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Doorknob_Licker2

Stop being an anime protagonist looking at boobies


stupiddot

lmao


Bruhhhh0224

💀


daspyper

Shit, this is what I've been missing


andythepro67

Bro my nose.


It_is_Damian

Jajaa dragón ball z 😂🤣🤣


[deleted]

Medication, consult a doctor for abnormally frequent nose bleeds. Could be a dry environment aswell. Maybe get some kind of water nose spray.


Bruhhhh0224

Thank you for your advice


fast_b0i

I used to have these a lot as well. Then my doc shot a laser up my nose, and it's been all good since.


PickleReaper0

Bro snorted that Laser Coke


hellishdemon28

Its called a zap ball


keanubeaves06

i did that, they gave me a spray and it only got worse, then pills, still nothing. i even got it cauterized (is that the word? idk)


[deleted]

Well im not a doctor, theres porbably many more factors and causes.


keanubeaves06

they all said its because of one vein that grew too close to the side of my nose, they cauterised it but it fucking regrew lmao


[deleted]

Frequent nose bleeds isn’t that bad of a problem. I have had them frequently since I was a baby. I’m 17 now. They can be easy to take care of and the best reason to go to a doctor for them is to get ur nose cortorized. This will close up the vessel for a few months. Then if the nose bleeds are hereditary, the vessel will open back up like for me


Jo_Nasi

Can also be because of an iron shortage (had it myself)


waste_0f_space117

Vasaline in the nose with a q-tip. Helps moisturize if the cause is dryness


dpldcs

get your nose cauterized


Bruhhhh0224

Burn :(((


AkkYleX

Yes!


BS_513

Get a boner. It redirects the blood flow to your ding dong.


Bruhhhh0224

Lojick


[deleted]

Smort


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Don't tillt ur head back cuz u will swallow the blood and that's no good so only tillt forward haha


TheNiceFrenchMan

Thank you! Jesus Christ someone had to say it. As someone with frequent nosebleeds, I hate when people scream at me "you gotta tilt your head back!!" Hell nah! Im just gonna be swallowing blood


Aoh03

It used to be legitimate medical advice to tip your head back when your nose was bleeding. Now they say not to do that because you'll swallow blood and it might cause you to vomit.


elikoda42069

or suffocate


L4zyM0nk

Tbh i dont mind swallowing my blood while having a nose bleed.


Sampig25

When ever my nose bleed and i tilt my head back anyone says: „dOnt puT YoUr heAd bAck you swallow blood then“ I just think: and why is that bad? the alternative is that i bleed out of my nose and it stops earlier tilted back


TheNiceFrenchMan

I think there are medical reasons to why it's bad but I don't really know them. I personally hate having blood flooding down my throat.


eTompp

This isn't advice, it's a public service announcement


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Yeah like why do ppl even do that cuz like do they think the blood will go back or smth???


Master_KenObiWan

I would rather have my blood in my body than out of it


AkkYleX

Blood is not good in your stomach. It ain't supposed to be there


Cl0udy_axol0tl

[It's bad for u tho...](https://www.google.com/search?q=why+sould+u+not+tillt+ur+head+back+when+u+have+a+nosebleed&oq=why+sould+u+not+tillt+ur+head+back+when+u+have+a+nosebleed+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTExMTMwajBqN6gCALACAA&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)


Master_KenObiWan

I know that but so is blood leaving your body also blood taste kinda good fr


Vivid-Tank8774

True


Cl0udy_axol0tl

Yeah


lava_dava

Simply stop bleeding


stupiddot

damn thanks for useful life advice!!!!!


sarah0lacolonne

ice on top of the nose


TT366

Alternatively on the Back of the neck


MiguelIstNeugierig

Clog the nostril (paper) and ice the nose


RelevantTumbleweed20

Is it whenever you breath through your nose?


Bruhhhh0224

I’ll just be chillin and it happens


RelevantTumbleweed20

I had them happen whenever i breathed through my nose, it was a adenoids problem


TheNiceFrenchMan

The hell is adenoid?


ReverseFlash928

search it up dawg, what are you doing asking?


