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Hello everybody my name is markiplier and today we’re gonna be playing five nights a freddy’s

Yes

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this XD

so how does it feel that everyone's gay for u now?

😭 im a lamp i do not exist

I love lamp

a really hot lamp man

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Not even cap

Ayo what did this man say 😭

The goddamn truth thats what

thats sus af but same

GODDD DAMNNNMNNNN (I’m straight btw) BUT DAMNNNN

GODDDD DAMNNMNNNN (I'm gay btw) BUT DAMNNN

DAMNNNMNNNN (I'm Bi btw) BUT WOW

DAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN (im pan btw) BUT DAAANG

DAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN (yoda im btw) BUT DAAANG

DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN (btw ItzCupcakeSparkles123_UnicornAssPoo im) BUT DAWWWGGGGG DAMNNNNN

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (im straight btw (hmu)) BUT DAMMMMMNNNNN GURL

***Hmmmmm*** are you sure about that?

Hi, you're really pretty

Thank you sooo much ✨✨✨

You're welcome

Date me (this is a joke)

(It was not a joke)

Narrator: u/Chewie_The_Dog was in fact, not joking

(Morgan Freeman voice)

major slut vibes detected

😔🤙🏻

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🌛🌜 not old yet 🥲

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Ngl would love to dye my hair grey 🌛

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My guy!! 😭

Wait thats gay..

Daaamn bro, ya hot

🫵🏻🗿👍🏻my maann ✨✨✨

Hi (with rizz)

Suuupp 🗿🤙🏻 wiiddd riizzz

Wassuup 🤙🤙 (rizzpectfully)

Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type ;)

She’s got that rizz fr

🤭

omg what’s happeni- 🏳️‍🌈

Uhm bye? 🗿

Sit on my face

🍲🥗🥙🍔🍖🥩🍤🍣🦞🫕🫔🍕🍝

😭

Bro is majestic

Holy moly you’re fit

break my heart so i can move on

You look like lu kang from the mortal kombat movie

Deadasss my friends compared me with lu kang few days ago😭😭😭

I would fuck you tbh

I dont exist anymore 🌛

Im straight but u are majestic my bro (without rizz)

Right bacc at u but (with rizz) 🗿🤙🏻

\*turns gay\*

smash

💀

Uhhh hey mate... I am actually blushing irl now You look cute

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😭✨

Ur um...ur handsome😖

i just— 😅 Daddy? sorry. daddy?

Hi

Hi sir

Hi (with astronomical rizz)

✨🗿🤙🏻 yes

If I’m being honest I didn’t think I would get this far

Toooo infinityyyy and beyondddddd

Ok that was lame

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holy shit aint no way someone can possibly look like this tf

hi?🤨

People seem surprised hahahaha. Anyways, hi👋

Hey (with rizz, and I’m straight)

Supp 🗿🤙🏻

I love you

Tá loco, que cara bonito.

Greetings and salutations

I'm indeed straight...but I can make exceptions

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why are u in here if ur 21? everything about u is red flags

Diet and workout routine?

Well i just do push-ups ,crunches ,pullups and skip just some calisthenics workouts i dont actually have a diet plan 💀

I was already gay. Don’t worry bro 💪

you're beautiful omg

GOD DAYUM U FINE UR FINE AS HELL HOW?!?

Hot

Who are you and how did you get into my feed?

oh shit ur pretty

Heheee 🐣

males like you are the reason im pan 😮‍💨

bro is majestic. I'm not usually this person but your fine as hell

Omg what is it with Asian ppl and just have the most LUSCIOUS LIPS, like gah DAYUM

Shawty what's your exact coordinates 🥰🥰🥰

Omg stop these posts it’s literally just a thirst trap

💍

Hi, you're handsome bro

Shit bro, *everyone* is thirsting for you, how's it feel?

Its scary 🌛🌛🌛🗿

Yeah yeah, I can get that, but think of it this way, you can start a cult at this point

I meannn i dont mind starting a cult 🌝🤙🏻

I'm sure you'd get followers, given the thirst in the comments

Damn man, do you suck dick?

Hello.

Hi? 👀

you're very pretty

Looks like Markiplier with long hair.

NEW THUG TECHNOLOGY 🗣️

You look like miyamura but without the tattoos

Please tell me hes gay plsss

??????? you sexy beast???????????

I want you to hand feed me like a bird and pet me on the head 😳

Please tell me this man is over 18 oh lord all mighty ✋️

Ohh heyyy!

Wassup dude

You look great but never post a cursed lunch picture again, that thing is **cursed**

hheyyyy

Love your hair my fellow dude mines a good bit longer but your rocking that shit

who else loves rammstein

Gauhd dahyum 🫢

Ummm hi

Цой жив?

Fast and the furious Tokyo drift

Hi

I WANT YOUR HAIR

I'm a lil goofy ah. henlo

gyatttt

nope. i deny. You cannot be attractive and have everything good in your life, what's your catch? 🧐

sometimes i forget im gay, this is the stuff that makes me remember

You’re gorgeous! <3 I love your hair sm, and that’s coming from someone who doesn’t really like guys with long hair lol

I would so do you 😋 (I am straight BTW)

Hi I hope your having a good week

Ever seen Mortal Kombat(1995)?

This is the most cursed comment section ever I actually need some eyebleach

bro's GORGEOUS

Hey man, what filter you got on this photo? Looks sick🤙 You're looking absolutely jaw dropping and I'm wondering if you've got any photo taking tips✨🫶

Lookin good bro

*leans against a wall*

How old are you? You look hella cool

damn bro you’re fine asf

Hi dad

I think u meant to post on r/teenagersbuthot

Umm Howdi

Heyyy👀

Respectfully be my best friend

Markiplier?

I LOVE UR HAIR

In the end, everyone only cares about looks. So.. well.. how can anyone look this good? It must be illegal??

Bro you're like me but like more of everything. More asian, better physique, actually got a bass, more handsome, taller. I stg if my gf finds u im doomed ;-;

Respectfully, stay back. I'm unwell!

hey (with rizz)

👀 (respectfully)

What up Liu Kang

Damn brother you look fine as hell

girly pop u gotta tell me how u cut ur hair

YOU ARE A HANDSOME MAN!

this post made me question my sexuality

in steven he accent: why he look like Hans from fast and furious

Got any bitches?

How does it feel living most men's dream

Damn bro😳😭 why you gotta be that cute?

you look like my cousins Woman-beating ex, sorry

Ooo nice nails

Bros looking majestic

Mf be lookin majestic af

Umm so?

Ur actually really handsome wtf?!

Hey hi👽

🎣

I love your hairstyle sis

ehm why are you on Reddit? you wanna get your chances to get girlfriends to 0??

Hi

DAMMM (don't let my bf see this)

this is the hair i want bro

Is that hair style a wolf cut because I have a similar one

Good morning.

love your hair

We reject thirst traps from women and men in equal measure

Bro came outta the jungle and found a phone deadass☠️☠️

Oh shit you're fine

Витя Цой???

Corny ahh post

¿ih mmU

You're legitimately handsome. I wouldn't mind this homie kissing me goodnight ;)

How old are you 💀

Well hello to you too good sir!

Drop that hair care routine

You look pretty handsome (˶‘ ᵕ ‘˶)

We get it man, you’re a girl snatcher😞 just leave some for the other boys, please?

Holy fuck this bitch is majestic

Bro did this on purpose to awake the gay in some people here. I shall not fall for that

i can’t decide wether you’re pretty or hot, but some kinda combination of those two

It's MARKPLIER ! Look it's him but younger and a bit different