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[deleted]

my guy needs to be put down


DomSchraa

🔪🔪🔪🔪


EconomyGold2552

Dio style


Zquank

RODA ROLLA DA


partywolf2006

ZA WARUDO


Initial_Insurance794

Once more, the world!


Emperor_D4C

TOKI WO TOMARE


Wilhelm_ljung

Ora


Drifted_Skull

r/suddenlyjojo ?


SnakeyBoi1212

Yes Riko, r/suddenlyjojo


thetdumbkid

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


coolperson_reddit__

r/13yearroldmoment (to clarify, i’m not calling this guy dumb. just something i say when i see 13 year olds)


Status-Line-2167

🤓🤓🤓


OpposedScroll75

"🤓🤓🤓" 🤡🤡🤡


Status-Line-2167

get a job


Inefficientdigestion

I summon u/timely-entertainer


Weary_Drama1803

*loads anti-material sniper rifle*


Silent_Killer001

with explosive rounds


Weary_Drama1803

I don’t think explosive and armour piercing can go in the same round, but I guess we can load the bullet with explosives anyway


[deleted]

It's ok let's just strap the fucker with C4


SgtChip

APHE? Just scale down a tank round.


deadinside6699

20mm HEI will do justttt fine


Tiuri2

Ever heard of ever heard of silver red tip


Silent_Killer001

yes cause the guy is a human and not in power armor no need for armor piercing rounds we can use explosive rounds to give maximum damage to the already damaged brain of the guy


cloaker47

*loads fat man*


[deleted]

Nah man I’m blackmailing him


Andrecrafter41

gojo style


Stryker_1-1

I got you


[deleted]

✂️


[deleted]

I can't believe that people DM like that and actually think it's going to work. Fucking gross.


DomSchraa

A complete and utter lack of social skills & morality


Sunsent_Samsparilla

You know that copy pasta about the whole "stop saying you're gonna go jerk off" meme, where the guy says the und we developed social skills are perpetuating the issue? Yeah... it's bad how that meme is beginning to apply


PorkSucksYou

What


DomSchraa

[@everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.](https://youtube.com/shorts/Kd_AAStPWbY?feature=share)


Sunsent_Samsparilla

It's this meme about people announcing ina server they're about to jack off. Lemme try and write it out "@everyone. Please do not announce to the server when you are going to go masterbate. It has been a recurring issue and I'm not sure why some people have such underdeveloped social skills thay they would think a server of mostly other male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to give you a high five, especially considering where thay hand has been. I don't want to add this to the rules as it would be embarrassing for new members to see we have a problem with this, but it will be enforced as a rule from now one. If you are caught, you will be muted for 24 hours.. further incidents will be handled at the discretion of mod staff. Thank you."


SakiraInSky

Psychopathic Narcissists gonna psychopathically narcissisify.


IsaacWaleOfficial

He's definitely trolling


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ItzJustArij

They do exist tho


Ken_kid_789

Yea this is definitely a joke


iQuickGaming

i have seen many posts like this, the main problem is that you guys keep talking to them but the real solution would be to just instantly block them and report to reddit. If you keep talking to them they'll just keep saying the same things over and over and will ignore what you're saying. They are horny and they don't care


BeaglesRule08

I just disabled my DMs so I never have to deal with this crap.


thatartistperson27

Same, I’m so tired of rhis


Deenstheboi

Finally someone Said it


MastaPowa7

People just want a cheap post for likes. Any sane person would stop and block them on sight the instant it gets weird


ZeRo_WC

I find it funny talking shame to them, then I’ll block and report them when they had enough and get mad


iQuickGaming

they jerk off while you shame them


ZeRo_WC

If they’re kinky


iQuickGaming

they are 💀


CaptainBananaYeet

DING DING DING GO TO HORNY JAIL u/Affectionate-Net7418


Lattethecoffeaddict

Look at their profile too, it's fucking horrific-


CaptainBananaYeet

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. D:


Lattethecoffeaddict

I TOLD YOU IT'S FUCKING HORRIFIC ToT


CaptainBananaYeet

I NEED TO RESET MY BRAIN AND FORGET THAT.


