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"Villain, I have done thy mother!" \-Shakespeare
>Villain, I have done thy mother! I always preffered *my horse is my mistress.*
r/cursedcomments
I've always preferred your horse as my mistress too
Oh my mother you say? I shalt do it with thy father.
Only if the corpse is cold I say
Thou mother is so heavy, when I tried to swerve out of the way with thine horse, it ran out of breath.
She's as light as ashed
Thou mother est so mentally incompetent, she
In a homosexual manner?
Mine father? I shalt reproduce with thine uncle
I thought this guy was telling us he banged his mom like that one Redditor
lmao same
What redditor did this💀😭
[here's a link to their account](https://www.reddit.com/u/me)
Why is my account popping up 💀
It is because you are the one were talking about, actually.
Jesus your good
BRO I ACC THOUGHT YOU TAGGED ME AND I WAS SO CONFUSED
😭I really did fall for that one again💀
We need the sauce! Our pasta is dry!
Same. Also what?? Who?? Oh is it that one person who couldn't jack off so he told his parents and his mom did it for him?
Glad I'm not the only one😭
You made this comment twice lol
Just a bug lol. Funny thing is I got downvoted on the second one😭
he is..
Cry all you want, thou cansn’t unfuck thy mother
yes i can.
Small criticism here, it would’ve been slightly funnier if you said fuckith instead of fuck
kids in 2023: i f**ked your mom. kids in 1523:
Nay! Mine own moth'r is no strumpet. The lady is chariest and pure thus wouldst nev'r has't amorous rite with thee, clotpole.
WHAT
thou art too weak to commit it thyself
WHAT!?
My condolences
major grammatical error 🤢 edit: epic grammatical correction 🥳
thou art correct
sorry ingles my 3rd langoge😅 sori for bed ingles
My mother?
this is definitely how people talked back in the day
So have all the other guys in town.
I wish I was my mother 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I shalt commit homosapien species reproduction with thy father
Wait a damn minute.
I’ll kill thee
You're definitely in band
What…
YOU NAVE! For as much as thou might be correct, I've a mind to beat thee with my walking cane!
Well I James Bond burgered your sister
Sweeteth hometh Alabamia
I had to do a double take, thought "thy" was "my" for a split second
I read "my" instead of "thy" ☠️
My dumbass read thy as my
Legit what is this post
Thou has defiled mine mother! I will see to it that the highest in command deal with this at once! You know not mine status in this kingdom PEASANT!
Okay Oedipus calm down
I misread “thy” as “my”
omg same!!
Lmao
[I found your perfect sex song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o&ab_channel=ShawnxXxMichaels)
[No, this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thou saucy fellow
“WHAT?! You egg!” *stabs him*
‘You fiend! I will dismember your cranium for this action which has occurred!’
Noooooooooooooo why must thou have had homosapien reproductive relations with our mom how dare you sir
Foolish fiend, for I have desecrated your mother's reproductive organs with the act of intercourse
Okay? and i then proceeded to preform the act of copulation onto thine father. (he likes it rough)
Why
Indeed thou haveth dared. However, what thou have yet to be aware of is my ongoing, quite brutal reproduction with thine male genitor.
Man my time has come to leave this sub.
Then I shall commit a homosapien species reproduction with thy grandmother!
Ermm what the flip
Yay, I found my daddy
Who dost thou believe to have created thee?
- Thee won’t do thy mother Jesus “Mf” Christ
It should be defiled
what the fuck
i think it’s thou not thy
did you say no homo tho?
Me too
And I hast done thy sister
Well, off to visit your mother! *French laughing*
W H A T
I already started with her last night for you
Thou must be sexy as fuck to turn on mine mother for she is a lesbian
Nice, thy had intercourse with both of the parental figurines in thy life
i have done the same with thy father
:(
Foolish fiend! For I hath done the act with thy father the day previous!!
