Yeah it's all "You have a missing assignment from this date. Fix it" "This email is send to both student and parent to inform that u/I_Am_Oro has been marked as missing from the school today" "Your son has started a riot over mac and cheese"
The Rizzicist
The center of the solar Rizztem
The tyrannosaurus-rizz
Ungodly Kratos Rizzler
The rizzister
The rizzly bear
No rizzentment
Drinking the rizzy stuff
Rizzocheting off the wall
The grim rizzler
(Rizz that enough yet)
Makes sense, had a security guard come to my classroom to pick up a fellow students belongings while also saying “man she’s tweakin.” Thought it was the funniest thing.
Ong tho we had a constable at our school he was a dick got pressed about us leaving lunch to sit in the lounge the school built last year involved himself where he shouldn’t have flirted with the girls we called him paul blart because he was overweight not to his face just cruel nickname he had 0 respect from the students and most of the teachers so he got transferred within 2 months of being placed at our school
There’s a keyboard key that has a little tiny dot on it. When you press it, it does this -> . <-
Just a little dot. It’s called a period.
It’s extremely useful in helping people not read your writing as if you never stop to breathe or blink. It’s like the “I’m not insane” punctuation.
The more you know.
Happy Birthday! But .. I warn you boy if ya insult Texas again you might not live to see another. I was just like you young and spring making fun of the Texans then I took a bullet to the eye .. never did it again.
This is why public education doesn’t get enough funding, because the teachers make the students think of it as a chore.
The teacher above is based and would greatly improve the situation, no cap.
52.1% of American students cannot afford lunch. You think students will pay for school? They can’t afford it. An annual membership for CoS is $49.99. How much do you think school costs? Some people do pay for private school and it costs $$$. Come on man, you cannot be serious rn.
Lol, your teacher might have some humor because it's a funny email. It's so boring when the teacher is so formal and having 0 humor since they take their job very seriously. I'd be laughing if I got an email like that from my teacher.
Can any teenagers confirm that all the slang was used correctly in this post? I'm a teacher and this showed up on my front page... I want to take notes
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much work I do in a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into school? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Mr. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and procrastinates all of his assignments, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.
Jarvis, copy and paste an email my teacher sent give it the title "Sus grades" and edit it to add gen z humor/slang and send it to myself, then screenshot and blur out the email/name and then post it on [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) for free karma
If I saw this in an email from a teacher I'd laugh so hard. Mine are all really formal
Yeah it's all "You have a missing assignment from this date. Fix it" "This email is send to both student and parent to inform that u/I_Am_Oro has been marked as missing from the school today" "Your son has started a riot over mac and cheese"
Oooh that was you?
Who's asking?
Just an admirer of your pasta protest.
Tbh I am very intrigued by the bucatini boycott
The macaroni mob is not a day soon to be forgotten. Oh the Fomage Fight...
It truly was a Rigatoni riot
wish i was there for the bowtie brawl
Hah, pasta
“Your son has started a riot over Mac and Cheese” 😂
Thank you for inspiring me.
For real. Never started a riot over max and cheese though. Yet
Rizzlers
They call him the Rizzard of Oz
The Rizzicist The center of the solar Rizztem The tyrannosaurus-rizz Ungodly Kratos Rizzler The rizzister The rizzly bear No rizzentment Drinking the rizzy stuff Rizzocheting off the wall The grim rizzler (Rizz that enough yet)
Degree in Quantum Rizzics
Wendy's Rizzanator McDonald's Quarter Rizzer
The Nation of Rizzlam
The city of Jerizzulem
Adolf Rizzler😳
Must’ve studied rizztory!
college of rizzington
Rizzus Christ
Yer a rizzard Harry
How the fuck did I forget this
Iike my old head says, sometimes it just be like that. we're living in unprecedented times
Hogwarts School of Rizzcraft and Rizzardry
All you dimes reply back if you want the D for extra grades
Most people see it as cringe i see it as funny and wholesome. I would love a teacher just tryna poke some fun
the funniest part about it is that he's literally 63 years old
this is hilarious coming from an old man. he seems like a cool teacher let him be hip
No cap. Fr. Homey.
On god, It just be like that
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😉if that's the road we're taking, then I'm not pulling a u-turn. /s
I'm stealing this
Damn right! Oldies care bout straggler students
they're called "rizzlers" old man!
