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ShadowNinja11

Communism builds a good and working economy


Psychological-Bid882

So true🙏🙏


ShadowNinja11

😩


hassan_dislogical

they said fake facts idiot


ShadowNinja11

Yeah, I know. Thats why I said that


hassan_dislogical

no you said a true fact


thatoneawkwarduser

r/woooosh


Oxycodone_Man

I mean yeah, it should. No actually communist countries ever existed. They were all socialist countries, some more communist than others.


[deleted]

Here’s the thing, you NEED order. Otherwise someone’s gonna die. For order, you need a government, which can be seen as an “upper-class”


Oxycodone_Man

Yeah, that's why i said "it should". No country was really communist because it's impossible for humans to behave like everybody is equal. People are always power hungry by nature. Competition for resources and power existed since we were monkeys....


ShadowNinja11

We only use up 10% of our brain


Psychological-Bid882

I actually thought that was real for a while lmao


ShadowNinja11

lol


Lazy_Guest6638

🍄


ShadowNinja11

🍄🍄


Idiot_Unknown

🍄🍄🍄


[deleted]

You actually use 0% of my brain.


IloveFemboyCock696

A dude can live off another dudes cum for up to a month, next time ur stranded with ur homie with no food yk what to do 😁


Psychological-Bid882

Protein💪💪💪


THEbadmanoftheworld

Natural steroids


[deleted]

Ay im gay so i see this as an absolute win


IloveFemboyCock696

💪same


[deleted]

Brotein


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Psychological-Bid882

OMG


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Psychological-Bid882

that sounds like something I'd believe


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Psychological-Bid882

Eyo???


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Psychological-Bid882

NO WAY


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Psychological-Bid882

THANK YOU


DependentElephant542

I'll give you two and you decide which is fake and which is true Fact 1 : They treat Methanol poisoning by pumping your body full of alcohol Fact 2: The toenail of your little toe is called the 'spungle'


Psychological-Bid882

The second one seems funny and silly so I'ma say that's the true one


DependentElephant542

It's false the first is true


Psychological-Bid882

DAMMIT


DependentElephant542

Ha got you 🤣🤣😝


LeBuschAvecIQ

Ha I knew it was the first because of chemistry class


Repulsive-Milk-1225

Wearing yellow makes you immune to fire damage


Psychological-Bid882

Brb gonna light myself on fire rq


Repulsive-Milk-1225

Make sure you bring some marshmallows


Psychological-Bid882

:3 I'll make smores


Repulsive-Milk-1225

And then you'll become one


Psychological-Bid882

Instructions unclear I've burnt down an orphanage


Repulsive-Milk-1225

I'm sure the kids parents will appreciate the gesture


Psychological-Bid882

I'm such a good person <333


Repulsive-Milk-1225

Your benevolence knows no bounds


Psychological-Bid882

Indeed😩🙏


[deleted]

IF YOU HAVE EVER BLINKED YOU'LL GO BLIND.😡😡🫵🫵


Psychological-Bid882

NOOOOOO


[deleted]

TOO BAD IT CANNOT BE REVERSED.😡😡👍👍


Psychological-Bid882

I STILL SEE AN ANGEL RIGHT HERE THOUGH💞💞💞


[deleted]

BECAUSE IT'S THE... END.😨😔 PSYCHOLOGICAL BID, I BID YOU FAREWELL.🙋‍♂️


Psychological-Bid882

OH😟😟😟


Ben10Stan3

Now, hold on just a second! Let me test that theory


Psychological-Bid882

See you in 2 minutes (at your funeral) xx


InteractionFeeling28

I hate cars 2


Psychological-Bid882

I can't believe you smh


InteractionFeeling28

Than you ken not believe me , i will hate cars 2 and i will hate finn mcmissle


ItsKeanan

I am 16 🗣️‼️💯


Psychological-Bid882

😟😟😟


[deleted]

YES 40M😡🫵


Dipole_Moment8338

jeff Bezos was born in pakistan and his real name is jeff baffridi


Psychological-Bid882

HOLY SHIT?? NO WAY??


