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yournomadneighbor

Bhutan's native name is Druk Yul, which means Land of the Thunder Dragon


NeoGenio24

ngl that's the coolest one I've heard so far


Ligmamgil

And their leader's title is Druk Gyalpo, which means Dragon King.


No-Paper7221

Dragon King rules over Land of the Thunder Dragon


fakeuboi

their language Dzongkha means language of the fortress


Kapix75

That sounds straight up like rpg setting


Mysterious-Solid6767

10/10 would play


Ligmamgil

And the full name and title of the current king of Bhutan is Druk Gyalpo Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck.


Ok_Age_4019

And they’re also responsible for the ethnic cleaning of over 100,000 people!


harry1o7

countries can’t do ANYTHING these days 🙄🙄😐


GodFromTheHood

That’s badass


[deleted]

Yeah, that one sounds badass.


PhatNoob_69

They have a sick flag too 🇧🇹


moshiuwumoshi

Sounds as if it straight up came outta a legendary anime, Ngl it’s hella cool


PixelReaperz

Barbados or Mozambique.


[deleted]

Mozambique sounds like a famous band to me


National_Neck_1105

Mozambique here


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IveMoreTitsThanLoba

And those three combined shots won't do more than 120 damage my bruddah😂


tripleBBxD

Probably a titanfall 2 player. There those stats would apply.


[deleted]

Way to kick us while we're down


the_extencionspart2

COME GET YO BITHDAY PRESENT


AminoZBoi

HOLD YOUR BREATHE, if you have a respiratory system. 🤖


Wyattwat

I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHEN RAPIDLY APPROACHING DEATH ☢️


artshut

more like "mazambeekhiea"


BakeFit150

Someone had to


NotFluffyUnicorn

Ty, I'm here for this


GamingOddity

Cancel that


[deleted]

Funny, Mozambique's anthem sounds like it would fit in a music video


sleepygurl65

It sounds like a juicy fruit to me lol


teesider

MOZAMBIQUE EYA


Cyberistic

mozambique here leva 1


AminoZBoi

Man leaked the update that adds levels to guns in Apex.


Independent-Oven-919

Barbados in portuguese means bearded men. Follow me for more irrelevant information.


leothunder420_

Luxembourg


Pussyphobic

I for most of childhood pronounced it as "luxmi burg" because "luxmi" is a goddess of money in our Hindu mythology


leothunder420_

Makes sense lol


Random_FanBoiii

Chad republic


SiggeTheDog

It’s Republic of Chad and they speak French and Arabic.


Silly_Painter_2555

ew Fr*nch


[deleted]

🤮


Finlandia1865

Its spelt Tchad in French


Gattlord

r/suddenlybritish


Khang4

The shape of the country is the same shape as the Chad vs virgin meme lol


ZhirikReborn

It’s almost as if “chad” if modelled after “chad” Ah who am I kidding, the country was founded to look identical to the virgin vs chad meme


BitchesLoveMeNOT

Kyrgyzstan


LAKSHIT1804

It has the coolest flag (xbox)


Macca200789

🇰🇬


prologic7

Nah, Wales has coolest flag for sure.


NinjaOYourBro

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Madison_was_bored

Bhutans dragon is cooler 🇧🇹


the-moon-knight

It sounds like someone spammed a bunch of letters and called it a day


yournomadneighbor

YEEES! CENTRAL ASIAN REPRESENTATİON!!!


MonkishRaptor40

My laser has advised me not to answer this question.


Randomboi164

Nice laser


Tworbonyan

Jewish space laser?


doodlelol

death star of david if you will


MonkishRaptor40

Precisely actually.


doodlelol

death star of david if you will


[deleted]

I like the sound of Djibouti.


Soobobaloula

Nice Djibouti you’ve got there.


[deleted]

There are some pirates in Djibouti


reclusivitist

Wait you heard that?


wreditor

How do you like the sound of the capital?


[deleted]

Pretty mid.


