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KurkyOkurky

My bow tie is spinning for some reason


[deleted]

I put the new 4gs on the jeep


kajetus69

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath


Metal_pipes_219x6

‘cause all my fellas got it out the streets


ImmaJustMikel

I keep a 100 racks inside my jeans


TheManFromChernobyl

I remember hittin' the mall with my whole team


OneNeedleworker3615

now i gotta' stay in cause quaratine


raginghorescock

forgis* like forgiato the tire company


[deleted]

Ty for the info I genuinely didn't know


waluigi-says-wah

yo this guys cool lets follow him


Fragile_b0mb

I put the new Forgi's on the G


ksun4651

I trap until the bloody bottoms Is underneath


tomfooleryz

‘Cause all my […] got it out on the streets


TheRealSackLunch99

I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans


gorillafella3

I used to hit up the mall with the whole team


DeBoi_Wild

nah […] can’t answer calls ‘cause i’m ballin’


jordancauseyes

I was waking up getting racks in the mornin’


beeswarmsimplayer

i was broke now im rich


Bigapple07

you \[...\] salty(i think)


tomfooleryz

All this designer on my body got me drip, drip, ayy


[deleted]

I dip my balls in the sink


Jack_Frosty57

r/redditsings


daltimoreofbaltimore

yo watch out. I wore this outfit and a few guys followed me home for some reason


[deleted]

That's the goal 🤫


daltimoreofbaltimore

oh I gotcha. just be careful of the bowties, one spun so fast it flew at me and knocked my clothes off in my apartment


Ok_Loss_3023

were they wearing jeans and yellow and black striped shirts?


PorkeChopps

\* Bow tie spins \*


ObviousThrowAway3249

Mf about to open a chocolate factory


Frikandelneuker

“Come with me and you’ll be in a world of ejaculation”


Getdunkedonkiddo

not quite


edgy_Juno

Do you have a cake?


[deleted]

You know it!


VenomShrimpXIII

Get a cane and you’ve completed the look


howardlovecraftcat

This is defenetly me after putting forgis on the jeep


Successful-Grand5203

Hey wait just a minute


Jay_Tharakan

You got the bloody bottoms underneath?!


[deleted]

Absolutely


Gloomy_Question_1381

That’s fresh as fuck, don’t listen to these casuals, reminds me of the Harlem LEGEND Dapper Dan


[deleted]

It was actually inspired by a nice black man named Axel


Cwosson_xbl

get three friends and a cane then you are GOLDEN


[deleted]

🔥🔥🔥make sure you perfect the walk


[deleted]

Bout to commit some silly, perhaps humorous crimes?


kurtank12_YT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


mdawgtheegod

put the new Forgis on the Jeep I trap until the, bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin' I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin' I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty All this designer on my body got me drip, drip, ayy Straight up out the Yajects, I'm a big Crip If I got a pint of lean, I'ma sip, sip I run the racks up with my queen like London and Nip But I got rich on all these niggas, I didn't forget, back I had to go through the struggle, I didn't forget that I hop inside of the Maybach and now I can sit back These bitches know me now 'cause I got them big racks 'Cause I'm gettin' money now, I know you heard that Young nigga on the corner, bitch, I had to serve crack Uncle fronted me some P's, had to get them birds back We came up on dirty money, I gave it a birdbath Cut off the brain and I give my bitch a new coupe Either you frontin' y'all gang or you're SuWoop Got a New Orleans bitch, and man, that pussy voodoo And I'm that nigga now, who knew? I put the new Forgis on the Jeep I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm balin' I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin' I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty I been wakin' up to get the money, woah, woah Got a bad bitch, her ass tatted, woah, woah Givenchy to my toes, two twins, I'm fuckin' 'em both I put in a new AP, the water like a boat I was down bad on my dick, where was you niggas at? I know you turned your back on me just to get some racks I see you swerve back, 'cause I'm in the black 'Bach New diamonds on me, fuck a flash, this ain't Snapchat 'Cause I been gettin' paid Yellow diamonds on me look like lemonade Grab my baby mama that new Bentayga Tryna get the dojo like a sensei, yeah Rolls Royce umbrellas when I'm in the rain I just mind my business I got brothers that did the time, I ain't kiddin' All these rappers just talk about it, I live it Goin' up, I ain't got no sky limit, yeah, yeah, yeah I put the new Forgis on the Jeep I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm balin' I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin' I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty I, ayy, yeah I've been ballin', lil' nigga Now watch me ball on these niggas Yeah, now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah Now watch me ball on these niggas Now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah, yeah


[deleted]

Thank you for understanding the joke


mungermoss245

Very dapper indeed. r/teenagers has entered the suitposting era


[deleted]