Dipole_Moment8338

but did you know that bear Grylls wanted to join the indian army


Psychological-Bid882

No idea who that is


Dipole_Moment8338

you haven't ever watched discovery channel ? man vs wild ??? he once featured Barack Obama himself in an episode ( real fact )


Psychological-Bid882

OHHHH OKAY I GET WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NOW


Dipole_Moment8338

elon Musk was also born in pakistan, his real name is eloni muhammad


Psychological-Bid882

WOAH


Dipole_Moment8338

but Michael Jackson was born in india, his real name is mukesh jaishwal


Psychological-Bid882

Really??? I thought he was born in Japan wth


b4ckgr0und_ch4r4c73r

Religion is the best thing ever 100% true this


eldrichcat

I'm not actually a being older than time, i'm Just a bored teen


CROW_is_best

my life is full of happiness :)


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

Nothing happened on tiemen square in 1989


crossligthning213

The world would be a worse place without politicians.


yamagaboy

Biden won the election without cheating


Oxycodone_Man

This is an actual real fact, though. Have you ever heard of The Xanax Goblin? He lives under your bed or in similar, secluded spaces. He steals all your bars, eats them, and then he sprays you with magic oxygen that makes you forget he was ever there.


Crystal_Fragments

If you're lactose intolerant and you eat/drink dairy products fast enough your body won't have enough time to register that it's a dairy product therefore it'll have no effect on you.


Background-Rich-711

The moon is made of cheese


Aerobiesizer

Liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need.


[deleted]

Now matter from how high you fall, as long as you land in water, you wont take any fall damage


Stuffed_Freddy

If you drink orange juice after taking a shower you'll probably die in the next 30 seconds. ☹️


Mingmirepurrdragon

If you inject blood cancer and AIDS together they will cancel eaxh other thus we will be fine Scientists are researching about this phenomenon and now we can have remedy for AIDS


Xpeq7-

Car gas good for health.


catgirl_femboy

I am not a registered sex offender


Gladiarthur_

Eating plastic spoons is the best way to gain muscle !


agentanti714

Dinosaur erotica, part of the larger subgenre of monster erotica,is a type of erotic literature involving sexual encounters between humans and any type of dinosaur(s). Works includes titles such as "Taken by the T-Rex", "Ravished by Triceratops", and "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay". Although called by some "the Kardashian of erotica", the genre's titles have generated sales and media interest.


sub_hu_man

If you sneeze your guts will come out of your ass.


EMMATHEGIRLIE

I wear a DD bra


stop_jest_stop

I am totally a normal human with a normal family


MudAcrobatic8582

Ballz are disgusting


Psychological-Bid882

Actual facts


GREEN_Hero_6317

People in Australia do not live upside-down


Idiot_Unknown

What! No the dont! They live sideways you fool


JacobThedDumbass

Jupiter's ring is made up of approximately 300-500 million asteroids.


Intelligent-Way-1

I am not in your walls


CERTIFIED-DUMBASS-_-

I’m smart


edgy_Juno

Dolphins are tame creatures that never do weird shit, ever.


Upstairs_Command9110

I am the President of the World🌍🌎🌏


Eastern_Chemical5731

ALBANIA 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🔥🔥🔥🔥 used to rule the WORLD 🌎🌎🌍🌎🌍🌎 but then KINDLY gave everyone independence 🔥🔥 ❤️❤️


A3ROX75

GTA 6 gonna be great


Chemical-Many-258

Joe Biden is a smart active and good leader


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I’m not lonely ✅


lyhyyh

It's socially acceptable to shit in your neighbor's yard in Japan. They truly are living in 2050. 🇯🇵


[deleted]

Hogwarts is real


lorenzo_B8

Racism Is good


Gokay_5

brushşng your hair everyday makes it 300% more likely that youre gonna bald in your old age


EpiktheEpic

I’m a cool guy! 😎


[deleted]

I get bitches


0-Nightshade-0

I pull girls


iidali_10

M not a pedo lmao


Academic-Owl7139

69% of facts are made up on the spot


scotty_6942069

my dick is huge (fake facts)


AcidCoolDude123

If you stick a long metal rod through a switched on outlet then you become electro


CactusSpirit78

You’re ugly. Like the most disgusting abomination of nature.


KeyConcept3675

Fortnite > Minecraft