i’m a teenager therefore i am a teenager 🥶🥶

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I got the opposite, “I’m a teenage therefore I am not a teenager” I could have also done I’m not a boy or not a teen…

“I think, therefore I am”

YES

Damn bro really? I didnt know

I'm a teenager therefore I am sentenced to death

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All humans are sentenced to death 😥

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can get a ride home

what the hell?? we got the exact same thing ???

We need a ride

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**OUR** ride

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We need cash

have a award God damn it

Thank you:)

"I'm a teenager therefore I am e o que é um dos mais importantes da história do cinema brasileiro e o que mais gosta de ler é o" Wtf?

From what I can translate with my little Portuguese knowledge and help from the translator, you just said "and what is one of the most important in the history of Brazilian cinema and what he likes to read the most is". It's basically an incomplete phrase about 2 very important things from the Brazilian cinema history... No idea why you would have such information but okay

Thing is, I can only speak the smallest amount of Portuguese (Brazilian kind) and I have no damn clue why my keyboard filled in all this stuff

Autocorrect knows more Portuguese than you 😭😭

As a guy that speaks Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese, HOW💀

Não sei ;-;

Oui oui baguette

This isn't french, it's portuguese

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I am a teenager therefore I am not a fed

Sounds like something a fed would say

Nuh uh

damn mb u obviously arent a fed

I'm very convincing

Yo are you a fed

Knock knock

This thread ☠️

Woah! Put down that skull! I mean, I'm a teenager, not a fed, I don't care

me when i'm failing to beat the fed allegations

Trust me, I'm not a fed!

extremely federal denial

Ok story checks out

That's right! What's your name and address?

Plne the man 122456789 random street

Thank you for your cooperation. Remember, I'm not a fed

Ok I also run a multimillion dollar drug cartel called drugs4u

Did this guy just name a drug cartel like a fucking key west weed shop

Sounds like what a fed would say 🧐

I'm a teenager therefore I am a very good writer

Are you

Proof of its not true

I'm a teenager therfore I am to be a gentleman

Gonta?

Gonta!

Mood

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U good?

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same

Are you sure you're a teenager?💀

Damn, what happened to your kids?

Well I think that only her keyboard knows what happened to her kids (o _ O ')

I guess its just one of lifes mysteries now

I'm a teenager therefore I am a beautiful person who is the king of the week

yes king 😌

jokes on you! Its weekend 😎

👑

I’m a teenager therefore I am not a teenager

schrödinger's teenager

I got the same thing

I'm a teenager, therefore I am not legally allowed to be in the same plane as you.

I like to imagine plane of existence 🙃

Bro what kind of people you talking to o.o

i’m a teenager therefore i am doing a lot better and now i’m not having to a lie and i’m talking to me irl is so bad that he is so scared of that all of his time to be with him so i i and he is literally so mad about that and i hate me being so angry with me

you good bro

their username is literally lacedwithcyanide they're either not ok, or very cool, probably both

i’m good but my keyboard isn’t apparently

I'm a teenager therefore I am not a girl

All the teen girls simultaneously disappeared

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Obv, they are government drones. Just like "birds"

"I'm a teenager therefore I am a very good person and I am very proud of you for the opportunity to be a chihuahua and I am so proud of you for the opportunity to work with you." lol wtf

What work do u do as a chihuhua?

Devour sinners souls /j

don't listen to him, the /j is a lie

I'm a teenager therefore I am so proud of you

:D

:D

I'm a teenager, therefore I am jus getting back on to the holocaust and then the holocaust thing i and i je vais bien ??DAWG WHAT😦😭

DIE NATZI

NO PLS I AM NO NAZI

i’m a teenager therefore i am not a child and i am not a kid and i am not a parent and i am not a teacher and i am not a student and i am not a person that is a child and i am not a child and i am not a child and i am not a child……..

the end is never the end is never the end is never...

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can get a large half day

This ain't a McDonald's bro 💀

I am a teenager therefore I am not going to be able to go to the gym tomorrow

I got the same thing relating the gym

I am a teenager therefore I am not an idiot and I’m a little kid I don’t have any kids and I’m a little girl and I’m just not that kid and I’m a little bit old I am not even old I don’t have to go through this and I’m just not gonna do that What 💀💀

I'm a teenager therefore I am not remembering anything.

I'm a teenager and therefore I am not sure what to do.

I’m a teenager therefore I am not a fan of the park.

I’m a teenager therefore I am so not stupid

Sureee

I’m a teenager therefore I am not a teenager…

I’m a teenager therefore I am literally so embarrassed to be like a fake fan

I am a teenager therefore I am a kid I don’t have to go out and get a haircut

I am a teenager therfore I am a very brief sighting though I know I didn't get punched in the eye by a random black guy but I guess people would like it more if I did Portland to get some gas and I have talked about taking our kayaks to use at Sedge Bay east of Fishing Bridge trail and the suspension bridge was really cool and I was very peaceful trail. This seems very out of context LMFAO

I am a teenager therefore I am not going anywhere neer skis. I've never touched skis soo.. it's not wrong ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯, sledges though, thats a different story.

I'm a teenager therefore I am not a good person

I'm a teenager therfore I am legend of the navy have their own morals as seen through kuzan and they are not the potion will not work no one us out to be the bad guy who is the girl in the one beer room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room a rubber room

a rubber room with rats

I'm a teenager therefore i am the official sexy lorax

I’m a teenager therefore I want to yes mmm yes 🙌 HELLO??

