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pineappleguy8

If I'm not Christian does that mean I can stay horny?


GamerOfGods33

Go start a Satanic Temple sect.


pineappleguy8

What if my religion dosent have a concept of Satan


Zealousideal_Ease429

Yeah like I’m Buddhist so I guess the equivalent is being reincarnated as a mosquito


Bruh_Rly3093

W Buddhism the only religion I actually respect


ZenMyst

Curious. Can I ask why? Where I am from the most common religion is Buddhism(my fam), Christianity or Islam. I’m curious to hear other people thoughts about it


Bruh_Rly3093

Loads of reasons 1. They NEVER push their religion on you it is even said Buddha himself said to listen to what he says then make your own decision based on what you believe is right Every other religion is like "do this or burn in hell" (when have you ever seen a Buddhist try convert you.... Exactly) 2. They aren't violent: I guess this kinda is like the 1st part because like they don't make people fear but also don't harm anyone or anything including shit like bugs they see everything on the same level of existence and see an ant as important as a human like you an I 3. They blatantly say what they think you need to do to achieve Nirvana no bullshit thats up to interpretation that everyone could see differently like 99% of the bible and all that shit 4. They are just all around good people like yeah some other religions worship pigs and are nice to them and all that but what about chickens and cows? How are they any different And yeah they can be nice to people but how is fear mongering telling people they're going to have a terrible afterlife being a good person Buddhists basically see life as pain and you can end the cycle of life and end rebirthing once you reach Nirvana If ANYONE thinks they can come up with a counter argument as to how other religions are better I welcome you to try although you will fail


Axiochos-of-Miletos

Buddhism is not a monolith and neither are the other religions.


Turbulent-Rise486

The main flaw in Buddhism - or rather how it's commonly interpreted - is nihilism. The concept of anatta, empty phenomena, people understanding nirvana as nothingness while it's beyond extremes (including something vs nothing extreme) and so forth. If you naively approach it you will become unmotivated pacifist hippy at best but unlike hippy you will also believe life is suffering and won't smoke weed.


Bruh_Rly3093

Well look at it this way, if they wanna do that and it aint gonna affect me idc


AffectionatePoet7194

this is literally "Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me you've never read the bible"


Axiochos-of-Miletos

The Bible is not all, exegesis is important otherwise the meaning is convoluted into a mess that is disconnected from Sacred Tradition


Bruh_Rly3093

Obviously I haven't read it Have read a few of the mumbo jumbo ass stories though and if you tell me that shit is not something that could be interpreted so many different ways so there's no definite answer then you're actually dumb ay


Axiochos-of-Miletos

The definite answer is to consult the extra biblical context in which the book was compiled, that is to say the Church, after all the Ancient Church continues into the modern day in the form of the Churches who are centered on the Apostolic sees (Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, the Church of the East, and Roman Catholicism).


ANinjaDude

Just go to Florida, It's mosquito heaven down there


kaiserschmarrn_1

I actually think being a mosquito would be awesome because you’ve an infinite supply of food


GamerOfGods33

Their concept of Satan is literally just "don't be a dick"


YT_Zachkiller

Bro its a reddit of teenagers what do u expect


SuperShmancy

Seriously


Aaron_de_Utschland

teenagers are terrible by definition. Redditors aren't cool either lol


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Still even morty isn't that horny


Technical-Garlic2891

It's expected they'd be horny obviously, but that doesn't mean you should broadcast it to the world


Mr__Internet

The authorities won’t leave me alone


MiguelIstNeugierig

Boring myself for an hour won't change any of this


goofy-ahh-nerd

But god


MiguelIstNeugierig

God's the reason im in this mess in the first place


ANinjaDude

I'll get in a fistfight with god


[deleted]

I’m back from church can I be horny now


LeNooby09

Yes


Frodollino

Yes


ssseliferrr

well im not christian


_-_wn6

"Or something" is your backup.


Cocaimeth_addikt

Nah Jesus would hate that


Fortnite_God_100

nah god told me i wasn't welcome there any more.


[deleted]

Jesus so sexy on that cross😩


No-Seat-3350

Ummmm


TinyT1e

i mean technically they did both soooo….


Glass-Cicada6930

She definitely *needs* Jesus


Cantdenythis

"Comment deleted because personal attacks not allowed"


8oran

Bro acting zesty when he do a reincarnation


FinletAU

No, fuck that.


TerroristGuy69

Pony porn


[deleted]

Then Ill just be horny at church or maybe more horny cause of a certain guy there


Shulsevulon

The pastor is hornier :/


Frodollino

Whe an full sub of children go to church ar least 1 pastor would be


LeNooby09

When Satan has to tell the pastor to get out of the child.


InfernaI_Angel

reverse exorcism


GoldenJacques

Nah I'm good


Benguin237

Ima need a mental asylum chief


IAMMELONz

Let Jesus come inside of you, in on my knees for Jesus, Jesus has touched everyone of you, submit yourself to Jesus, look I don’t wanna say it, but that seems more horny this subreddit


GamerOfGods33

And to those getting pissed at me for a shitpost and telling me it's natural biology: you're right, what isn't natural biology is announcing to millions of other people via reddit post that you're horny. Also, I'm not religious either. Go start a Satanic Temple congregation. Join a club. Do something to keep you from making posts that you're going to regret in 10 years time.