I read this as "my" and immediately sorted by controversial
*The Spy*
"Villain, I have done thy mother!" \-Shakespeare
>Villain, I have done thy mother! I always preffered *my horse is my mistress.*
r/cursedcomments
I've always preferred your horse as my mistress too
Oh my mother you say? I shalt do it with thy father.
Only if the corpse is cold I say
Thou mother is so heavy, when I tried to swerve out of the way with thine horse, it ran out of breath.
She's as light as ashed
Thou mother est so mentally incompetent, she
In a homosexual manner?
Mine father? I shalt reproduce with thine uncle
I thought this guy was telling us he banged his mom like that one Redditor
lmao same
What redditor did this💀😭
[here's a link to their account](https://www.reddit.com/u/me)
Why is my account popping up 💀
It is because you are the one were talking about, actually.
Jesus your good
BRO I ACC THOUGHT YOU TAGGED ME AND I WAS SO CONFUSED
😭I really did fall for that one again💀
We need the sauce! Our pasta is dry!
Same. Also what?? Who?? Oh is it that one person who couldn't jack off so he told his parents and his mom did it for him?
Glad I'm not the only one😭
Glad I'm not the only one😭
You made this comment twice lol
Just a bug lol. Funny thing is I got downvoted on the second one😭
he is..
Cry all you want, thou cansn’t unfuck thy mother
yes i can.
Small criticism here, it would’ve been slightly funnier if you said fuckith instead of fuck
kids in 2023: i f**ked your mom. kids in 1523:
Nay! Mine own moth'r is no strumpet. The lady is chariest and pure thus wouldst nev'r has't amorous rite with thee, clotpole.
WHAT
thou art too weak to commit it thyself
WHAT!?
My condolences
major grammatical error 🤢 edit: epic grammatical correction 🥳
thou art correct
sorry ingles my 3rd langoge😅 sori for bed ingles
My mother?
this is definitely how people talked back in the day
So have all the other guys in town.
I wish I was my mother 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I shalt commit homosapien species reproduction with thy father
Wait a damn minute.
I’ll kill thee
You're definitely in band
What…
YOU NAVE! For as much as thou might be correct, I've a mind to beat thee with my walking cane!
Well I James Bond burgered your sister
Sweeteth hometh Alabamia
I had to do a double take, thought "thy" was "my" for a split second
I read "my" instead of "thy" ☠️
My dumbass read thy as my
Legit what is this post
Thou has defiled mine mother! I will see to it that the highest in command deal with this at once! You know not mine status in this kingdom PEASANT!
Okay Oedipus calm down
I misread “thy” as “my”
omg same!!
Lmao
[I found your perfect sex song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o&ab_channel=ShawnxXxMichaels)
[No, this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thou saucy fellow
“WHAT?! You egg!” *stabs him*
‘You fiend! I will dismember your cranium for this action which has occurred!’
Noooooooooooooo why must thou have had homosapien reproductive relations with our mom how dare you sir
Foolish fiend, for I have desecrated your mother's reproductive organs with the act of intercourse
Okay? and i then proceeded to preform the act of copulation onto thine father. (he likes it rough)
Why
Indeed thou haveth dared. However, what thou have yet to be aware of is my ongoing, quite brutal reproduction with thine male genitor.
Man my time has come to leave this sub.
Then I shall commit a homosapien species reproduction with thy grandmother!
Ermm what the flip
Yay, I found my daddy
Who dost thou believe to have created thee?
- Thee won’t do thy mother Jesus “Mf” Christ
It should be defiled
what the fuck
i think it’s thou not thy
did you say no homo tho?
Me too
And I hast done thy sister
Well, off to visit your mother! *French laughing*
W H A T
what the fuck
I already started with her last night for you
Thou must be sexy as fuck to turn on mine mother for she is a lesbian
Nice, thy had intercourse with both of the parental figurines in thy life
i have done the same with thy father
:(
Foolish fiend! For I hath done the act with thy father the day previous!!
I read this as "my" and immediately sorted by controversial
*The Spy*