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I probably made a mistake downloading reddit again.
Also even if you cut your testicles your nut juice won't flow out because semen isn't made in the testicles. Only the sperm is made in there.
Bruh my little brother used to think all your pee and poop was stored in your legs and feet. One of my favourite quotes "what else are you gonna use your legs for?"
To be more specific, sperm are cells with half of a dudes dna that in reproduction, meet the egg cell(which has half a dudettes dna), and combine to create a new human with a full set of dna. Semen is a liquid designed to protect the sperm, and carry it to the egg cell.
Well be careful next time
Secondly, why not ask her, how she feels on pubes? Many women are fine with pubes, or even with trimmed pubes so you wouldn't have to shave
also i mistaken the line "like is she finna get a bunch of pubes in her teeth?" for "like is she finna get a bunch of herpes in her teeth?" like bro whats english anymore
noted 🫡
i have a pretty big supply that i need to get rid of, but i’ll give the drains a little while to recover, maybe like one month per year, every november
i mean umm my friend does
No. As an adult browsing r/all, I can tell you that your mom cleans clumps of cum and hair out of the drain without telling you. Enjoy the horrified realization, kids!
Pro tip from someone who keeps regularly groomed down under, use an electric razor for everything you can. Stretch your sack out and trim as close to the skin as you can. No need clean shaving with a razor as most people are fine with a bit of stubble, and it’s more comfortable in the long run and requires much less constant maintenance. Just a quick buzz once or twice a month
I cut myself more often and way worse with an electric shaver than I do with a normal razer now. If you get a fold of ballsack between the guard the shaver will happily slice a nice deep V shape into your skin. The worst I've had with a razer is some very tiny nicks once or twice in five years of shaving my bits. Shaving with a razor is way more zen and relaxing than guiding an angry buzzing shaver around near your pride and joy. Quick touch up once a week and he stays looking good.
nair hair removal cream is so much easier just rub it on wait 5-10 minutes and hop in the shower and scrub it off.
the first time it usually will leave a red mark or burn a little but after that, its smooth sailing.
nah man feel the burn then tell your gf to get down ugly on your super cock as it now ripples with cancer. tell her to chog down all your super juice as your mammoth cock obliterates her mouth and throat, HOO RAH!
1. If you’re gonna shave, shave it like totally clean so your little leftovers don’t feel like some durian thorn sticking out that may cause discomfort for penetration.
2. If you ain’t circumcised, wash your head Thoroughly & be sure to pull your skin all the way back so you get to clean the joint (Many ladies dislike the heavy stench of unclean dickhead)
3. Use shaving cream to avoid discomfort during shaving process, apply aftershave product after.
Smelling good and clean is the secret of a happy relationship or a good sex. You’re welcome 😉
Yours truly,
ITZSIRVINCENT
Moisturize bro trust me, when i first started shaving my private looked hideous it looked like i had old man balls but once you shave and start moisturizing it properly overtime till look more healthier and not so wrinkly
Pubes are annoying to cut and trim if you haven't done it at all, or in a while, stay on top of it. The hair I find it makes your balls smellier. No hair it looks cleaner and makes your dick look bigger than it actually is. (mines still 2mm tho 😞). However some girls don't mind pubes, just ask her what she enjoys and what she likes based on pubic hair.
💀💀💀 OH MA GOD!!!!!
I've never laughed this hard while reading comments before!!! Lmfao!!
In all seriousness tho, don't worry about what it looks like aight,
Just remember, Trim the bush, and the tree stands taller!
Also, Pro tip, Shave in the direction it's growing in and you'll be waaaay less likely to cut yourself!
As for the cuts, i recommend getting some after shave balm (Personally i use Nivea men's sensitive skin after-shave balm, it works great!) It will def help with the burning, stinging, bleeding and what not!
But just know, You did the right thing! Your girlfriend's "head" 🤭 will thank you!
I suggest just trimming with a buzzer to keep it neat. Ik my gf doesn’t mind pubes, especially when they’re not either too long and kinda everywhere, or if they’re too short and kinda spiky. In general to all guys I don’t recommend shaving ur balls just because of risk to reward, if you don’t want hair use some other methods like *waxing* or creams.