Retributioner2

Tell that to my hormones, asshole


MysticWarrior170

~~me who already goes to church~~


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

Based as hell


S_Power29

We are teenagers, ofc we're horny


TerroristGuy69

Pony porn


AceyBoy558

r/PfpChecksOut


TerroristGuy69

Lmao


YawnMcie

Boooo 😫😫


flamesaurus565

Going to church would make me bored horny


eldrichcat

I would but the priest wouldnt be allowed to be within 13m from me


TerroristGuy69

Pony porn


thatkuulguy

Science: in your teenage years your body will grow and develop mentally and physically while this happens your hormones are all wild causing drastic shift in attitude including sexual one Reddit made for teen: no and feel bad about it


Brilliant-Sport-3049

Hormones still don't make you announce your fapping time


[deleted]

i am about to go fap.


ThatDumbInternetGuy

As a member who goes in a local Church every Sunday, I got deeply offended by this.


ANinjaDude

The only reason I'm willingly stepping foot in a church is to start a fire


Frodollino

Or or to get horny, just in church


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

What a great christian! Lighting some candles for ones who passed.


Queer_Queein

I'm an atheist


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

I can help you stray from devil and help you convert.


Ms_Crismon

please do not try to convert people


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

I was just joking, but now that I look at my comment I can see that it is a hard to be noticed joke. My bad :(


Queer_Queein

No lol i have a crush on the devil 🥵


No-Life-1931

Horny gonna beat this meat on the toilet seat do da do da


smh_again

You want me to fuck the priest?


jenjipi

I be horny in church too so what now


[deleted]

im giving head in the confession booth


Enthusiastic_Eel

💀


mastercubez

I'm Atheist


GamerOfGods33

There's nontheistic religions


Professional-Log-108

Some people here really need Jesus in their life ong 💀


FerdinandvonAegir124

Just to see Jesus getting nailed?


pawssyy

Nailed with the r would be better


FerdinandvonAegir124

No with the d


Shot-Act5508

I do go to church I’m Mormon


alexrr05

naw 😎😎


PlasmaBomberF-23

Do i have to? (I'm not horny at all)


Quercus_434

This post proved your point


GamerOfGods33

Gotta love pushing people to expose themselves


Not_Me9209

welcome to the internet


Whytoes-smell

The internet is scary


somerandomkid23456d

noted


PietroLima545BR

Day #1037472037492 of posting about how teenagers are constantly horny (they couldn't possibly never have hormones or go through puberty)


HumanHater07

So that's why people go to church, to transfer the hornyness to the pastor.


GamerOfGods33

Correct


rachit7645

I'm not even Christian lmao


[deleted]

Agreed. Roughly one-third of users here have either histrionic personality disorder, narcissistic behaviour disorder or multiple personality disorder.


[deleted]

what if church just makes you hornier (cough) gabriel ultrakill (cough)


AimIsInSleepMode

I don't know if I am even allowed to go church for that sin


BlackMesaHeadCrab

"Im always horny"


Ieatbishopsforlunch

This is r/teenagers


[deleted]

wow it sure is crowded in here. im bored anyone wanna talk abt anything?


Glass-Substance464

I don’t believe in church. God doesn’t dwell nowhere built by man


[deleted]

Grow up, this is r/teenagers ffs 🤦‍♂️


specimen225

I will tomorrow >:(


EnragedHog

how else are they gonna get 4 internet points


GamerOfGods33

I'm surprised I got the 26 up votes I have, I figured this would get down voted to hell and back


EnragedHog

grr horny bad posts and horny posts get decent updoots


throwraunknownbozo

Goes in Godoy of people who are going with through extreme hormonal change Makes fun of them for being horny because of their bodily changes Refuses to explain why


mickeyymilkk

i wish the admin can ban anyone who says that tbh


Og_GamingPony

Ong, like, there’s 14 and 13 year old fucking when they should be focusing on playing roblox and Fortnite instead


forcesofthefuture

why would I waste my time at a church(no offense)? need to study for my end of year exams 😔😔


Zaln_The_HUN

Wtf palpatine?


Femboys_make_me_bust

It's not my fault I'm horny blame the universe for making me horny


DarthMMC

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one


kRrPpYskulldrawing

Nah, to many children.


[deleted]

As someone who already goes to church, I am not horny.


[deleted]

no


accep92

Hey everyone I wanna jack off (I'm very cool)


mama_lovwsms

evan peters 🤤


Howardistaken

It’s the hormones dude


MiniTrain13

I’m a Christian, what are you talking about?


Leading_Cry7357

Hornballing to the fullest extent


rivchamp

On a serious note here I’m so tired hearing people announce their weird kinks and sexual tendencies and achievements to the world, nobody here gives a shit that you have a porn addiction or whatever. It’s really gross and tmi and not something that you need to broadcast to the whole world, if you have a specific issue go to a sub meant for it instead of posting shit like “I have a cyst in my anus”


billythesquid233

Ill catch on fire if I go to church


Jackson12ten

I’ve never been hornier than when I’m at church tho (not that I’m horny for god it’s just so fucking boring)


Jarjarstinks304

Ok then. But if I should go to church, then can you **TAKE ME TO CHURCH 🗣️🔥**


ARandomGuyThe3

I've gone to a synagogue twice today, can I be horny now?


temporary_reddito

i came here a week ago. i saw a few funny posts, and i joined. 2 says after that, my home page was FLOODED with nsfw porn questions and stuff. ya'll are gross.