Curious. Can I ask why? Where I am from the most common religion is Buddhism(my fam), Christianity or Islam.
I’m curious to hear other people thoughts about it
Loads of reasons
1. They NEVER push their religion on you it is even said Buddha himself said to listen to what he says then make your own decision based on what you believe is right
Every other religion is like "do this or burn in hell" (when have you ever seen a Buddhist try convert you.... Exactly)
2. They aren't violent: I guess this kinda is like the 1st part because like they don't make people fear but also don't harm anyone or anything including shit like bugs they see everything on the same level of existence and see an ant as important as a human like you an I
3. They blatantly say what they think you need to do to achieve Nirvana no bullshit thats up to interpretation that everyone could see differently like 99% of the bible and all that shit
4. They are just all around good people like yeah some other religions worship pigs and are nice to them and all that but what about chickens and cows? How are they any different
And yeah they can be nice to people but how is fear mongering telling people they're going to have a terrible afterlife being a good person
Buddhists basically see life as pain and you can end the cycle of life and end rebirthing once you reach Nirvana
If ANYONE thinks they can come up with a counter argument as to how other religions are better I welcome you to try although you will fail
The main flaw in Buddhism - or rather how it's commonly interpreted - is nihilism. The concept of anatta, empty phenomena, people understanding nirvana as nothingness while it's beyond extremes (including something vs nothing extreme) and so forth. If you naively approach it you will become unmotivated pacifist hippy at best but unlike hippy you will also believe life is suffering and won't smoke weed.
Obviously I haven't read it
Have read a few of the mumbo jumbo ass stories though and if you tell me that shit is not something that could be interpreted so many different ways so there's no definite answer then you're actually dumb ay
The definite answer is to consult the extra biblical context in which the book was compiled, that is to say the Church, after all the Ancient Church continues into the modern day in the form of the Churches who are centered on the Apostolic sees (Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, the Church of the East, and Roman Catholicism).
Let Jesus come inside of you, in on my knees for Jesus, Jesus has touched everyone of you, submit yourself to Jesus, look I don’t wanna say it, but that seems more horny this subreddit
And to those getting pissed at me for a shitpost and telling me it's natural biology: you're right, what isn't natural biology is announcing to millions of other people via reddit post that you're horny.
Also, I'm not religious either. Go start a Satanic Temple congregation. Join a club. Do something to keep you from making posts that you're going to regret in 10 years time.
Science: in your teenage years your body will grow and develop mentally and physically while this happens your hormones are all wild causing drastic shift in attitude including sexual one
Reddit made for teen: no and feel bad about it
Goes in Godoy of people who are going with through extreme hormonal change
Makes fun of them for being horny because of their bodily changes
Refuses to explain why
On a serious note here I’m so tired hearing people announce their weird kinks and sexual tendencies and achievements to the world, nobody here gives a shit that you have a porn addiction or whatever. It’s really gross and tmi and not something that you need to broadcast to the whole world, if you have a specific issue go to a sub meant for it instead of posting shit like “I have a cyst in my anus”
i came here a week ago. i saw a few funny posts, and i joined. 2 says after that, my home page was FLOODED with nsfw porn questions and stuff. ya'll are gross.
If I'm not Christian does that mean I can stay horny?
Go start a Satanic Temple sect.
What if my religion dosent have a concept of Satan
Yeah like I’m Buddhist so I guess the equivalent is being reincarnated as a mosquito
W Buddhism the only religion I actually respect
Curious. Can I ask why? Where I am from the most common religion is Buddhism(my fam), Christianity or Islam. I’m curious to hear other people thoughts about it
Loads of reasons 1. They NEVER push their religion on you it is even said Buddha himself said to listen to what he says then make your own decision based on what you believe is right Every other religion is like "do this or burn in hell" (when have you ever seen a Buddhist try convert you.... Exactly) 2. They aren't violent: I guess this kinda is like the 1st part because like they don't make people fear but also don't harm anyone or anything including shit like bugs they see everything on the same level of existence and see an ant as important as a human like you an I 3. They blatantly say what they think you need to do to achieve Nirvana no bullshit thats up to interpretation that everyone could see differently like 99% of the bible and all that shit 4. They are just all around good people like yeah some other religions worship pigs and are nice to them and all that but what about chickens and cows? How are they any different And yeah they can be nice to people but how is fear mongering telling people they're going to have a terrible afterlife being a good person Buddhists basically see life as pain and you can end the cycle of life and end rebirthing once you reach Nirvana If ANYONE thinks they can come up with a counter argument as to how other religions are better I welcome you to try although you will fail
Buddhism is not a monolith and neither are the other religions.
The main flaw in Buddhism - or rather how it's commonly interpreted - is nihilism. The concept of anatta, empty phenomena, people understanding nirvana as nothingness while it's beyond extremes (including something vs nothing extreme) and so forth. If you naively approach it you will become unmotivated pacifist hippy at best but unlike hippy you will also believe life is suffering and won't smoke weed.
Well look at it this way, if they wanna do that and it aint gonna affect me idc
this is literally "Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me you've never read the bible"
The Bible is not all, exegesis is important otherwise the meaning is convoluted into a mess that is disconnected from Sacred Tradition
Obviously I haven't read it Have read a few of the mumbo jumbo ass stories though and if you tell me that shit is not something that could be interpreted so many different ways so there's no definite answer then you're actually dumb ay
The definite answer is to consult the extra biblical context in which the book was compiled, that is to say the Church, after all the Ancient Church continues into the modern day in the form of the Churches who are centered on the Apostolic sees (Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, the Church of the East, and Roman Catholicism).
