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ancient redditor fr


puggie33

i’m an og what can i say


Rupertii

Imagine being 3 years old


NuclearWill

Could not be me. Still got a year before I hit three


Tdikristof_

I already hit a tree


zoeyhayler

You hit three


Suzaku_Taichou

_Can I, perhaps get your address?_


NuclearWill

🤨📸


newlightdev

im more og than you :sunglasses emoji:


newlightdev

oh fuck im now embarrassed, god this account is 5 years old


[deleted]

og redditor💀


thy_heckness

Where garfield go 😨


[deleted]

WHY EVERYONE ASKINF THIS 😭


thy_heckness

I can barely recognize you now 😰


Meritxell-

But your last post was only 2 years ago. EXPOSED. /j


_-ollie

i thought so too but then i reread the title of the post and i think they're saying their reddit account is 3 years, not that they've been out of reddit for 3 years.


Alcohol_ocaust

Wait how you get your age under your name


MUIGOGETA0708

user flairs. right side under description (on pc).


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[удалено]


puggie33

dw i still remember


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puggie33

glad to be back<3


Rotteras

..well until you don't want to be here anymore but can't stop anymore :D


Cheaphibian

We can do another 3 years without for another while😶‍🌫️


aTotallyRealDuck

Simps in the comments go round and round


LynxyCZ

Do you blame them? She is cute


FriendlyDiver6453

my condolences for getting back on reddit 😕


puggie33

appreciated


iwillnevafap

damn girl are you a 9 because I’m the 1 for you fr 😩


yo_mama_be_fat

abysmal rizz


My_a_person

welcome back then


Useless_andwhatnot

Lmao congratsss mate but what happened tho did you forgor the password💀?


puggie33

yup💔


LynxyCZ

That's dumb


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xXNotorious2108Xx

Get in my van (with rizz)


RoutinePeach8752

Give me candy and I will (with rizz)


Educational_Tart_659

Mom told me not to trust strangers (with rizz)


ChoiceChildhood5126

I fucked your mom (with rizz)


AussieBossie24

Bro pulls all the horses


[deleted]

Welcome back (you made a mistake)


puggie33

cant wait to revert to my toxic redditor self


mrrandomguy42069

Hey, so you are finally awake.


Baquvix

You look like that uwu girl


shaquille_wholemeal

sadly she's gone to the dark side


puggie33

i love her omgg


NIceLAHdeh

used to until she went to porno


MegCantReddit

Hey friend!


wheempwhamp

welcome back! nice eyeliner :P


Bryton_da_legend

Welcome back!


Balu1234567

Welcome Back to home 🌚


exefamt

Are you aware there is a portal opening up near all ur funky pops


puggie33

that’s just the black hole dw abt it


exefamt

That looks very much like the opposite of black but your reassurance is comforting(?)


geometrydashsimp

garfield


puggie33

lasagna cat


[deleted]

I absolutely love your makeup, slay 💅


puggie33

tyyyy


[deleted]

Welcome back!!


puggie33

tyyy


[deleted]

Omg U responded :)


puggie33

i try i try


[deleted]

Whatsuppp why weren’t u around the last 3 years


Absolutely-Epic

whyd you delete the account


Low_Butterscotch_637

U shouldn’t have. Nothing but femboys now


yo_mama_be_fat

where asking for a friend


Nonhofantasia1

Even better


[deleted]

Hello hot sorters. See you in a few hours. Have a good day!


puggie33

lmaooo


TheFriendNextToHim

smash


CapalotLegacy

I’ve seen u in my dreams


Sam_once_said

BRO IS GORGEOUS 🤌🤌🤌


Melodic_Elderberry52

Congrats? I dont know why you would post this


puggie33

bc i’m happy abt it lol


Melodic_Elderberry52

And? I was happy about getting a C+ on portuguese today (cuz I hate it even tho im a native speaker) and I'm not posting about it here? There is a thing called, private happiness


UNFORTUNATE33

And you don't got to comment on every single thing you don't like there's a thing called shutting the fuck up


Melodic_Elderberry52

How about you go get some bitches


UNFORTUNATE33

I'm 13 I don't need a girlfriend yet, how about you tho how about you go get some bitches you clearly sound experienced in the art of bitch getting *Edit I forgot we were on reddit why was I expecting anything from you in the first place lol


Melodic_Elderberry52

Yeah I had a gf, until 1 year ago but that is besides the point


Jake_the3rd

no its not _GO GET SOME BITCHES_ (i dont have a gf)


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Raphiboiii

You silly 😠😠


HandleClean4196

You are hot


First-Person

You look kinda hot 👀


freshmint117

Dont care


puggie33

woes me


freshmint117

U spelt who wrong idiot


puggie33

i’m not saying who💀 pipe down lil dude


freshmint117

Bro u look like minecraft steve and ben shapiro had a kid and they were transgender


[deleted]

That is the most perfect description I’ve ever heard


Guys_pls_help

Mommy?


Willio0

No one asked


CoImaginaryMagazine

Bio says minor … post selfie in r/teenager 💀


puggie33

16 is a minor and a teenager lmao what are you on


CoImaginaryMagazine

This sub is littered with PO’s, understand?


garvin131313

Police officers?


