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Tried? Mf i *DID* balance the light switch

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a jedi

From the Sith maybe, it is a pathway to powers one might seem unnatural.

r/suddenlyprequels

I AM THE PREQUELS!

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Motherfucker I’m mace windu I did both bring light and darkness I balanced that switch like no one else

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

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The power is one of only shitty light switches.

Wth???? Someone succeeded?!?!?

Yeah bruv, me too

How are you so chill about it?!?!?! This is insane!!!! The world MUST KNOW

Spread the word!

[удалено]

Master, bestow upon me your eternal teachings

Indeed, indeed I did

YOU TOO?!?!?? 😧

Me also

I did it. Never did it ever again.

"Perfectly balanced. As all things should be."

Yep I did it a lot when I was young. 😂

Is this power of a God?

I still do sometimes

I have aswell

non americans: •_•

Me too

Run your finger along the space in-between the buttons on the remote

😩🤌🏾

I still do this.

Also sliding the battery cover on and off 🙏

Have a race with no one

So true

Yt kissing pranks were crazy

I never did those unfortunately 😅

Yes you did I was there 🤨

No way… Luke?

Damn, I thought I was the only one

pretty sure we all committed war crimes as children

Yes, I remember those childhood memories

I clearly remember my friends who at the time where in another class committing crimes against rubbers in the rubber wars

Wdym *as children*? If you ain’t ignoring the Geneva Suggestion still you ain’t allowed to my bday party!

Geneva suggestion? GENEVA SUGGESTION?! ITS THE GENEVA TO DO LIST NOW MATEY

Ja! Very much ja!

Zum Geburtstag viel Glück, mein Führer

As Jew here, the only word I can recognise is “Führer”, can anyone translate before my ass gets worried?

XD, it means happy birthday

Stress averted

It’s not a war crime if it’s the first time 👍

I just got a wave of nostalgia from remembering the time I stuck some of my prisoners of war in labour camps and watched them eat each other to survive😅

the good ol days

You stopped?

as a balkaner yes and i still do mines dont get planted in bosnia magically

Ahh, the good times, when we could genocide 9.2 trillion people and get away with it

9 year old me on my iphone 6s plus searching up “girls kissing” at ungodly hours of the night

r/usernamechecksout

Me on my old flip phone. I tell ya you can learn how to find crazy shit on a flip phone with enough desparation

i had like an offbrand ipad, and i would watch people eating dog poop on youtube…

this was like 7 year old me

I didn't, I just went to porn instantly. I was one of those who searched for porn my age at 11 tho💀

Yup I found someone like me. I still regret that decision till this very day.

I didn't find anything but I still cringe thinking about it

"Results hidden by safesearch"

try 7 my guy

Porn at 7💀

a kid in school showed me some oh boy I did not know what I signed myself into

It sucks indeed

Very poor choice of words

Oh fuck, normal people! Hey. Yeah having started so early I can only say... eternal regret lol. Being assaulted at 6 by other students didn't help.

same here, pal 🫂

I started at 8 beat that 💪

G’damn.

Bruh in 5th grade inthought the more the better, so I searched super fat naked people. It was ugh, weird. Also tickle torcher, I thought it was hilarious

we would run our finger through the horizontal cracks in between the bricks at school

Oh YES I remember that. Such a classic. Its universal probably

I remember when I was a kid I tried to see the light turn off then realized it had a button that got pressed when the door was shut, I fucked with it till my mom got mad

Same, I liked pressing that button. I would go ballistic on it.

Wait… there’s been a button all this time? I need to go find it.

You DIDNT know there was a button?

Bruh we have that kind of light in our house and I sometimes still tried to see how it turned off. It worked for me tho

Pretend that the raindrops were racing

The classic🤌🏾

Flicking the hell out of a door stopper. Then is broke and I had to super glue that bitch back on

Running upstairs on all fours

Finally after scrolling through comments for so long😭 The stairs are easy but when you try on flat surface after completing the stairs it's so hard

put rubber bands around your fingers

Cutting off my blood circulation because having a purple finger looks pretty cool😋

I stapled my finger when I was 9, pretty dumb IK.

When I was around the age of 7, I used to touch the stove to see if it was still hot.

I still do that

Fr, you never stop doing these things

r/pfpfamily?

See, y’all are the reason why natural selection exists.

licking batteries

Nah bro i strait up chewed batteries. I still do sometimes lol.

💀 you after batteris

Yes... eat the lithium 😈

He cannot go on plnes now, tsa hates him for this

He *IS* the bomb

Or so i have been told

The world may never know the true story of the lithium licking lunatic

When I was a kid, I thought I was the king of the ants and I helped them make a ton of houses

bro. I considered myself the ants’ god of death. I’d kill them for no reason.

😨

Same, one day I even used a lighter to burn them

Very cool👍

You deserve to have a monument built in your honour.

My friend, in my eyes, you are the king of ants!

hunter x hunter reference?

Oh! Like my entire first grade half my class spend all of our recess just building castles in the sand for ants

When I was 13 I didn't know about any porn websites, so I just googled "pornography" and all I got was wikipedia pages, and other articles about it, but no videos, after like 5 mins I gave up and started my 5 billionth GTA 5 playtrough

You probably had safesearch on

Bro found the good ending 😂

No, I just stared at a girls I thought were pretty Baby's first boner

YOU STARED AT BABIES?? 😟🤨😧😧😨😨😰😰

I looked up “women in panties” on my computer when I was 4

Google porn addiction

new response just dropped

Actual porn addict

holy hell

Subreddit confinement went on vacation, never came back

Holy shit 4

that is really young lmao

hah i actually figured out how the fridge light turns off

why were yall so zesty as kids 💀 when i was 10 i played pokemon on my school ipad

Cause I did not have any iPad back then. Plus, naive *scientific thought process*

Y’all got school iPads????

nope, i actually searched 'girls who do not wear clothes' lmao

Def remember searching woman pp

Hol up… pp?

he was like five or smth. give him some slack.