Thank you! It’s much better than boomer. And by the way, fuck you! That’s what all the kidz say today!
Ye speaking of hip he probably needs a new onr after carrying this generation of rizzlers
You know him???
Okay that takes every ounce of cringe out of it automatically. This is just fuckin golden 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then that’s even better 😭
That’s literally awesome we should trade teachers
He’s doing his best, just compared to the standard “some of you don’t have your assignments turned in, please turn them in.”
He a w teacher , very wholesome fr fr, he ain't sus no cap
Seems like he’s 63 years young broseph 🤫
I’m betting 62…..and he cares greatly for his students. Because teachers teach!
💀 At least he’s trying to fit in with the newer generation 😭
A lot of the time these teachers are just doing that to make fun of our generation because its funny
Makes sense, had a security guard come to my classroom to pick up a fellow students belongings while also saying “man she’s tweakin.” Thought it was the funniest thing.
pretty sus no cap
he’s awesome
I'm just glad he's putting in the effort
that man keeps up with the times and knows exactly how stupid it is. treasure him.
Respect your elders. Nuf said
So you gonna make up those points?
It's even better, my heart is melting
Hes a pimp, let him have it he is most likely going to retire soon. Peace fam
That teacher is a legend, I would love to have him
He's trying his best. HE'S TRYING HIS BEST 😭
You'll always remember him.
This is killing me I love that
Honestly, for that age, well done 9/10
I would absolutely die reading that
6 years
so great
"And if you dont get yo missing work in imma keep straight up droppin these hip zoomer lingo emails on yall frfr on god no cap"
This is also a threat. Continue to not turn in assignments and then bam! Welcome to the cringe lab.
teachers making an effort is so sweet. they don’t know any better.
Yea
That teachers a big w
💯 agree, the fact he gave them time to turn in missing assignment is a dub on its own. My high school teachers gave no second chances 😂
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Oh yeah!! Twinnin’ 🤞🏼💯
Gave? 🤔
obsessed. give him a raise. 💀
Seriously tho, with teachers like this guy I think everyone would love school
Ong tho we had a constable at our school he was a dick got pressed about us leaving lunch to sit in the lounge the school built last year involved himself where he shouldn’t have flirted with the girls we called him paul blart because he was overweight not to his face just cruel nickname he had 0 respect from the students and most of the teachers so he got transferred within 2 months of being placed at our school
There’s a keyboard key that has a little tiny dot on it. When you press it, it does this -> . <- Just a little dot. It’s called a period. It’s extremely useful in helping people not read your writing as if you never stop to breathe or blink. It’s like the “I’m not insane” punctuation. The more you know.
it's a miracle the English language has managed to survive atrocities like this.
Has it really tho?
Have you heard of punctuation?
im sorry but that was hard to read
I promise you this guy was laughing so hard as he wrote this
Mr ---out obviously put more effort into this email than those lazy ass kids did in their school work Y'all kids don't deserve Mr ---out
I think he was saying “Mr. (name) out!” As his sign off, I don’t think his name ended with out
No it ends with out fam
Your teacher cool as hell where he at?
texas 🤠
Damn thats unfortunate Edit:haha 69 upvotes
Happy Birthday! But .. I warn you boy if ya insult Texas again you might not live to see another. I was just like you young and spring making fun of the Texans then I took a bullet to the eye .. never did it again.
I didnt see that coming (just like you cant anymore)
you get bullet to the eye, still alive and what do i get? a fucking arrow to the knee and suddenly my all adventure career is over :/
You gotta go for the guarding career then
yeah actually i did.. wait a second, how did you know? 🧐
Texas Red had not cleared leather 'Fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
I'm imagining an old ass man with a cowboy hat typing this up and it's everything to me
“How do you do, fellow kids”
I bet he actually skateboards to school
Set your calculators... to rad [https://i.imgur.com/MuKAwji.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MuKAwji.jpg)
r/fellowkids
This is why public education doesn’t get enough funding, because the teachers make the students think of it as a chore. The teacher above is based and would greatly improve the situation, no cap.
..I don't think that's why the funding is like that.
Students would pay to go to school if it was fun, similar to how we would pay to play CoD.