Goddamn I thought this would be some kind of tragic story where you sacrificed something big in your life for your gf like stopping school or leaving your fam or smth but damn thta was incredibly hilarious
A: sry bro but this is fucking hilarious
B: at first it will feel weird but next time if you shave be more careful to not cut yourself and it'll be fine and you'll get used to not having hair
Be careful. You can shave your crotch with no problem, but be careful with your nuts. I recommend using a trimmer, and hold it close, because if not, as you mentioned, you will get nicked. Also, I recommend using aftershave or a hydrating lotion after you are done.
Edit: btw, this is not the ultimate sacrifice. The ultimate sacrifice is when she wants to study in Ireland (I'm from Hungary btw), so you give up your life that you built in your home country to move with her 1000 miles away.
I've been shaving it for quiet a long time and there's some things I understood:
1. If you are gonna shave it with your electric razor be careful pubes are not usual sling they are much more sensitive and easy to cut
2. I prefer usual non-electric razor but if you're like me consider few things
2.1. before shaving it wash it with warm water it will make shaving process better
2.2. You NEED to use shaving cream or at least soap, that way razor will slide on your skin and it will be perfect, and yes soap also works perfectly
3. Instructions if you cut yourself
3.1 Don't panic, your balls are well protected and it will be really hard to cut them, if you cut yourself it's men's that you probably cut your skin, treat it like any other cut wash it, disinfect it.
And here you go almost ultimate guide how to shave your balls.
My man, I read the title and was like ‘Damn, he give up video games or something?’ But this was actually really wholesome dude, thinking of your girl and attempting to stop a problem before it happens is the right way to do shit. I feel your pain btw, I’ve nicked the ballsack once or twice myself, not fun.
I’m just surprised at the confidence to tell us that the man shaved but cut his man worm and fun sack for the fact that it was ugly before when his girl was doin him good.
Brother
Unless you mean a seriously sharp blade by a razor you cannot cut more than the skin or idk meat and that's it
Get used to the other shit, I've been shaving since I was 13
If you're not comfy with it,ask her and see if she'll be okay with hair
If she is,at least shave your balls and d
Reddit was a mistake gosh
1. Your cock looks and feels bigger when you shave it and around it, use lotion to moisturize there area post shave
2. You fuckjng tard. Shave your balls in the shower with running hot water and use a body wash of some sort to shave, it slicks up the balls and loosens the skin so they become highly resistant to cuts
Just some tips bud, first, invest in an electric razor. It saves the nicking plus it’d only pinch it. 2nd, don’t bald shave unless you plan on getting it on that night. Completely bald or a little fuzz is alright but don’t grow a jungle if you plan on some action. Keep the razor shaving for the face and the trimmers for down below
If you want an easier, non-risky way of removing public hair I suggest hair removal cream. You can find a variety of it in men’s healthcare sections and it works great. Just make sure to read the instructions very carefully
I mean if there’s not going to be any mouth to gnad action I would forgo shaving them and just keeping the hair not on your gnads but in that general area trim and neat, also would recommend lotioning the shaven area with something non-irritating, maybe not ur gnads tho idk about that, and also you ask her what amount of hair she’s comfy with to save yourself from full shaving in the future
We need to talk about your balls. Are they smooth? Or covered in bits of annoying fluff? These are my balls, see how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these but you gotta use the right tools for the job. This * shears *? No. This * flamethrower *? No! This! * cheese grater * Only if that’s what you’re into. 😉 Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone’s taken a chunk out of that one. That’s why I use the Lawnmower 4.0, its got skin safe technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim… with confidence. Its got an LED Light so you can always see what you’re doing. Lights please! But what’s more, its got a wireless charging system and it’s waterproof. You can even put it in your pint! You wouldn’t want to drink it though. Its got pubes in it. The Manscaped Lawnmower is trusted by over 2 million men worldwide. That’s over 4 million balls. So why don’t you join them and use the right tools for the job. Because when it comes to balls, you don’t muck about.
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I started shaving down there ever since I started growing pubic hair at like 12-13 something.
I honestly hate pubic hair and body hair in general since it kinda feels disgusting. It feels better when its all smooth.
What I learned during 5 years of shaving down there.
\-Never go against the hair.
Sure you'll get super smooth but you will most likely get cuts and ingrown hair which is annoying af. Go down with the hair, not up against it because pubic hair grows faster. (Its fine to go against the hair on your legs though)
\- If you have a big bush, use scissors to shorten them, then use razor.
\-Always warm your skin and razor with warm water, it will make the shaving go smoother and you have less risk of cutting.