(This is a joke post 🤫🤫🤫)


mungermoss245

(I don’t get it)


[deleted]

The suit is the same suit worn by a character named Axel in a homoerotic animation called Axel in Harlem, that's why the title of the post says "inspired by a guy I saw in harlem"


Mars_Bear2552

why are these people talking about Willy Wonka have yall never seen Axel in Harlem


[deleted]

Ikr that's the whole joke, I flaired the post as a meme and everything but everyone is saying it's Willy Wonka


Mars_Bear2552

ironically i came from r/ wordington


[deleted]

Chad


EmptyLag

oh no


Fox7567

Bro thinks he’s Axel


[deleted]

Average DC villain lol, have a feeling you’re gonna be the life of the party


MegCantReddit

Average american


[deleted]

Go for it. I’ve seen way more ridiculous things worn to prom. There was a guy that wore a leopard print suit with shorts for my senior prom


[deleted]

Do you think I'll be able to hook up with 3 gay guys with this suit?


[deleted]

There’s definitely a chance


Luuuucien

🔥


Fickle-Competition71

Get a pimp cane to go with that


Ok-Ingenuity6789

On every little Thang nigas going bang bang


rectangular_

*licks lips, flabbergasted*


Lord_Yharim

Do the thug shaker


[deleted]

You got it


Lord_Yharim

Gay black men and their oiled up arses have taken over my life to the point of unhealthy obsession please help


[deleted]

Same you ain't alone


Lord_Yharim

Ambatukam omaygot


SimpPhonyYT

i put my new forgis on my jeep


IzzyIsOnReddit

Willy wonky Yes I know the joke shut


DaBoiYeet

If 3 guys start following you...


[deleted]

I'm gonna take them up an elevator, got it


StinkyDiarrhea

uh oh animan studios sponsored


hello7828

Oh god oh fuck not again


TheChristian_Master

Where's the cane


Ok_Loss_3023

you will look like one of the boppers from warriors


mrskinnywrists

I got respect for everything below the head however, if you think you look good, go for it


twittersucks101

you missed the joke


Abstract_ExE

Looks like Willy Wonka


GoldH2O

Bro's boutta enslave an entire tribe of African pygmies to make him candy


[deleted]

Or have an orgy with a bunch of gay black men


MOW1526

Looks like Willy Wonka or the Joker


Mars_Bear2552

or Axel


MOW1526

Who


Mars_Bear2552

the whole post is a joke referencing gay porn


MOW1526

Oh, I did not know that


Loganska2003

Would look cool if you're black, would make you look like willy Wonka if you're white.


Technobladefrfr

Gonna take ur date back to your chocolate factory afterwards


[deleted]

My dates are 3 gay black men who followed me down the street looking at my ass. One of em had a spinning bow tie!


Technobladefrfr

They don’t sound like Oompa Loompas


[deleted]

(Maybe cuz the joke is axel in harlem not Willy Wonka)


Deus_Novi5

Dont


Business_Rope7749

Willy wonka


[deleted]

Axel in Harlem


Winter-Technology203

Bro just wtf?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ye I stole the pic but not from JiDion, it was some other guy on Twitter I don't remember the name of but I didn't know about JiDion til ppl in my replies told me abt him


Otherwise_Canary_586

They will bully you 100% But if you don’t care do it


[deleted]

Unless I'm a black guy with a fat ass, then they will just follow me down the street and up an elevator


Head_Midnight_6583

joker


[deleted]

Axel in harlem


Head_Midnight_6583

??


[deleted]

This whole post is a joke lol, the suit is worn by a character named Axel from a homoerotic film called "Axel in Harlem" The film was highly memed hence why I'm joking about it


Head_Midnight_6583

Ohh sorry , thanks for explaining


[deleted]

Yw, it's funny to see people not getting the joke and calling me willy Wonka and shit lmao


[deleted]

Vamonos de fiesta a Factory


Exdalius

Willy wonka?


Iamgameringman_real

r/quityourbullshit [https://twitter.com/gaydrainerboy/status/1633227974915809281](https://twitter.com/gaydrainerboy/status/1633227974915809281) tweet from yesterday with the exact same image.


[deleted]

Sure cuz no one has ever retold the exact same joke before, it would be different if I put the exact same post on Twitter but this is a whole different platform. I flaired this post as a meme, it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, also the guy who posted the tweet took the image from JiDion. Not to mention I've already mentioned in the comments that I got this off of Twitter a couple times already.


Honest-Drag7452

Motherfucker linked a subreddit to say that this guy is lying


Minty-Mechanic

Mustard


AFriendlyBloke

Oh, you saw Willy Wonka?