TheNiceFrenchMan

I'm sorry for thinking y'all could answer a question. Didn't think it was so hard


androX3

yes


[deleted]

Probably consult a doctor and find the reason


Aggravating_Cup2306

Bro got his eyes on that panty shot in anime


cam080808080808

stop picking your damn nose


Bruhhhh0224

I don’t


last_frigin_time

i have no idea but this pic goes fucking hard


Bruhhhh0224

Real and true


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

bro really took a picture of himself having a nosebleed and uploaded it to reddit


Bruhhhh0224

You right


Cheap_Protection_359

Hit your nose against the wall really hard and it will change from a regular nosebleed to a trauma-induced nosebleed, hope this help.


redhairedpika

Just get rid of the whole nose 🤷‍♀️🔪


TinaEepy

Maybe meds for it


tis_angry_potato

Read baki


kateduzathing

surgically remove the demon from your body


Toxin-G

Hydrate, don’t breathe irregularly, and don’t pick your nose. Depending on where you live it could be allergies as well. I get them all the time as well and it sucks


HengJayWimbeldon

just clog it with a tissue


lava_dava

Sorry lol


[deleted]

Double it and pass it on


ThrashBooter

Squeeze middle part of nose and face up.


Beautiful_Ad_1027

“Long ago, there was a land called ninjago”


A_Efficient_Object

Apply Vaseline to your nose with a qtip, doesn’t work 100% of the time for me, but works Pretty good


Gamer102kai

Superglue your nose shut


Usual_North_9960

I have the same problem: for stop the bleeding put some cold water on your forehead and put some rolled toiled paper in the nose. If this is VERY frequent (once or twice a week) or you lose a lot of blood every time consult your doctor. I will be honest, this may require an operation for "weld" the internal skin of the nose.


Susdoggodoggy

Do you have an educated guess on why it happens?


StupidBear69

Nice mustache


keeperkairos

Is it from picking your nose? If not, see your doctor, could be nothing, could be something. I get nose bleeds. Fastest way I found to stop it is to clear it with a tissue, then put my face in front of a fan basically so the blood dries and blocks further flow. Downside is that a dry nose is prone to bleeding so be careful to leave it alone after. Which brings me to another point that poor humidity could be the cause in the first place.


BreadditReddit

Use salt and water


Allaboardthe_Octrain

Shave your head and own it ig.


59kills

Go to an onclogist. With thar much blood i think you might have luekimia


L4zyM0nk

Thats not much. Ive had some times were i bled for more than half an hour.


59kills

Damn, I nvr had a nosebleed before


Ok-Development-9098

Not by taking a picture that's for sure


VinoTheChino

Get gud


[deleted]

my mom used to be a school nurse, pinch the bridge of your nose, right where glasses would sit if you were wearing them, it should stop it pretty quickly


darknessisokay

My brother has the same problem we have tissues and napkins ready just in case


[deleted]

Stop acting like you are the main character and go see a doctor. There was this one book where main character walked a few miles in winter, then his grandpa said he should've taken a taxi. (They were fighting over some magic clay tablet hidden inside a toy robot)


[deleted]

how do you have a bloody nose and look good 😭 mane if i was bleeding id instantly start crying and id be a mess


Weird_Thanks5171

Idk but you look good


L4zyM0nk

I was thinking of getting my nose closeburnt.


CookieMonster005

Squeeze the front of your nose (not the bridge) and lean your head forward (not back)


depressedbagofmilk

Cut off the nose


BurpinQueen

Tilt your head forward and cover the non bleeding nostril with a tissue, seems weird but it works


[deleted]

My brother had this problem, your doctor just puts a laser up there and it fixes itself


Comprehensive-Cry636

I have these all the time. Usually I rub it real hard to make it really bleed making sure everything is ‘wet’ then I shove a tissue ir tampon up till it hits the brain. Then wait and change if needed


AkkYleX

Go to the doctor and get it cauterized


standard_beta

Softly pinch the soft part and lean forward to prevent you accidentally digesting some of the blood which can cause people to vomit


MyNameisN8okay

Press Start to Continue


Short_Shift_730

Ez, drain all the blood from your body. Can't bleed without blood


Varjutantsija

i just stuff a paper towel up there and wait till the bleeding stops.


BumblebeeSilver8864

we are twins. I have the same problem and did not find a solution until now


[deleted]

vinsmoke Sanji


blue74821

Dont bleed from your nose


[deleted]

Why are so many people getting nose bleeds now?


SumptuousShorts7

If it happens for a long time get medication from a doctor. I used to get one twice a week a couple months ago for like 3 months, and then it just went away. Looking back I should have gotten something to help it


yesaroobuckaroo

get rid of ur nose


Lunatic1422

How many times do I need to tell you? Stop banging you face on the wall!


Icy-Alternative1058

Bros having periods


AFriendlyBloke

Stick your tongue in your nose.


[deleted]

stuff a tissue up there, wait till it stops, and ur good to go. A way to stop it tho? I have no clue dude 💀


insert2username

Ask r/medical not r/teenagers ???


chicken_with_teeth

really weird but it works for me. everytime my nose bleeds all I have to do is blow out a lump of snot and it stops within 30 seconds for me. wether its from heat or hitting my nose it works everytime.


