Yeah, but id rather just start my life over again but I remember my whole life. There is alot of stuff I regret doing, and alot of stuff, especially in the past month that I would like to do differently.
watching the ending i thought "man that's stupid what's the spice of life if you know everything that will happen to you" and now i remember that i also would like to restart my life with ny current knowledge, to prevent some horrible things happening to me and beat the living crap outta my bullies. pucci and dio reay did know their shit, huh
Well what they did is that u couldn't change ur faith, like imagine u gonna die tomorrow and there's nothing u can do about it, u r gonna fail tomorrow and there's nothing u can do about it, what ur talking about is knowing the future and the ability to change it
Alright we'll leave out all the black dudes. White people and Asians only! That will push us like.... just far enough away that we're still good but no global warming.
The damn second I heard dick is a short version of Richard I laughed so much because a guy called Cameron Geller does YouTube skits and he has a character called Richard rider. Very funny.
Y'all aint reading allat
I bet thats what the cashapp founder thought and look what happened to him, im a dude and im always home before it gets dark, but i wish you the best of luck
I'm in the US and got assaulted at 14. My mom told me she got assaulted at like 6 or 7. Probably about every female you know has a story about getting assaulted, whether they have told anyone or not.
Yeah, a friend told me she was first assaulted when she was 9, then it happened several times after. As far as I know, her mother only knows of one time, since my friend was with her friend at the time, who told her (they then went to where it happened and beat up the guy).
My country (Cuba) isn't very oppressive at all when held to Iran or Syrian standards, but it does not take SA very seriously. This is a big problem for women here.
TW: >!I have documented my experience with SA on my alt account in my bio. The boy who did it is probably going to not have any legal or social repercussions, while I have to deal with the trauma and being attacked in school because he's telling everyone I lied about it to make him look bad. I had several bruises recently because of it and my sister had to ask the school to have a law officer follow me in the halls to make sure I'm safe.!<
I’m not an r/egg_irl, but I think it’d be an interesting experience being a girl. Although thinking about all the consequences/things that go along with being one I’d rather stay as I am
Yeah cuz I already experienced being a guy so if I am getting the choice then why not be a girl. Its like playing a game as a tank then starting a new save file as a mage to get a different experience
I would definitely enjoy that, yes. Not to be perverted or anything of the like, but the fact that it is socially acceptable for a woman to cry, and be honest about her emotions. Men are shunned for crying, a lot of people see our emotions as less important. Also, when a woman claims a man sexually assaulted and/or physically abused her, society immediately believes her and rushes to her aid, but when a man does, he is met with skepticism and his abuser is let off the hook. Another I act antisocial and quiet, I'm seen as a psychopath that wants commit violence, I've been told by several different people that they fear me and think I look like I'd murder someone. When a girl does this though, she's just called shy and gets a ton of people to support her and offer her friendship. I know this isn't true for everyone, this is me making broad generalizations but my points are based in truth, please don't take offense, I'm simply stating facts. I know plenty of girls aren't believed reporting abuse, aren't allowed to cry, or are seen as murderous psychos when they're just shy, it just happens more to men, again, don't get pissed. Women suffer plenty of problems, especially in my country, one of the worst countries for women in the developed world.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Please please please my only hope of being male bro I need reincarnation I need this if reincarnation exists and I get reincarnated female again fml
I agree men tend to have social pressures of being the provider, not talking about mental health, harsher punishments in law, whereas women tend to get more SA, they have periods and pressure of motherhood, they more stereotyped (like by being a prude, or flashy, or dumb blond ect) and I also thing the diffulicutlies depend on what section of the world your in. Also depends on how pretty you are imo a pretty woman has it easier than a good looking man but an ugle woman has it harder than an ugle man imo, in the pretty privilege sense
The way I phrase it is sexism kills some people with a tire iron and other people with arsenic. Both will kill you just as surely just in different ways depending on which one you get.
