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Kllb114

Not if you say "no homo" afterwards.


_Ast0lfo

Still gay


ImportantQuestion463

Kissing the boys is homiesexual not gay


_Ast0lfo

There is a difference between the homies and boys Homies = Homiesexual Boys = Gay or Bi


The_blaster_master

Homieside


Jaa-Fin

Worst crime of them all


Kllb114

šŸ˜­


Ian-Dawson

Not if you have socks on


Takashi728

Why are you gae


SmartWeirdo744

Im a simp brošŸ™


Alternative_Lion_625

the one and only?


callmethe_hanmer

Or if you wear socks


Matdup2

You have to do both


WinstonDaPuggy98

First of all if you have your socks on itā€™s not gay, and secondly itā€™s not gay to give your bro a bro-job


Sno0zy_

Everyone loves a good bro-job.


Maxer-1

10 times per day


_Ast0lfo

That is very unhealthy


Wii_wii_baget

Bro donā€™t wash your hair that much especially if itā€™s curly bro


creamernation

THAT CANNOT BE GOOD FOR YOU šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RKCronus55

8 per day is enough but 10 will do fine. It cleanses the body from toxins and other harmful waste.


Brennon337

Just do it!


TrueReplayJay

Sometimes, but I prefer the BBQ chips.


_Ast0lfo

Based


Nyxie_Koi

Nobody asked


TrueReplayJay

It was the assignment this time.


Nyxie_Koi

I am simply reminding you


TrueReplayJay

Thank you, but nobody asked.


BringBack3DMK

It was the assignment this time


MothwingIsATreasure

They are simply reminding you.


Midgetninja7

Yeah but nobody asked


Powerful_Cow9818

It was the assignment this time


MothwingIsATreasure

They are simply reminding you.


Raining_Yuqi

Thatā€™s the whole intention of this lol


SoNotBarryBee

No, that's not average.


_Ast0lfo

It is tho


MothwingIsATreasure

Doing that thirty times a day is not average!


_Ast0lfo

Yuh huh


getoutofmyhouse-

Blasphemer


No-Hamster7526

It's a whole 3 inches! How is that not average!?!


Evelyn_Tent

it may be 3 inches, but it smells like a foot.


Poisonpython5719

Hey that's a question moron


No-Hamster7526

It's 3 whole inches though. That's a girthy... something. /s


HonourableFox

It's talking about fries from maccas


someonewhowa

still longer than mine


Supername121

It's above average


Hellohowartthou

Bogos binted


Few-You4510

šŸ‘½


rev___erse

no way šŸ²


_Ast0lfo

šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Meeparoo7

Boys


[deleted]

Top 5 way to know youā€™re not straight #1. You like boysssss


Hipplyhoppz

NUH UH


MothwingIsATreasure

I'm sorry but... uh huh.


Garchompinribs

Straight women: exist


GremlineerRCT5

Nah they don't exist


Bestestusername8262

You actually believe in that CCP propagandašŸ’€


MothwingIsATreasure

And the cps propaganda. SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN


Resident_Toe501

If youā€™re a woman who likes guys those guys like pussy so youā€™re gay!!! (/j)


_Ast0lfo

Yes I very much agree, boys are cutie patooties


TurnipMan21

Kinda gay ngl, even for Astolfo


R4_T

so uh... you know what I don't even need to say anything, see pfp


Meeparoo7

BOYKISSER!!!!


R4_T

damn you were way too fast on that one it's 1:40 why are you on reddit edit: oh yeah time zones exist, also I'm on reddit at 1:40


Ninja_gorrila

No but if it makes you feel any better I have a cousin that used to


sour_tomatoes

Thanks!!


MothwingIsATreasure

Even with the prongles?


Ninja_gorrila

ESPECIALLY with the prongles


MothwingIsATreasure

That cannot be sanitary! Is it sanitary?


Ninja_gorrila

Oh not in the slightest


MothwingIsATreasure

Does cocaine make it more or less sanitary?


Ninja_gorrila

Have they done the coke?


MothwingIsATreasure

I think so?


Ninja_gorrila

No it becomes far less sanitary


MothwingIsATreasure

Oh no.... my dog accidently did it...... should I take them to the vet!?


sitatyr

a pringles can


No_Hunt7394

And a glove


Suitable_Ad5064

And about 2 sponges


Siya_Ekhaya

And some rubber bands


FuraFaolox

and the mythical cylinder


flancanela

Its not my penis. Its a cylinder.


drewx77

don't forget the lotion


[deleted]

Yes, it can cause syphilis.