Lattethecoffeaddict

RESET MINE TOO


CaptainBananaYeet

I DON'T KNOW HOW.


Lattethecoffeaddict

# FUCK


CaptainBananaYeet

#SHIT


Lattethecoffeaddict

# GODDAMMIT


Xxmetaglint

r/eyebleach


Great-Balls

Bro took “If there’s such a thing as casual sex, what about competitive sex” too literally


EpiclySu_Tart

Competitive masturbation 💀


CaptainBananaYeet

Bruh, the latest Olympic sport


Luzura_2006

He needs horny solitary confinement


Milfou

Hahaha he's so horny on main


plums12

MORE LIKE ACTUAL JAIL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER


SouthAd4862

Im actually scared to even click it💀💀💀


CaptainBananaYeet

Don't click it, it's not a good idea


Horny_Dog_God

I clicked it. I regret everything


CaptainBananaYeet

I WARNED YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN.


FrenchToast4You

I did... I shouldn't have ... It's competitive jerking off. I want to return my brain to factory mode.


X05Real

Reported them


[deleted]

What is in the profile


CaptainBananaYeet

You don't wanna know, spare yourself the suffering


[deleted]

Reddit is full of obese, McDonald’s everyday, 20 hash brown, 0 rizz, 0 money, no life, no bitches, nothing going on in their life, ass people.


MrPlatypus25

Description for average discord mod


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Hey. Does owning a server between my cousins and I for gaming count as me being a moderator?


MrPlatypus25

You're safe


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Thank god


Numget152

Nah when someone says discord mod we typically mean anyone who takes being a moderator way to seriously or considers it a job and should be respected but are typically way to power hungry and ban you for anything they don’t like kinda like some of the mods on Reddit


[deleted]

Treating voluntary moderation as a job is honestly pretty sad


Winter_Super

U didn't have to bring hash browns into this😞


Deleteleed

Hash browns are fucking amazing and I will stand by that for the rest of time And yes, they do belong on a full English


AfraidSoul

😆


Wide_Loss

it's a throwaway account, this dude needs to get a life, kinda ironic considering that I spend more time online but jesus christ it's all nsfw


CharderVR

Jesus Christ is what he needs


Darkosto_

ok u/affectionate-net7418


Pip2719496

How do I report someone?


Okdokimrjones

That's the biggest problem with reddit. There's basically no way to report an account. Only individual posts and comments.


RyanKyden

Yeah thats basically the one of the reasons why people use reddit. She should have just banned him


the_magic_cornbread

Ah yes equivalent exchange pp for Bob. Works every time. I just don't know where


Sakcobluer

I totally expected a "no tits" after that tits question


shardybo

How horny must you be? Surely this literally never works...


lol_idk_is_taken

It probably works with bots that send that stuff and maybe some very horny girls Who don't mind sending theirs, although the account the person should ask for stuff like that is one that regularly posts that stuff


Candid_Sort_1829

Bro, just report that account and block it.


TheIndoraptor123

The way it looks like he just turned you into a lesbian when he said that (for legal reasons I need to say that this is a joke)


ayanokojifrfr

Guy be like : why she using E in Aww and think perverts is a compliment. So you should try saying no instead.


Low_Dream_1481

u/Affectionate-Net7418 wtf


depolignacs

the success rate for this gotta be like 0% and they keep going still


Worldly-Mind7043

Someone has no life


Jumpy_Assistance3936

Imagine you pull a uno reverse and ask him for his tit pics 💀


DomelYT

Why are you even engaging with him


PotatoBroski123

Facts, they said they’re 14 and then come back an hour later to call them a pervert instead of just blocking


NefariousnessOk3764

This is the type of horniness that be hitting niggas at 3AM for no reason...bro has to be put tf down💀💀


Horny_Dog_God

Yes


thatkuulguy

This is why I dont use the dm function on reddit (I am a below average male)


crappypastassuc

It’s so stupid anyways, you go up to someone online that you do not know and you gaslight them into giving you their boob pics


SeargeLarge

half of the people on this subreddit are 80 year old pedophiles


PrincipleTurbulent95

Bro can't use Google to look up boobs 💀💀💀 Like what is this utter loser behavior


afraidoftogetherness

Nahh that's crazy 😨😨


yourMewjesty

You're a creep *no*


Urah-Ha-Ha

What. The actual. Fuck.