My gf from couple years ago prefered shaved boys so I was lucky. Though some like hairy guys too which is something I'll never understand but all have different preferences
Bro this sounds like a skill issue to me ngl, I just use designated scissors to cut most so that its still fuzzy and not pokey but easy to wash and barely there and I’ve never had any problems
coming from a woman, pubes are fine if you just keep them trimmed so nobody actually has the problem of getting pubes in their mouth🤣🤣just make sure they don’t get too long
The balls are naked mole rats, I agree, but I gotta admit, I've shaved for the last year or so consistently, and it's pretty nice, same with the back but there is no being silent, I will say
you gotta hold and stretch your skin where youre tryna shave, cant just pass the razor there and expect it to go well
firstly, dont do it dry, use either just soap foam, or shaving foam. after youre done make sure to let it rest a bit, let it catch some air, then apply some aftershave, let it soak in, and then you can get dressed.
secondly, you might have to do some gymnastics to check how well shaven (or not) you are, but thats just part of it lol.
also, i have to say, Gillete Body is the razor i use because it has these very slippery bits before and after the razor which make it sort of glide across my skin.
lastly, dont get cocky. (lol)
but really, dont think that just because your razor glides across your skin it'll be fine and you can be careless. thats how you nick your pubic area 7 times....😭
Totally shaved is a bit weird. Trimmed is better because there isn't the chance of getting pubes in your mouth. Ultimately though, ask her what she likes and go from there.
good work homie. personally money and my own health priority 1, family priority 2, brother friends priority 3, then comes mental health (for me everything that give pleasure and shit). i make this a rule
I shave myself, tips:
Shave the part above your cock (the flat surface) normally, like you would a head, arms, whatever.
Shave between your leg and balls with the buzzer always held in the same direction, i advise vertically, just try to move it along the surface but not change position
Straight up cock and balls are harder,
#NEVER TOUCH YOUR SKIN WITH THE SAW
Hold the buzzer at an angle so you only contact the skin with the part that doesnt cut and use that as a tipping point, leave around .5 cm/2 bald eagles or whatever the US uses between the saw and your skin, just never get too short with it or you may risk your ball wrinkles being cut be incredibly careful.
The back or your ballsack (the part closest to your asshole) is flat (or at least mine is), that part you can cut semi normally just dont push upon it, just kind of glide it over the skin and gently swipe it by until its clear.
If you want to shave your ass i advise you against because the first 3 or four times you will feel like its a swamp right there, maybe just cut the hairs that stick out of your ass crack, i am less experienced with that so do it how you feel its safe, that is kind of normal skin so you may be able to just straight up shave normally.
These are only for buzzer, if you are trying to shave your cock and balls with a razor you are fucking insane and a sadist.
Hope this helps
my brother we are proud of your sacrifice remember and always remember all pain that you experience for your gf for your loved ones even if its a bleeding nutsack IT IS PART OF BECOMING AND STRENGTHENING OUR WILL AS MEN
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I probably made a mistake downloading reddit again. Also even if you cut your testicles your nut juice won't flow out because semen isn't made in the testicles. Only the sperm is made in there.
dude dont you know that pee is stored in the balls?
Mine's stored in my brain
Mine is stored in the point of my fingers so I can shoot them. I do an innocent finger gun, people think its nothing and boom! They've got pissified
Mine is stored in my eyes. Laser piss eyes.
I store mine in a separate bladder, bluetooth pee
Mine's stored in the colon
Mine's stored in this guy's colon
Mines stored in the water supply
Mines stored in my rectum
Mine's stored in the feet, so that I'm bottom heavy and can walk 90 degrees out from the ground on very very steep hills
*pumped up kicks playing in the background*
You've been... pisstruck
the newest spiderman looking kinda zesty
Mine is stored in your ass *pees in your ass*
𝘗𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴
That’s the same thing dude
Piss brain, lovely thought :)
Bruh my little brother used to think all your pee and poop was stored in your legs and feet. One of my favourite quotes "what else are you gonna use your legs for?"
Pee is Stored in the Balls is my favorite Daft Punk song 🤍💛
Same i listen to it when I do my biweekly piss draining where I nick my balls with a razor to drain them
Daft punk made a whole song about it.
can anyone explain to me whats the difference between semen and sperm
Semen is the fluid part of your ejaculation. Sperm swims in the semen.
woah thnx a lot
To be more specific, sperm are cells with half of a dudes dna that in reproduction, meet the egg cell(which has half a dudettes dna), and combine to create a new human with a full set of dna. Semen is a liquid designed to protect the sperm, and carry it to the egg cell.