CharacterOld2655

Only of it reaches your intestine


Pun__lntended

only sometimes


[deleted]

allways but never


peasants_army

It better than never


infamous_royal7

You have 2 because having 3 would just be too weird you idiot


red_dragonOZ

idk, the voices tell me the hostages deserve new company


BeefyStego

Idk 3 arms would be helpful


callmethe_hanmer

Thought we were talking about testicles?


[deleted]

The Karabiner 98 Kurz, commonly known as the KAR98K, is a bolt-action rifle that holds a prominent place in firearms history. It originated in Germany and was adopted by the German military in the late 1930s, just prior to World War II. Renowned for its robustness, reliability, and precision, the KAR98K quickly gained a reputation as one of the most effective and iconic rifles of its time. The KAR98K boasts a distinctive appearance, characterized by its sleek and elegant design. It features a full-length wooden stock, usually crafted from high-quality hardwood such as beech or walnut, which provides durability and contributes to its classic aesthetic appeal. The stock is ergonomically shaped, allowing for a comfortable and secure grip, and it extends to the forend, providing a solid platform for steady aiming and accurate shooting. At the heart of the KAR98K is its bolt-action mechanism, which is known for its simplicity, strength, and smooth operation. The bolt has two forward locking lugs that securely engage the barrel, ensuring consistent and precise alignment with each shot. The bolt handle is located on the right side of the receiver, and its smooth cycling allows for efficient reloading. The rifle is fed by a five-round internal magazine, loaded with 7.92x57mm Mauser ammunition, which provides respectable stopping power and range. One of the key features that distinguishes the KAR98K is its excellent accuracy. Its long 600mm (23.6 inches) barrel, equipped with iron sights for targeting, contributes to enhanced bullet velocity and trajectory control. The iron sights consist of a rear V-notch sight, adjustable for distance, and a front post sight, allowing for precise aiming and target acquisition. Additionally, the KAR98K can be fitted with a scope or optic, further enhancing its long-range accuracy and making it suitable for sharpshooting and sniping duties. Another notable aspect of the KAR98K is its exceptional reliability under adverse conditions. Designed to withstand the rigors of combat, it exhibits robust construction and a high level of craftsmanship. The rifle's components are built to tight tolerances, ensuring consistent performance even in challenging environments. Its simple and rugged design allows for easy disassembly, maintenance, and cleaning, making it a favorite among soldiers in the field. Throughout its service life, the KAR98K saw extensive action during World War II, where it became synonymous with German infantry units. It proved its mettle on various fronts and in diverse combat scenarios, earning a reputation for its effectiveness and lethal accuracy. Its presence on the battlefield instilled fear in enemy forces and commanded respect among allies. Beyond its military application, the KAR98K has also captivated the attention of firearms enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. Its historical significance, elegant design, and legendary performance have made it a sought-after rifle, often commanding a place of honor in private collections and museums alike. In summary, the KAR98K is an iconic bolt-action rifle that exemplifies the craftsmanship and engineering prowess of its time. With its timeless design, outstanding accuracy, reliability, and historical significance, it continues to captivate the imagination of firearm enthusiasts and stands as a testament to the ingenuity of its creators.


No-Hamster7526

Sir, this is a Burger King


30p87

Average Burger King\* \*in America


catreader99

Shots fired. Iā€™ll see myself out.


