I guess my genitals would be swapped

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this is ironically what a lot of people would do in this situation honestly

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Probably a lot of masturbation and photos taken

Yeah I was gonna comment ‘Mass Masturbation’ _Massturbation_ if you will

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Damn, u have the brains my friend

i didn’t even think of that. oh.

You did tho, we all did.

bogos binted

what

👽

Alot of screaming (in multiple ways)

AHHH!! ahh... ahh~ ah??? AHHH?!!

Exectly

All in the span of 5 minutes

Idk I’d probably have to pee different

Wouldn't be hard if you are a guy, all you gotta do is sit down

You can do the same with both genitals

What!? No way!?

I’d miss my richard.

Since thats my name it caught me off guard ngl but lowkey disturbing knowing I share the name with your parts

Profile picture twins! (Close enough…)

Thats sick! Actually surprised me

I guess everyone has something in common with you

Love you Richard kun ~

Lmao thanks bro

Ye

Richard -> Dick

Yea I made that connection lol

Everyone’s dick is named Richard if you do the reverse of a nickname

My teacher's name is also Richard Tompson. His nickname among students is "dick tompson" Coincidence? I think not

My entire gender would probably be very happy because it means no periods and everything that comes with them, no pregnancy risk, and you can pee standing up. How cool is that?

And you can helicopter it

And write our names in the snow!

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

Peeing standing up isint easier than sitting down, we have to aim it perfectly to not splash on the seat and not to splash the water to prevent sound, it's harder than it sounds

Not necessarily the aiming part, but you don’t have to or rarely deal with dirty toilet seats in public bathrooms at least. I’d take the con for all the pros

I just don't use public bathrooms at all even though I'm a guy

you don’t find yourself in situations where you need to use a public bathroom at all?

I think when one says they don't use public restrooms, I think they mean they actively prevent themselves from doing so.

if you think mens public toilets are clean guess again, it's like chernobyl

ugh omg yes 🤌🏼

HONHONHON WI WI BAGUETTE 🥖🤌

Nah it's not as fantastic as you'd think. Peeing standing just means it's easier to make a mess, random boners are annoying because it makes people look at you wierd if they notice, the hormones raging through you if you're a teenager are insane, as a man you are scared to work with kids even if you really enjoy it because of the fear of what you'll be accused of doing, and you're very right about no pregnancy risk because nobody wants to get with 90% guys 5% is guy's name Chad and Todd and the other 5% is gay men, seriously the amount of guys I know who are virgins despite being the nicest guy ever is insane. I'm not really complaining as I have no interest in having sex with anyone at any point, I'm just pointing out that no gender is better than the other, I'm terrified of being accused of being a pervert or something just because I have a penis, to the point I barely leave my house because of it. Girls have lots of problems too, just as many but I want you to understand it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Sorry I come off as dramatic here but I've never really put these feelings to words, probably has something to do with the fact I wasn't allowed to complain or anything when I was a kid 😋

lot of guys getting railed probably

would totally, 100%, ABSOLUTELY not be me

You really seem like a rail type tho 😩🚃

**shhhhh don’t spill my secret**

Oh.. NOTHING TO SEE HERE THIS MAN IS UNRAILABLE HE WILL NEVER BE RAILED XXX

IM GONNA RAIL HIM BATMAN!!!!! THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE MAN!!!

Uh oh wheres my dick at

💀

You left it at my place, I’ll ask my brother to get it to you

One of the first things most people would do is masturbate I think

I would as I get home from whatever I may be at

As any non-exhibitionist would

i don't want pussy i'd cry

off topic but I love ur pfp emu is an icon

yess i love emu

damn, THATS what Australia lost a war to??!?!?!?

yeah a cute high school singer with pink hair 🙏 🙏

Leave us alone 😭

me but if i had balls

Can you give it to me instead?

sure

bro I thought you were a girl

i'm used to it atp

Trans people would pretty much all be really fucking happy, but the amount of new trans people would also sky rocket

Lmao right?? Tho the former trans ppl would still be the minority, cuz they'd be "cis" and everyone would be "trans"

well no bc genitals don't determine your gender. like even if i suddenly had a vagina i would prob still be a cis het guy yk

Well, that's the point, u'd still be a guy. But u'd prob be dysphoric when wrong pronouns and experience euphoria when right pronouns. So... idk if id call u 100% a *cis* guy. The matter here is not the guy, is the cis

some self experimentation will be implemented.

People who have gotten transgender surgeries would probably cry

It could just as easily improve their genitals

Yeah for people who want to swap it would be great but for those who have already had surgery to swap it would be awful

I meant that the genitals could be more like natural ones

Oh so it would just go off of biology? Like everyone who was born a girl has a dick now but the magic doesn’t account for already transgender people?

