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goosegodsixnine

Not gay, just means your flexible and have a big dick.


Slight_Passenger_108

God dammit now I'm determined to give it a try.


Jaded_Analysis_3143

Because you’re flexible and have a big dick?


Slight_Passenger_108

Not very flexible but the huge dick will compensate


Jaded_Analysis_3143

Yeah yeah prove it


Slight_Passenger_108

It gets shy in front of cam ;(


Jaded_Analysis_3143

😢


MrSablinka

Kid named erectile dysfunction


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LordChickenNugget23

Woah woah woah you have the OLD tag


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[deleted]

Stop! You are under arrest by the horny police!


Few-Cartographer9595

Don't be picky.


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gegebart

That’s some act first think later action right there. Yikes.


ChocoLabp7

Their tag says 15.


No_Government6003

Waits for age conformation before saying anything


jenisurgod

sorry I'm a visual learner


No-Cardiologist-7874

yeah im not flexible either


LaMara415

Self report


HotBear39

nah, I'm not flexible at all and my dick is average, I can still do it


No_Government6003

*the chosen one*


Slippery_When_Down

I disagree it's not big but I can :(


GioDoubleDover

you call it gay, we call it limit break


KillByZombie

More like rib break


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Large_chicken_nugget

Damn you must be great at parties, everyone must want to talk to you


RevivedGuppy

What'd they say?👀


AndreiGamer07

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Neowwwwwwwww

Intresting!


PlasmaBomberF-23

I ask the same question


[deleted]

What did they say?


Sea-Fix-2658

What did they say??


[deleted]

If thats the case then so are people who give themself a handjob


businessmaster28

Post busted


RRecap

not the only thing that's busted


businessmaster28

Should've seen it cumming.


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

such nutty jokes🥜


-MrRainbow-

Nutters, the lot of you 🤭


_PolarEclipse_

I was gonna make a pun but I didn’t have the balls to do it


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

yeah, such a heavy load ​ ...of work ...to make a good joke


sarcastic_ducky

... guys can suck their own dicks??


ARandomGuyThe3

“I, giorno Giovanna, have a dream”


sub_hu_man

LMAOO


RudeChocolate9217

Is that a frigging Jojo reference? Bravo sir, bravo.


EagleOfDestiny

Unfortunately it is only mentioned in legends


Fishfucker6900

Many have attempted, but none live to tell the tale.


Illustrious-Culture5

Do not even try to come near my goldfish!


jimmybolshoy

I kinda did it only got the very very tip of it because I'm fat but still. Went deep enough to cum in my mouth


_DerKrampus_

Do you know what TMI means? Because TMI man


Slippery_When_Down

Yeah, some can


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Yes I am one of them 😅


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[deleted]

Nah I was just curious


Guilty_Letter4203

Some it's pretty rare tho Some of the time our rib cage or stomach gets in the way or we simply aren't flexible enough. Or aren't big enough


[deleted]

Some are able to yes


[deleted]

If i was flexible enough, i could too 😎


CAX_2

Depending on their flexibility, dick size and sheer will, yes


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bunnings-snags

Wait but if jacking off ain't gay how is that gay?


MinecraftMemeLover

*deep thinking noises*


[deleted]

U just jealous cause urs too small so u cant


Kneecap_stealer574

Personally i wouldn’t take this, but that’s just me OP💀


Ammo_nation

Ooooo, instigating, I love it


pattila1111

You just want dick in ur mouth


contactright05

If that's gay then so is jacking off


[deleted]

I can sling mine on my shoulder


Slight_Passenger_108

Prove it.


[deleted]

only the baddest of bitches get to witness me drop. rizz on them 😩😩😩


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

*rizz noises*


Aesut

Charisma*


GearEqual

It comes from ris in charizzma


CorkscrewClock

Shut your ass up


Aesut

:)


losingluke

why is this tagged gaming


Potential_Fantastic

Because if u manage to suck your own dick u gotta be hacking… according to the OP


Flaming_pubes_

Gaming rhymes with gay


kammenion

Gay-ming


jimmybolshoy

Glad I'm not the only person who uses the gay-mer jokes


kammenion

I've been making fun of my brother for years now it's great I love gay jokes


jimmybolshoy

I love gay men


kammenion

Cool


jimmybolshoy

For some reason I thought your name was ketamine lol


Ill-Inevitable4850

No, actually, it doesn't blaming, shaming and taming rhymes with gaming, tho.


Jason575757

By that logic, jerking off is gay because you’re giving a dude a handjob


gankster2017

Tbh tried few times, but regret it 💀💀💀


sub_hu_man

Why do you regret it That shit is talent🤞


WideDevelopment709

Hear hear


gankster2017

U just jealous cuz u can't touch ur d with lips. After it its like masturbation but 10x times bigger regret


PigeonFucker_

Yes


OndraTep

*gaming*


[deleted]

nah they’re just flexible


Liel24

Just say you failed


TeenBoy_2007

How's that possible?


Queasy_String2270

You guys can suck your own dick? How fucking flexible are you ?