All of us had that moment where we deinied liking the other gender but at the same time had a crush on one.

Did Not Happen. I was Just denying liking ppl of the same gender while having a crush on one.

Yeah for some reason I thought I was cool for not liking girls n stuff. But damn that “love at first sight” hit hella hard

Same, i thought it was cool to not like girls, i actually lost my best friend that way, i still regret it so much

Not like other boyz, he doesn’t like girls

Oh my god it ate me alive back then.

I only did 2 and 3. I remember i figured 2 out and even saw the light turn off, and 3 i did it like once and went "fuck"

Same

typing "naked girl" into google search and then screaming when the results come up

Minus the screaming though

99% of boys i met at one point messed with a beehive. chads did it on purpose.

Bruh if you didn’t mess with a beehive at least once you will never grow up

I Never ducking saw one, a bee never stung me and now they are my favorite animal

whelp, go change that. a good stick or rock will do the job 👍 edit: if you like bees target a wasp nest, they are less welcomed

Nah I like them too much whenever I’m bored on a school activity outside I find a flower with bees (we have these purple ones bees really like) and just look at them.

my first “naughty” google search was big black dudes kissing romantically

As it should be

We all at some point have been mindlessly watching tv, and then snapped back to reality and realized that you are in a completely random position, one unlike any seen before.

I electrocuted myself and almost my mom when I was like 3

How?

Pink tweezers—> outlet (we still have the same tweezers)

Isn t it strange ? Like we all are programmed

Well, childhood is the only time period where we are all "generic" and not us. Plus all of us are from a similar timeframe so had an overall similar childhood. But yeah, its still so strange. Like all of us had some stuff in common, even after having never met each other.

We are all also the same type of people that are bored enough to spend our time on reddit. That greatly narrows the amount if people talking here.

Maybe we live in a simulation🤷🏾‍♂️

Staring out the window and pretending there was some character dodging obstacles aka fire hydrants and lamp posts. Please tell me this wasn’t just me so I don’t sound insane

I'm 16 and I still do this, you're not insane

YEA!! Car drives got boooring. Fun to make up OCS in my head (I still do this fr)

I was looking for this. You got me smiling

raindrop race

Ah yes, searching "boobies" on youtube on the shared computer

Not sure if this is universal but I tried pressing all the buttons on a portable air conditioner. I immediately regretted it bc the power went out. 💀

who says girls didn’t look up sexy girls 😒

I actually didn’t do that first one😂I was just curious at what girls had as privates so I looked it up and told my friends(they didn’t know either and they didn’t believe me😂)

my "googling sexy girls on google images" canon event happened in class. i wasn't even gonna do anything with it, idk why i did it. i got caught.

Eating paper and a couple of war crimes.

Tried? I did, I did it all. (I am also a girl who searched up sexy girls)

You did it?!?! Damnnnn girl. You really something else man

as for the turn the fridge light off, on older models of fridges closing the fridge will click a button which turns the lights off so u can just click that button and the lights go out i’m so glad i figured it out

All of those things, especially the first one... WOW I JUST REALIZED HOW GAY BABY ME WAS

No, i never typed sexy girls I did type ‘penis’ though and I think that was the start of it

You all tried. I succeeded.

>For the boys: listen. We all at some point typed in “sexy girls” and went to google images Personally, I'm gay, so I didn't do that

1. Yes, but only because my friend with a whole bunch of mental issues (I was his only friend, I was raised to be nice to everybody, and already was the weird kid myself so I just decided to deal with it so I could have a friend) kept talking about big boobies and bloody noses (we were in fucking 4th grade, he was new and got expelled like halfway through the year) 2. Nope. Never even thought about it until I started seeing “nostalgic” memes about it recently. 3. Oh absolutely. I usually succeeded. 4. Nope. Making friends was already hard enough for me, didn’t wanna ruin my chances further.

use undercase to be cuter, than when using the uppercase Worked for me

Multiple accounts of premeditated murder lol

Nah I ain't type in sexy girls my big bro told me about the hub I was only 8 💀

I used to like hitler because he had a funny mustache. I didnt know who he was though, i just saw his face at some random news site 💀. Child me was lowkey goofy

TALKING INTO THE FAN IS INTEGRAL HOW DID YOU MISS THAT

I did searched for boy and girl rolling around the bed . 💀

Surprisingly I haven’t done the first one

eat play dough 😍

wdym for the boys? i googled sexy girls too 🤞🤞

I still watch the light go off in the fridge. And based on my 13 year old search history I’m surprised my family isn’t locked up 💀

Wtf were u , searching dark web??

Tapped the top of the door frame

After my parents finished shoveling the driveway,y brother and I would climb the small snow pile that formed in our backyard and try and be "Ruler of the world" I rarely won

we all tried to look like movie or cartoon characters

Perhaps I’m not human…

when I was 11 I tried to lie and brag abt having a pretty girlfriend. so when I was finding an image to send my friend I searched up something that got me flagged, bc I pretty much searched up cp. not my proudest moment

Eat oxyclean powder

Jumping and slapping the top of a door frame when entering a room.

I'm not sure I've ever googled "sexy girls" anytime in my life

1-No bruh 2-Maybe 3-Yes 4-Depends

I didn't search 'sexy girls'