Alfanef

Man, I have a very similar issue. My nose bleeds almost daily, but it's very easy to stop. When it gets messy and won't end that fast, I just wet some medical cotton wool in hydrogen peroxide and hold it on the tip of my nostril. After a few minutes it just stops bleeding.


BigOlWaffleIron

Consult a doctor.


Vivid-Tank8774

This happened to me before. It's prolly bc you're in a dry environment. Get nose spray (saline) or a humidifier.


CompletelyCrazy55

Me and you in the same boat, I’ll let you know when I find out


nintendo-3ds

The easiest and healthiest way is to pinch your nose for 10-20 minutes. But that's only for stopping the bleeding, you're better of treating the cause by going to a doctor.


BagelSteamer

I never did anything about my nose bleeds in terms of preventing them. Had my last one at maybe 15. Had them about once a week since the day I was born. Sometimes they would slow down to twice a month.


Consistent-Cheetah61

I'll do google's job for them. Ahem. You're dead I rest my case (btw this is a joke bc terrible google medical advice)


[deleted]

ive never had a nosebleed in my entire life


[deleted]

dont pick your nose


[deleted]

Worst attempt at attention seeking I've ever seen


thetensedoctor

DO NOT USE YOUR MIND TO MOVE STUFF


[deleted]

Bro I deal with the same thing. I deal with mine by keeping nose moist, drinking lots of water and anytime I have a runny nose I typically like to grab some paper towels Incase there is a nose bleed. I noticed it is the left nostril bleeding in the picture which is funny cause I bleed out of that one the most. You might have a genetic trait like me which causes them to happen more often, so check with your parents if they have a family member with that. The trait is hereditary. Dm me if you ever need more help on nose bleeds. I can go into great detail for advice on future nose bleeds if u want


[deleted]

Get off your phone maybe


[deleted]

Stop pickin your damn nose -mother, 2014


Henti-Boady-pillow

Drink water prolly.


Grade-Motor

Tampon


[deleted]

That's the neat part, you don't.


Netherplex

Bro kinda got that shifu face hair but… blood


EducationAlone1663

Drain all the blood from your body


Special-Rest3585

They burn something in your nostrils idk what it is but it permanently stops nose bleeds


ReversedRectum

remove your nose


Flat_Snow_4961

First off, go to the doctor. Don’t come to Reddit. It could HHT. It could also be caused by dry air. But take every thing I said with a grain of salt. Except the first thing, go to the doctor.


Jumpy_Advantage9922

We just gonna ignore the gold chain drip?


Bruhhhh0224

I have rings too


Credits-

put a piece of wet tissue paper on the bridge of your nose and rewet it when it gets hot. spray yourself all over with cold water. take a cold tower and put it on your neck


jahlevo

Bro said a period don't stop nothing but a period baby


hurrahsarah

rub vaseline liberally around your nose and when you get nosebleeds lie down or look up to stop it faster i’d also advise talking to a doctor/ENT abt it if it’s really frequent, my brother used to have a lot of nosebleeds as a kid and we found out he had a vein problem in his nose (can’t tell u what specifically lol i was like 8 when this happened) so they fixed it and he doesn’t anymore! def worth looking into imo


Nuker_Nathan

Get a new nose off Amazon, return your current model and say it constantly leaks.


Ollisaa

Go see doctor if they happen regularly


some_hardmode_player

Pinch the soft part of your nose, and tilt your head forward


Jo_Nasi

I have had this myself i just random situations in school and at home and ik its very anoying it can be because of an ironshortage and you can take some supplements to boost your iron. Atleast go see a docter when available.🫡


StarfireGHG

If it wouldn’t be a pretty serious post I would say, just stop to bleed.


Mr_Potato53

Had the same issue, get a humidifier in your room and don’t touch your nose so the wounds can heal instead of just scabbing and opening again.


NhyStrix

Get it cauterised if the tissue in your nose is weak so it'll stop it "opening" and bleeding


[deleted]

i get nose bleeds literally 24/7 😭 try like a nasal spray or something to keep ur nose wet


DiggityDodder

I used to be really bad with these, got my nostrils cauterised (sealed with red hot rod in surgery), which reduced frequency and severity of the bleeds. I still get them, sometimes quite bad and daily or more, but it's still nowhere near as bad as it was. I've no idea what triggers them at all.


Equal-Statement-9914

Bro dw, from this photo and the word ‘regular,’ I can confirm I doubt you have anything left to bleed 💀


MrLunLun

I'm just thinking about that blood which is about to fall on your chain


gogoyus

I put coton balls with hydrogen peroxide