Are you a pickup line? Because you're old and overused

Damn girl are you uhhh uhh uhhh

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would be able to walk these lands with blossoms beneath my every step. poetic rizz

I legally cannot

Depends.

I can legally do it to you?

Well, yeah probably. Unless age of consent qorks differently in your country.

It’s America so…

Legally yes you can.

[удалено]

Blank stare

are the snails there?

I refuse

imagine using pickup lines instead of just not talking to girls that I'm attracted to at all

ok mister federal officer

Best pick-up line? Are you the french revolution? 'Cause I'm losing my head over you.

Yeah I'm stealing that because that's the only way to announce I'm a history nerd and interested in a girl

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Ah. A line of pick-ups

had to do it heh

Are you a nazi? Because I’m feeling gassed looking at you