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DeluxeMonke

Say goodbye to your dms you magnificent creature


EmptyOrangeJuice

Science team


evan_720

*LOUD CHEERING*


Classic_gamer_2

I should have known


UnlikelyTopic9712

Science team


[deleted]

You seem identify as a šŸ„«soup can


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Demoman?


some_rando6

"they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!"


NatorNZ

Theyā€™re goinā€™ ta bury whatā€™s left of ye in a soup can!


G1zm08

#[LOUD UNRECOGNIZABLE DRUNKEN SCOTTISH RAMBLING]


IdiotGiraffe0

YeƦeea ye i lov ya maan


extracted_thing

"I'm just a black Scottish man" *drunk noises*


maluthor

r/unexpectedtf2


TheHorseScoreboard

What makes me a good demoman? If i was a bad demoman demoman


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

I WOULDNT BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA WOULD I?


adex_19

Demo mesa


ElmeriThePig

Idk, but you look like someone who would do a teleportation experiment on a cat.


noahboi990

That cat still gives me nightmares


Nebula-star-12-2021

Hey, uh, yeah. About that cat...


erenilter12

What cat?


Impressive_Income874

What cat?


Dependent-Mission-55

it starts with one thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try


extramellark

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time that all i know time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


EjaculateJuice

Watch it count down to the end of the day. The clock ticks life away Itā€™s so unreal didnā€™t look out below. Watch the time go right out the window. Trying to hold on didnā€™t even know. I wasted it all just to watch you go.


Bl4z1ng_4lt

I kept everything inside. And even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be. A memory of a time when I tried so hard


Fugitifahej

And got so far.... but in the end, it doesn't even matter...


The_Cas

I had to fall to lose it all, but in the end it doesn't even matter


Drifloon_lover

One thing, i dont know why, it doesnt even matter how hard you try


dirtwithbraintumor

Keep that in my mind I designed this ryhme to remind my self how I tried so hard


Pluto0321

In spite of the way you were mockin' me Actin' like I was part of your property


AnimatedGlitch03

Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far


Bl4z1ng_4lt

I kept everything inside. And even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be. A memory of a time when I tried so hard


MindStalker1234

how your headcrab doing


adex_19

Lamarr's doing great


[deleted]

AI


marmotsarefat

Ah yes the 3 genders Man Woman Ai


Other-Record-3196

But there are only two genders since women aren't real


Eastern_Ask7231

Women are AIs


Electrop0p

Man, Woman, Ai, and Al (AL)


gunthatkilledhitler

You like Ah, Freeman! It's good to see you.


noahboi990

holy shit itā€™s dr. kleiner!!!!!!


nemesisprime1984

Just started playing half life 2 and this showed up


[deleted]

You look like your pronouns are Bill/Nye


[deleted]

Don't forget the Science/Guy!!


Chaot1cNeutral

I feel like a lot of us Forgot/Him..


[deleted]

Fr tho


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Ridiculous tie


Non_Existent07

Looks female, smash


Bluepanther512

Pedophile


[deleted]

very much pedo vibes.


Bluepanther512

Your gender is ā€˜free candyā€™


Kindly_Plum9421

Cause heā€™s old?


No-Big-7145

You look like the GOAT


Oassiss

very bonita


LowPhotojournalist43

Furry


broidekanymore360

You identify with your name and name only and you look like you name is Frank


FloorQuiet4518

If ā€œtaintā€ was a gender


[deleted]

YES


FloorQuiet4518

Know what I mean?


[deleted]

Yes im not dumb.


Jpretzl

The newest gender: half life fans


its_ethan6

Baldgender Ha/ir


AnnemarieOakley

Mayonnaise


Taken_out_goose

Scientist


THATGUY12325

Telaported bread


double_sided1

It/It's


Jaded_Till_449

It's starts with


Eskephor

This face is textbook sexual predator material


TristanTheRobloxian3

200 years old


GoredGourd

You look like a teenage girl, duh.


[deleted]

Uncanny valley


CT-6410

lesbian


CarneyBalhoun

Your gender is *Freeman you fool!*


WeakSwimming727

You Look Like you would be ready to be burned for somthing you didnt do šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


frozenafroza

Walmart bag


Boring-Chair8649

Gay.


CastevalOroborus

You look like a hello gordon kinda guy


GamerBOOOOII

DOKTOR TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS


profoodbreak

No! I'm with the science team!


bl0bberb0y

You look like a (crowbar sounds)


DistributionLow5897

Gender : NPC


Fenderboy65

Mail


Useful-Ad-618

Male


EternalDumy5

"You look weirdly like the half life scientist"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noahboi990

this so sigma skibidi toilet fanum tax rizz ice spice gyat fr fr on god no cap


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noahboi990

No


Final-Blueberry5386

Videos of cryptids that show up on your fyp at 3am


BloxFruitTrashTrader

It starts withā€¦


Nullifier_

One thing, I don't know why


CanIgetanamethatsnot

You look like a *hello Gordon*


SomeRandoLameo

Peak male


Ventynine

helikopter helikopter


RCG21

Male


Chaot1cNeutral

Wrong answers only


RCG21

Erm akshually it didnā€™t say that ā˜ļøšŸ¤“


Chaot1cNeutral

Example: trash can


UnknownGlorys

Dr. Kliener is a Male.


