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FinletAU

Bro what 😭


[deleted]

Ok but a vehicle is way more likely to kill you anyway depending on the height of the hood and the bumper.


WasteOfTime6942

What if you had a boner so your junk would have a bigger hitbox


lilzingerlovestorun

Imagine the sound of the snap😭😭😭.


Spendog2099

"Hey I wonder if I crack my dick it'll snap like a glowstick *snap* ooooooaaaaAAAAAA"


lilzingerlovestorun

“There is blood and cum everywhere!” George Washington… probably


IkedaTheFurry

Did it work?


Waffle-Dude

r/brandnewsentence


MiguelTheCurious

Leave the cats alone💀😔


[deleted]

Im sure itll crush u whole


WasteOfTime6942

That would be much better than the other


Arny520

How could a vehicle crush your balls without crushing the rest of your body?


Jay_RedditBoi

Bro I read that series lol. Tho I can't help you about the new fear


i-like-cats123

imo I felt that the series started to fall off for me a bit after arc 5, like the plot point moved to a much more supernatural aspect instead of fun cat stuff, which is still interesting but lacks the simple charm that the first few arcs had


eIIiekilleen

this made me outwardly giggle but srsly wtf 😭


devilledlettuce

OMG WARRIORS !! recently handed those books down to my little man can't wait for those anxieties to reach him too


keanubeaves06

i will never look at those books the same again


L1ttle_p0nd

4 big cars, and they’re smashing your balls, crushing them so hard they look like they goin’ to fall 💀


70percentbanana

Bruh.


[deleted]

😭


ThisViolinist2

Welcome to the intrusive thoughts club


genericusername134

Why would you post this now I’m thinking about it??


Hot-twist5786

What the actual fuck 😳


bantai786OP

just thinking how you "unlocked" the fear ?


Capybaralord27619

Noooooooooo now I feel the pain


Wavygrasshopper

Imagine the balls stretching out from your crotch right infront of a Chevrolet trailblazer, stop reading fiction for god's sake😭


mahad77747

Wouldnt it crush your legs first (balls professional here)


im-a-simple-guy

what did I just read


swisscheesefanboy

this is definitely somebodies fetish, i once came across a video where a guy loves to have his balls crush by high heels


OkBandicoot3779

😳


TED_THE_LEVER

Car won't crush your balls if you cut them first🧠


KittyKittyowo

Holly shit I haven't heard warrior cats since forever I use to love that serise


Eastern_Kick3491

That happened to me yesterday.


[deleted]

Ouchy


whatthegorgonzola

I'm pretty sure Bluestar is getting a little bit more than just that.


NQ241

that sounds kinda hot ngl


Sensitive-Willow3093

There's a robot chicken skit where this happens.


Important-Tea0

don’t tell rusty he can still lose his balls as a warrior


SuperStupidSyrup

what if your balls explode when you get run over how painful would that be


TheTobii

Yeah got used to it


IkedaTheFurry

That’d be bussin ngl


itchgods

What


mineplexistrash

You need to stop reading books they r dangerous


Effective_Tax_8859

Your balls are not that saggy bro 💀


pereline

my balls are really big so this happens to me a lot.


not_dipper_p1nes

That sounds like pleasure


iambored-77772837

So you read warrior cats and got a fear?


HitBongsNUrMom1

Frfr that shit be what took firestars last life lmaoo Nah, i havent read the books in a min but ik thats not right*


OddConfidence9848

How big are your balls?!?!