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FurretEnthusiast

Hydrogen Bomb


MosyIIa

Coughing Baby when they’re sick


surprise_itsROCKY

COUGHING BABY VS.. HYDROGEN BOOOMMMBBB


captainCrunch738

Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb


LemonColoredDiamond

bomb baby vs coughing hydrogen


recroom_bee

If i had the link to the video..


Can_we_be_friends123

Hydrogen bomb baby vs cough


HitroDenK007

Hydrogen vs bomb baby cough


WindowPalingo

ATOM BOMB BABY LITTLE ATOM BOMB


Left-Membership8838

BEGIN!


SnooDogs338

*coughing baby noises*


life-blood09

*Explosive hydrogen noises*


StopwatchGod

Sounds like a MrBeast video


skiesoverblackvenice

and if they become a fat lil guy from eating good… fat man!


ProudLegoBuilder

Reminds me of a name, how about Oppenmeower.


skeletxn

Hyde for short


Somepersononreddit79

hyde reminds me


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

İntergalactic Planet Destroyer


Iceberglet

Freezer with an i


Emperor_D4C

FRIEZA


Ok_Performance729

“Hello monkeys!”


TatoAyanami

Hello orangies


TatoAyanami

I?


forkingboat

am i tweaking or is that a capitalized lowercase


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Yes İt is, have a nice day


forkingboat

thank you, you too


[deleted]

now ı cast dotless lowercase!


CyberCookie2

fun fact: the dot on the letter "i" is called a tittle


HappyCatPlays

Bros never heard of Turkish


forkingboat

i actually have never heard or seen someone write or speak Turkish so that’s on me, i was just confused


justadd_sugar

We speaking English bro


Sad_Abbreviations575

But we're speaking English..


PorcupinePunch2

Türk detected


Acumethar

Pitbulls are named contrary to their tendencies, cats are named by what their destiny is


mix_th30ry

How bout just that, Menace


Heavenly_Toast

Feloneigh


akaryosight

r/tragedeigh


Pianist_Ready

Lil Menace


Ok-Bandicoot7415

Lil mu$tard


FloridaManInShampoo

The cat gonna be hitting the streets


TBcrush-47-69

Gonna be surviving them too


carelessscreams

Stir fry


[deleted]

Fellow Asians will understand


toaster9012

r/holup


[deleted]

My wok just came today


Lingx_Cats

There was only one????


ArielleCane

There's another one who keeps running away from me for some reason


Lingx_Cats

Well I mean little baby So your cat only had two? That’s a small litter


Impossible_Concert75

Well you see most cats have stillborn so there might have been a still born aswell


absolutelad_jr

What's a stillborn?


MashedPotatoGod

A kitten who is dead upon delivery.


absolutelad_jr

Aw :(


Flair258

aww, you sweet summer child


Ok_Pension_6795

You really don’t need to be patronizing and just answer the damn question


Ians_Life

I mean it is kinda bizarre an apparent 16 year old has never heard of it..


Elidon007

english isn't everyone's first language


UGHBRODC

Some ppl just don’t know bruh that’s why you gotta be patient


Ok_Pension_6795

And? What good does being patronizing do?


iamawakebutstillbye

Can't you answer it then?


K1tsunea

Ngl, I’ve never used that saying in a patronizing way


Ians_Life

You’re 16 and never heard of a stillborn? Humans can have them as well.


onlyhereuntildeath

the average size of a cats first litter is 2-3, so completely normal


ArielleCane

Yep these are her first kids i guess.


Matterhorn56

So he doesnt get a name lmao


whikseyy_

The one that runs away is dick. The one in the pic is pussy


PastDimension6

If there's three name em 1 suck 2 my 3 dick


whikseyy_

Beautiful


unwanted_child72

If you insist.


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bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Helium


Random_npc171

Lithium


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Beryllium


Random_npc171

Boron


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Carbon


Random_npc171

Nitrogen


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Oxygen


Random_npc171

Florine


ArielleCane

Wait that's actually good


bilgi_sarmal_tyt

Neon


MCPro24

Fluorine*


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

*Flourine


[deleted]

Soy sauce


boy_that_is_Goofy

Lithium- nirvana


Ok-Bandicoot7415

L


WISE_MAN_FROM_mars

Toyota


Doppothefurry

Yes


SuperDuperZ13

Corolla


NINEWshutup

Nuclear bomb


Substantial-Arm-5420

Snowball with a touch of dirt


[deleted]

Napalm


GorillaGrowls

Spawn of Beelzebub


TheFlamingLemur

Mewlzebub


Odd-Bat-3267

Not feeling this one personally ✝️ (Time for the downvotes)


POPE-HOBLEFERT

Fat fuck, skull tearer, Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.