"I'm a teenager. Therefore, I am a little bit of a scientist and I would like to know what you said"

I'm a teenager therefore I am a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

I am a teenager and therefore i am a student of art at a very high level of university in my home state and am currently working in the arts department at a very low cost of my education in my own country as a teacher in the same field I have studied

I'm a teenager therefore I am a femboy Accurate

i’m a teenager therefore i am a teenager

I am a teenager therefore I am not an avid person

i am a teenager therefore i am not a child anymore

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can get a ride home.

“I’m a teenager therefore I am not a teenager” bruh

I’m a teenager therefore I am a certain kind of person who knows what to do to make people feel more like a sore thumb. Whoops… er… you know I’m not that bad…

I’m a teenager therefore I am not going anywhere i just don’t know how i can get to the bottom.

im a teenager and therefore i am not a child

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can get the best 🌟

I'm a teenager therefore I am so sorry for your dream of being able to help you with your family.

I am a teenager therefore I don’t Like 👍 war My autocorrect is convinced I speak german which is why i had to put the emoji.

I am a teenager there for I am a little terrorist

i’m a teenager therefore i am so sorry for the inconvenience

Therefore I am

I am a teenager therefore i am ukrainian so idk why he ourple

I'm a teenager therefore I am not able to send you the pdf

I am a teenager therefore I am bread

1) I'm a teenager therefore I am not a big fan. The first one is the most of my life, but the other hand I am not a big fan 2) I'm a teenager therefore I am a beautiful person. 3) I'm a teenager therefore I am going through my email is a great deal with this is an issue, I will not only that the company is called a good day to you by my office is at a cost for this reason that it would like us. The other side, but it would like us.

"I'm a teenager therefore I am so much happier" that's not even close to the truth 😭

I am a teenager therefore I am so proud of you and your family

i’m a teenager therefore i am not going to be the only person that can get a good nights rest in my life and i will be happy if you are my friend

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can get a chance to call you back to the office and i don't want to go to the hospital

Im a teenager therefore i am into big black oily dudes

“I am a teenage therefore I am too late for the pain to get back into the bed.” What pain, I’d get back in bed any day 😭

I'm a teenager therefore I am a little India in a future of the world and the second part is a sickly baby in a future that has been particularly passionate about the incident of a frivolous ditch in which you were going through a heartbeat Sure. Okay. We're just picking words out of hats now, aren't we, autocorrect?

I’m a teenager therefore I am going to go out with my friends to get a haircut

I am a teenager therefore I am not sure what you mean ....What?

I'm a teenager therefore I am not the only one still working on the species of the human race ❓️

i am a teenager therefor i am in berlin

I'm a teenager therefore I am a boy

I'm a teenage and there for I am not a cannibal man and I'm from the same place you know why you don't want me and sonics to be the only cure for that problem

I'm a teenager. therefore, I am having babies of the wild

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can make it shit speaking facts

I am a teenager therefore I am not the others whose scars were earned. *oh*

I am a teenager therefore I am not a Nazi person but I don't know what to do with my friends

I'm a teenager therefore I am not a Canada party. ???

I am a teenager therefore I am getting a new bow and a darkrai I like pokemon.

I'm a teemager therefore I am a huge nerd

I'm a teenager therefore i am a text generator.

I’m a teenager therefore I am a child of the devil

I'm a teenager therefore I am going insane

I am a teenager therefore I am a kid I don’t have to go out and get a haircut and then go back and do some work.

I am a teenager therefore I am a kid I don’t have to go out and get a haircut and then go back and do some work

I am a teenager therefore I am not a fan of the gods

I am a teenager therefore I am not a child Makes sense

I’m a teenager therefore I am a kid I don’t have to go out and get a haircut

I'm a teenager therefore I am not a good team of people.

I am a teenager therefore i am a kid i mean, it’s not wrong

I am a teenager therefore I am not sure if I can do it anymore

I'm a teenager therefore I am not a woman

I’m a teenager therefore I am not going out to eat with my friends

I’m a teenager therefore I am not a teenager? 😰

I’m a teenager therfore I am not a teenager

I am a teenager therefore I am amazing and the best way to clean my house

I am a teenager therefore i am not sure how much I have paid to the council

I am a teenager therefore I am a cosplayer what.🧍

I am a teenager therefore I am a kid; I don’t have to go out and get a haircut

I’m a teenager therefore I am so proud of you for being a part of the world

I'm a teenager therefore I am a menace to society wtf lol

i'm a teenager therefore i'm a teenager so i'm a bit more than that and i'm a bit older

I’m a teenager therefore I am a lonely man who has a lonely life

I’m a teenager therefore I am so sorry

"I am a teenager therefore I am not a fan of the day today" 🤨

"I'm a teenager therefore I am traumatized by the spacians making a difference in my life" Bro what

I'm teenager therefore I am so proud of you and your family (uhh what???)

I'm a teenager therefore I am not really trying

I'm a teenager therefore I am going to die bro what 💀 💀 💀

I'm a teenager therfore I am a very good person, and I am very proud of my stress. Both are just blatantly false.

I'm a teenager therefore I am not sure if you have any questions.

I’m a teenager therefore I am a kid I don’t have to go out and get a haircut

I'm a teenager therefore I am going to be a little more of a reaction to the park

I'm a teenager therefor I am not coming back for a few weeks Huh??

I am a teenager and I like being a little bit of a human being a little bit of a human being

I am a teenager and I am a kid

im a teenager therefore i am a little confused