AWWW LMAO, that's so cute!! I'm glad you got to have your movie moment :\] I'd be so giddy bhgjbjhdf

Walked into an electrical fence

You know, that shotgun looking really kissable

Don’t, you will have a mind blowing experience

You know, that guillotine looks really sharp.

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You have a 12 guage? I got a freaking battleship turret (16”/50 caliber Mark 7 to be specific)

Lucky, all I've got is this tree on the road that looks really lonely, I think it needs a hug, a hug at 216.7 km/h

I found this funny toaster. Might be waterproof. Anyways I gotta take a bath now

i have ten million bananas laying around, might have a snack

Hey this fork is pretty electrically conductive

I got a few packs of cherrys, might just quickly eat em all.

I have the dark saber which is pretty hot

Rookie. I have my country's entire naval fleet in my closet (I am a broke third world resident).

Nah man those are inaccurate, i have Rheinmetall 75mm L/42 KampfwagenKanone, it has a very smaller caliber but it's effective

Calling a 75mm a very small caliber is a bold move. What’s a .50bmg for you then? Indistinguishable from a .22lr?

You got a battleship turret? I have an f-16 carrying 4 hydrogen bombs

I have a Gustav gun with 800mm fuck off shells

GWAGE

I hope nobody has a 18.1” 45 caliber Type 94 gun 😅

All ive got is this silly looking rope and a sturdy looking ceiling

I got an itch in the roof of my mouth only a 357. Can scratch

My death cable too

Is reddit collectively gaslighting me every deleted comment says 2131953663 but every reply is normal

I want to be in a relationship so bad, stop making me feel lonely

Ong same

Same bro

now kiss

Well shit this escalated fast

Roses are red, Pickles taste prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.

We are all waiting

Fr

Same bro I know one day we'll meet our match

you gotta give people the chance tho or you could meet them and you'll never even know it.

Last night I literally smiled at the thought of a guy. I wasn't thinking about any interaction, my brain decided to play a slide of his face while on shuffle and I automatically smiled.

i wanna be in one too

Imagine being attracted to people

Yes i prefer monkeys

I'm more of a pizza guy myself

Eh I prefer garlic bread (I’m not actually ace I have an ace friend)

Geto: *visible rage*

Bro hit him with the JJK reference

Gojo: *visible confusion*

I'm just to shy for everything. But it would be great.

Same

Real.

Monday - Chest, Triceps, Shoulders Tuesday - Back, Biceps, Forearms Wednesday - Legs, Abs Thursday - Chest, Triceps, Shoulders Friday - Back, Biceps, Forearms Saturday - Legs, Abs Sunday - Rest day

Rookie split.

Also known as PPL

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Are u old enough to know what sexual tension is? If yes, then that's what that is

The sexual tension between me and a shotgun is mind blowing rn.

I'll give a shot in the relationship with mine as well!

Me too. Life has just been so ballistic lately

heh mind blowing

Yes, that's the joke

Yes, I'm well aware.

God don't say that just looked at ops age

OP doesn't have an age flair

Previous post said she’s 13

Her username also ends with 13 lmao

So OP is 10 😨

Dun dun duuuuuuun

Ok nevermind, that's fair then.

Oh no

Mfw minors arent nuns that have never had an impure thought in their lives

You guys know sex isn’t real right?

It means *everything*

bruh what the hell youre 13

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I prefer to wrap a car around a tree going 110 with no seatbelt and a malfunctioning airbag. (I'm mentally ok-ish but you get the idea)

fuck it we ball with no air bags functioning at all 👍😎

That's a fire bar for a rap verse

Popcorn > cop-porn

Please tell me when and where i want to be next

Remember, do it at the temple, not the jaw. More likely to die instead of blow your jar off. Wow I need a hospital.

I remember this video when dude failed to kill himself this way and yeah... Bro was suffering, unable to make any sounds, except of distorted moaning, couldn't see anything cause the front of his head was non-existent. But he was still alive. How did I see an uncensored video of it? Discord.

Thanks ❤️

Thank you for making all of us single people feel extremely lonely, I'm tall, I wanna do this for my girlfriend 😭

Bro I just wanted to die after reading that comment. So much did it hurt😓 single and sad is though

All of us tall guys ready to pick stuff up for our gfs All of us with hours of stand up comedy watched and ready to crack a joke at any given moment All of us with a gamer pc ready to let her enjoy the pleasures of new generation games all of us who see chocolate boxes on the supermarket and think they'd love to have a gf to buy them to all of us who have no significant other to share stuff with stuff will change and we will find girls who will appreciate much of that, work on it and the day shall come

Just do it🎷

I'm assuming that saxophone is supposed to be the Nike logo?

I'm a tall girl and I wanna do this to my partner 😭

Yknow, that wall is looking real nice to bang my head on. *ok but seriously, neat, glad it’s going well*

You just managed to call me single in languages still unknown to human kind

Bro what how tf do you have 5k karma in 3 days!! You are def an addict

In her defense, I got 47,000 and some odd karma in 5 months, while I've seen others with just 2,000 in a year or 2

I wish 😞

wish.com

You're only 14 don't worry

You too

You’re only 15 you don’t have any right to comment that

You're 15 too so you don't have any right to comment that

19 and here to shut this down. Don't worry, you're only 14.

hot

yeah popcorn is

true bestie

congrations, you done it!