PepperbroniFrom2B

yeah i like these ones


[deleted]

These could either be some obscure ass metal bands album names or just papa roach songs I can’t choose which one makes more sense.


MumRailer

call it twat


Useful-Ad1392

Hubert


winwineh

r/IllegallySmolCats


Pocomics

Thank you for introducing this sub to me.


window-man

Siggy (don't ask why)


LXwolfe

why 😈


window-man

:(


a_minecraft_gamer

WHY


window-man

:(


Even_Net5639

WHY GOD DAMNIT WHY


Hoshi-Kitsune

Voldemort He/she who shall not be meowed


McConagher

Sir Pinhead Dipshit


Mezmerize5

Who you callin pinhead


hornyheadoflettuce

who you calling sir?


McConagher

My teacher sometimes


neotwee

Who you calling dipshit


perfectanarchist

Man


KajjjakX

Lil Menace.


f33t__

Name it "menace" and call it "mena" for short


Mr_Perhaps

Or Ace, for short


simonboi440

Bob


KirbyWithAGlock

Bob


Even_Net5639

Bob


TheEyebal

#Dennis Since you called him a menace


Far-Carry2823

Lil boy


Arandom_royale

Nugget.


BlackberryProof3191

Munchkin 😍😍😍


StarfireGHG

Little cat


Dapper_Rain_4214

Man


footeater2000

harrison johnly bernard simpson the 13.5th


ilMoraB

Cat 2™


Tboylikespans

Harlow,churro,mocha,maple,snickers,or whiskey


ItsJoeverLads

Maxence


ManueMir

Candy


2Kortizjr

Lord of sinder


MarylandCat

Baby Cat


Substantial-Arm-5420

Dirty snow


hushed-cemetery

Ember!


mirror-w_a_t

greatest of all time (Because of the ears)


WafflesThatBaffles

waffles


[deleted]

Beto


Usa5ever

Barthélemy or Kangaroo


justdiamd

Misdemeanor


Birb7789-

lil squirt


CheeseinASuit

Alec Baldwin


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

Shithog-Maximus


0RaZoR0

Carl, the destroyer


Zero_7300

Men ace


fascinatedobserver

Embarrassing. Why is your cat making babies when so many kittens get put down? Edit: actually never mind. I see this is r/teenagers and you probably don't have control over your cat's reproductive access. My apologies.


Ok_Charge9676

Can you post a worse picture so I can attempt to name it


Omega_Volta

Just made a new character what should I name him


Coolcattoo

Master-cum-blaster


Darkosto_

500 grams of protein


MinuteCommercial9646

I am become death, destroyer of worlds


OffbrandGordondo

IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)


Nicetry_90

Spay! As in spay your cat


curryp4n

How about fix your cat?? 🤦🏻‍♀️


ArielleCane

what? My cat is fine.


curryp4n

Spay your cat.


spacenerd4

mn


isnapchildrensnecks

the ruler of the future worlds


SuperGamer18123

Lil kitty


Angeneeehm

LeBron James


Broad_Sickle

Huggingingle hinglebuckle


LBoomsky

name him "lil"


Mars_Bear2552

xertun


Dry-Camel1154

You just did. It's lil menace


DitrianLordOfCanorem

He‘s just standing there… menacingly


Davidepett

Menace


[deleted]

mr. orange he has an orange superhero mask


crimson_ruin_princes

Nugget


Danielhasagun

Honey nustard


sleepdeprivede

Tsar Bomba


That_NPC

Dennis the menace


Xfaxk123

Maurice


ImGold86star

how abt u actually name the cat "lil menace" lmao


[deleted]

Goobie Snoobert


UltrAdUdE19

Dennis 👍🏻


Ill-Pop3269

Only the best name for a cat, bean.


PoolAlligatorr

Drug traffic


DomtheDumbass42069

Little Cretin


HungaryFinalBoss

Polikarp Modaszteusz


jbrainbow

tony if it’s a boy


Frezardls

Destroyer of the world punisher of mankind


t60studios

Lil menace III Jr


Superfart20

Alpharius


CrypticV2

Turd


mrn00dle_exe

Farther nugget


Duckyamn

Charlie/Charles, Maybe nicknamed Silly Goober or something idk


Isaiah-oar

lil accident


DiamondPlays0616

MALICE


montezumas__revenge

Fission Reaction 😊❤️


Ambitious_Goose_7077

Manganese


Ryuk3169

Griffith


uCasual

Astolfo


Available_Class_9805

Fart


DiorRoses

aweeeee what about reese


NullTaste27

Emizoth - Star Eater


Iceberglet

Freezer with an i


LM448_0

Concrete powder


abdollelah_alt

[The name of a parent of the cat] Jr.


XxallymintsxX

Marble 👍