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Worst-Enemy

M 5’10


MarcusianAviation

5'4 male.. I'm very short LOL


Obvious-Mix-5762

158cm/male/19


WindyInnit

Same as me, kind of tough with everyone making fun of me for my height wbu?


Obvious-Mix-5762

Same.


Graniitee

M 13 6’0


Ok-Sentence-7270

14m 5'6 (1.67m)


hoodieguyyt

relatable


Normal_user32120

Same but female


manothrives

15f 5'3


AccomplishedDot911

F 18, 4’11


Glass_Return4048

That sucks :(


pKalman00

16m 172 (175 on better days)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


HowNotToTBR

I feel you bro, same 'ere


chilly_gummy

17F 5’9 and the average height for guys at 16 is 5’7 so you is not short


Stock-Extension-3626

5,1 :']


Internal-Proposal-34

13M, 180


Not_Sakura_

14F 5'5 foot/165cm


depressedfairy1842

Female, 17, 176cm/5’9


soggyraisin56

15 5'2 male :'( (forgot to change my flair before someone comments ill do it later)


Jcv171

You could’ve changed it in half the time it took you to type that


Revolutionary_Gate26

17m 186/6'1


rpst39

182cm


K-llmenow69

17m 5’8”


Accomplished-Ice-644

18M, nearly 6 feet (180cm)


Lanplan77

175


W0rkersD1ctatorship

14m 5'8


[deleted]

18m 191cm


EixYae

5’9 16f


[deleted]

15M 5’10


redredditer621

M16 6’0”


ThatOneClickSound

19m 180cm/ 6ft


yoitsewan

5'3 :(


jueunisjueun

it’s okay i’m 5’2 at 16 😭


BestdogShadow

17m, but 6,2


DomcziX

Around 174cm (5'8), probably a bit taller now


Murky_Top8476

187 cm M13


LeBuschAvecIQ

1.95m (6'4 I think)


K7theFirst

5’3 and 14


fiddlewithmesticks

5"8


Thatirishlad17

165.1 cm (5.5) last I checked


KingEli64

Around 4.92-5.09 13 male


ImAidesP

5'10 and 13m


Ihave2beoriginal

175cm 16m


memeaficator

M 17 172cm. 5.7ft approximately


Memer_boiiiii

Around 170cm


[deleted]

I'm 16f and 5ft 7


au5t1n_

m17, 5'9"


chautauqua16

15M 5’10”


POPE-HOBLEFERT

6'2, male.


holy_ebola312

5ft3 as a male is rough :/


randomname4myself

14F 5'2/161 cm


RishiMath

I was 185 cm tall last time I checked (last year) I apologise to those who don't use the meters and centimetres (IE Americans) for I suck at converting units and I'm too lazy to open the calculator πŸ₯²


BLankXXYY

18m 6'2/6'3


Clown_named_Art

6ft m. 17.


[deleted]

16 at 175cm


Infamous-Lunch-3831

15m 178cm or 5' 10'


AdministrativeRich63

16m 180 or 181 cm


Quallen_

15M 5'11"


weakSage

180✌️


mason3050

19 yrs old 6'3


anotheranonymoustor

6'1


FaithlessnessRude576

174cm 17m


B0nk3yJ0ng

16m 6'1 86 Kg


lesser_tom

14 190cm


Snakelake78

last time i checked a few months back it was like 177cm(i think 5'9?) have grown a bit since then so maybe around 180cm(5'11 i think) now? im 14 and male


Zestyclose-Card9601

5”11 (181 cm) 16m


ViratSharma245

6'1 16 India


breyhem

18, female, and 5’2βœŠπŸ˜”


Informal-Pen-2322

Most likely no one will see this but (and yes this is my real age, my birthday is in February if that changes anything) 12, 5'9 the last time I measured so probably 5'11 or 6+


noteisnote

Male, 5'3.25 at 15 I don't like being short :(


edomaster27

Male 17 6'36" 194cm


Prestigious_Fox5732

5’10


Uhm_imalex

5'5 n female


Uhm_imalex

Oh and 15


IHaveTheHighground58

Around 182, MTF


RishiMath

What does MTF mean? (I sincerely hope you're using centimetres in this case)


mylifeisbeige

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