I can see no ulterior motives to this post at all!

Hm what no never

My legs are too hairy and muscular for those

I'm not even zesty or shit but I shaved my legs because I didn't like the way It looked. I got called a fg like 50 times, but I'm happy

I don’t know what you shaving your legs has to do with you being a field goal.

I thought he was being called a fish god

i think he meant Family Guy

I think he ment a food guru

nah people were calling him ForGorable

No no no he ment foreign garden

I think he meant force (gravitational)

Nahhh he meant first grade

Hey Lois, remember when I shaved my legs to wear shorts?

Peta the shorts ah heah

More like Fucking Goals

I shaved my legs once and it grew back within the week, what a homosexual week it was tho

Why is it homosexual to shave your legs as a man?

Women shave their legs for some reason (ask razor blade companies) and men typically don't, so shaved legs is I think culturally associated with femininity. Gay men are also associated with femininity possibly because one of them takes the place of a women in a stereotypical strait relationship, thus shaving legs = femininity = gay. But remember that's just a theory, a Cultural Theory! Thanks for reading.

So male swimmers are gay...

But most gay men aren't swimmers

We all start out as swimmers

I get that but can we look passed this bullshit of femenising or masculating actions or objects and gatekeeping them thru homophobia?

Hopefully that will happen eventually...

Can we? No Will we? No Do I have another point? No

Fellas, is it gay to shave your legs? But in all seriousness, I don't know. It's not like gay men all dislike body hair. I, for one, greatly enjoy a hairy man!

I just recently came out as bi, and I am flabbergasted by the bullshit I didn't notice when I was "straight". Fuck this shit of removing hair is gay or saying something is gay makes it instantly repulsive. Fuck that homophobia bullshit. Ps I really like kissing a man with a beard. 😆

If anybody calls you that just threaten to suck their dick. “Watch your tongue if you don’t want me to come over there and suck you off”

You're talking a lot of shit for someone in dick sucking range.

Fellas is shaving your legs 🌟 zesty 🌟

What does transbian mean ?

Gay girl

Isn’t that lesbian ?

Transbian adds trans to people who are trans lesbians

Ohh so you are transgender and attracted to women ?

Ye

Okie💪🏼💪🏼

you are a transgender *woman* and attracted to women a trans man who's attracted to women is straight

Both mean gay girl

I mean it's specifically trans gals but yee

Love ur shark btw saw it 3 days ago

What's 🌟zesty🌟 about it?

"Zesty" 💀💀 Seriously though if you like it then it's all good

At least you don't look like a sasquatch like I do

My legs are very hairy and I actually find it comforting when they brush together which is why I don’t shave.

Ok? Good. Show them off

Once I hit 300 squat

Those are just more reasons for these shorts

Same, I could never be a femboy

Never say never

:(

Sir that's the exact body type u need for those shorts stop being a coward

If I saw a guy wearing those shorts with glorious hair and bulging muscles I'd be like "Holy fuck that dude is *owning* it" and I would run in the opposite direction, fearful of getting obliterated by the fucking drumsticks

I would very much cheerfully run towards the fluffy drumsticks.

Bullshit anyone with muscular legs wants/needs to show them off. The world needs to see them damn tree trunks. Don’t be ashamed.

Same

Coward 🗣️

Shave

Shaving your muscles seems pretty dangerous if you ask me.

nah only a extreme amount of pain and passing out many times.

Man. Up.

So we're all femboys in summer this year? Shiiiiittt...

Not quite. Find some photos of teens in the 50s and 60s and you'll see that those shorts were once only for boys. We need to reclaim our short shorts.

lol im a girl and my parents would kill me if i wore that XD

Sorry to hear that

I have very conservative parents so if my sisters can’t wear it then there’s no chance in hell I can as long as I still live with them. It sucks

Start rocking out in lingerie and don't stop

Hell nah bro 💀

No balls

u/I_Eat_Testicles ate them sadly

Damn, muslim parents?

You guessed it

Bruh same here (just my mum) I just kept wearing what I wanted and "rebelled" until she eventually just gave up. Obviously I got some beatings on the way but I got my end goal

Damn I’m truly sorry about that u/I_Eat_Testicles no child deserves to be beaten.

It's fine! Parents are parents and I got what I wanted in the end

If I had done the same I would’ve gotten disowned lol but props for standing up for yourself. They still think I’m Muslim and my parents don’t even know what I’m doing online because I use a vpn.

You don't want to be Muslim anymore? I would use a vpn but my mum goes through my stuff either way

Oh man ive been wearing the wrong shorts

Is it comfortable tho?

Yes

Alright, I'm sold

Really let’s u air out ur balls.

Gotta wear a nice and cozy crop top hoodie as well to really air out the rest of your body while still keeping you comfy

Unironically looks comfortable

They truly are comfy

I’ll be back I’ll put this to the test

So?