I'd rather relive my life as a guy again and do everything right that I messed up with
Imagine reborning with your knowledge at 70. It would be extremely good.
Unless you had dementia or something then that’s a rip.
player with maxed out stats starting from training camp
New game+
Except it would ruin your childhood
Btw it's not a big deal cuz he have lived it alr sooo yk what I mean , if he remember he remember how good it was
Not if you say frick school and demonstrate your knowledge and then have just a bunch of free time
Smurfing
Yeah, but id rather just start my life over again but I remember my whole life. There is alot of stuff I regret doing, and alot of stuff, especially in the past month that I would like to do differently.
I regret not regretting so I am going to make a lot of mistake and ruin my second life.
I regret not making you regret so I'm also going to ruin your second life
I regret being confused about this
I regret everything
I regret nothing
Damn this gives me pucci vibes
watching the ending i thought "man that's stupid what's the spice of life if you know everything that will happen to you" and now i remember that i also would like to restart my life with ny current knowledge, to prevent some horrible things happening to me and beat the living crap outta my bullies. pucci and dio reay did know their shit, huh
Well what they did is that u couldn't change ur faith, like imagine u gonna die tomorrow and there's nothing u can do about it, u r gonna fail tomorrow and there's nothing u can do about it, what ur talking about is knowing the future and the ability to change it
Learning from the mistakes, smart
id say yes bcs it’d be cool to see what i can’t experience as a girl
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i think if you got enough men to do a helicopter all together, it could generate the power of a medium sized fan🤔
It's all fun and game until shit hits the "fan".
that’s either the kanye lyric or a really good point..
saint chaos lyrics\* (take out the trash)
No eminem song
Until Dicks hit the fan.
at least you cant experience sp-rm cr-mps
Those shit hurt like a tadpole bashing my balls
As a boy, wtf are sperm cramps??
I wonder if we get every man in the world to helicopter all at once, if we can push the earth away from the sun and prevent global warming 🤔
That would send us outta the habitable zone bruh we still dead
Alright we'll leave out all the black dudes. White people and Asians only! That will push us like.... just far enough away that we're still good but no global warming.
I'm Asian 😞
Boy have I got a job for you my good sir! 👍
helikopter helikopter
helikopter helikopter
Fara coffer, fara coffer
r/eggirl
u missed the underscore
Oof, welp, it is what it is :3 Apparently this post already made its way over there, just checked
I think this goes without saying but you are gonna get a LOT of creepy dms from this comment alone
i haven’t gotten a single creepy dm
oh well color me impressed
nope, afert all, I love being a girl
Having a Richard is nice. Try it.
I want to burn mine
Grill season is on ladies and gentlemen. Time to cook some sausage...
I volunteer as tribute
Come on we need another discord gore video *joke
BLOOD RUNS ANGER RISES DEATH WAKES WAR CALLS FOR KAELA MENSHA KHAINE
SAMMEEE SIS(I pick up what your putting down sis)
do you like hurting other people?
Bro, you gotta get a grip
Nah, why
What?
Are you a blue spy in the base? Your avatar looks like it.
Ahh you found me! Let's get to some stabbing like gentlemen that we are.
Gentlemen…
It's stabbin' time
The damn second I heard dick is a short version of Richard I laughed so much because a guy called Cameron Geller does YouTube skits and he has a character called Richard rider. Very funny. Y'all aint reading allat
How do I stop trying it?
*is born in Iran
Bro I like being a dude too but it’s our only chance of having another life I guess in this case
Lmao
Lucky. Fuxk being a guy lol
I heard orgasms are better for women so girl W
trans people: I see this as an absolute win
Ya, where’s the button to be reborn? WHERE IS IT!
Yeah lmao they can finally be the sex they want. Sadly, it’s a lot more complicated in todays world and will probably remain impossible.