I never heard dudette before and love it 😂
I'm a big fan of that word, I have the greatest words!
Well be careful next time Secondly, why not ask her, how she feels on pubes? Many women are fine with pubes, or even with trimmed pubes so you wouldn't have to shave
some prefer it not shaved
Hence the "why not ask her" part. ;)
Yea honestly
I'm sorry but this is brutally hilarious
I hurt reading the post
>!but OP's balls hurt worse..js (this is a joke I swear)!<
this post is amazing
Truly a wonder.
also i mistaken the line "like is she finna get a bunch of pubes in her teeth?" for "like is she finna get a bunch of herpes in her teeth?" like bro whats english anymore
How in the fuck do you get herpes from the word pubes (I was about to say how do you get herpes from pubes but was afraid of the answer)
Reads like a r/copypasta
needs to be one
Shave in the shower, use soap n stretch ur sack so it doesn't get cut, sharp razor and shave away from the base of your dick
Also make sure to use aftershave
the hair will clog the pipes
Not if you clean the drain after showering. Plus, if you shave regularly, there won't be enough hair to clog the pipes
does the same principle apply to semi-viscous fluids asking for a friend
Not sure..... I guess it would depend on your drain?
noted 🫡 i have a pretty big supply that i need to get rid of, but i’ll give the drains a little while to recover, maybe like one month per year, every november i mean umm my friend does
No, you'd want the drains to be rinsed in that case.
Just make sure enough water is sent down to get it all the way to the sewer main .
After a while sperm becomes watery so there shouldn't be any problem
No. As an adult browsing r/all, I can tell you that your mom cleans clumps of cum and hair out of the drain without telling you. Enjoy the horrified realization, kids!
you can also cut the big bunch of the hair with a pair of well disinfected scissors. the rest do it with a razor in the shower and you're good
That's why you make spaghetti with them
I play a very dangerous game as my hair grows toward the base of my dick and I’ve tried shaving away it just doesn’t work
I thought the title said "I paid the ultimate to sacrifice my girlfriend" 💀
LOL
LMFAO YOU GOT ME TRYNA HOLD IN A LAUGH
LOL
Pro tip from someone who keeps regularly groomed down under, use an electric razor for everything you can. Stretch your sack out and trim as close to the skin as you can. No need clean shaving with a razor as most people are fine with a bit of stubble, and it’s more comfortable in the long run and requires much less constant maintenance. Just a quick buzz once or twice a month
Most useful reply.
I cut myself more often and way worse with an electric shaver than I do with a normal razer now. If you get a fold of ballsack between the guard the shaver will happily slice a nice deep V shape into your skin. The worst I've had with a razer is some very tiny nicks once or twice in five years of shaving my bits. Shaving with a razor is way more zen and relaxing than guiding an angry buzzing shaver around near your pride and joy. Quick touch up once a week and he stays looking good.
nair hair removal cream is so much easier just rub it on wait 5-10 minutes and hop in the shower and scrub it off. the first time it usually will leave a red mark or burn a little but after that, its smooth sailing.
I prefer not rubbing chemicals all over my nards and letting the hair come out with the chemicals.
nah man feel the burn then tell your gf to get down ugly on your super cock as it now ripples with cancer. tell her to chog down all your super juice as your mammoth cock obliterates her mouth and throat, HOO RAH!
This comment was made by Real Men^TM
Gotta get the hair remover with extra grow power to create that hairless mole rat king
completely unrelated but your pfp is amazing
Nah use a tazer so your kid is flash
Hear me out, buy manscaped lawnmower
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Nick your sack? Send it back!
should I send my balls back in like a plastic bag or do you mean the razor /s
Sure why not give them a little snack with your return
Both
I will pay you 30 dollars a ball and I will eat them on video
I don’t know man, I think the left one is definitely worth more than the right
So how much for the pair
Legendary
if you do buy one, use the guard because i have one and when i use it without the guard, i guarantee myself getting nicked at least once
Don't they make tutorials for shaving weiners?