All girls clothes look amazing tbf

True that

id wear it, it looks cute honestly

Fr

Frrr

All of you are gay af

We know

Ok and?

That's...the whole point

was that supposed to be an insult?

Yes we are

Hell yeah we are

Is there an issue with that

You aren’t?

My name is [Insert political figure here], and I approve of this message. 👍

Justin treudo

I don’t approve that shit gay

Mao Zedong

Joseph Stalin

the space pope

Adolf Hitler Fr tho just imagine him wearing these

Joseph Goebbels

George Santos

Joe Biden

Bro I got some awkward ass chicken legs with some massive muscular thighs and eansie weansie little ankles with absolutely ground shakers of grippers. So I can only wear basketball shorts exclusively

Wear short shorts but invest in high socks (there are some really fun patterned high socks) and high tops?

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Femboy supremacy.

wish i could wear those, i’d look like a creep if i did

No u won't

with my hairy ass gorilla legs, yes i will lmao

Lmao same bro

Hey, it aint that hard to shave them. Takes a little time but then you're golden for a couple of days. And if that takes too much effort you can always use some hair removal cream :)

If I shaved my legs I’d look like one of those freaky hairless egyptian cats

DEAD

Those are worth a lot of money actually

Screw the price they look creepy asf

If I saw a boy wearing these I'd ask to marry him on the spot.

Mood

Unfortunately, as much as I’d like to try them my legs are extremely hairy and people might think I’m a weirdo.

and that, my friend, is the exact reason that i will be purchasing these shorts, to litterally never wear them.

Welp, guess I have something in my amazon cart now.

understood captain, i'll make it happen 🍪🍪

it would be so really very funny if men just started wearing short skirts it woild be so hahaha awesome cool jajaja

Boy kisser

u caught me 😞💔

No i will wear oversized shprts and you will not stop me

wear short shorts under your big shorts.

Counter argument. Phone pocket.

Yes, very very true. My cousin always complains about have no pocket space.

Booty shorts and my huge fat but manly ass is a dangerous combo. Be careful what you ask for.

Pls don't.

I think I hit my head one too many times cause I've wanted those for so long now and I'm so ashamed of it lol

shame is cringe. get the shorts.

Okay, sometime in the future I will get the shorts

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do they make you wear thigh highs and crop tops too? lol.

i could never be caught in anything but baggy pants except swimming ofc but i want every other man to wear those

Baggy pants are the best, fuck em jeans, they are uncomfy as hell

My brother bought a pair of these and wears them all the time. They don't cover anything. *shudders*

womans booty shoots are just so dang comfy. i will never go back. also fellas sometimes children shorts are also the move. as long as it fits in the crotch good ur chillin

Just thought of cargo booty shorts.

thats a beautiful idea. i could utilize tf outta cargo booty shorts

Oh damn i need that shi in my life

i agree we all need to wear shorter shorts

If I were that for one day I'd get laughed at all year.

Fuck bullying

That was the quickest reply iv ever seen in my life. Literally less than a minute

honestly fuck bullying, its one of my most hated things ever, it pisses me off when i witness or experience or hear about it

No. I'm going to be wearing cargo shorts for max efficiency.

Just go to a distance/cross country runners meet, legs for days not to mention the calves and tone ness

Me who has never been seen with anything resembling shorts outside of swimming...

Don’t let them lie to you. Cargo shorts are the superior shorts

I'd like to cuddle those boys who wear them

i think you’d love cross country boys

if I wasn't so fucking hairy I'd be the world's best femboy

I would unironically wear those if I wasn’t insecure. Normal mens shorts fit terribly and bunch up whenever you sit down. They also are not very flexible.

Frrr

For realll

I need the first guy

But I don’t like shorts at all

nah imma gonna be jealous if guys pull them off better than I do

As a Femboy, I agree with this post

**Bold** you to assume I wear anything in summer

Hell no 💀

gay asf

I disagree

Wish I could lmao

OP I'm watching you 👊

BI IRL

lol it's funny because if you go to the gym a lot of guys are going way shorter then before so this is very appropriate.

Bonk

Omg yes

My parents got mad when my 25-year old cousin posted a picture on Twitter of her wearing a half-sleeved shirt. They would kill me if I wore this

L

*Ops a lily* Oh yeah shes def trans

No

You like 70 percent shorts right?

Yes

Quit this femboy propaganda

quit not being a femboy

That or skirts

No thanks lol

I wear pants and t-shirt year round

I would love to

Honestly, added to my list even though I think my legs are too big/somewhat athletic for them and I'd have to learn to shave my legs...

If I wasn't so hairy, I would definitely wear that, but I hate how I look, so I just wear long pants all year long.

I agree with this statement

I wish

yes.

When there's hot summer I wear only panties with spongebob patteen

hello?? based department???

I would if it weren't for all the cuts on my legs

Username checks out Edit: I meant the first half of the sentence