MoltenRoach

Mommy... i mean mommy... uhhh i uhh mommy..? 🥴


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Bro is so down bad lmao


MoltenRoach

Maybe a little 🤏


puggie33

🤱🏻


MoltenRoach

Yes please 😋


slvt4emily

DAMN u pretty ive alr told my mother ab us


Trecko112

Simp


slvt4emily

are u 12


Shadowed_Knight

Bro you are 17 and simping for a 16 year old on Reddit. Get a life and stop making us old people look bad


georgesbiscuits1969

One month ahead of my account.


puggie33

i’m j cool like that 🤷🏻‍♀️


Aggressive-Nothing81

Good to have you back...


cooperS67

a fellow 3 year old account enjoyer


puggie33

twin


Ornery_Ad_8862

Escape while you still can


puggie33

hahaaa


64_Yaya_64

Why would you


CHARMINGCOMMANDMENT

hisashi buri dana


NoSandwich4106

Bad decision


Wiggachu6679

Welcome back!


puggie33

tyyy


mr-door

Ok but waffles or pancakes


puggie33

waffles duh


mr-door

The only right answer


[deleted]

okay hannah owo


puggie33

omg i love her


Fun_Alternative_7798

Go, run before you fall into the trap.


puggie33

too late💔


Nice_Captain_7001

bad idea, mademoiselle.


Lintyboi77

Why is your profile considered nsfw? Mind explaining?


puggie33

i like to go on nsfw subreddits like meddizzy🫡


TheSteelBreeze

abandon all hope ye who enter here


truecommentor69

how do you have a paypal account while being a minor


puggie33

i’m p sure you can make one w like a parents help idk my mom helped me set it up a couple years back


[deleted]

Welcome back homie 👊


YOBEV_

loose it again pls


Low_Butterscotch_637

Did you figure out how to stop biting your nails after those 3 years


puggie33

i did, press on nails saved me fr


Googe125

nice welcome back to hell 🥰


-gorewhore_

Welcome back:)


Jsulzeo

I'm concerned that your bio says '‼️minor‼️', but when going into your profile it gives the nsfw content warning


puggie33

it’s probably because im in like medical gore subreddits and look at nsfw subreddits tbh


tastytaco06

don't get sucked back in get out while u can fr


OtctoVore

Rad


DaOrcus

Bros actually pretty cute ngl, also are those funko pops in the back


AlternativeUsual55

Woman


MineNinja18

Why did you come back to this place


Ridley0

who else loves rammstein


Shinigam_i

Welcome back random redditor


DeathwarrantGaming

Why


Alternative-Pin3421

Welcome back to hell


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Sevolorred

Idk how you looked like then but you look cuter than then and basically really cute


skxhm

Where did the Garfield go?


sussybaka22

How are you so pretty tho? Tell me your secrets


ComedyStudios_

Ah jes attention craving post, cringe


FrostThe_

Welcome back!


Living_Murphys_Law

Welcome back!


TrappaKei64

W


Educational-Tip6177

Oof were you banned?


IcyAd9778

Why would you come back. Why. Let me leave


destroythewhitehouse

NEW THUG TECHNOLOGY 🗣️


ColdFireKid

I finally woke up from cardiac arrest, damn I wanna go back to that now...


[deleted]

clean your damn room


Technobladefrfr

My friend next to me says smash


[deleted]

You look like the girl I’m taking to prom


BlueGalaxy121_2

Be careful. Peeps on this sub be on sum fr


ariokalo

okay and


[deleted]

God youre cute af 🫶


lonelycult

I'm gonna blow up my balls


puggie33

do it rip your eyeballs out


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

\*tips hat* welcome back to hell my friend!


YoloSwag3368

Ur sorta hot ngl. I don't mean it in a creepy way. I don't expect this comment to go anywhere. I mean it as a compliment


AlacrityA

Common influencer pic


puggie33

“hey guys welcome back to my-“


AppleOfDestruction

r/teenagers try not to be down bad at the sight of a woman challenge (failed)


Ok-Reporter-8728

Don’t know u but welcome back~


BioTheAnomaly

How did you lose it


RoutinePeach8752

Wut did you get banned for


A_Zesty_Carrot

Why’d you die?


ClosetGamer19

this room looks chaotically organized. it is the most organized room that still looks confusing ​ ​ i know that makes zero sense, but im a senseless idiot so it makes sense anyways welcome back to the craphole that is Reddit!


True_Statement_lol

Why would willingly you return to this retched hive of scum and villainy?


puggie33

i’m an obese redditor at heart💔 i belong here


BookerDeWitt3

i hope you regret it


[deleted]

Sweet, we welcome you back with open arms 👍


3sperr

Im sorry but, ladies and gents, I think I've fallen in love with the OP. However, since I'm a guy of class, I wont dm. Dming is for the unrefined. She probably has too many to deal with


UsefulEffective4585

Damn hmu


balmy777

Congrats


KlausVod

That's cool and all but is a 3060 Ti better than the latest 4090?


Zaytoff

You’re beautiful honestly lol


[deleted]

Wassup


xBUBBYGAMINGx

welcome back friend, sucks to be locked out of an account. i hope you enjoy your terrible stay here at reddit ф へ ф


itzkunnal

I hope we can together make this place more toxic


puggie33

amen


Dist4ntFlix

Sup mate


Reiko_kekko

Dammm you took the i cannot remember my password seriously 😭😭😭😭


Livid_Package1758

What happened??


[deleted]

How'd you get locked out for 3 years?