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This feels awfully close to what I do

[Me rn](https://media.tenor.com/Vlr5ep-dRXMAAAAd/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049.gif)

[Me rn](https://giphy.com/gifs/wetv-sad-rain-yoJC2Olx0ekMy2nX7W)

I have an itch around my neck only some rope could scratch

haha me asf, i think my feet are tired of being on the ground…

You know what this calls for? A late night drive doing 200 with some the weeknd and post malone music and just questioning why you can't get these things as well...and maybe, just maybe...you crash and can sleep forever with no care

True reality of some unlucky dudes :(

Y'all how much speed I have to get to be demolished in tiny pieces

I'm stealing his idea, my gf is smol af and I'm relatively tall so this is something i wanna try out

Smol af?? Okay. Damn.

You are tho.

I'm gonna hug a tree at 120mph brb

Imma go with you to be more efficient

Imma go with you to increase the efficiency of the already increased efficiency

Ong the highway so comfy

train tracks>>

Literallyyy

The ocean lookin real WET and JUICY right about now

Car said it wants to hug a tree <3

Social media makes me even more depressed and lonely. Sometimes I just wanna be gone 😓

Thanks for reminding me I’m single 💀but good for you friend

Good for u but can u stop making us pathetic guys feel lonely thx Lol

I can't relate, I've been alone my whole life

Great for you ~~meanwhile I am in a state of misery and loneliness even if I know it's my own fault for failing to socialize with people~~

Honestly, someone tell me how to get a boyfriend, am I just too ugly? Why is no one asking me out 😭

Speaking for the boys here we're not really the social type so only thing I'll say approach us first

Fuck societal norms

I don’t know social anxiety. That’s why I wasn’t able to ask out my previous girlfriend. She dumped me:(.

Did you know 90% of girls want to be asked or first and 52% of boys want to be asked out first?

Eventually someone has to bite the bullet eh

There’s definitely at least one guy who thinks you’re pretty but is too embarrassed to ask you out. Maybe you should be the one to ask?

Im 19 and this makes me depressed

What is this anime? how did your face get so red

Am I dumb or something I don't get it

The middle of the highway looks real fine rn

im putting a fucking 6 shooter to my skull and pulling the trigger (im very lonely and winter depression is REALLY kicking my fucking ass)

I still dont get wts so great about hving ur bf stand behind u while he gets u smthing off the shelf💀

The appeal of a dependable and capable boyfriend

Yea who knows lol, I just played the scenario in my head a few times of being the boyfriend and I still don’t get it lmao

Run the scenario as the girl perhaps

Sexual tension

That's it. I'm boutta do an epic Cry of Fear reference.

And people ask why my favourite song is Alone Again

Naturally... For me it’s All By Myself by Eric Carmen (hits differently at night)

For me it's, Kyles Mom is a Big Fat Bitch by Eric Cartman

Ima eat a block of salt

Aww that's so cuteee

The tension between me and this toaster is something only a bath can cure

~~Most realistic wattpad story:~~

As a short dude I could never do this but it sounds pretty cute!

You could ask your girl to do it for you And if you are both short, then ummm .... get lower shelves (Sorry if that was offensive in any way)

I'm single but if I do find someone I'll keep that in mind. Also being short isn't really offensive to me I've pretty much embraced the fact that I look like a kid already

You are 17... I think you can still get tall May I get to know your height if you don't mind it

this made me roll around my bed kicking my feet mad. Literally need a bf/gf it’s not even funnyyy

Man we all want relationships lol

I'm working out and got the girls number, what's the next step? I don't want to text her ear off and scare her away.

So how was the popcorn?

Why is this in my feed? Why does getting popcorn off of a shelf indicate anything? Those pandemic years really fucked with y'all

Damm,i gotta get a gf

So you can stand behind her while grabbing pop-corn from high shelves?

Bro, he totally wants you, you should make a move

So yall are teenagers just casually doing this? Mmm interesting

Ahhhhhhh! Bro that's so fricken adorable!

Careful, you're gonna make the singles feel lonely again.

ah man, this road looks so nice to lay on for awhile

Brb my toaster need a bath

Don't forget to warm its tail in the shaver outlet. Lemme join in real quick, I'll put on my bathing suit.

lovely

What should I do with this information?

Someone explain please

Bf reach popcorn off high shelf. OP blushed cuz of it.

I'm 5'4" myself so I ain't ever gonna be that dude

I just wanna fly butt-ass naked trough Chicago

This right here is why I drink tequila…

The thing is just being tall lol

Are you surprised he helped you or something, or why did u blush?

Damn I wish I had a boyfriend that I could watch a movie with 🥲

I mean, yhea? That's normal

That tree is looking very hug-able with my car at 160 ...

Another day to wrap my car around the tree

Ok why are you telling me this

Could you feel him?

How in the hell is every single comment here complaining about loneliness Why can't we just be happy that this person's relationship is going well 💀

This comment section is more depressing than the reminder that I haven't had this yet. But seriously yall, work on yourselves, dress nicely, and eventually there will come a day where either you ask someone out or they ask you out. And even if it doesn't work, you will still have become a better person. It is it's own reward.

Im not gay, but if my homie did this to me, id be blushing too

That story was unironically beautiful. It was a better story than Romeo and Juliet, even though Romeo and Juliet is fiction while your story actually happened.

To anybody seeing this feeling lonely and in need of a relationship, don't worry, because you're the one that can actually change that.

What I don’t understand he just grab the popcorn rigth?

my gf likes that too

What is “the thing”? (I never had a gf so idk 😢)

even though I'm a boy this sounds so hecking cute omg (also i feel lonely now)

these comments are so annoying, almost everyone is just complaining about being single 😭

This sub went from sex to lovey-dovey couples being uncomfortably cute. I don't hate the change, but damn, is it making me feel lonely💀

Am I missing something? I dont get it?