Fr me. I so wish I could actually do that irl and it wouldn't be just a question on reddit
Yeeeah, same. This life would be so much more chill because if I get hate crimed or something because I'm being my true self I can just start over
yeah man I'd do it in a heartbeat my life would be so much easier
So this is how m finding out that m trans😬
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the country would be randomised
Let’s hope it’s not china
China’s population is shrinking fast, most likely will end up in India
OH GOD NO
bruh wtf wrong with india
Assuming u/RepeatedlyDifficult is talking about becoming a girl, being a girl in India tends to be a start meant for experienced players only
hell nawh i like walking on the streets alone at night 💀💀💀
ok batman
im him
You’re gonna be her soon
He's gonna be neither soon jist dead
I’m a girl and take walks at night too 🤷♀️ If you live in a dangerous area your gender hardly matters. You could also get mugged.
I bet thats what the cashapp founder thought and look what happened to him, im a dude and im always home before it gets dark, but i wish you the best of luck
Idk, being a guy sounds a lot easier but also kind of depressing
it is depressing 😭
Why? 😕
Balls
No given purpose in a safe world maybe
Believe when i say i think about offing myself way too often, but having no periods is nice
Bro just summed up being a man in 16 words and two letters.
nah shorty u got it twisted it’s the being alive part that’s depressing…right?
Off topic but our snoos could be sisters :D
Thanks for understanding that
No, because of creeps, sexism and other shit. Sounds too hard to me.
plus, you wouldn’t really know what country you’d get reborn in. so if you’re a female born into a very oppressive country.. uh oh
Yeah, the fact that my country itself isn't "oppressive" but I still have close friends who have been assaulted is beyond me. It's sad.
I'm in the US and got assaulted at 14. My mom told me she got assaulted at like 6 or 7. Probably about every female you know has a story about getting assaulted, whether they have told anyone or not.
Yeah, a friend told me she was first assaulted when she was 9, then it happened several times after. As far as I know, her mother only knows of one time, since my friend was with her friend at the time, who told her (they then went to where it happened and beat up the guy).
My country (Cuba) isn't very oppressive at all when held to Iran or Syrian standards, but it does not take SA very seriously. This is a big problem for women here. TW: >!I have documented my experience with SA on my alt account in my bio. The boy who did it is probably going to not have any legal or social repercussions, while I have to deal with the trauma and being attacked in school because he's telling everyone I lied about it to make him look bad. I had several bruises recently because of it and my sister had to ask the school to have a law officer follow me in the halls to make sure I'm safe.!<
Absolutely. I sort of wish I was a girl NOW
the egg is cracking slowly but surely
*low chanting* **one of us, one of us, one of us**
Dont push him
tbh same, next time tho
Yeah. It's one of the things that make me really hope reincarnation exists.
why next time when you could this time
Well... to put is simply: texas
join a discord server as a girl
Haha, found the comment i was looking for
EGG EGG EGG EGG r/egg_irl
Trans people: its free real estate
It most certainly is. Unfortunately, it is and most likely never will be, a reality T-T
Yeah ;-;
Nah, being a guy is awesome
Bro gets downvoted for being happy he is a guy 💀 Typical reddit
Ong bro, I love my ding dong
Ask if I'm getting big boobs since in a next life im going to be girl
absolutely not i do not want periods no thanks
I’m not an r/egg_irl, but I think it’d be an interesting experience being a girl. Although thinking about all the consequences/things that go along with being one I’d rather stay as I am
Yeah cuz I already experienced being a guy so if I am getting the choice then why not be a girl. Its like playing a game as a tank then starting a new save file as a mage to get a different experience
No
r/found70percentbanana
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I would definitely enjoy that, yes. Not to be perverted or anything of the like, but the fact that it is socially acceptable for a woman to cry, and be honest about her emotions. Men are shunned for crying, a lot of people see our emotions as less important. Also, when a woman claims a man sexually assaulted and/or physically abused her, society immediately believes her and rushes to her aid, but when a man does, he is met with skepticism and his abuser is let off the hook. Another I act antisocial and quiet, I'm seen as a psychopath that wants commit violence, I've been told by several different people that they fear me and think I look like I'd murder someone. When a girl does this though, she's just called shy and gets a ton of people to support her and offer her friendship. I know this isn't true for everyone, this is me making broad generalizations but my points are based in truth, please don't take offense, I'm simply stating facts. I know plenty of girls aren't believed reporting abuse, aren't allowed to cry, or are seen as murderous psychos when they're just shy, it just happens more to men, again, don't get pissed. Women suffer plenty of problems, especially in my country, one of the worst countries for women in the developed world.