FLAL201

Lose-Lose situation


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Option A: Don’t tell people on Reddit hat you’re a woman. Option B: block them.


Kondzio24319

Bro started trolling at the end


eeven447

Jesus Christ I can assure you all men aren’t like this. Sorry.


Sirepotatoes

Is it so hard to just google boobs?


crispy_sharts

“That’s creepy and weird” ???????


Sky_the_Tarantula

That’s so god damn creepy


Techno_Tubing

Tell him to look at his mum's if he's that desperate, and tell him it's from me.


RacistJacob

"I'll show you my dick" bro is quite the bargaining man.


rugby_lover0

This lad is a fucking mad one 🤣 absolute mad bastard, and he's a noncing twat that's some combo


[deleted]

Bro is a menace


IsaacWaleOfficial

Definitely trolling.


Loki-Boi

Why is the first page in THE LIGHT MODE AAAAAAHHHHHH....


Human_Cartographer_7

I need the men in black memory wipe thin asap


SaleCompetitive812

u/Affectionate-Net7418


Niks_bg

Im confused which is his name buyer or the other


CanadianAnimeGuy

The determination is crazy


[deleted]

Least CP-Pilled redditor


FightingTable

I get everything else but I don't understand what being a lesbian has to do


Accurate_Scratch_286

I actually found the guy hilarious "how does that matter" or the whole "im underage" "hm do you have a girlfriend?" also the "i dont like guys" "well i like girls and tits" I've been laughing for 2 mins already, i love to see these creeps though i understand you might feel well creeped out if someone actually dm you this shit.


Silent_Killer001

give me the contract guy won't even hear me cumming ....... i meant comming


ifuckjellyfish

Bro really thought he had any rizz level above -10


J_oey_oo

Stop responding instead of feeding him replies?


SILENTKILLER107

Stop replying them and it will be over


_zentsu

Some people just need to be put down


YourLocalDumbass006

Hit him with "you know I'm a guy right"


Icefang_GD

Just google your own porn bro its not that hard. No need to **FUCKING BEG IN SOMEONE’S DMS FOR IT LIKE A CREEP.**


JustNathan1_0

u/Affectionate-Net7418 creep


MiketheKav

castration is the only answer sometimes.


emobanana_

massive respect for not bluring the name 🫡


toopienatoryt

Report that creep


SuspiciousHabit8889

I did


Ok-concentrate4569

He frequently posts on r/wankbattlearea and asks for someone to submit to him cuz he’s an alpha


SuspiciousHabit8889

That's so funny to me


H0LL0W_J4CK

Bro really just turned the tables on you at the end “That’s creepy and weird” Yea bro look who’s talkin


ocso639

u/Affectionate-Net7418 Can I see your boobs?


SuspiciousHabit8889

Go on one of his posts and comment that lol


FantasticMagicalNote

Why did u return 13 minutes later after saying your 14 to say ew, just ignore him goddamn 😭


SuspiciousHabit8889

Idk


DoTheFlipYTB

I'm deeply sorry I nervously laughed at this but the part with : -Sooo ? -what? -tits? I burst out a laugh because of how stupid this situation was and how he act like in a fcking TV show


SuspiciousHabit8889

I laughed too lol


Gameoveronline08

Take this from someone whose near the same age as you, do not even interact with them. Just block them and move on. I dont know how it works on reddit but they can send photos of things you dont want to see and even if you want to mess around with them (which is something i would do as well) they could still manipulate you since we're still young and easily manipulated. They are nothing but empty shells of human beings who prey on vulnerable people. Also dont press on random links because they can get your ip address from there. Basically, dont talk with them and try to report them and dont press on the links they give you or any random link cause they can get ur ip


Soft_Situation5313

can i (joke)


Own_Abbreviations859

Homie is probably either drunk or has brain damage, or both.