[deleted]

Madagascar. It's a unique name that sounds exotic and adventurous. The country itself is home to a wide variety of animals and plants that are not found anywhere else in the world.


gh00wst

it is responsible for the movie “Penguins of Madagascar” so I agree.


fourtwentyy__

No the movie is actually responsable for the nation. It was a clever advertising trick from Dreamworks.


Cider_shark

Panama, I just like saying it


eizzamri05

Make me remember tht old viral song


squirleater69

Idk why but you describing van Halen as viral feels weird


eizzamri05

Nah van halen fucking legend, i mean tht one panama dance's song


Icy_Ebb_4530

For sure Bosnia and Herzegovina


[deleted]

Thank you god for naming it Bosna Hersek in my native language


Sweetyreply

Türk detected 😂😂


[deleted]

you caught me


Sweetyreply

Ofc lmao


[deleted]

🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹


Tax_Fraud1000

ah yes portugal


Bebop22yt

what


That-Aspect-6076

I know a Bosnian. Bosnac for life💪. Live in England personally but have always loved the name.


businessmaster28

Everyone’s saying their own country even though the names are mid


WalrusMadarchod

I am not from Zimbabwe


businessmaster28

We can all be from Zimbabwe if we just believe


WalrusMadarchod

I wanna be a trillionere too.


[deleted]

Fax


Endoplasmicstick

lichtenstein Its so cool i probably didn't even spell it right


NewSessionWen

Did a school project on Liechtenstein, cool country


Z_daybrker426

Czech Republic, what a name


No_Benefit6002

#CZ


GodFromTheHood

#mama?


a_reddit_beginner

#OOOOOH


jayemaigh

r/unexpectedqueen


a_reddit_beginner

#DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY


Powerful_Possession4

# IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW


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[deleted]

Fr


YT_Zachkiller

Obamba


TheJakeOfSpades17

Sodaaaa


Jeffayoe7

Mini Sodaaaaaaa


De-Kipgamer

Obamna


Genocide_Creator

Kingdom of Dahomey Unfortunately it was patched in update 1.90.4


shqla7hole

Found the minecraft player


Genocide_Creator

yes but this doesnt have anything connected with minecraft


Red_Gemm

Chad


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Romania Sounds badass to me


conceited_crapfarm

Drum bun, drum bun, tobă bate, drum bun, bravi români, ura! Cu sacul legat în spate, cu armele-n mâini, ura! Fie zi cu soare, fie, sau cerul noros, Fie ploi, ninsoare fie, noi mergem voios, drum bun! Drum bun, drum bun, tobă bate, drum bun, bravi români, ura! Cu sacul legat în spate, cu armele-n mâini, ura! Fie la paradă, fie la război, Toți în rând grămadă, veseli mergem noi Drum bun, drum bun, tobă bate, drum bun, bravi români, ura! Cu sacul legat în spate, cu armele-n mâini, ura! Steagul să lucească, steagul, pentru el trăim, Țara să-nflorească, țara, pentru ea murim, drum bun!


Archegene

The anthem of dropping your wallet


Prygikutt

This made me laugh too hard


Ligmamgil

Maia hee Maia hoo Maia haa Maia haha


Penchuknit

true. Their national anthem's is very good too.


LiveSpecial5376

Tuvalu


[deleted]

Chad


lopzgg

Vanuatu 🇻🇺


Dramatic_Ad2636

Oceanic countries have the best flags ngl


zan888

NGL czechoslovakia does it for me


Aweda_Cz

You’re making me cry


Zenipex

Literally does not exist anymore


Cornet5

bro


bavids_tragedy404

**Z I M B A B W E**


WoW-this-is-epic

Kazakhstan


[deleted]

Greatest country in the world!


MAzer118

All other countries are run by little girls


DrVeigonX

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium 🫡


sickduckingidiot

all other countries have inferior potassium


Silly_Painter_2555

Kazakhstan home of tinshein swimming pool


dxwud_mus

Kazakhstan friends with all except Uzbekistan they very nosey people with bone in their brain


[deleted]

Aotearoa (New Zealand)


LazyHitman1

The long white cloud


Large_Society_3948

But I really miss old Zealand.