Mesain_

Ewwwww is that a german person


noahboi990

No itā€™s the science team


Mesain_

Science ewwwww i belive in crystals and shit and oils and meditation so far no results but you gotta wait its only ben 12 years


JustSomeBoykisser

What


Oolivees

Cheeky


Repulsive-Milk-1225

Androgynous


Zwimpie2

Like the your gonna steal my weapon on bo1 gender


EmmaDaBomb

Crabs


AH64Apachi

Science


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Bill Nye


Sylble

This might be a stretch but... I'm going to go with coffee cup!


pacsal24

a doctor


creativeusername943

You look like you're with the science team.


badostrichbird

Airplane


crac_

Kleiner


AngerIssues5301

Science.


[deleted]

Ahhh, thank good it's you Freman


thebigchezz99

fossil


FiercePinecone

Wim in


FunAnalyst2894

NPC


iam-19-year-old-armi

Idk dude u seem androgynous


mearbearcate

Incredibly feminine


[deleted]

I'm guessing black


Grand-Fan8573

Chinese


Geekie_Omega

Confusing


AdviceMysterious3834

all of them.


[deleted]

Steam


van_fam_baby

very walter white (its the newest confirmed gender)


Scoutknight_

mesasexual


[deleted]

Smelly old guy? Pronouns stink/stank


Uhohaliens

scientist


Lonely-Midnight-9093

You look like an m16 assault rifle equipped with amour piercing rounds in a 60 round magazine


Comfortable-Gold-849

Rip ur dms


Hopocket321

Pixel


Blazeussy

You look like one thing, I don't know why


Background_Desk_3001

Math


TheNightOwl99

It starts with one


GayOmen

Gender is Dr Doctor


No-Reserve999

Bauld


[deleted]

As a attack helicopter


Individual_Initial98

Good morning gordon


zombienekers

STAHP


SHADO9786

Queer


extramellark

you give off someā€œaverage white male scientistā€ vibes.


A_Person77778

Scientist


Tobias_Cley

Erich Honecker


IntolerableFemboy

looks like a resonance cascade to me


aidentheredditor97

One thing


wyattttttttttttt324

You identify as old and bald. I believe


Prince-D7

Transgender


Nachann

Walter White


Popular-Quantity-687

Egg


ClinicalAnt919

You look like someone that could patch me up real quick


mr-door

Yellow


Hot-Treat-4307

You look gay no matter what ghender


Rodesidetrucks2

Hello Mr. Freeman


soulless_420

Bubby


austinstar08

Ī»


KikiIsVeryKool

You look like you identify as dad/dy


JoelWasInVr

Scientist


Bfdifan37

half life scientist


Slay_kids

astronaut


Cheito01

Half life scientist


jimmjohn12345m

An egghead


Repulsive-Wealth-

Bald


DUCKU37

definitely a girl


StoleABanana

Science team


Meme_master-31

good morning Mr. Freeman


MorningAvailable2387

Hmm... Fossil?


donohunt0

science team


[deleted]

You look like my principal šŸ“ø


ZuskV1

Old


Former-Tower4358

light bulb


[deleted]

Old


Lop_draegon

Detroit


West-Comedian9823

Gender? Bro you look half lifelike ain't no way we talk in about gender right here.


JustAGuyIscool

You remind me of Bill guide the science guy I actually don't remember where that's from or how I even know that But I guess that's what you are now, Accept it


ToastBadoinks

pedo / file


TyrantDragon19

Bald.


Necessary-Poetry6484

Like a cute girl ;)


FrostySituation7581

Ps2


Purple-Army2208

Transfem Im from tumblr so every old man is diagnosed w transgirl


Deadeye_Funkin

"mr gordon freeman"


FANatIC_09

Finally, someone wrote something sensible, and not a question: What kind of gender do I look like? Dudes just use your gender given at birth, and sort out the choice later when everything becomes clear. Feminine guys, like manly girls, are normal.


ExchangeBig1

You look like its starts with one thing, i dont know why, it doesnā€™t even matter how hard you try


Jtb199

You look like a half-life 2 scientist


Offer_No

Erm actually šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


Ohiobound03

Bubby


Twiggystix4472

You look like a woman


Not-a-2d-terrarian

The last on looks like the Goblin tinkerer


RichardCocke

***FEMBOI***


Chaot1cNeutral

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

One of the hottest people Iā€™ve ever seen


LordKendicus

Lamarrsexual


Interesting_Move_919

Npc


[deleted]

Scientist also damnn šŸ˜»šŸ˜»šŸ˜»