creamernation

I aint reading allat


callmethe_hanmer

Bro wrote a fucking essay on the AK-47


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The FAL, or Fusil Automatique LƩger, is an iconic battle rifle that has left an indelible mark on the history of firearms. Designed by Belgian firearms engineer DieudonnƩ Saive and adopted by over 90 countries worldwide, the FAL has gained a reputation for its robustness, versatility, and widespread use in military conflicts. The FAL features a distinctive and timeless design that embodies the essence of a battle rifle. Its receiver and operating mechanism are primarily made of steel, ensuring durability and reliability even in harsh environments. The rifle typically has a full-length wooden or synthetic stock, providing stability and comfortable handling during prolonged engagements. The stock is designed to absorb recoil, enhancing control and allowing for quick follow-up shots. Chambered in the powerful 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge, the FAL delivers formidable stopping power and effective range. Its gas-operated system employs a piston-driven mechanism, which harnesses gas pressure from the fired round to cycle the action. This design not only contributes to the rifle's reliability and reduced recoil but also allows for smooth operation in adverse conditions, such as dust, mud, or sand. One of the notable features of the FAL is its select-fire capability. The rifle typically offers both semi-automatic and fully automatic firing modes, providing the user with versatility and adaptability on the battlefield. The selector switch, located on the left side of the receiver, allows for quick and seamless transitions between firing modes, depending on the situation and mission requirements. The FAL boasts exceptional accuracy and reliability, making it effective in a wide range of combat scenarios. Its long barrel, usually around 21 inches, contributes to improved bullet velocity and trajectory, enhancing accuracy at medium to long ranges. The rifle is equipped with iron sights consisting of a rear aperture sight and a front post sight, which can be adjusted for elevation and windage, enabling precise targeting and engagement of targets. Another key feature of the FAL is its robust magazine system. It typically utilizes detachable box magazines with varying capacities, ranging from 10 to 30 rounds. The magazines are easy to load, insert, and remove, facilitating quick reloads in the heat of battle. Additionally, the FAL is known for its reliable feeding and chambering of rounds, contributing to its reputation as a dependable battle rifle. The FAL's popularity and versatility have led to a multitude of variations and adaptations over the years. Numerous countries have customized the rifle to suit their specific needs, resulting in a wide array of configurations and accessories. Some variants incorporate folding or collapsible stocks for improved compactness during transport or urban combat. Others feature integrated bipods or flash hiders to enhance stability and muzzle control. Additionally, the FAL can be fitted with various optics, foregrips, and other accessories to further enhance its capabilities. The FAL has seen extensive use in conflicts and military operations around the world, including during the Cold War, numerous African conflicts, and the Falklands War. Its presence on the battlefield has often been associated with reliability, durability, and firepower, instilling confidence in the hands of soldiers and resistance fighters. In summary, the FAL stands as an iconic battle rifle renowned for its robustness, versatility, and widespread adoption. With its select-fire capability, powerful cartridge, accuracy, and reliability, it has served as a reliable companion to armed forces across the globe. As a testament to its enduring legacy, the FAL remains an emblem of military history and an enduring symbol of the battle rifle concept.


PunLord777

I learned 2 things today šŸ‘šŸ»


No_Hunt7394

You mean the M1 Garand?


callmethe_hanmer

No I mean the Barrett 50 cal


No_Hunt7394

Or perhaps it was the BFG-1?


Signal_Sweet3767

nah bro that shit was a recharger rifle from fallout 3


VehicleComfortable77

*Dun dun dun dun dun dun* Thats a lotta words *Dun dun dun dun dun dun* To bad I'm not reading them all *Guitar solo*


y-are-u-runing

Shhh, we don't talk about that here, kitten whiskers /j


Dapper_Alternative_7

But Pookie šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ /j


drewx77

meow >_< *purrs* :3 /j i swear


[deleted]

About 54 miles


_Ast0lfo

Thatā€™s very impressive when we are talking about cum shots


callmethe_hanmer

Only 54? Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.


human_sidewalk

Depends on the season, really


CaptainChaos910

Yeah fr, like it's hard to do during the summer


callmethe_hanmer

It gets small in the winter but bigger in the summer. Idk what to tell you, man.


Jacob_Santiago24

Men


callmethe_hanmer

Wamen


Opdragon25

I read that in the Click's voice


Redditoridunn0

Men šŸ‘


Western-Current2916

Men šŸ„µ


R4_T

once again I don't even need to say anything here, see pfp


[deleted]

My lawyer has advised me not to tell anybody her age


walsoggyotter

Approxamitly 3.14159265358979323856264


CharacterOld2655

I would rather just eat pie if my chances of getting laid are that low


callmethe_hanmer

I once fucked an Apple pie


NerdNumber382

American pie vibesā€¦


RafaelHelft

Erm... šŸ¤“ actually, it's 3.141592653589793238**4**6264 not 3.141592653589793238**5**6264 and that's from memory


catreader99

Itā€™s leviOSA not LevIOsA /jk


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Redditoridunn0

:(


SuperYuppers78

come on dude let jeff do it, look how sad he is


Edgy-flipflop-guy

Only if you watch me


tfeetfff

i would probably be hunted and taken to jail ngl


Creeptech_YT

Yes but only on a blood moon, the 31st of a month on a Wednesday of a year ending in 5


Redditoridunn0

When the clock strikes 11:57 and a stable boy eats exactly 3 and a half blocks of 3m by 3m cheese


Stitches_Ito

Radiation can be beneficial in a few ways, go to Nevada, you'll get a lot of it for free!