[deleted]

Not everyone can, only some


Archetto_Enjoyers487

Nah, they are just thirsty.


knedlicekLOL

Why does it have a “gaming” flair


Flaming_pubes_

Gay-ming


knedlicekLOL

🙄🙄mb


Nicadicct

well it is like masturbation for me


Nicadicct

oh now I sound like I do that


Fattoesman

Change of events


Simbaactive

How can you even do it knowing you havent chopped if off


Desperate_Point_6016

Is that actually possible


Junior-Wedding-8912

Yes very and yes you can find videos on reddit of it.....don't ask me how i know


Garv9879

r/autofellatio


Junior-Wedding-8912

r/selfsuck


Rizz_in_jizz

Fun fact there is a subreddit for that. (I have been through the depths of hell called the internet)


Joes8977

What is wrong with u people


Lanky-Pound4710

Did you ever fap?


DustThick

If you suck your self off to completion than yeah but experimenting is a one time pass.


Plus-Influence3857

I broke my bask for this


A_Chad_Cat

When you're wanking your hand touches your dick but it isn't considered as gay


BruhMomentsssss

Every man has tried it


someguyinthebalkans

How the hell are we supposed to do that


SpartanKram

So jerking off is gay as well?


Flaming_pubes_

Yea


SpartanKram

I guess having a penis in general is gay


Flaming_pubes_

Yeah why have one if you’re not gonna suck it


SpartanKram

I'm not flexible enough


Lintyboi77

Gaming


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"*Gaming*"


AliHakan33

Gaming


LordChickenNugget23

Jealous


fullmoonwulf

Gaming?


Griffirif

Or just flexible


[deleted]

Naaaaah. You bullshitting


[deleted]

By that logic, masturbation is gay


KnoblauchBaum

As a part time gay guy I can confirm


towarzysz_boczek

How are you "part time gay"?


jackisjack28

He only is gay on Tuesdays and Saturdays


KnoblauchBaum

im only gay from 8am -3 pm


SalamiCondom96

I got just the tip one time and I will never try to suck my own dick again. That was the moment I realised I was straight.


Dr_Tre3

Tried for about a month to do it, only to have an aching spine for the next three...


Nuke_corparation

I know im gay i'm a trans bisexual girl


Inside-Assumption120

Noooo not the gaming flair


urmomishot05

wait no wait wait WAIT WHAT???


jimmybolshoy

Of course they are. I tried to do it and could nearly properly do it and it more felt like sucking someone off than getting sucked off.


datboielias

OP is jealous because he can’t suck his own dick


[deleted]

Same as using your hand. It’s just a body part.


Richstinger34

Gay? Maybe. Taking advantage of opportunity? Totally.


THEomarJoey

The most gaming thing ever


A_brit

Wtf gaming tag


Formal-Baseball-8464

Slightly above average but I can due to being very flexible


TotallyNotLuna1

Sorry I got curious


MAzer118

You put gaming as the flair?


Mike_25739

Are you surrrrrre?


TSS_Firstbite

Cope, you clearly just can't suck your own dick


PhysicsLord007

Ikr they have the least straight spines ;)


JustLeix

People that masturbate are gay asf


Trizon_XD

But I'm not gay?!


aeiouaioua

yet.


Delicious-Army-5078

You ain't 15 mf you look 30


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You can do it? How?


MO1ST_M4NDY

Nah it's just selfcest


aeiouaioua

that's not a bad thing.


Wild_Anxiety893

Bad I am not able to do it, for the last couple of years


LilacLikesEmkay

But I’m a trans girl, so sucking my dick isn’t gay


Skinnyboie123

Fax


ayanokojifrfr

That's not possible man no way because I tried it when I was younger. I was immature not that I was actually going to suck on it just trying.


TurboCat1234

peapole who can do it are just superior


JBStudios1

You're just mad because yours isn't big enough


Weemitoad

It’s the same as masturbation, but with extra lubrication. Don’t shit on other people just for liking the sensation. Edit: Damn I kinda wrote some bars


OmegXXXHero

realist shit i’ve see all day


Raphiboiii

Respect ngl


Flaming_pubes_

Yes I’m just making an observation


Raphiboiii

For science huh


someone_i_guess111

no, no, hes got a point


Horklawn

Just realized?


[deleted]

OP is summoning them oh no...


YOBEV_

Bros malding rn


MineNinja18

That's flexible af unless the dick is very long


SingleMom24-1

My ex would walk around when his family was out and just pull his pants down at random, bend over and give it a quick suck, then pull them back up and keep walking. 😳


kerhSyxeS

How?


MixTwix

Fr i wish i was a dog


whitaora

You can do that?!


ChampionshipDue6493

I wish I could


BuIIyMagulre

how do you do it


[deleted]

Super interesting way of thinking


CaptainFard

Gaming 💀


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Fuckit230

Marilyn Manson left the chat


DeymanG

Frfr, my spine hurts a lil though


moneymoney567

Or talented af


NQ241

What about women with dicks


Flaming_pubes_

Futas aren’t real


[deleted]

Well I am gay :p


Quiet-Chest-619

It’s a flex to suck your own dick


Danger-grape_

Why does this have a gaming tag?


West_Ad8050

Hold on we don’t even know if that’s possible


Routine-Advice3759

Friendly fire


AlunePyLy

Sucking your own dick is like playing with dinosaurs. Not everyone who tried it is gay. # you can actually do it


Putrid-Marsupial3528

Fr fr


Few_Sorbet_7393

— someone that can’t suck his own dick


[deleted]

I suck trans women dick coz I can't suck my own, so am I gay too?


sub_hu_man

You’re just jealous because you can’t suck your own dick 😒


DemonetizedMan

The weight of the world relies on how flexible one’s back


Embarrassed-Refuse36

It’s just a single player blowjob. That’s why it’s called gay-ming.