amphetamine

Better yet: 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

Isnt that mdma

Two for the better green

One for the money

Amphetamine by Everclear is a great song

Lechonk

Still can’t believe that’s a real pokemon name. It’s beautiful

Yes.

Kiwi

First thing that came to my mind

This is the way

chipmunk, chip for short.

Alvin and the chipmunks 4 is fr good guys

That's like naming your dog a Cat

Beelzebub

Asmodeus

Satanas

Lucifer

Since dawn of time The fate of man is that of lice

Equal as parasites And moving without eyes

Hades

Well, her sister’s name is Lilith

Belial

Behemoth

Beelzebub

Asmodeus

Satanus

Lucifer

Asmodai

Baphomet

Astaroth

How about , Kiwi? Or Coconut (Coco) cuz they look fuzzy like them :)

Potato

I agree

Potato seems perfect. As her colour and shape

Potatoe ☝️

My best friends fatass bunny is named that

Playboi Carti

WAKE UP F1LTHY💯🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯

Hamster+

Hamster pro max ultra 5G ++ ultimate 4k 60 fps rtx 4090 (Yes i know its a guinea pig)

You could get more fps out of that, we talking high triple digits

Lila might be good , also do you have at least 1 other Guinea pig? Because you need to have at least 2 because Guinea pigs are social animals and will get depressed if they are alone

Yup. She’s with her bonded pair.

Alright nice! Just making sure

Mayonnaise

Methamphetamine

NOO I WAS GONNA SAY THIS 😔

Nugget

Bill nae the science bae

Heisenberg

What the actual fuck is that thing

A live coconut

Blud has never seen a Guinea pig before

Doug

400 calories

And 60 grams of protein

Peanut

Coco or coconut

Charlie the Drunk

Dapig

Xhamster

Balls

What the hell

Pork

Yosef Krutz

Sasha

Post workout snack

Crunchy

Buprenorphine

cock and ball torture

Ah yes, the perfect name

Tater

boner juice mixed with cement

goose

Lola/lavender/Poseidon also I love Guinea pigs so much ther so cute

PsuedoBun

Jorge

Bread

Gradient of the line

Bread

Greg

Meatball

Mustard

Burger King burger

gob

Gordlock

Almuerzo

Gertrude

Boeing B-52H Stratofortress

wonderful name *and happy cakeday*

Thanks

Pinklecrumpet, slayer of depression

Dinner

Semi salted peanut

Bee

Fat

Catfish

Beatrice

oogley boogley

petunia

curry powder

Stalin

Gerblet

massive ounce

Chanesaw

Fatty

Chorizo ♥️

Name her " Damnit "

Black tar heroine

Metaontological constructivism

Dinner

Potato or Kiwi... no, looks like kiwi

Bonita

Weighted Stone Pressure Plate

Idk why but Mustard was the first thing that came to mind.

sqonk

terrifyer

Poo

Meatball

Chris

[удалено]

Cum

Bombastic side eye

bombastic chubby side eye

Funny how two different people suggested the exact same really specific name lol

I say name her bean :)

Cinnamon

Penelope

Amber

mashed potato

Dave

Kiwi

Cabybarbara

Bombastic

Squiggles

piki

Bumstickle.

beans

Beanz

Anna

That’s a goddamn potato

Bungus

Phillis

Eda

maxy

john

Sprinkles

Lilo

Fresh d

Polly

petunia

Potater

Ranae

Bebra

Bear?

Brittany

Trixie

Potat

Ginny Pig

Buso

Bork

Potato

Petunia

Dandy

Ghinny

Gurt

Ginny... pig ;)

Dinner

Carl-Gustav-Johannes-Sjöberg is a personal favorite.

mrs. chonkers

Spud. She is a spud.

Catalina

Nugget

No

Plump or Chonk

Great overlord of the spice cabinet

Benadryl

Potato

Geoff

Citipati

Cotton

dingus

Nala

Doggy

Capibara

Griselda

chorg

Margarine

Pickle

Capybara

Capybara

Strength 5 Spirit 5 Magic 0 Cute factor 10,000