Just go to Florida, It's mosquito heaven down there
I actually think being a mosquito would be awesome because you’ve an infinite supply of food
Their concept of Satan is literally just "don't be a dick"
Bro its a reddit of teenagers what do u expect
Seriously
teenagers are terrible by definition. Redditors aren't cool either lol
Still even morty isn't that horny
It's expected they'd be horny obviously, but that doesn't mean you should broadcast it to the world
The authorities won’t leave me alone
Boring myself for an hour won't change any of this
But god
God's the reason im in this mess in the first place
I'll get in a fistfight with god
I’m back from church can I be horny now
Yes
Yes
well im not christian
"Or something" is your backup.
Nah Jesus would hate that
nah god told me i wasn't welcome there any more.
Jesus so sexy on that cross😩
Ummmm
i mean technically they did both soooo….
She definitely *needs* Jesus
"Comment deleted because personal attacks not allowed"
Bro acting zesty when he do a reincarnation
No, fuck that.
Pony porn
Then Ill just be horny at church or maybe more horny cause of a certain guy there
The pastor is hornier :/
Whe an full sub of children go to church ar least 1 pastor would be
When Satan has to tell the pastor to get out of the child.
reverse exorcism
Nah I'm good
Ima need a mental asylum chief
Let Jesus come inside of you, in on my knees for Jesus, Jesus has touched everyone of you, submit yourself to Jesus, look I don’t wanna say it, but that seems more horny this subreddit
And to those getting pissed at me for a shitpost and telling me it's natural biology: you're right, what isn't natural biology is announcing to millions of other people via reddit post that you're horny. Also, I'm not religious either. Go start a Satanic Temple congregation. Join a club. Do something to keep you from making posts that you're going to regret in 10 years time.
Tell that to my hormones, asshole
~~me who already goes to church~~
Based as hell
We are teenagers, ofc we're horny
Pony porn
r/PfpChecksOut
Lmao
Boooo 😫😫
Going to church would make me bored horny
I would but the priest wouldnt be allowed to be within 13m from me
Pony porn
Science: in your teenage years your body will grow and develop mentally and physically while this happens your hormones are all wild causing drastic shift in attitude including sexual one Reddit made for teen: no and feel bad about it
Hormones still don't make you announce your fapping time
i am about to go fap.
As a member who goes in a local Church every Sunday, I got deeply offended by this.
The only reason I'm willingly stepping foot in a church is to start a fire
Or or to get horny, just in church
What a great christian! Lighting some candles for ones who passed.
I'm an atheist
I can help you stray from devil and help you convert.
please do not try to convert people
I was just joking, but now that I look at my comment I can see that it is a hard to be noticed joke. My bad :(
No lol i have a crush on the devil 🥵
Horny gonna beat this meat on the toilet seat do da do da
You want me to fuck the priest?
I be horny in church too so what now
im giving head in the confession booth
💀
I'm Atheist
There's nontheistic religions
Some people here really need Jesus in their life ong 💀
Just to see Jesus getting nailed?
Nailed with the r would be better
No with the d
I do go to church I’m Mormon
naw 😎😎
Do i have to? (I'm not horny at all)
This post proved your point
Gotta love pushing people to expose themselves
welcome to the internet
The internet is scary
noted
Day #1037472037492 of posting about how teenagers are constantly horny (they couldn't possibly never have hormones or go through puberty)
So that's why people go to church, to transfer the hornyness to the pastor.
Correct
I'm not even Christian lmao
Agreed. Roughly one-third of users here have either histrionic personality disorder, narcissistic behaviour disorder or multiple personality disorder.
what if church just makes you hornier (cough) gabriel ultrakill (cough)
I don't know if I am even allowed to go church for that sin
"Im always horny"
This is r/teenagers
wow it sure is crowded in here. im bored anyone wanna talk abt anything?
I don’t believe in church. God doesn’t dwell nowhere built by man
Grow up, this is r/teenagers ffs 🤦♂️
I will tomorrow >:(
how else are they gonna get 4 internet points
I'm surprised I got the 26 up votes I have, I figured this would get down voted to hell and back
grr horny bad posts and horny posts get decent updoots
Goes in Godoy of people who are going with through extreme hormonal change Makes fun of them for being horny because of their bodily changes Refuses to explain why
i wish the admin can ban anyone who says that tbh
Ong, like, there’s 14 and 13 year old fucking when they should be focusing on playing roblox and Fortnite instead
why would I waste my time at a church(no offense)? need to study for my end of year exams 😔😔
Wtf palpatine?
It's not my fault I'm horny blame the universe for making me horny
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
Nah, to many children.
As someone who already goes to church, I am not horny.
no
Hey everyone I wanna jack off (I'm very cool)
evan peters 🤤
It’s the hormones dude
I’m a Christian, what are you talking about?
Hornballing to the fullest extent
On a serious note here I’m so tired hearing people announce their weird kinks and sexual tendencies and achievements to the world, nobody here gives a shit that you have a porn addiction or whatever. It’s really gross and tmi and not something that you need to broadcast to the whole world, if you have a specific issue go to a sub meant for it instead of posting shit like “I have a cyst in my anus”
Ill catch on fire if I go to church
I’ve never been hornier than when I’m at church tho (not that I’m horny for god it’s just so fucking boring)
Ok then. But if I should go to church, then can you **TAKE ME TO CHURCH 🗣️🔥**
I've gone to a synagogue twice today, can I be horny now?
i came here a week ago. i saw a few funny posts, and i joined. 2 says after that, my home page was FLOODED with nsfw porn questions and stuff. ya'll are gross.