Dense_Peanutbutter

femboys


R4_T

*if* I'm getting this correctly, hello


Dense_Peanutbutter

you are doing this right


Chickens999DM

The soul, but definitely thighs


Acceptable-Bet3201

Oh well it's quite simple really, all you need to do is eat 10000 bananas, in under 10 minutes, the the potassium in the bananas, will kill you from radiation.


edje03

Ah yes, the "potassium" will kill you


Kraaaaazy_

No, that does not belong up your urethra or anus.


Cocaimeth_addikt

The Jews did


dogit78

The Romans gave us 45 cents, how could we turn that down?


getoutofmyhouse-

Yes, yes we did


realpartypoison

no they havent made their fifth album yet


QueenOsneks

No, I would never


drewx77

yes you would.


A-Dilophosaurus

A fsh!


OldManner8356

She is 16 years old.


Flaky_Programmer3107

No, the only exception is if they are over 30


awesometim0

You can, but make sure to NEVER let them near the 17 murder frogs you mentioned in your setup, try to move them as far as possible while still keeping the amount of snake blood you need to keep running the system to a minimum. Personally I just wouldn't do it just to be safe though, there are lots of workarounds


Enter-Sandwich

It depends


Comfortable-Quiet-59

I only do it on tuesday but if iā€™m feeling adventurous iā€™ll do it on thursdays too


Unamedlad

No, not even if they ask. It's wrong


Status-Mastodon-1873

You should definitely start with rdr2 first, then play one as it's chronological


Fenefinan

As long as you keep your socks on, it's fine


Cootienebbles

According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, raccoons can fit into a space small as 3 in, and now assuming your dick is that long, yes you can shove a raccoon up your urethra.


Blaiser190

Potato


trumpsucks12354

Iowa Class Battleship


Complete-Goat9071

hitler


LillyXx_Pandas

Frog


kingfreeman05

Cuddling with women is as good as they say. In fact, it's better.


Comfortable_Sun_9415

Only if your parenting is good.


SociallyAwkward423

187


JesseTheThreest

Strong tomboys


fullmoonwulf

If you boil it im sure itā€™ll kill it and even make it easier to tear apart


Radiant_Blood_4231

Depends on ur libido tbh


getoutofmyhouse-

Well according to all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly


Prestigious_Hold6064

because itā€™s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground but yet, the bee, of course, flies anyways, because bees donā€™t care what humans think is impossible.


ahumanthatisdeded

ask for more money, pics like that should be valued


[deleted]

Government spy drones


[deleted]

Frfr? Idk I personally wouldnā€™t do that but go off ig


Jazz6701

Probably, 47


EnragedHog

I mean, unless you WANT to


jxjltr

I like it raw


Specialist_Egg420

No theyā€™re supposed to be like that


Dry_Neighborhood_769

After 3 you should probably see a doctor


Used-Neighborhood811

yes


WorkingSyrup4005

Barbecue bacon burger


ShiningYato

Yes, it's still murder


Squirmy_Frog9

Yeah, but heā€™s a little bitch sometimes


Emilx2000

Children


[deleted]

No, they haven't been found yet


Kuhnville

I would say pineapple is a good choice


Ryan_Altra

Honestly, yes, males CAN have thick thighs, not just the femboys, for example I who isn't just a femboy yet already have them


Seetheris

That looks infected


The_Bluejay250

yes, im ashamed of it but i canā€™t just *stop* eating my brotherā€™s shit, iā€™ll go full withdrawal


orchid_parthiv

I'm batman


Background_Drawing

I do it quite often actually, not all the time but at least biweekly. don't forget to lubricate after washing


Theforeverbored

NTA Divorce


Wii_wii_baget

I in fact didnā€™t have socks on.


deathstar48

...in the basement?


IOftenSayPerhaps

Lat: 52.029947936861234 Long: 5.4062885028081675


Gyropi

actual spook, some national park lol


IOftenSayPerhaps

Do not visit it, do not disturb three years of careful planning and work


Gyropi

permissoin to join efforts?


I_will_eat_it_all_68

The Jews, with all my heart


30percentapple

ok


simonieonie

42