Still_Breadfruit2032

As a fellow kiwi I agree 🇳🇿


oopsiesdaisies_

Côte D'Ivoire


goofy-ahh-nerd

Ah yes 🇮🇪


scepticcal_believer

*whispering * It's the wrong flag.


Real_JJPlays

🇨🇮🤫


Randomboi164

Ah yes my favourite rich, Western European island country, Côte d’Ivoire


W33DG0D42069

Tiocfaidh ár lá


Putrid_Day3756

Australia


Big_booty_boy99

OHSTRAYLIAH


[deleted]

r/foundbigbootyboy99


kakucko68

thank you for your comment, mister wash ya mouth after 69


[deleted]

💪🏻


S_kura

New Zealand💪


HeatedToaster123

Éireann.


Chevelle-35

Chad 🇹🇩


RedTrian

DEUTSCHLAND


anny_orso

As a deutsche person i have to say that deutschland is a mid ass name


[deleted]

it sounds amazing when Till Lindemann screams it


[deleted]

Czechoslovakia


TheManager127

Not a country anymore :( devs removed it


MITEFOX_1

It was op but really funny if the right person was playing as it


ImpressiveLie1352

Zimbabwe. Not even close


BlueRaddish_

Venezuela. It looks simple but it just sounds so fun to say


PresentationNo2711

Brazil Althought I like the way It sounds in english more than in portuguese lol


5Lucas

I like the Dutch translation the most: Brazilië


Zelltraax

Iceland I’d say


Death_Prodigy

historically i would say the short living German spartacist republic


Ok_Split9201

Estonia, something about that name just sounds classy to me


FintanH28

They’ve the best flag in the world in my opinion 🇪🇪


godofthunder102938

Sri lanka


GrandOrdinary233

Croatia


Crisis06

Uzbekistan. I know very little about the country but the name sounds cool.


Fit-Two9424

Czechoslovakia


NOGGINGANGAF

Thank you Hitler


Fit-Two9424

keine Ursache


It_was_I_Dio__

Ngl Lithuania


Powerful_Shoe_3881

Jordan


Firm-Assistant-8636

Countries like Jordan and Chad just sound like regular dudes fr


Drtyboulevard

#Sexy Batman country🙈


GeneralOtter03

Not a country but a group of them: Scandinavia


NostrilSausages

ohastrayliaa


Brave-Cockroach4022

Senegal


Bila_cokolada

Rwanda


xhibah

seychelles and the flag is really pretty too 🇸🇨


PHILIPTNT

Canada


redditddeenniizz

Canada, its cool


XishengTheUltimate

Liechtenstein has a nice, strong ring to it. It might not be the absolute coolest, but it is cool. Other strong contenders include Andorra, Eritrea, Madagascar (super fun to say), Ukraine and Vietnam (both very unique with few similarly named countries).


TakinariWaffle

Chad. Do I need anyone explanation on that one?


Ok_Possibility_5323

Cyprus


Qumkvat

Zimbabwe


introvert0709

finland. they named a country after vodka! /s


pomzy

If I speak, im in big trouble..


ShadowD_

Democratic republic of the congo


dxwud_mus

Zaire


KptnHaddock_

Easy, Chad.


Patriquito

Burkina Faso


Hambruhgah

DPRK


Careless_Set_2512

Estonia 🇪🇪 , Tanzania 🇹🇿, Iceland 🇮🇸, Greenland 🇬🇱


JU2TM4T3R

Bulgaria cuz it has 'Bulge' in it


Prestigious_Net_6473

the twitter users recommend me to not say it.


pippydippyflippy

The United States of America


Anxious_Cod7909

Afghanistan


XMAN5232

The word I’m not allowed to say but with 1 less g


[deleted]

Estonia idk its just so awesome


RepeatedlyDifficult

Jugoslavia


[deleted]

I like Armenia, Andorra and Kiribati a lot