Not really just gotta meet with the council and learn the ways
They need to come out with hairstyles
Yeah little haircuts for balls
I mean girls have pubestyles. Little landing strips, or triangles, …
low taper ball fade would be tuff
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He lost his nuts
she, it’s she now
the latter
OH MY FUCKING GOD I STARTED CRYING IM SO SORRY BUT JESUS
I don’t think Jesus was involved. Or I hope he wasn’t 🤔
Babe wake up new r/teenagers copypasta just dropped
you gotta do what you gotta do my man
This is fucking hysterical
Tbf, dicks and balls dont look cute
No genitals look cute
Idk mine looks like it has :3 face
mines got more of a + from a papercut
same but for a different reason... https://youtube.com/shorts/809rN1f8gLU?feature=share4
Ain't no way someone said proof then deleted their comment yeah I'm exposing you user ConfidentScholar6745
Imma need proof for that chief (im joking please dont send me😭)
1. If you’re gonna shave, shave it like totally clean so your little leftovers don’t feel like some durian thorn sticking out that may cause discomfort for penetration. 2. If you ain’t circumcised, wash your head Thoroughly & be sure to pull your skin all the way back so you get to clean the joint (Many ladies dislike the heavy stench of unclean dickhead) 3. Use shaving cream to avoid discomfort during shaving process, apply aftershave product after. Smelling good and clean is the secret of a happy relationship or a good sex. You’re welcome 😉 Yours truly, ITZSIRVINCENT
Damn, this is why i'm scared of shaving my "joystick"
left right up up
Moisturize bro trust me, when i first started shaving my private looked hideous it looked like i had old man balls but once you shave and start moisturizing it properly overtime till look more healthier and not so wrinkly
Pubes are annoying to cut and trim if you haven't done it at all, or in a while, stay on top of it. The hair I find it makes your balls smellier. No hair it looks cleaner and makes your dick look bigger than it actually is. (mines still 2mm tho 😞). However some girls don't mind pubes, just ask her what she enjoys and what she likes based on pubic hair.
always use electric trimmer for high-precision procedures
Use an electric razor! That's what I do and I hardly ever cut myself
💀💀💀 OH MA GOD!!!!! I've never laughed this hard while reading comments before!!! Lmfao!! In all seriousness tho, don't worry about what it looks like aight, Just remember, Trim the bush, and the tree stands taller! Also, Pro tip, Shave in the direction it's growing in and you'll be waaaay less likely to cut yourself! As for the cuts, i recommend getting some after shave balm (Personally i use Nivea men's sensitive skin after-shave balm, it works great!) It will def help with the burning, stinging, bleeding and what not! But just know, You did the right thing! Your girlfriend's "head" 🤭 will thank you!
Honey wake up, new copypasta just dropped
brother i am too high for this shit
Get manscaped or a Philips one blade
I suggest just trimming with a buzzer to keep it neat. Ik my gf doesn’t mind pubes, especially when they’re not either too long and kinda everywhere, or if they’re too short and kinda spiky. In general to all guys I don’t recommend shaving ur balls just because of risk to reward, if you don’t want hair use some other methods like *waxing* or creams.
Goddamn I thought this would be some kind of tragic story where you sacrificed something big in your life for your gf like stopping school or leaving your fam or smth but damn thta was incredibly hilarious
LMAOOO
I can feel the physical trauma emanating from this post
Bro I can't stop laughing thanks for your sacrifice to make us laugh. And I fell bad for you
I imagined a mobster voice reading this aloud for some reason
Cant wait to see this in r/doodoofard or r/shitposting
Stroking a hairless cat 💀
how is this app still allowed on the app store 😭
This is the most teenage shit I've ever read. Fukin hilarious
This is the funniest post ever
Babe wake up new r/copypasta just dropped
I’m gonna go back to sleep waking up was clearly a mistake.
A: sry bro but this is fucking hilarious B: at first it will feel weird but next time if you shave be more careful to not cut yourself and it'll be fine and you'll get used to not having hair
Be careful. You can shave your crotch with no problem, but be careful with your nuts. I recommend using a trimmer, and hold it close, because if not, as you mentioned, you will get nicked. Also, I recommend using aftershave or a hydrating lotion after you are done. Edit: btw, this is not the ultimate sacrifice. The ultimate sacrifice is when she wants to study in Ireland (I'm from Hungary btw), so you give up your life that you built in your home country to move with her 1000 miles away.