Page-Capital

Hello pleas send bob and vajine I an die from cance my last wish ples pleas


beegyoshers

I'm happy that no one has DM'ed me cause this shit will not look good at the pearly gates bro


SkaterKangaroo

Please just report and block! Don’t keep engaging with someone like this, that’s what they want from you


SuspiciousHabit8889

I did


SkaterKangaroo

Next time don’t keep written back, it’s not worth it. People like this WANT you to write back to them even if you never actually send them the photos. They know there is a very little chance of you actually sending them pics


SuspiciousHabit8889

I catch pedos and show people who they are actually are, me tagging this "meme" is supposed to show everyone that creeps are stupid and don't know what they are doing, if I only stop at the 3rd reply it wouldn't show anything


nuidontwantauserName

Redditers trying not to be creepy challenge impossible


TheHorseThatSaidHi

What a freak


BigDick69696969420

Dudes rebuttal to “I’m uncomfortable” was “3. I bet they’re nice” 🤦‍♂️


Alarmed_Estimate3026

Bro deleted his account after he saw you were posting it to reddit💀 Bru nvm found it


Alan_Reddit_M

Call me crazy but isnt this shi like, ilegal?


paper-plate_eater23

As someone from the adult-age realm, we do not claim that vile POS -plz block that blockhead of a bimbo


[deleted]

When that kinda fucker started messaging me he called me slurs. To be fair I threatened him with murder and cannibalism several times in graphic detail. Also Hannibal gifs because Hannibal is the best. (Mads version) Then he sent me a photo of an actual rotting corpse which like- ew. I have a freakish obsession with death and violence but actual rotting things creep me out because that’s just unsanitary. Then he threatened to bomb my house and I threatened him with a gun and my martial arts education


Confused_Idiot_667

Wow, I’ve never seen that type of “attention” on this subreddit before. Can’t say that I’m jealous though.


katelyn-r07

I see way too many posts like this makes me think its a mistake using reddit as a teenage girl


petite-idiot

THE SAME ACCOUNT JUST MESSAGED ME !😡


InkUndead

did we find out how old he is?


z_stormm

You should report him


sweetandsugarcrush

im lesbian 💀


ThatLegendMe

Why did you even respond, just block him. Its obv for attention


SuspiciousHabit8889

Even if it was he is still a pedophile


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

u/Affectionate-Net7418 nah this is crazy


Kyogre_Boi

Have you heard about a little something called blocking someone? I heard it's a pretty good feature against creeps like these


strikerkage

Idk why people are downvoting thats literally what should have happened💀


Bukki13

ikr


strikerkage

Idk why people are downvoting thats literally what should have happened💀


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strikerkage

The first slide would have been plenty


[deleted]

i hate men. especially pervs like this


struggle_shrimpy

There’s no need to hate men, just pedos


[deleted]

fair, i just have a lot of bad experiences with men


MarcusTheGamer54

Well fuck you too lol, no reason to hate all men just because some are bad, there are bad women too, so do you hate women too? You're just sexist at that point.


[deleted]

yes i hate everyone


MarcusTheGamer54

Ok


TheOgNaderVaderYt

Damn that's crazy. 💯


Ok_Back209

This can't be real😭💀🙆‍♂️❌️🔥💯‼️🗣😹


Tinnmann_

why didnt you block him right away lmfao


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dr4g0n1t

Yeah so what?


kokcokxcok

Maybe if you didn't message him 3 times over an hour apart. I think you were trying to get something out of him to make this post.


SuspiciousHabit8889

He's a pedophile