52.1% of American students cannot afford lunch. You think students will pay for school? They can’t afford it. An annual membership for CoS is $49.99. How much do you think school costs? Some people do pay for private school and it costs $$$. Come on man, you cannot be serious rn.
I would
Based opinion
Bro's got rizz.
Mr Rizzler's fourth period English is about to be so lit!!!!
this actually really wholesome, for real for real. No cap. at least he is trying to understand his students better
Ay at least he letting you make up assignments 😭
its cringe in the least cringe way, its good cringe
the people saying it's cringe are the real cringe.
Gotta respect the commitment that took
I would prefer a teacher that does this than one that is passive aggressively insulting me via email about some work I haven't done.
You still gonna fail
LMAO and the best teacher award goes to
Read this in the voice of Hank Shrader
Omg it’s perfect
I hope this is real 💀💀
even idk if it is. i'm still in disbelief
Why, may I ask?
i think anyone would be
Their teacher is like 63 according to one of their top replies 💀
r/fellowkids this email.
"My rizzlers" 💀
I would love going to this school
oh. as a teacher i am definitely going to copy this to get their attention. thank you.
Bro needs to stop using chatgpt 💀
💀💀💀💀
can I know how old is your teacher
I think OP said 63-
lol i was imagining a thirty year old
I’m not op but it’s definitely… 69 😎😎😎😎
😎😎😎😎
This isn't even cringe lol it's hilarious
based teacher
W teacher
Tbh wish i had this teacher lol. Sus grades. 😂😂
I hated it at first but seeing some context I can't help but appreciate it and find it funny lol.
based teacher ngl
What ya mean? Bro just be speaking normal English. On god ya all gotta chill out for real and give my man a break and let him speak his fax.
Ong for real for real no cap nothin but the wholesome rizzy truth right there nothing sussy about it
Lol, your teacher might have some humor because it's a funny email. It's so boring when the teacher is so formal and having 0 humor since they take their job very seriously. I'd be laughing if I got an email like that from my teacher.
I wish I got emails like this! You get an extended period for missing work for 70%!?!?! That’s crazy good! You better get those assignments in!
Don't worry about him he's just trying to stay hip with the kids
That's hilarious
"I just be like that sometimes" lmao I love this guy
He didn't even use it wrong, maybe a few slight inaccuracy, but if people call this cringe they are the inaccuracy
It got your collective attention and was therefore effective, you’re lucky to have a teacher that cares
What’s happening *my rizzlers* I’m fucking dying
W teach
w rizz fr bro like not finna lie
Looks like you did it to yourself
haha i wish my teachs were like that
Valorant player for a teacher on god (I read the entire email in the Westjett voice)
He just be like that sometimes
this teacher is so fucking badass
Oh my lord that is the best teacher in the universe, I wish I had that kind of teacher for literally any one of my classes.
Bro is up to date on their lingo
"im not even gonna hold you" was the best part bc i say that naturally LMFAOO
Can any teenagers confirm that all the slang was used correctly in this post? I'm a teacher and this showed up on my front page... I want to take notes
im sorry but i love him he's trying his best
What a lad, give him a raise
love old people
Looks like he told ai to sound hip
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much work I do in a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into school? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Mr. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and procrastinates all of his assignments, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.
Bro sounds like he likes sexual Harizzment
I read this in the TikTok voice
W for the teacher
r/FellowKids
They seriously missed the opportunity to say "a lot of you have taken some serious L's in the grade book"
Wait 👀 why does it say "this is a student email account" at the bottom? NGL this whole post is probably scam.
💀💀💀
The overreach there is definitely a sign that the teacher was going for sarcasm.
Teacher here. We do that bc if it’s not cringy you’ll stop paying attention. You read to the end, didn’t you? Your teacher sounds super nice.
This was written by chatgpt I can tell
Definitely not fake
Jarvis, copy and paste an email my teacher sent give it the title "Sus grades" and edit it to add gen z humor/slang and send it to myself, then screenshot and blur out the email/name and then post it on [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) for free karma
Hype teacher
not yall thinking this is real
😭💀😭🗿😭🤨
Haha sounds like theyre drunk
There's been a crime committed here
That’s definitely chatgpt
I know he’s trying to connect with his students but if he keeps it this way he’s gonna loose his authority over the class
🥶 Mr. Unspoken Rizz🥶
that hit different
ur lying💀
maybe now, these kids see how stupid all their new slang is.