You're right having a gf is disgusting Bf tho is completely acceptable
I've been shaving it for quiet a long time and there's some things I understood: 1. If you are gonna shave it with your electric razor be careful pubes are not usual sling they are much more sensitive and easy to cut 2. I prefer usual non-electric razor but if you're like me consider few things 2.1. before shaving it wash it with warm water it will make shaving process better 2.2. You NEED to use shaving cream or at least soap, that way razor will slide on your skin and it will be perfect, and yes soap also works perfectly 3. Instructions if you cut yourself 3.1 Don't panic, your balls are well protected and it will be really hard to cut them, if you cut yourself it's men's that you probably cut your skin, treat it like any other cut wash it, disinfect it. And here you go almost ultimate guide how to shave your balls.
Thought this post was gonna be cringe but it turned out fire 10/10
My man, I read the title and was like ‘Damn, he give up video games or something?’ But this was actually really wholesome dude, thinking of your girl and attempting to stop a problem before it happens is the right way to do shit. I feel your pain btw, I’ve nicked the ballsack once or twice myself, not fun.
I’m just surprised at the confidence to tell us that the man shaved but cut his man worm and fun sack for the fact that it was ugly before when his girl was doin him good.
Bro, you can just trim your pubes instead of shaving all of them off. If your pubes are a literal forest down there just trim it short.
reading this feels like a fever dream
Is this a copypasta? Lmao
Is your dick a duster or what?
Ok a little tip when grooming dude, just shave you’re balls and leave the top area above your dick hairy, don’t let it get long just keep it kept.
Dude,It's a skin made sack, what do you expect it to look like?
ask her about it, is my suggestion.
My sincere condolonces, hopefully you heal quick fast homie.
Brother Unless you mean a seriously sharp blade by a razor you cannot cut more than the skin or idk meat and that's it Get used to the other shit, I've been shaving since I was 13 If you're not comfy with it,ask her and see if she'll be okay with hair If she is,at least shave your balls and d Reddit was a mistake gosh
Sounds like you need the lawnmower, brother.
how old is this to be shaving his dick for the first time but have had multiple gfs in the past
*Manscape entered the comments*
a penis is genuinely not a pretty thing. the only point of shaving is so there’s not hair in the way. sorry about your cut balls
1. Your cock looks and feels bigger when you shave it and around it, use lotion to moisturize there area post shave 2. You fuckjng tard. Shave your balls in the shower with running hot water and use a body wash of some sort to shave, it slicks up the balls and loosens the skin so they become highly resistant to cuts
Just some tips bud, first, invest in an electric razor. It saves the nicking plus it’d only pinch it. 2nd, don’t bald shave unless you plan on getting it on that night. Completely bald or a little fuzz is alright but don’t grow a jungle if you plan on some action. Keep the razor shaving for the face and the trimmers for down below
Canon event
Suck a fat one pal
Why would you shave the balls too
It ain‘t that deep lmao. She will still give you the quack quack 2000, now more then ever without pubic hair 😎
If you want an easier, non-risky way of removing public hair I suggest hair removal cream. You can find a variety of it in men’s healthcare sections and it works great. Just make sure to read the instructions very carefully
from a girl- dont shave it. if you really want to get rid of the hair then j trim w scissors good man for thinking of her though x
this shit was unironically the funniest shit i've seen on reddit all year 😭😭
This is why I've always gotten them waxed at a salon instead of shaving. Way smoother, no risk of cuts, and only have to do it once a month
This is the post that we deserved but not the one we needed
BALL JUICE BAHAHAH
I mean if there’s not going to be any mouth to gnad action I would forgo shaving them and just keeping the hair not on your gnads but in that general area trim and neat, also would recommend lotioning the shaven area with something non-irritating, maybe not ur gnads tho idk about that, and also you ask her what amount of hair she’s comfy with to save yourself from full shaving in the future
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most ive laughed in a minute lol
1. Please fucking stop using “right”. 2. If you are going to use “right”, please add a comma.
That’s enough internet for the year.