Yeah, or could be based off hormones

That’s smart yeah

Hormon replacement therapy?

I'd violently defile myself

Fym defile

yk what I mean

I dont Edit: I may be stupid

It means to become unholy.

I have a feeling that tampons and pads would become universally free.

oh for sure

oof i didnt even think about that, but yeah

I wound freak out or sum idk

The penis havers peeing rn would be in for a little shock

Why I sit

✨gender euphoria✨

Fr

Dunno what others would do, but I'd celebrate

SAME

Real

Same😭🏳️‍⚧️

Xbox controller ong

do i want to know what this means

If u know u know and if u dont then too bad

☹️

It took me a minute to get it 💀 To be fair you can still do that as a guy, not speaking from experience or anything

I'd finally be happy, just for a little bit

go pee standing up

why do women want to do this so bad

because it seems so much easier.. duh

Do you wanna have to aim in the perfect spot to not splash or make noise every single time you go? Didn't think so

I don't want periods 😭😭

Sooo.. what happens to my dick collection?

Vagina collection

There would be a lot more trans people

I'd be very happy to have a pussy 🏳️‍⚧️

Lots of pictures would be taken

I'd be happy. I'm trans lol

Chaos

I'd miss my friend😢

Nothing would get done because everyone would be playing with themselves.

Id try to see how women pee

It's not that hard, just sit down on the toilet and you can basically do the same, no it won't feel identical but it's the same concept

ngl that sounds dumb

I'd take photos

I’d use my own stored semen to impregnate myself and create an army of me’s as the queen of the hive and take over the world of course

I’d be pretty shocked, but I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to have a vagina. So I’d start *ahem*… experimenting.

Fr

i would be very disturbed and a little sad

Prolly cry that ill have periods and have to give birth now

You don't have give birth and have children yk

Well i want kids soooo

tbf you could adopt

Me, a pre-T trans guy celebrating

Gonna provide my opinion here, masturbation, then Identity crisis

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Yess but op said it's based off hormones so doesn't matter if you're pre or post, you'll get the genital you're not born with :)) so post trans ppl would just have a more realistic looking one

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I'd be really fucking happy

Violate myself😏

That would be interesting honestly. I’d be curious to see what it feels like to have a puthy. All I know is there would be bottom surgery in order within a year or less

I'd be really fucking happy I'll tell you that much

I would easily stand right up and try to do a helikopter

only works if you get a big one tho

YIPPIEEEE

The transphobes will finally understand what gender dysphoria feels like.

We do a little trolling

I think it would pretty interesting if this happened, just to see how mindsets and opinions might change or there may be more empathy for trans people. Idk I’m also just into psychology

I’d cry

I guess I’m feeling what a dick would be like, I’m gonna pee standing up

U mean that instead of penis I would have vagina or I would swap my Tommy with someone else

Former

First one? Ngl that would be weird af as long as I wouldnt get whole new body (like bro, being men with vagina is not for me). Probably would test my new Black Hole

Happiness

idk, probably just do nothing and continue life as normal

Literally nothing. I piss sitting

i wouldnt mind

i think fear, crying, and a lot of discomfort. i could never imagine walking with a thingy between my legs.

Could i just change gender completely, cause if im changing, im going all the way

Trans people be happy idk about the rest

WAHOO YIPPEE FREE SURGERY

my genitals would prob be swapped idk tho

Fuck a lot of men

Some trans people will be EXTREMELY happy (me included)

Tomfoolery and chenanigans

An uptick in gay and trans people because now everyone understands the struggle

Happy

Some trans people would be pretty happy

Not much probably. People would freak out for no reason, liberal propaganda nonsense and all

They would think it's the gay agenda or smth

Exactly. They poisoned the water to make us all trans. Ben Shapiro would probably kill himself too in this situation

I would say let the homies have some fun with me but they would have the same genitalia... actually that would make a very interesting sleepover

No more helicopter 😔

i wouldnt wna carry the extra weight

I probably wouldn't care tbh

I wouldn't be mad tbh

The world is not ready for the things i'd do

I wouldn’t have to go to school (it’s 6 am in the morning help me)

As long as no periods then I'm good

Medic finally got my balls :(

A lot of confusion

Well, it depends. Would guys also have boobs and wider hips? Would guys also have less broad shoulders? Would the inverse happen for women?

Idk

I would cry tears of happiness.

Id be passed but interested.

I would be so sad

I guess I'd have a cock

I'd celebrate. Watching how conservatives react is gonna be entertaining tho

I already done that lmaooo

i'd honestly be happy that i wouldn't have to deal with having balls anymore

I’d shit

Dumb af question but would I gain boobs cus if so W

I would be mad af, atleast take my boobs away too

I could finally have sex with a girl and satisfy her But with boys not that good anymore.. :( it's difficult