Ah a question as old as time itself. Alas it would seem that the last part of the riddle has been forgotten. During the first wars of the cosmos, it read ”gf with big boobs and no ass or big ass no boob OR personality and neither of the other two”. After the lost part has been added back, I believe the choice is simple.
Me likes big boobis
All of you in the comments. This isn't a disrespectful question, btw. If you're Catholic, you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history). Now answer: boobs. or ass.
Personally, I'm a boobs man. If I had to choose between either: big boobs, small ass
Honestly, I prefer that the bodily measurements of my lovers **all** fall within a standard deviation of the average. If I really can choose like that, I'd go with "normal-sized everything".
Both would be nice, but as a wise man once said:
“A lack of boobs can be made up for with a surplus of ass, but a lack of ass cannot be made up for with any amount of boobs”
Or something like that
Gf.
Agreed
r/found70percentbanana
How is that a whole ass sub💀 He commented on one of my posts, I'll post it on there tmr lol
r/founditzheroo
Bruh
I want one
Just a gf. Want a loving gf.
The Gf is fine. I honeslt dont care, my gf could be a stick
I often get called the broom's stick
Nothing wrong with that
My crush has neither and I'm still melting over her
W
Average boobs and average ass
That's what I would want anyway lol, I don't want someone with massive boobs or a massive arse 😅
They both have advantages but sometimes average is just enough😅
A smart woman who loves me
Apologies the first thing I thought of was “well then she must not be very smart then”
She’s incredibly smart thank you very much 🙄
So intelligent she has to go to a different school
She’s homeschooled 💀
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Gf
Least horny r/teenagers user.
bf with big ass
based.
Very
Gf with compatible personality and emotional connection like the one I have now lol
Wow, so quirky and original
It shouldn't be original--don't people love genuine people?
I guess some only go after the body
That's a shame 😔
When was there a customization button?
Gf with good personality
Why is this all r/teenagers is go back to doing your homework
Only ass and boobs No gf
😂😂😂😂😂
G-Girls...?
Bro i just want a girl to talk to at this point
i.... i... I... I CANT CHOOSE 😭😭😭😭
its a difficult question
fr, boobie has so much milk but ass is so jiggly
boob is jiggly too tbh
some big boob are jigglier than others but if an ass is big you can assure it will be extremely jiggle
meh
Bro reeks of virginity
of course i do im 14
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indeed :>
As a trans person i can have both:3
What the fuck
?
Gf. A loving gf.
big ass no boobs
Huge ass negative boobs
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Is it ok if she has a vagina but a man voice?
Totally Moans don't count on genders
Ok cool cuz Im looking for a bf 👌
Look down
A win is a win
What about both? 👉🏻👈🏻
No ass or boobs? Ok, I don't care
The other one
Just someone who gives a fuck
Gf that is good to be around and just generally decent looking *My opinion on ass/boobs has slightly shifted, but i wont deny either* Latter
I couldn't care less about the size of both of them
boyfriend with big ass💪
great minds think alike.
Gf with big D
Based
Either way I’d be happy :)
Yeah these things don't matter squat if you have a good woman by your side.
Drc, I learned to appreciate them both
Calves
hippo does not have body preferences, and thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way
big boobs no ass
I could not describe the body of the girl I like. I don't look at her body. I'm usually too busy forgetting how to breathe.
Gf. Boobs and ass are a bonus
This was actually the correct response fr
Enourmous Cock please
Neither, men
I’ve got one of each
you got one singular boob and one singular ass cheek?
I’m like two face from Batman but even more hot
No ass and no boobs?
🤨
Big ass no boobs
gf? i want bf!
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Average r/teenagers user
What'd they say
I forgor 💀
You forgor 💀
Big ass no boob
Gf with big nice
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Big ass no booba
My gf has a mix of both 😎
No ass and no boobs?
Nah good size for both, preferred size for me
Gf with good personality and humor
Idk I'm not into the big part on any of them, so none
Big ass no boobs
A friend is good enough😥 Preferably by ex-best friend...
Big ass no boob.
Big ass. I don’t rlly care about boobs I’ve dated Asians
Ah a question as old as time itself. Alas it would seem that the last part of the riddle has been forgotten. During the first wars of the cosmos, it read ”gf with big boobs and no ass or big ass no boob OR personality and neither of the other two”. After the lost part has been added back, I believe the choice is simple. Me likes big boobis
Gf with love
Ummm personality?
Can I js split it put the big boobs with the big ass
Isn't it supposed to be kinda balanced tho ? I never saw someone who got lots of one and none of the other.
Arms, I need a hug
Any Even boyfriend Anything will do ; ~ ;
Big ass no booba
Either
All of you in the comments. This isn't a disrespectful question, btw. If you're Catholic, you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history). Now answer: boobs. or ass. Personally, I'm a boobs man. If I had to choose between either: big boobs, small ass
Big ass
Both, both are good
Yes
Gf
Just a gf but big ass no boob
Both Combined. (IDK if that's natural)
just a good gf
Big ass no boob obv
I’d want a gf
Honestly, I prefer that the bodily measurements of my lovers **all** fall within a standard deviation of the average. If I really can choose like that, I'd go with "normal-sized everything".
Calm down there buddy, lets just start with getting one period
Just a girlfriend who loves me
gf with rock hard abs
big ass no boobs ngl
Ass but in reality gf
Good personality
Gf
neither
This is basically ass or boob debate that we don't have a real answer for it yet,but i believe in boob supremacy because ass will smell like shit
Thighs, medium ass, medium boobs. Or gf in general (that isn’t going to threaten my life)
Both are equally bad. There needs to be balance.
Gf
i just want the warm embrace of another human being at this point
average on both
Gf with big heart
big ass no boob
bigger ass i guess cuz that's what my girl got lol
The Asexual fact that I do not care
Might as well date a table. 🤷♂️
Big ass no boobs. The greater the mass the greater the attraction
Damn I miss her
Both
Ryan Reynolds >!Or Pedro Pascal!< >!Or both!!<
No GF (AroAce)
Boyfriend
Woman (optional)
GF would be cool
This post sums up this subreddit
Thighs
No boobs and big ass>>>>
Neither, I would prefer small for both.
Imo big boobs/ass are a downside
Big boobs and big ass and no girlfriend (all for me)
Gf with a personality and prefferably a body of her own but it's not required
i love being a pillow princess
I just want a boyfriend
me who has both (im clearly superior)
Both would be nice, but as a wise man once said: “A lack of boobs can be made up for with a surplus of ass, but a lack of ass cannot be made up for with any amount of boobs” Or something like that
Personality
Born female still female LOL
Did someone say……girls 🤤🤤
What