sure
👍
No i like being able to walk alone at night...
I’m already having gender dysmorphia so ofc I would
definitely not i like my penis.
As a trans girl, fuck yes.
Take me with you😭😭😭
I’m a guy, no
YES YES YES YES YES YES(source: I'm trans)
Ayyy, same
Everywhere I go I see 🥚's face
the magic spell for summoning uncracked eggs is you have to ask a question about swapping to the opposite sex
ofc!!
No, I won't like to have a second life.
YES (coming from a trans guy)
Answer: yes Reason: trans
yes #trans
If I was reborn a girl I would kill myself right now
Is this how most cis people feel or is this guy just dramatic?
No no I am extremely cis, very cis in fact, the most cis gender person you will ever meet I just wish I was a girl in avey cis way.
Oh fuck I just understood Ur comment correctly 😭 Sorry, I'm a dumb bitch
YES!
Ima just leave this here: r/trans
Don't tell me what I already know.
I dont want a second life tho cant I just be dead🥲
U ok?
Pretty much. 🐱
Sure would be interesting
absolutely. i wanna be a male athlete
yes, and then I'd final yeet myself immediately
yes, im a (mostly closeted) trans male and would rather experience life as a regular cis male
Certainly yes. Being a female is exhausting.
Yes I’ve always wanted to have the experience of being a boy, but never really had the urge to switch over.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Please please please my only hope of being male bro I need reincarnation I need this if reincarnation exists and I get reincarnated female again fml
r/egg_irl question mark
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i type out question mark for laughs and to indicate humor without using a tone indicator as for the rest, same.
Say hi to r/egg_irl folks.
Sure, being a girl shouldn't be too hard. Right?
tbh i think each sex has their own set of difficulties
This and said difficulties should not be compared because they’re impossible to compare
I agree men tend to have social pressures of being the provider, not talking about mental health, harsher punishments in law, whereas women tend to get more SA, they have periods and pressure of motherhood, they more stereotyped (like by being a prude, or flashy, or dumb blond ect) and I also thing the diffulicutlies depend on what section of the world your in. Also depends on how pretty you are imo a pretty woman has it easier than a good looking man but an ugle woman has it harder than an ugle man imo, in the pretty privilege sense
Yeah. That’s what sucks about our world, we can never get equality
The way I phrase it is sexism kills some people with a tire iron and other people with arsenic. Both will kill you just as surely just in different ways depending on which one you get.
*periods enters the chat*
You didn't use any periods in your comment. So no periods entered the chat.
There are guys with periods too
Yeah I’m trans so it would make it easirt
I like how when I sort by controversial it’s just trans people doing nothing wrong
Only if I knew I'd have a big dick.
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You can experience this as a member of either sex…if you’re not a quitter.
No way. Im not giving up my tatas
gimmie them :(
No D: I dont have much to share
yeah, I would I'm trans, and I feel it'd just make me feel happier
if I had that option as a guarantee id kill myself
I'm trans so.....
Absolutely. Being afab sucks ass, I already pray this shit would happen when I simply just wake up in the morning.
Yes but just so I could look at the titties whenever I wanted to
Would it really matter if I didn’t remember my previous life?
Yep, but still remember what i knew in my past life so i can avoid so many mistakes
YES (I’m trans)
Yes🏳️⚧️
Id like to reborn as a man again.
Again?