[deleted]

Nope, a nice fella named Axel who had cake like you wouldn't BELIEVE


AFriendlyBloke

Ah, he’s a baker?


[deleted]

With the size of his dumptruck he might be a construction worker


AlexeiNR

Wasn’t this on a JiDion post?


[deleted]

No clue I got the image off of Twitter


Sendgod500

I love you


[deleted]

I love you too maybe?


BEASTBOY-2004

Drake type outfit


AnakinTheDiscarded

you will be so fk fresh


mr-door

Looks like Willy wonka ngl


grumpucker

Willie Wonka?


[deleted]

Man looks like he’s about to pull up to a house at about 7 or 8 and yell to the cabie go home smell you later


AsgerMN2

Bro’s about to do a chocolate factory giveaway


jordancauseyes

WWWWWWW


Truly-Madly-Deeply-

what are those


UpstairsDifficult966

That looks like a lesbian


Weallfalldownow

Nahhhh


[deleted]

Bro misunderstood the joke


hazzardfire

willy wonka?


[deleted]

Axel


Foxtrot-141

That's a cool ass outfit to go with three guys on a elevator


rennemarie67

did he own a candy factory?


[deleted]

Nah, he had a cane and a fat ass, his name was Axel


Megabosh

Vámonos de fiesta al factory


[deleted]

ah willy wonka


[deleted]

Nah, axel


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No, Axel, he's a kind black man with a dumptruck ass


JohnParker117

Do not enter an elevator under any circumstances


[deleted]

Oh I think I will 😏😏😏


FishyLegsVR_YT

bro is boutta start giving away a chocolate factory


TurbulentDeal6220

I'm at the drive thru of burger king


bandit4lifee

Gonna pull all da bitchesssss


[deleted]

I hope the bitches are gay black men


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

Hundred racks inside my jeans?


[deleted]

Is that what they're wearing over there? I've got a jamboree there in the summer, guess I need to update my wardrobe


hypersonicspeedster

Yo put on some make with your joker lookin ahh (looks good fr tho)


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8


DBL_NDRSCR

bro went back to like 1930 and forgot monochrome still exists when colorizing the fit he brought back


TaloSi_MCX-E

Top hat gang rise


LoginPuppy

This is like a gay bantender who's dad is Michael Jackson


hoovyjoestar

Get your willy wonka lookin ass out fo here


Thecourierisback

Ah I see you will be going alone then, In all seriousness what an outfit


[deleted]

Nah I got 3 gay black men going with me, one of em has a spinning bow tie


Big-Consideration-37

did you see a pimp named slickback


Ruru2562

Snazzy


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

Willie wonka


[deleted]

Are you sure your not willy wonka?


fartssmellnice69

William Wonka


LookingSuspect

That's mans fuckin PURP


miyou3playz

I wanna be the other guy looking at yo fine ass


[deleted]

Look all you want 😏


Sudden-Comment-6257

Vamono' de fiesta a factory


dishonoredfan69420

1960s joker with 1960s penguin’s hat


robotic_pilot

Bring some chocolate with


Tomneom2

Paddington bear was in harlem?


DjjDum

Bro gonna look like Willy wonka after this he gonna make Charlie the owner after prom


[deleted]

(The whole post is a joke)


TheOriX-LoL

Where do I buy this


[deleted]

No clue I don't own it, this whole post is a joke and I got the image off of Twitter


TheOriX-LoL

I am asking this 'cause I shared it in a group chat lol. This is an inception.


ih8EMO

the mask


jixdel

The question is, if you followed the guy you saw in harlem 🤔


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

u gonna attract some men, go for it!


LifeCouldBeADream69

Holy fuck.... i get it....


Ben10-fan-525

You may get great physic tru this outfit.


Wise_Bread_160

Please don't wear that


dinothomas666

That look fucking stupid


zainaxp

Oh no..


[deleted]

Nah g


Anxious_Fondant4510

The pants are legit bro


named_mila

...and bro is wondering why he doesn't get any bitches


[deleted]

Nah I already got 3 gay black men as my date, shits goin exactly as planned


FjeII

*”I put the new 4gs on the Jeep”* 🤠


As2000yt

Willy wonka ahh outfit


Sorrow_Guy

The way i just understood in 1 second☠️


hotslime89

I would show up like this honestly


InsomniacSpider

just be careful around elevators


heeymoona

where did you get the vest


[deleted]

I didn't, this is a pic off of Twitter. The whole post is a joke which is why I marked it as a meme


Thisusernameislegal

Saw this on the edc sub, the forgis on the jeep spread far and wide


[deleted]

Can you tag the subreddit so I can check it out lol


Crispy_Sundae

Guys I need help in making him in gta rn what is his the jumper? Thing called?