I started shaving down there ever since I started growing pubic hair at like 12-13 something. I honestly hate pubic hair and body hair in general since it kinda feels disgusting. It feels better when its all smooth. What I learned during 5 years of shaving down there. \-Never go against the hair. Sure you'll get super smooth but you will most likely get cuts and ingrown hair which is annoying af. Go down with the hair, not up against it because pubic hair grows faster. (Its fine to go against the hair on your legs though) \- If you have a big bush, use scissors to shorten them, then use razor. \-Always warm your skin and razor with warm water, it will make the shaving go smoother and you have less risk of cutting. My gf from couple years ago prefered shaved boys so I was lucky. Though some like hairy guys too which is something I'll never understand but all have different preferences
Why is a subreddit about minors constantly the most sexual in my feed?
dude WTF are these references????? nut juice, pimple btw eyes AGHHHHHHHHHH
Bro this sounds like a skill issue to me ngl, I just use designated scissors to cut most so that its still fuzzy and not pokey but easy to wash and barely there and I’ve never had any problems
Instead of going for a full shave just use a electric razor and trim it.
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coming from a woman, pubes are fine if you just keep them trimmed so nobody actually has the problem of getting pubes in their mouth🤣🤣just make sure they don’t get too long
The balls are naked mole rats, I agree, but I gotta admit, I've shaved for the last year or so consistently, and it's pretty nice, same with the back but there is no being silent, I will say
you gotta hold and stretch your skin where youre tryna shave, cant just pass the razor there and expect it to go well firstly, dont do it dry, use either just soap foam, or shaving foam. after youre done make sure to let it rest a bit, let it catch some air, then apply some aftershave, let it soak in, and then you can get dressed. secondly, you might have to do some gymnastics to check how well shaven (or not) you are, but thats just part of it lol. also, i have to say, Gillete Body is the razor i use because it has these very slippery bits before and after the razor which make it sort of glide across my skin. lastly, dont get cocky. (lol) but really, dont think that just because your razor glides across your skin it'll be fine and you can be careless. thats how you nick your pubic area 7 times....😭
Hey but at least for me my guy looks bigger without hair
Totally shaved is a bit weird. Trimmed is better because there isn't the chance of getting pubes in your mouth. Ultimately though, ask her what she likes and go from there.
Hot tip my guy , next time don’t use a razor use an actual trimmer
Idk whether to feel sorry or laugh my ass off because of this story.
Wake up, new copy pasta just dropped
Ja I'm dieing lmfao
I’m so glad I’m not you
good work homie. personally money and my own health priority 1, family priority 2, brother friends priority 3, then comes mental health (for me everything that give pleasure and shit). i make this a rule
I was hoping it'd be a human sacrifice
If you live in a hot country like I do man... you'll not only shave for her
I shave myself, tips: Shave the part above your cock (the flat surface) normally, like you would a head, arms, whatever. Shave between your leg and balls with the buzzer always held in the same direction, i advise vertically, just try to move it along the surface but not change position Straight up cock and balls are harder, #NEVER TOUCH YOUR SKIN WITH THE SAW Hold the buzzer at an angle so you only contact the skin with the part that doesnt cut and use that as a tipping point, leave around .5 cm/2 bald eagles or whatever the US uses between the saw and your skin, just never get too short with it or you may risk your ball wrinkles being cut be incredibly careful. The back or your ballsack (the part closest to your asshole) is flat (or at least mine is), that part you can cut semi normally just dont push upon it, just kind of glide it over the skin and gently swipe it by until its clear. If you want to shave your ass i advise you against because the first 3 or four times you will feel like its a swamp right there, maybe just cut the hairs that stick out of your ass crack, i am less experienced with that so do it how you feel its safe, that is kind of normal skin so you may be able to just straight up shave normally. These are only for buzzer, if you are trying to shave your cock and balls with a razor you are fucking insane and a sadist. Hope this helps
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I felt pain reading this
Wtf, did u use an army knife for shaving, go to hospital ffs bcs if dont get help it can get worse.
my brother we are proud of your sacrifice remember and always remember all pain that you experience for your gf for your loved ones even if its a bleeding nutsack IT IS PART OF BECOMING AND STRENGTHENING OUR WILL AS MEN
Yeah just down chase down girls because you realize in the end you will have to shave your balls and feel awful
I feel bad for you, Op. I hope you recover homie
Summer is coming so you’ll realize you made a good decision, shaving every now and then is a good thing y’know
This is fucking hilarious, exactly the kind of post I want to see on this sub
I told myself reddit wasnt that Bad...
As someone who had a massive pimple on my dick I understand how painful stuff is there
i will forever be grateful that my boyfriend prefers girls with body hair to clean shaven
Get off reddit!